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just went over them again and i only chuckled once or twice

http://naijazone.net/index.php/topic,44.msg836.html#new

how about i give u a link to more than 20 one-liners that got me teary eyed from laughing?

reading old jokes
i guess ur donw with ur tv watching yeah?

oh it is indeed!

dang and i was online all along

fools are in abundance o the surface of the world arent they?

hun there's lil or nothing u can do

karma's a bitch no?
let it go
slashing his tyres or ruining his paint work wont make significant diff
moreso u could have a lawsuit on ur hands

awwwwwww
thanks
i thot u had gone off

wats ur highest level of education?

philip0906:
please take dat picture away i mean Rihanna's picture.cos it will instigate our girls 2 b'lieve dat bra is out of fashion thereby affecting my uncle's sole means of income which is selling secound hand or okrika brassiers.PLEASE MODERATOR SAVE A SOUL.

bwuahahahahahahahaha!

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=294589.msg4162654#msg4162654 date=1247184779]I do.[/quote]i dunno about hybrids tho
but a fast sleek beauty will def earn him a second, third and fourth glance

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=294589.msg4162626#msg4162626 date=1247184303]Virgins can't keep secrets.[/quote]dead!
[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=294589.msg4162626#msg4162626 date=1247184303]A female colleague once confessed to me she gets sexually aroused when she sees a smartly-dressed cute dude driving a smart car. [/quote]by smart car u dont mean hybrids do u?

lot of women  can relate with her

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=294589.msg4162601#msg4162601 date=1247183806]Yea, i feel your hands on me groin.
Women are probably sexually harassed with the way men carry themselves too.[/quote]oh. . . that?
shhhh! u werent supposed to say it out loud

u have no idea wat seeing bare chested men (those that have the body) on a very good day does. . . .
*drools*

he's name's chamo

so where were we?

lol sauron i hold u?

i knew those lies still had their strangle hold on u

tubabie sure it aint got no opiates?

he gets addicted to those babies easily
watch out he'll deny this flat

dead!
i was researching on drugs that will knock me out of this bad dream
tope's tryna sell me after i done covered her ass with mom lotsa times
if u wanna sell me, missy, ibk and toyin wont let u
moreso my twinie sisi will kill u first
wicked big sister

its on gurl!

sugar plum,
im not for sale, im up for grabs 4 the eligible young man that can sway this lirgo off her dainty pins

david the sensitive one
how cute

sauron, havent i told u to quit popping that vicodin?

if it was about them milkshakes, u know u own that title

im the one with the ring
beat that!

tope jo ma lo koba mi ahn ahn
iru egbon wo ni wo je sef

fav? it has to be clark kent

lol tubabie at all, its just got. . . .
em tope infected me

but i loff chamo nau?
didnt u steal stephen (my lawfully wedded husband) from me so that chamo could get me?

clark's the boi rite?
the one that. . .
wait a min!
the story's about superman!
omg how was i so stupid not to have realised it all along
i mean the same qualities . . .

had no fav then
but the guy was cute so i liked him

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=294589.msg4162255#msg4162255 date=1247179377]Sauron is a certified virgin.[/quote]call 911 tell them im having a heart attack!

yeah used to watch it 2yrs ago or was it last yr?
lost interest

-00:23 hrs moon time

[quote author=TOPE2000! link=topic=294589.msg4162129#msg4162129 date=1247178127]My friend . . . .behave [/quote]there's about to be a cat fight in this joint!

davidylan:
of course not but you can be sexy and decent at the same time. If you dressed with your breasts all popping out be rest assured you're not in the "take home to mama" category.

it is our duty to look . . . the thrill is in how hard you make us work before we can see anything. Just letting them all out so we notice from 500 miles away can be off-putting.

so. . .
if we make u work till ur only about a feet b4 u see anything does that make us in the take home to momma category?
where's that emoticon when i need it most?
[quote author=TOPE2000! link=topic=294589.msg4162135#msg4162135 date=1247178210]Male virgins still exist?? [/quote]yeah maybe b4 20, after 20 a very very very very very very small number

gotcha

naw the trans planetary sub's just like any airplane and cos im a frequent flyer, they deliver me at my destination
so we just dress for a regular night out on earth