tope, he's talking abt male virgins not u  

nex:

I know that before the end time comes, women will walk around naked and am just here selecting the best digicam for 2020.

Nudists are doing that already in most parts of Europe.

TOPE2000!:

Thank you jare
atleast some1 appreciate us

hey! thats my line

male virgins ke?
naw its females that try more jare

Davidylan make we hear word.
The same guys that start threads about half naked women are the same that will get a neck dislocation just from trying to pu themselves at a great angle to look.  

TOPE2000!:

Thank you jare
atleast some1 appreciate us

who's talking about you?   I meant the guys who still manage to "hold bodi" in this age of delilah.

bluespice:

this had best be said with the intent of a joke

Of course i meant it as a joke but the truth is . . . its hard to take a woman who is dressed half-naked serious shld she complain of sexual harassment. Its like leaving your bowl of yam outside oncovered and crying because your neighbour's goat ate it.

true, seems there is something bothering her. she frowns more than she smiles. oh well,  

David, so you would prefer ya lady dress up like those in deeper life?

oyinda.:

tope, he's talking abt male virgins not u  

He was talking abt virgins in general . . . . is it my fault that u have popped ur cherry

bluespice:

hey! thats my line

My friend . . . .behave

spoilt:

Davidylan make we hear word.
The same guys that start threads about half naked women are the same that will get a neck dislocation just from trying to pu themselves at a great angle to look.

Rofl . . . .

davidylan:

who's talking about you? I meant the guys who still manage to "hold bodi" in this age of delilah.

Male virgins still exist??

*Hauwa*:

David, so you would prefer ya lady dress up like those in deeper life?

of course not but you can be sexy and decent at the same time. If you dressed with your breasts all popping out be rest assured you're not in the "take home to mama" category.

spoilt:

Davidylan make we hear word.
The same guys that start threads about half naked women are the same that will get a neck dislocation just from trying to pu themselves at a great angle to look.  

it is our duty to look . . . the thrill is in how hard you make us work before we can see anything. Just letting them all out so we notice from 500 miles away can be off-putting.

TOPE2000!:

Male virgins still exist??

yes! I know two personally. My best friends, one just got married.

davidylan:

of course not but you can be sexy and decent at the same time. If you dressed with your breasts all popping out be rest assured you're not in the "take home to mama" category.

Typical naija man.

TOPE2000!:

He was talking abt virgins in general . . . . is it my fault have u have popped ur cherry

My friend . . . .behave

ouch  

davidylan:

yes! I know two personally. My best friends, one just got married.

so therefore, u only kno one. smh i am very disappointed in u pastor david. unless u're the married one

davidylan:

yes! I know two personally. My best friends, one just got married.

Wow . . . .i guess they the dude also married a virgin?
Does he know where to insert it into?

TOPE2000!:


Does he know where to insert it into?

oyinda.:

so therefore, u only kno one.  smh i am very disappointed in u pastor david. unless u're the married one

I didnt even comment on my status and you're already feeling "disappointed" . . . are you my mother?  

TOPE2000!:

Wow . . . .i guess they the dude also married a virgin?
Does he know where to insert it into?

Being a virgin is not equivalent to being naive. Besides that's what marriage is all about, 2 people learning to become 1. I'm not personally interested in having a pro on my wedding night.

Poster,

Then don't come to Gainesville during the summer. Everybody is trying to go light as possible.

So hot! Infact, I plead the fifth. But one can still show skin and dress decent.

davidylan:

Being a virgin is not equivalent to being naive. Besides that's what marriage is all about, 2 people learning to become 1. I'm not personally interested in having a pro on my wedding night.

Hmmmm . . .i see ur point but i dont want a virgin as husband . . . . MBA

TOPE2000!:

Does he know where to insert it into?

Didn't he watch Animal Planet?

davidylan:

I didnt even comment on my status and you're already feeling "disappointed" . . . are you my mother?  

unless u don't kno youself, u don't need to comment on ur status for us to make an accurate assumption   i am ur NL motherrrrr

~Sauron~:

Didn't he watch Animal Planet?

Oh i see . . . .so animals shag just like we do?

TOPE2000!:

Oh i see . . . .so animals shag just like we do?

They are better at it.

TOPE2000!:

My friend . . . .behave

there's about to be a cat fight in this joint!

davidylan:

of course not but you can be sexy and decent at the same time. If you dressed with your breasts all popping out be rest assured you're not in the "take home to mama" category.

it is our duty to look . . . the thrill is in how hard you make us work before we can see anything. Just letting them all out so we notice from 500 miles away can be off-putting.

so. . .
if we make u work till ur only about a feet b4 u see anything does that make us in the take home to momma category?
where's that emoticon when i need it most?

TOPE2000!:

Male virgins still exist??

yeah maybe b4 20, after 20 a very very very very very very small number

~Sauron~:

They are better at it.

Kai . . . .i better start watching animal planet
meanwhile which animal/s are better at it?

bluespice:

there's about to be a cat fight in this joint! :Pso. . .

Bring it on sis

yeah maybe b4 20, after 20 a very very very very very very small number

I still dont blv male virgins exist sha

TOPE2000!:

Kai . . . .i better start watching animal planet
meanwhile which animal/s are better at it?

Lions and the cat family generally

I still dont blv male virgins exist sha

Sauron is a certified virgin.

~Sauron~:

Lions and the cat family generally

Hmmmmmmm. . . i dont think i'd find watching lions shag interesting

Sauron is a certified virgin.

*cough* did u say something?

~Sauron~:

Sauron is a certified virgin.

call 911 tell them im having a heart attack!

TOPE2000!:

I still dont blv male virgins exist sha

They do and infact contrary to blue's claim the are quite a significant number. Most dudes are embarrassed to say so in public so you dont know.

TOPE2000!:

Hmmmmmmm. . . i dont think i'd find watching lions shag interesting

Try chickens.

bluespice:

call 911 tell them im having a heart attack!

*dailing 911*
Hold on tight, they are on there way

davidylan:

They do and infact contrary to blue's claim the are quite a significant number. Most dudes are embarrassed to say so in public so you dont know.

David pls dont tell me u r virgin?
wetin i wan take virgin do?

Try chickens.

lol. . . .triple ewww but come o chicken too shag?

bluespice r u abt to pull a MJ on us pls NL needs u o

davidylan:

They do and infact contrary to blue's claim the are quite a significant number. Most dudes are embarrassed to say so in public so you dont know.

Try chickens.

yeah u know i wonder how chickens do it?

TOPE2000!:

Hmmmmmmm. . . i dont think i'd find watching lions shag interesting

Try foxes or alligators.

*cough* did u say something?

Yea.

tubabie:

yeah u know i wonder how chickens do it?

wonders my dear

~Sauron~:

Try foxes or alligators.

Alligators too shag. . . . .how?
do they have deeks??

Yea.

oh. . . .musta missed it