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since ur so kind and God's gift to women
u certainly would not mind dropping by Bergdorf Goodman and getting me No.1, i just ran out and i have a state ball this evening
between shuttling jets and business meetings
i dont have the time neither do my assistants
be doll will u

the rules every nigerian woman should live by
i better print and laminate copis and post all over my house with my husband's permission
once he agrees, first stop will be the fridge door!

long live Nigerian men!
our rescuers when no one wanted to marry us
they lovingly bestowed on us the title of Mrs, for this we will be ever greatfull

the calculating killer that she is, i doubt she'llda let him know

moreso who's to say she didnt meet the ex shortly b4 this happened?
u know one of those stupid having sex with ur ex incidences and she realised she wasnt not over him entirely and in her guilt ridden moment of clarity, he pitches the idea that she lure him (present fool) to him (ex) and he (fool) gets a beating for stealing girl from him (ex), ex's anger's absolved and they get back together. . . .

good morning hauwa
whats surprising u?



foolish is he that threatens another he has no idea of the capabilities

emmm sending him to the boatman at the gate of hades with the instructions to keep him out of trouble?

i cant guarantee his or anyone's safety

toyin sister's dont let each other down now do they?
im bored jare its 05:02 am still cant sleep what do u want me to do?


the young sister sets both of them up
invites each for an intimate dinner
with a promise of a surprise afterwards
a surprise indeed
both estraged lovers find themselvs in the spotlight position of a 5 star restaurant

damn last page!

his beloved rejects him in mock anger
only stoking the fires of love
like a crack addict,
he rushes after her

very very interesting convo i tells ya

son, u never seen me b4 dont go down that road

the sister turns out to be more 'heartless'
he ends his child's play and returns to his love

TheSeeker:
Just her right name. A 20-year old girl shot his boyfriend, a football player, in his sleep because she believes he's cheating on her --- what is that? Love? Sometimes the meaning of love is conveyed in the most wrongful acts. Being a criminal is way different from being a lover and you can't prove you love someone by committing crime. These little girls make me sick!

exactly what they are,
lil girls should be locked up in psych wards! and realised in a trickle after passing extensive examinations!

he turns his affections to her younger sister
showers her with attentions and gifts to spite her
it doesnt go un-noticed

*still watching*

eh?
me no henglish oga

he's frustrated at his unreciprocated love,
he's attracted to her an she doesnt even act like he exists
he's almost mad with rage and desire. . .

ElRazur:
No you say something nice about me? Stroke my ego? Damn it woman! what do u wanna say?

keep the feathers at work people!

i promise u she wasnt thinking of all that
all she was thinking of was her love for the ex
now folks wonder why i get really pissed off when youngins talk about love
an accessory to murder?
pls upgrade that charge to manslaughter!
heartless bitch

someone's about to confide?

gosh tickle me more!

this here lady's saying no right?

rome wasnt built in a day

*inches closer*
now this is getting rather interesting

i think it will,
but not anytime soon

the sad situation is the lies being fed to them thru all avenues possible
media being the chief culprit
women are still very innocent and naive when it comes to matters of the heart
the traditions of society still place the utmost repect on a woman that hold the title of Mrs.

untill society begins to accept women irrespective of their marital status, as legit members of the society,
and indeed frown at women who fall for smooth tongued men too easily, maybe then the grim future might begin to clear up

the 'he he he' in the post was just a way to show i was chuckling, the emoticon here makes one look retarded at times

best be david

rubi how can u say its hard not to fall inlove at the first time,
dont get it twisted, there's nothing like love at first sight
its fascination, infatuation, like
whatever, just not love

david ur interfering with my signals!

he he he
thank you very much

bwuahahahahahahahaha!
grabs popcorn n nachos
places chair at respectable listening distance and plops into position
its going to be a loooong night indeed

he he he he
sank u feli mush

oh heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz naw!
where the fliping jacks is this scorned bitch?
lemme teach her that my momma taught me rite
im nigerian, black n proud




okay enough angry black woman for a day
for real tho, she needs some really good tongue lashing from a pissed off nigerian mother of four with the last still breastfeeding with no husband
then she'll know how stoopid she really sounds

hell hath no fury like a woman scorned ey?

death!
isnt that supposed to be for men tho?
the shape of the crotch looks that way

oh pls,
this is so 1970's women are better than men liberation BS
if ur man cant call u during office hours and ur bothered,
u need a job, what are u doing waiting for his call anyway?
shouldnt u be working urself?

thats except he told u to expect his call

either way, if he cant call u or he forgets, whats wrong in calling him or poping at his place
call before hand!! if u meet what u dont wanna meet, atleast u left a voice mail on his cell n home numbers

sistawoman:
so if you just met or he greated you on the street and said I have been observing you and I like you and would love to get to know you better can we exchange numbers and see where this can go. Would you say yes or no?

How long after that convo would you accept him wanting to go out with you if he is saying he [b]loves [/b]you? In other words would you believe this after a week? two? three? four?

frankly that depends on my disposition that day,
for me to even grant him the audience to say all that means a lot on his part

9 out of 10 times, ill smile and thank him for the admiration but firmly decline the number exchange
best get his number and let him be


if i do exchange numbers with him and after a month he uses the L word,
ill drop his ass faster than a hot pan of apple pie
okay that's extreme but if i do like him and i feel there might be something,
illd advice him to put the L word on hold and focus on the friendship

that word scares me personally, used sooner than im beginning to feel comfy with the relationship,
i hit the door


lol ive never been a fan of desmon elliot, lawd knows if i see him walking the im-coming-to-'chat-u-up' walk, ill jump in the next bugatti veyron i see
_{who knows the driver could be boris kodjoe (i dont care that he's married with kids! )}

sistawoman:
I think all women get at least one crazy.

I feel so sorry for the sista. I hope she gets away.

@poster
give me your girls information I want to help you monitor her.

i know yeah,

poster same here also, two heads are better than one ey?

sistawoman:
I would love to hear from the 9ja women here.

If a guy told you he liked you and would like to date you then how would you respond?

If a guy told you he loved you and would like to date you then how would you respond?

taking into consideration how long we've been friends, if i was both physically and emotionally available,and his reasons for liking me made sense to me and i liked him also, illd answer in the affirmative.
this serves as a possible answer in both scenarios


i cant date someone i wasnt friends with to begin with,
where do we start?