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Car Talk › Re: My Ugly Experience With FRSC Officials At Their Checkpoint by BluntCrazeMan(op):
muyico:
Seems like they re oga, no get strong head
So,, if their oga get strong-head true-true, na wetin him for do exactly.??


(Don't forget that military men were just very close -- manning their own military checkpoint a few poles away -- and they were watching everything that was going on..)
Car Talk › My Ugly Experience With FRSC Officials At Their Checkpoint by BluntCrazeMan(op): 8:34am On Nov 07, 2025
This happened to me in Awka, Anambra State.
(Those officers didn't know that they met with a strong-headed but quiet somebody)

For those persons who know Awka very well, this thing happened at that Military Checkpoint which is very close to the ICC center, along the old road.

On this particular day in question, the FRSC officers were also operating near this Military Checkpoint in question. They usually do that on some days.

They stopped me for no obvious reasons, and I parked one side, so that I wouldn't be seen as disobeying the officers of an instituted authority while they are on their legal duty.
They demanded for my papers which I gave to them, and they checked everything and gave the papers back to me.

They demanded that I opened my car boot (my car trunk). After they finished all their searchings and checkings (they even checked the spare tyres and jack and triangles), they later said that my Fire Extinguisher 🧯 has expired, that its pointer is not pointing within the green range on its indicator.

I said “Ok,, so what next”?

They started booking me (for the offence they said I committed).
I stood there quietly and silently, and waited for them to finish.

(if the officer had taken me to the back of the car early enough, and wanted to settle my matter quickly, I might have considered settling myself with them there-and-then in order to be on my way as quickly as possible,, but since they have decided to waste my time on protocols, then I decided that we must do the protocols to the end, and they won't get any shii-shii from me -- whatever money I have to pay, it must be to the headquarters, and not to them again.)

After they finished wasting all my time while they booked me, they came and told me that I should pay ₦12,000.

I said “Okay”.
I didn't even argue.
He then said that I should pay to them so that they can help me and pay it for me.

That was when I started my own wahalla..

I said to them that I won't give them shii-shii..
I will pay the ₦12,000.. No Problems.
But I must pay it directly into the FRSC Headquarters’ Bank Account.. AND NO TO THEM.!!
The officer directed me to their oga.

I was laughing at all of them inside my heart.

Their oga said I should leave my vehicle there with them and go to any bank which is close-by, and that the bank will generate Remita code for me, before I can pay.
He told me that it is usually long process, and that is the reason why they usually opt to do it for the people, so that they can lump all the money together at the end of the day and generate one Remita Code..

I now laughed-out..
I couldn't hold the laugh any longer.
He asked me why I was laughing,, I just showed him my phone.
I had already logged-in to the Remita App on my phone while he was still talking,, and I had even found the FRSC on the Remita App..

I told them that I will make the payment directly to the REMITA, and generate the receipt right in front of them, and go and find a printer anywhere, and print it out and give to them, and that the whole thing wouldn't even waste 15-Minutes.!!

The officer told me that it seems that I am a person of trouble.!!
I told him “No oooo!!”

I then told him that before I make the payment, that I need to read the content of the document which they used to book me..
He gave it to me, and I finished reading it.
I saw the offence they said that I committed, but I didn't see where they wrote any amount that corresponded to the offence.
They didn't even write “₦12,000” on top of that document..

I asked him how he knew that my offence is equal to ₦12,000? I told him to write it on top of that booking document.. The rule I broke and the corresponding penalty to it,, then, a summation at the bottom which shows how much I should pay.

That was how I started teaching the officer how to book people properly for offences.
He was visibly not comfortable that I had all the time in the world to waste with him.


I told him that:
“it is either he gave me my own duplicate-copy of the booking document, or else I take a photograph of the booking, I would print out and keep inside my archive of payment-receipts -- which helps me whenever I am doing my financial audits”

He shouted “haaaaa.!! That one will be difficult ooo”
I asked them whether it is also difficult for them to give me my own duplicate copy?? And they said “YES”,, that they don't usually give it out..

I was visibly enraged..
I asked them: “How can I be paying for something I don't even know how it came about, and yet, there is no evidence for me to keep -- which confirmed that I paid for such a thing??”

I now demanded for them to also show me the the book or booklet that contains the schedule or the rundown of all the possible offences that someone can possibly commit and all their respective penalties -- so that I can snap photos of them too, because I need to know all these offences and study them very well, so that I won't commit another offence again another day.

The Oga said to me,, Oga, please bring ₦3,000 and go your way abbegg..
I told him that I don't even have ₦500 cash on me.. But I can do the ₦12,000 to Remita, because it is wireless.
They told me to go and do POS and give them the ₦3000 cash, but I refused.
I had to tell them that they had wasted my time so much to an extent that everything must have to be fully done accordingly in accordance to the strict protocols, and therefore, let us do the whole protocols to the end.

I then told them that I also even needed to snap the photos of the document which they used to charge me,, and to also snap photos of their main book which contained the list of all possible traffic offences..

The next thing he said was: “Oga, come and be going abbegg.!!”

I was like,, “After you finished wasting all my time.?? What about the booking nko?”

They said that they will tear it., that it is no more necessary again.

I still pestered them further, that the reason they wanted me to go just like-that is because they wouldn't want me to know all the other hidden traffic offences, so that they will catch me another day.. I told them that they should get the document which contained all the traffic offences so I can have a look at it; but they told me that they didn't come to the field with it, that the document is at their office, that I can drive to their office and demand for it.

That was when I got back inside my vehicle, started my vehicle, and dropped one parting word for them:
“This nonsense you people did to me is the exact reason why nobody likes to stop whenever they see you guys on the road.. This thing you are always do to people is the exact reason why a lot of people end-up seeing you guys as grossly unprofessional in your dealings with the people,, and it is too baadd..”

AND I DROVE OFF,, AND LEFT THEM..!!


What pained me most (after I left there) was that I didn't even take time and look around chests and shoulders of those officers to see whether I can get their names and their service numbers..

It would have made it very easy for me to report them to their headquarters, without having to waste too much time in explaining their identities..



Assuming that I ended up paying that ₦12,000 on Remita, I would have vehemently insisted on taking the photographs of both the original booking and the duplicate copy which is supposed to be my own,, and I will find @FRSCNigeria on Twitter and on all social media, and even their Official Email Address, and I will continue to send them messages -- until someone responds to me.

That day was almost totally wasted for me.
I spent like two hours there,, arguing back-and-forth with them..
The experience was so bad.!!

It even turns out that many Nigerians are suffering exactly the same thing in the hands of FRSC Officials... And some of them have come up here on Nairaland to tell their own stories too..
See an example inside the thread below..
👇🏾 👇🏾
https://www.nairaland.com/7702932/ordeal-frsc-officers-car-fire


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MY DEAR FELLOW NIGERIANS,, AS YOU ARE READING THIS EXPERIENCE OF MINE, PLEASE DOWNLOAD THE REMITA APP RIGHT NOW, AND ACTIVATE IT IMMEDIATELY.

WHEN NEXT THE FRSC OFFICERS HOLD YOU DOWN ON THE ROAD FOR ANY TRAFFIC OFFENCE -- (EVEN BEFORE THEY START BOOKING YOU) -- JUST TELL THEM IMMEDIATELY THAT YOU HAVE REMITA ON YOUR PHONE, AND THAT IT IS THROUGH REMITA THAT YOU MUST PAY ANY OF THE PENALTY THEY WOULD BOOK YOU FOR; AND THAT YOU WILL GO AND PRINT THE RECEIPTS OF THE REMITA-PAYMENT FOR THEM TO USE AND CONFIRM WITH THE ABUJA HEADQUARTERS. AND THEN, ALSO INSIST THAT THEY MUST BREAK DOWN ALL THE FEES OF THE PENALTIES FOR YOU, AND GIVE YOU A COPY OF THE BREAKDOWN..

WITH THAT, THEY WILL HANDLE YOUR CASE IN THE MOST ORGANIZED AND PROFESSIONAL MANNER..

Foreign Affairs › Re: Paul Biya: World’s Oldest President Sworn In For Eighth Term In Cameroon by BluntCrazeMan: 7:06am On Nov 07, 2025
Education › Re: My Experience With Trying To Register For “Copyright Protection” ©️ For My Works by BluntCrazeMan(op): 10:30pm On Nov 06, 2025
TotoIsGud4boy:
use an American copyright service
Please can I have their website..?
TV/Movies › Re: Bbnaija: Ebuka Evicts Thelma Lawson & Bright Morgan by BluntCrazeMan: 12:25am On Oct 23, 2025
RollinTNDA:
you are clearly not smart.
Being locked up for a month together with people you build bonds with.

Of course they cry because they will miss each other because of the bonding.
People don't build bonds and make some weird new friends inside the conventional prisons.??
Celebrities › Re: I Did BBL Surgery For My Mental Health — Actress Uche Ogbodo by BluntCrazeMan: 8:00pm On Oct 11, 2025
ThroneNGamez:
Source:
https://x.com/instablog9ja/status/1969290360477081952?t=VV0goPSFUIp1hc3-O9K5CA&s=08[/quote]She's really suffering mentally -- if this is the best excuse she could cook-up.
Christianity Etc › Re: He Mistakenly Paid 100,000 Naira As Tithe, Pastor Refuses To Refund Him. by BluntCrazeMan: 1:54pm On Oct 11, 2025
He may stop going to that church..
Career › Re: American Police Say Freeze, What Do Nigerian Police Say?? by BluntCrazeMan: 1:01pm On Oct 11, 2025
Hollam-There.!!
Romance › Re: Man Tattoos His Girlfriend’s Name On Forehead (Pictures) by BluntCrazeMan: 1:00pm On Oct 11, 2025
Let us just assume this is true...

So, he doesn't just have other babes?

Must it be on his forehead?

So, why is she trying so hard to impress the lady?
(Like as if it was so hard for him to get her in the first place)
Celebrities › Re: Israel DMW’s Ex Wife, Sheila Breaks Silence On Why She Left Him (Video) by BluntCrazeMan: 12:58pm On Oct 11, 2025
How many times will she be telling us why she left her husband?

She should just move on
Politics › Re: No Glitches, No Excuses, PDP Warns INEC On 2027 by BluntCrazeMan: 12:14pm On Oct 11, 2025
PDP is just flowing with the tides..

Let them continue.
They think we are still in the era of making uncalculated utterances.
Health › Re: Who Knows The Name Of This Skin Disease (graphic Photo) by BluntCrazeMan: 7:48pm On Oct 10, 2025
APOPTOSIS:
There's nothing airborne about it.
In Nigeria everyone is a medical practitioner.
The Lawlessness & recklessness cuts across every field.

Meanwhile, That's an Impetigo.
It very common, & its contagious by touch.
Ordinarily I don't support online prescriptions but I will renege on such & recommend something.

Go & get Mupirocin cream.
Use it thrice a day. Make sure you clean surface before applying it. Remove yellow crusts from surface before applying cream.
Oral antibiotics are not necessary at all.
That's like using a sledgehammer to maim a fly.
Is that not a type of dry gangrene?
Events › Re: Bride’s Mother In Tears As Guests Leave Wedding Before Food Arrives(photos/video by BluntCrazeMan: 11:41am On Oct 10, 2025
Rebuker:
Watch the viral video and share your thoughts in the comments.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtI4X7FutWk?si=tMReCXZukn1LYw_p
As Early As 6PM
Culture › Re: Alaafin Of Oyo on Golden throne At 91st Birthday Of Chief Gabriel Igbinedion. by BluntCrazeMan: 11:39am On Oct 10, 2025
Biodun556:
Kabiyesi, His Imperial Majesty, Oba Abimbola Akeem Owoade I, Iku Baba Yeye, The Alaafin of Oyo, The Paramount Custodian of Yoruba Culture and Tradition at the 91st Birthday celebration of Chief Gabriel Osawaru Igbinedion in Edo State.


https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=pfbid029TsgawqVv8js2S16DoyBL4DTHTQyi18yebnTAZcjb5QpaH7V5Pa6EBAfsCni7EEZl&id=100044605321788&mibextid=adzO7l
STATUE OF JESUS.??

IS THAT ALSO A PART OF THE THRONE.??
Crime › Re: Boyfriend Of Taraba Student Found Dead Hours After Girlfriend Dies In His House by BluntCrazeMan: 10:23am On Oct 10, 2025
[quote author= post=136791486]UPDATED: Apprehension, Uncertainty Trail Mysterious Deaths Of 2 Lovers In Taraba


See Previous Thread As Posted By NC BLOG - https://www.nairaland.com/8518318/comfort-jimtop-oliver-taraba-student



Source: https://leadership.ng/updated-apprehension-uncertainty-trail-mysterious-deaths-of-2-lovers-in-taraba/[/quote]Still, not even this UPDATES told us how Comfort possibly died, neither did it reveal how Emmanuel died.

How did he commit the suicide?
Health › Re: They Lied About HIV… Here’s The Truth by BluntCrazeMan: 10:03am On Oct 10, 2025
Ketamine9000mg:
How is it a lie? You mean people living with HIV can't have a long healthy life?
Living Long and Healthy is True..

But NORMAL.??
You need to further define what you mean by “Normal”
Food › Re: "The Myth Behind Owoh Soup" by BluntCrazeMan: 9:47am On Oct 10, 2025
Which one is the soup inside the photo?
Sports › Re: Wife Of Super Eagles Goalkeeper Alleges He And Sidechick Are After Her Life by BluntCrazeMan: 9:45am On Oct 10, 2025
DiamondsAreFore:
They have children together. Or don't the children deserve to grow up in a home with 2 loving parents?
So, are they actually TWO LOVING PARENTS to the kids now??

People will just be deliberately telling themselves bare-faced lies..
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Non-salary Earners, What’s Your Source Of Income; How Are You Surviving? by BluntCrazeMan: 9:21am On Oct 10, 2025
As if the salary of the salary-earners is even enough..
Romance › Re: I'm 19 years old & I have made over #100m by opening my legs - Lady recount(vid) by BluntCrazeMan: 8:58am On Oct 10, 2025
Making the money doesn't matter much..

WHAT SHE DID WITH THE MONEY IS WHAT MATTERS MORE.!!
Health › Re: FG To Decriminalise Attempted Suicide In December by BluntCrazeMan: 8:38am On Oct 10, 2025
At least, people can now continue to attempt suicide without any repercussions until they finally succeed.
Business › Re: See 18 Richest Family-Owned Businesses In Nigeria by BluntCrazeMan: 8:35am On Oct 10, 2025
NEXT nkọ??

🚶🏻🏃🏻🏃🏻
Politics › Re: Fulani Man Values Cows Over Human Lives – CDS Musa by BluntCrazeMan: 7:19am On Oct 10, 2025
But Fulani men DON'T EAT COW that much..
They eat RAM more than cow.

They sell COWS to these same people they choose to kill in order to protect their so-called cows (which is just a “Business” to them)
Family › Re: Leave My House - 21yr Old Girl Taking Care Of Her Siblings Chase Them Out (vid) by BluntCrazeMan: 2:37am On Oct 10, 2025
Kobojunkie:
Does it matter what she does for a living when she is not the parent to those kids and is herself a child in need of parents to care for her? undecided
Someone is asking so that he himself can go and start doing the same thing for himself too..


And you decided to see it from the judgemental angle.
Politics › Re: Ekwulobia Flyover: One Of The 2 Flyovers Constructed By Soludo In Anambra (Pix) by BluntCrazeMan: 2:30am On Oct 10, 2025
CoronaVirusPro:
😆😆😆😆😆


Why do Anambra Governors love FAKE suspension bridges.


What are this cables actually suspending? 😆😆😆😆😆

Obiano built same.

The architect and chief engineer need to be arrested and jailed. This is the peak of unprofessionalism.
If you go close to those bridges, that's the only time you would discover that those things are not actually suspension cables.

Those things are more decorative than functional...
Business › Re: Nigerians Must Obtain Tax ID To Operate Bank Accounts By 2026 - New Tax Law by BluntCrazeMan: 2:19am On Oct 10, 2025
nlfpmod:
Source:
THE NATION’S EYES NEWSPAPER

BY NOEL CHIAGOROM
I can bet you that they will rush and start this, even block some accounts,, only for us to realize (after one year or so) that some biigg big accounts still operate without the Tax-ID.
Car Talk › Re: British Woman Confronts Her Neighbour For Owning Two Cars (Video) by BluntCrazeMan: 2:14am On Oct 10, 2025
The woman doesn't even know what she's saying..

Yet, she's believing she's doing something good.

This is what we get from “The System”.
Politics › Re: Citizen Monitors Unveils Election-monitoring Web-App Ahead Anambra Gov Poll. by BluntCrazeMan(op): 8:51am On Oct 08, 2025
AntiChristian:
Who told you banks can't be hacked?
Is that what I said.??

Banks can be hacked.
But let them hack Banks first.
That's what I said.

Don't twist my words for me.
Politics › Re: Public Engagement By Athena Centre: Innovation In Electoral Technology 2015-2025 by BluntCrazeMan(op): 6:44am On Oct 08, 2025
Fergie001, Garfield1, Penguin2, Racoon, Bobloco, Dalitigator, Femi4....
Politics › Re: Public Engagement By Athena Centre: Innovation In Electoral Technology 2015-2025 by BluntCrazeMan(op): 6:43am On Oct 08, 2025
Lalasticlala, Seun, Nlfpmod

Please take this to front Page..
Politics › Re: Citizen Monitors Unveils Election-monitoring Web-App Ahead Anambra Gov Poll. by BluntCrazeMan(op): 6:42am On Oct 08, 2025
AntiChristian:
Can it be hacked or influenced?

Anything is possible!
Let them hack banks first..

And you think they will hack how many of it.??

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