₦airaland Forum

“Release”??

Or “Rescue”??

Bankowner:
It doesn't have to be always butterflies my friend. For some, it's horses, and for some, bees. In this instance, OP said butterflies. If you're still unsure, ask him.

Which is yours though?

For the first girl, it was butterflies..

For the next girl he would get,, it should be bees or cockroaches, or even horses.

It must not be butterflies again naa

ComeComing:
After writing jamb, jamb release result just two days later but you can only check through sms.. unfortunately, I couldn't check mine becos i no longer had access to the sim i used in registering it..

Even jamb no gree release result again.. they kept on posponding it.. at some point sef, my mama talk say I don chop jamb money say I no register am .. (I explain tire because no evidence )


Weeks later i vex, chat my guy for imsu tell am to register me post utme (because he told me that if I want to see my result, I should register for post utme.. that my score will show wen he's doing it) wen i no even sure say I reach IMSU cut-off mark of 160.

Anyway, I sent him my last card then (around 4k or so) and the next morning he sent me the registration slip and i saw my jamb score attached in the slip


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I wrote my jamb on April 17th (friday).. and on the exam day, na only option D I just dey tick throughout from maths, physics, English to chemistry.. o chim

Thank God o.. because I been wan tick C as per my favourite letter or even B.. but last jamb I ticked C nd scored 154 so i just lockup and selected D throughout.. no risk, no reward..

I no even read shimgbain before exam.. in fact, that lekki headmaster novel, i no read one sentence sef

To make it worse, sleep come they catch me for exam hall at some point until the bannie beside me come wake me

..at the end of the day, my gamble paid off.. .. now waiting for post utme exam next august.. I'll try and get the past questions paper before exams biko.. I need to read for that one.. anyway, insha allah we're scoring 200/200 🙌


Before I go,

My junior sister scored 161 abi 163.. she say computer off.. just imagine (she put nursing for Uniport and Rivers State Uni)

My ex scored 209 (she put nursing for FUTO).

My guy that we did jamb registration together in IMSU scored 183.

My mama brother daughter (pls no mind my English o 🙏🙏) scored 183.. she put law for Rivers state Uni


Sorry for the long read .. and pls hope say we don't have fbi here that will try to trace me with my score and school.. hmm


But please o.. can this score 208 get me admission in computer science in IMSU, because i need to pack comot this house nxt yr abeg?

So, you paid for jamb registration and you just entered the hall to GAMBLE.??

And this is not even the first time this same gambling of a thing is happening??

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Why wasting that time and money to register and WAIT for the exam to come,, when you knew you were not going to prepare for the exam?

(THIS STORY IS NOT EVEN TRUE SEFF..
...But I just wanted to comment as if it is true)

Lovelink1991:
That man should not have ask that question because it is humiliating to hear that another used your wife for such a number of time

For a man that had already decided to end the marriage, he needed to ask -- so that he can use the answer to make up his mind even more.

coolcharm:
This man still wants to know how many times he doked his wife.

Omo, premium tears

That question shows that the husband is already tired of marrying the woman..

He just wanted to make himself have a stronger resolution towards ending the marriage.

(So that if anyone begs him that “it was just a mistake.. Na the devul wey cause am.. She did it ONLY ONCE”, he can rebuke that lie with his full chest.

YourGFsnatcher:
My ex married a very nice man.
But she's still loyal to me. She doesn't take any major decision without consulting me.
She completely believes in my judgement.
Thought I always give her sound judgement, but I think it's time for her to look unto her husband.

I wouldn't want my wife to rely on her ex before taking any major decision.

How can I pull out?

If I tell you that you are wrecking a home, you wouldn't believe it.
And most importantly, if I tell you that your Ex is actually a "fish-brain" lady, you wouldn't believe it -- because you still have some flames of love left in your heart for her.

Sheey na the same husband she claimed that told her to go and do BBL.??

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When they both get married, they will start to think of how to separate the business so that each of them would know which ones that belongs to whom.

I guess some of them won the Gold Medals too

(Frankly speaking -- the Igbos amongst them)

So, how many African, American, or Asian Countries play in the Euro?

I wonder why he made it a miniature Keke..

It would have been better he made it a Mini-Scooter

Bankowner:
Your butterflies moved on a long time ago, about time you moved to join them wherever they are. Allow the girl get fresh air and attract new butterflies too.

MUST THERE ALWAYS BE BUTTERFLIES.??

Glimpsetv:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTZq7H-3UCk?si=WY766z_6X51qNgoY

So, the reason why Mercy Eke went through such a painful procedure is just because of societal pressure and trends?

Rich men would just be speaking on-behalf of the poor people whom they have not even met within the last two or three years.

How then did they know the conditions of these poor people they are trying to represent?

If you ask this man the last time he himself stepped into the market by himself, he cannot even remember.

I usually add up with: "Heyaaa.. Sorry my dear.. Chaaii..."

And she will be like: "You didn't even ask me what is wrong?"

And I would respond with: "There is really no need asking"

.....

Then, if she learnt how to be smart and went straight to: "I am not fine. I have this this this-and-that problem, and I don't even know how to begin to solve it"

Then I would still respond with: "Heyaaa.. Sorry my dear.. Why don't you try-out this those that-and-that..."

And she will be like: "Where will I get the money naa?"

And I would respond with: "That's actually the main problem, because there is no money on my end too.."


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If you show too much care, you may find it difficult to back out -- because she will remind you that she was on her own and you started asking.. And after you knew you wanted to back out without doing anything at-all?

FuglyGurl:
https://dailypost.ng/2026/07/05/peter-obi-faces-n50bn-defamation-suit-given-7-day-ultimatum-to-apologize/

Ok naa.

Na their wahalla be that actually

press9jatv:
tell me his response

Read and understand before responding.
(Also re-read all the responses you have dropped here so far ((after fully understanding all the comments you already responded to)) -- and see how off-point you were sounding in all your responses)

Have a great day.
And Bye.!!

press9jatv:
Adeleke doesn't reject IGP claims

Was that the response Adeleke gave you after you finished asking him the question?

As they are somersaulting into the marriage, they should know when to stop ooo..
Or else, they may end up tumbling out of the marriage sooner than the blink of an eye.

He does MOST of his works behind closed doors.

That is very good.

But that does not prevent him to TALK about his works in front of open doors.

press9jatv:
why's Adeleke harbouring Ajagungbade Emir and his thugs in the government house?

Be asking Adeleke..

Thanks.

Some other quarters might consider this a fake alert by some people who are trying to distract Adeleke -- now that he is heading into a major election.

Ok naa..

Imagine a "State Police" situation where the personal thugs of the governors are recruited into the police, and posted to the government house on permanent basis..
And then paid special bogus security allowances directly from the governor's budget.

Is this not the same Abejide whom they told to scatter the ADC from the inside?
So, After he went to the APC, he still wanted to scatter ADC after-all.??

Maga just dey pay monthly.

Will they ever learn?

That casket is too untidy and haphazardly built for an Ozo naa.

It is a welcome development.

I am surprised nobody is talking about the anyhowness of the INEC any longer

This assertion cannot be proven empirically or statistically.

But true true true...
Political Jobbers cannot do well under Peter Obi.

If Politics is the only thing you are doing as a way of life, then you will never do well near Peter Obi.
You must have something else doing in your life -- apart from just politics and politicking

Check it out..
The likes of Kenneth, Jack, Chigozie Alex, Morris (and so on) couldn't survive the political non-patronization

See as that man's belt dey like erect phallus

altteemy:
Sample 1
Sample 2
Sample 3

None of them suits the purpose

Lovelink1991:
A man cried out over what people calling him for and they grouping amongst women due to his breast.

The kind of breast he has some women doesn't have it and they are standing like woman's breast.

See for yourself


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNy0SznMJT4?si=8hbAp0-vNiMXm2Ud

Chaaii..

Nature is really weird