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Sports › Re: Which Team's Jersey Would You Not Wear Even If You Got It For Free? by Bluntguy: 9:57am On Oct 01, 2023
Man City
Politics › Re: Food Prices Jump By 31%, Says NBS by Bluntguy: 9:02pm On Sep 30, 2023
Khastro:
If Gej had forced compliance of the school advisory in Borno, students won't be killed or kidnapped. Instead his wife was asking "na only you waka come?"

If Gej had signed the Not too Young to Run bill which was brought to him before Pmb, Buhari for no smell that seat.

If Gej had worked to regain credibility before the global stage, he will not need to send cash via private jet to buy arms.

If Gej was worth his salt as a lecturer, he won't be both party to agreement and first to default in paying ASUU the agreed payments thru Wike's education ministry.

If Gej was wise, he would have taken 1 project and completed it to the extent that no one needs to hear the news to affirm that he's done excellent mostly irreversible job in say transport or education or security.

Mtchewww, Gej is the bringer of the curses of Apc (which he probably nearly joined due to political pressure).

Gej is a weak leader, Buhari is a lacklustre clannish leader, Tinubu has come with good enthusiasm but apparently a crony style govt which so far has driven pain into nigerians hearts. I mean, now, minimum wage is $30, or nearly under a dollar per day. Total BS
I still miss him. Your Buhari's ifs are more than a million.
Politics › Re: Supreme Court To Hear Nnamdi Kanu's Case On 5th October by Bluntguy: 4:35pm On Sep 30, 2023
Biafrannuke:
No peace for the zoo until he is released.
Ordinary Niger pursue bulaba from their airspace that aturu didn't talk.
Politics › Re: Supreme Court To Hear Nnamdi Kanu's Case On 5th October by Bluntguy: 4:31pm On Sep 30, 2023
It's still going to be a victory for him. The rule of law in Nigeria has been thrown to the gutters.
Business › Re: Is There Still A Reason To Open A Current Account..? by Bluntguy: 5:46pm On Sep 28, 2023
Yes, you can withdraw to the last Kobo in your account but those banks can seize up to your last 3k in the name of minimum deposit if you maintain a savings account. For me all my accounts are current.
Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh And Iyabo Ojo Shop For A Casket For Late Singer, Mohbad by Bluntguy: 5:41pm On Sep 28, 2023
Dem wan do pass dem selves.
Celebrities › Re: Abia Governor, Alex Otti Reportedly Announce Sea Port Project by Bluntguy: 5:40pm On Sep 28, 2023
South East has never been landlocked talkless of being a dot. When people refer to the South East as landlocked, I can't help but grin at their ignorance.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Countries With The Highest Engineering Graduates (Photos) by Bluntguy: 5:36pm On Sep 28, 2023
Check countries with the highest doctorate graduates.
Politics › Re: Food Prices Jump By 31%, Says NBS by Bluntguy: 3:50am On Sep 28, 2023
How I miss Goodluck Jonathan.
Family › Re: Near Death Experience by Bluntguy(op): 3:59am On Sep 27, 2023
kcbaba007:
Abeg, I fit post this your experience on my wall..... E too funny
Go ahead bro
Family › Re: Near Death Experience by Bluntguy(op): 5:35pm On Sep 26, 2023
[quote author=Weathered post=126035758][/quote]I am not interested in your Wiktionary explanation. For me near death is when a person escape from a situation that could end in fatality. Any other thing you are quoting here is your business.
Family › Re: Near Death Experience by Bluntguy(op): 5:28pm On Sep 26, 2023
IamMobisola:
According to your name, you no be blunt guy ooo 😒.
You suppose stand your ground and face the dog, tell am your mind instantly say you be higher animal and you no fear him.
grin I hear you. Kpele o Mobisola grin
Make you advise me on wetin you yourself go fit do grin
As if dog dey understand sorry, I no go come una house again. grin
Family › Re: Near Death Experience by Bluntguy(op): 5:25pm On Sep 26, 2023
victorazyvictor:
grin grin grin your better of tales teller grin "tongue touching your legs" grin
Bro that idiot was salivating over my legs o, while I was busy running my race of a life time o grin can you imagine?
Family › Re: Near Death Experience by Bluntguy(op): 5:20pm On Sep 26, 2023
Weathered:
you don't understand what a near death experience is. Never use that term again until you understand its meaning
I quite understand that a trailer tire climbed over you and you stood up instantly. That may be your own experience but you are in no position to tell me what I should regard as a near death experience because what will eventually kill must not be what will kill others. I wrote this for discerning minds and not ignorants like you.
Family › Re: Near Death Experience by Bluntguy(op): 8:56pm On Sep 24, 2023
Justkatty:
grin grin I can only imagine what was in your mind during the chasing
Aah! My sister let me tell you; "na so I take die?, God I no go near dat house again o if you deliver me from this dog today"
grin
Family › Re: Near Death Experience by Bluntguy(op): 6:36pm On Sep 24, 2023
Kobojunkie:
Adrenaline to the rescue! undecided
Bro if na adrenaline be that na him be say my own dey very strong o.
Family › Re: Near Death Experience by Bluntguy(op): 6:35pm On Sep 24, 2023
ahnie:
I nor dey ever make mistakes enter compound wey dog dey,welda na ekuke dog or rottweiler...same way I nor fit stay compound wey dog dey
I don try buy dog severally, but anytime I remember Kingo I go jeje put my money for pocket vamoose. I no want wahala before my own dog go come pursue me again.
Family › Re: Near Death Experience by Bluntguy(op): 6:27pm On Sep 24, 2023
ahnie:
Ordinary dog oh!
cheesy cheesy cheesy
ahnie I sure say dat yeye dog no dey ordinary, if not why e go be dat day wey I go their house e no go dey for chain. Anytime I remember that event praises go dey flow for my mouth throughout that day. grin
Family › Re: Near Death Experience by Bluntguy(op): 5:50pm On Sep 24, 2023
youngsahito:
you no too lie cos galz with big botty dey d red cross.
Eheen! I for say. grin
Family › Re: Near Death Experience by Bluntguy(op): 5:49pm On Sep 24, 2023
Exodus15v11:
I'm just laughing at your encounter with Kingo na. Is laughing allowed? 😁🤣
You know say na after the encounter you go find the whole thing funny but when you are running for dear life ehn. Omo e no dey be funny o.
Christianity Etc › Re: Record Label Asked Me To Sacrifice One Person I Loved, Turn Gay, Also Push Drugs by Bluntguy: 5:02pm On Sep 24, 2023
E no go better for that record label.
Family › Re: Near Death Experience by Bluntguy(op): 4:57pm On Sep 24, 2023
dahmie2013:
I hate dogs...
Dogs like Kingo
Family › Re: Near Death Experience by Bluntguy(op): 4:45pm On Sep 24, 2023
henrimoto:
.. Osundu!! A Run! For Life.
My brother, you know say osondu nor dey tire na.
Family › Re: Near Death Experience by Bluntguy(op): 4:36pm On Sep 24, 2023
youngsahito:
Very funny, I remembered a time in the university when we want to do mountainairing with man o war and the red cross. We all went together singling and jaming to rugged song. We got to the mountain side and people started climbing while some that couldn't climb followed another route.
I was forming rugged and a strong guy so I decided to join those climbing the mountain alas! I want just struck in the middle cos I couldn't climb further for the slippery mountain.
I was between the red sea and devil that day because we are above 200ft to the ground and I was thinking that mama and papa don't know that their child is in this kind of dilemma.
To cut the long story short so I guy saw how scared I was so he decided to help me up me that was always scared of height. I thank God and that guy for saving my life cos it won't be funny at all.
Lol. Hope say no be one gal you been dey try to impress so wan go kpai for mountain?
Family › Re: Near Death Experience by Bluntguy(op): 4:33pm On Sep 24, 2023
Nice2023:
Hahahaha grin grin grin
Hmmm, like say you never run from something before. grin
Family › Re: Near Death Experience by Bluntguy(op): 4:32pm On Sep 24, 2023
Exodus15v11:
😅😅😅😅
Exodus wetin happen? grin
Family › Near Death Experience by Bluntguy(op): 4:05pm On Sep 24, 2023
I don't know if I am posting on the right segment, but let me tell my story.
Years ago my sister had a friend whose family had a very wicked German shepherd called Kingo. The dog was always chained in the daytime and unleashed only at night. My sister was always visiting her friend and I never knew she had become friends with Kingo..

One day we came back from school and my sister wanted to go see her friend. I was on my own jeje o. She said I should accompany her and I refused o but she insisted and said that Kingo was in chains. My people na so I take follow my sis go that house. The moment my sister entered that house and I followed, lo and behold I came face to face with Kingo and the idiot came right at me. I turned and ran 100 meters in four seconds. My sister and her friend were calling me not to run but whoosai.

My street was always a very busy street but I forgot and crossed the road without minding if cars were coming. As I was running, Kingo's tongue was touching my legs. After crossing the road I still cannot explain how I managed to jump the big gutter in front of my house without landing inside it. It was after I jumped the gutter that the dog turned from chasing me and returned to their house. I didn't come out of our house for the next few days and didn't even talk to my sister for another one week.

Do you need to be told that I never passed in front of my sister's friend's house until the day they packed out of our street after about a year. I thank God for saving my life that day.

Tell us your near death experience. Happy Sunday everyone!
Food › Re: The Catfish I Bought For #2500 by Bluntguy: 1:21pm On Sep 24, 2023
uwuana:
😁😁😁,na dolphin I dey look for
grin
Food › Re: The Catfish I Bought For #2500 by Bluntguy: 12:43pm On Sep 24, 2023
When you go fry whale?
Events › Re: A Super Tornado Shocked The People In Italy! Tornado Damages Apartment In Milan by Bluntguy: 12:40pm On Sep 24, 2023
Thank God for Nigeria o.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: See Why My Oga Sacked Me This Morning. Did I Do Wrong? by Bluntguy: 5:07pm On Sep 15, 2023
Omo op na serious bashing you dey receive from everybody wey don comment so far. Make I no come join give you wotoporiosly. So I support all of the above.

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