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Man City |
Khastro:I still miss him. Your Buhari's ifs are more than a million. |
Biafrannuke:Ordinary Niger pursue bulaba from their airspace that aturu didn't talk. |
It's still going to be a victory for him. The rule of law in Nigeria has been thrown to the gutters. |
Yes, you can withdraw to the last Kobo in your account but those banks can seize up to your last 3k in the name of minimum deposit if you maintain a savings account. For me all my accounts are current. |
Dem wan do pass dem selves. |
South East has never been landlocked talkless of being a dot. When people refer to the South East as landlocked, I can't help but at their ignorance. |
Check countries with the highest doctorate graduates. |
How I miss Goodluck Jonathan. |
kcbaba007:Go ahead bro |
[quote author=Weathered post=126035758][/quote]I am not interested in your Wiktionary explanation. For me near death is when a person escape from a situation that could end in fatality. Any other thing you are quoting here is your business. |
IamMobisola: I hear you. Kpele o Mobisola ![]() Make you advise me on wetin you yourself go fit do ![]() As if dog dey understand sorry, I no go come una house again. ![]() |
victorazyvictor:Bro that idiot was salivating over my legs o, while I was busy running my race of a life time o can you imagine? |
Weathered:I quite understand that a trailer tire climbed over you and you stood up instantly. That may be your own experience but you are in no position to tell me what I should regard as a near death experience because what will eventually kill must not be what will kill others. I wrote this for discerning minds and not ignorants like you. |
Justkatty:Aah! My sister let me tell you; "na so I take die?, God I no go near dat house again o if you deliver me from this dog today" ![]() |
Kobojunkie:Bro if na adrenaline be that na him be say my own dey very strong o. |
ahnie:I don try buy dog severally, but anytime I remember Kingo I go jeje put my money for pocket vamoose. I no want wahala before my own dog go come pursue me again. |
ahnie:ahnie I sure say dat yeye dog no dey ordinary, if not why e go be dat day wey I go their house e no go dey for chain. Anytime I remember that event praises go dey flow for my mouth throughout that day. ![]() |
youngsahito:Eheen! I for say. ![]() |
Exodus15v11:You know say na after the encounter you go find the whole thing funny but when you are running for dear life ehn. Omo e no dey be funny o. |
E no go better for that record label. |
dahmie2013:Dogs like Kingo |
henrimoto:My brother, you know say osondu nor dey tire na. |
youngsahito:Lol. Hope say no be one gal you been dey try to impress so wan go kpai for mountain? |
Nice2023:Hmmm, like say you never run from something before. ![]() |
Exodus15v11:Exodus wetin happen? ![]() |
I don't know if I am posting on the right segment, but let me tell my story. Years ago my sister had a friend whose family had a very wicked German shepherd called Kingo. The dog was always chained in the daytime and unleashed only at night. My sister was always visiting her friend and I never knew she had become friends with Kingo.. One day we came back from school and my sister wanted to go see her friend. I was on my own jeje o. She said I should accompany her and I refused o but she insisted and said that Kingo was in chains. My people na so I take follow my sis go that house. The moment my sister entered that house and I followed, lo and behold I came face to face with Kingo and the idiot came right at me. I turned and ran 100 meters in four seconds. My sister and her friend were calling me not to run but whoosai. My street was always a very busy street but I forgot and crossed the road without minding if cars were coming. As I was running, Kingo's tongue was touching my legs. After crossing the road I still cannot explain how I managed to jump the big gutter in front of my house without landing inside it. It was after I jumped the gutter that the dog turned from chasing me and returned to their house. I didn't come out of our house for the next few days and didn't even talk to my sister for another one week. Do you need to be told that I never passed in front of my sister's friend's house until the day they packed out of our street after about a year. I thank God for saving my life that day. Tell us your near death experience. Happy Sunday everyone! |
uwuana: ![]() |
When you go fry whale? |
Thank God for Nigeria o. |
Omo op na serious bashing you dey receive from everybody wey don comment so far. Make I no come join give you wotoporiosly. So I support all of the above. |
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at their ignorance.