firstking01:
You sound too masculined tho.

Issssh ion like dah.....

firstking01:
How would i 've known??, there are NO indications whatsoever

Ama female bro'

firstking01:
"Later"...you a female??

For real You're asking
Ama female

Op....I fit in big time
I got all of dah required qualifications

firstking01:
Hmmm, are you a miss or hit or miss asin female title that's still single??

The latter

firstking01:
Seems like a french word??

It is. Meaning "miss"

firstking01:
It took me 10mins to pronounce your moniker

pronunciation======Madmwazel

Milichoco:
Hiya ! I'm MiliChoco ..
Am actually new here but not too new,cos i've been a guest for a while now,let's say almost a year now ..

But today I'm Officially and Publicly and Shockingly a new member on Nairaland ..

Cheers ..!

Lie lie girl....ur monicker is lady....I can't remember the rest....yea not sure if it's lady2lady

firstking01:
Chika, why you dey open my nyansh upandan na

It's Nairaland's Miss virgin------Lady2lady

Milichoco:
Hiya ! I'm MiliChoco ..
Am actually new here but not too new,cos i've been a guest for a while now,let's say almost a year now ..

But today I'm Officially and Publicly and Shockingly a new member on Nairaland ..

Cheers ..!

Lady2lady wel done oo

dacblogger:
lolz..immature guys everywhere.

And u refer to yourself as a mature lady
*sighs*

Bluezy13:

The stupid dacblogger actually came after me in this thread:
Guys, What Will You Do If You Catch Your Wife Doing This(photo)?

Wait, she wrote it that way

Bluezy13:

The lady behind this moniker is daft.

Very very very
You can't blame her, her boyfriend does the spending.

Kenshinmunac:
Compliments of the season everyone

Straight to the koko

I was at oweri some days before the Xmas went to chill of out with my cousin bro at his crib in school, so that day we went out strolling in the evening so I had to go to the atm to recharge my line, so on getting there we met a small queue so I decided to join the queue, was getting late so suddenly a beautiful gorgeous pretty juicy Babe just came in, air was suddenly filled with her sexy perfume and she walked straight to the line and asked if I could help her withdraw as there was two guys before me to my turn I told her No I can't help you sorry.
In my mind I was like why me o, you they try me o, like that dbanj song lol
So she pleaded that she could give me money to buy recharge card from it if I help her that she wants to get things to eat before it's late and it's dangerous to move , I was like Hmmmm, okay, just be in my front.

So it got to my turn and I let her do her thing after wards she stood by the corner waiting for me to do mine, so I recharged and walked up to her she handed me 2k for card.

I say oboi (no be say u need the cash o but he come be like nollywoood for my eye) , I was perplexed instantly and like what for? She said she is grateful I let her withdraw so she could beat time and go home early because where she live with her gf is pretty rough during Christmas, I say ok o no problem.

So she turned and was about living when I said "my name is kenny" and she replied "I'm monalisa" i said nice to meet you, she said cool, I say let me get your number, I would like to be friends she said no Prob.


Na so I collect am o,

Chatted her on whatsapp, she was cool, asked her if we could hang out the next day she said that she would be going home that she schools in oweri but lives in Delta. I was surprised! So she said

She's delta igbo.

Fast forward I asked her out on Christmas day and she agreed.

So yesterday we went to shop rite, had fun, she paid the bills for the first food stuffs we both and I paid the rest cause she was out of money and crowd was too much for her to use ATM.

We spend 6k, we both paid half. It was really fun!

We didn't take much pictures though, she didn't let me post them here lol, she is shy.

Anyway this my good news o.

The girl is real lovely and nice and she is beautiful and oh my god she is chubby, no fat P. As in chubby when make sense, nice caramel skin!

I thank God years of being single is over.!

"air was suddenly filled with her sexy perfume". ....Op....I'm short of words

Na wa oo...biko summarize. The repetition of "so" turned off my ignition to read

INTERMAN:
Which dude? Which one be GES100? You must have gone to a local university. Pls if GREAT IFE is talking all other schools must be silent! You no get respect ni?

Number 1 characteristic of an OAU graduate/undergraduate

They brag a lot. Yet, some of them are dummies who live on past glories. The way they qualify their school ehn....I almost went there, thank God I didn't.

Ximenez:
Just look at yourself, writing 'is changing, is changed and very worse' , you are not representing OAU.
That aside, the only thing the coordinator did was surprised the candidates, he changed the pattern and there were little or no past questions repeated and this really work, it didn't turn out well for the lazy candidates who are in the habit of just 'cramming' past questions without reading their class notes.
Science is meant to be read, understand and applied, it's not about 'cramming ' PQ and going into the exam all to shade like a zombie.,something similar to this also happened to those who took BOT101, that instead of the expected MCQ, they were met with short structured questions and fill-in the gaps.
Lastly, you bringing it to the Social Media is ridiculous, according to the coordinator, the result was approved by the Senate before releasing it, no form of injustice had been done, just a set of lazy students that has been caught unaware. If you like call lalasticlala or Linda ikeji from now till next year, it won't change anything. Only God can intervene and only the students can help themselves.

Your case is a case of a pot referring to a kettle as "black"....Review and modify your post sir.

Rinsola32:
Free condoms? Not free education?

You'd have adviced a free education

Ehn For a Nigerian student.....kilode, I dey pack go my house ni

AngelSweetLips:
No I can't forget this evening or your face as you were leaving But I guess that's just the way the story goes You always smile, but in your eyes Your sorrow shows Yes, it shows
No I can't forget tomorrow When I think of all my sorrow When I had you there but then I let you go And now it's only fair that I should let you know What you should know
I can't live If living is without you I can't live I can't give anymore I can't live If living is without you I can't give I can't give anymore
Well, I can't forget this evening or your face as you were leaving But I guess that's just the way the story goes You always smile, but in your eyes Your sorrow shows Yes, it shows
I can't live If living is without you I can't live I can't give anymore I can't live If living is without you I can't live I can't give anymore
No no no no I can't live If living is without you I can't live I can't give anymore I can't live

Mariah Carey's fan spotted

Seriously, I need you guys to answer my question. As Christians, what's the ideal or religious way to celebrate Christmas A lot of people have based the purpose of Christmas on worldly fantasies. Hitting the club house as a way of celebrating Christmas----is it ideal??. Getting all drunk in the name of "na Christ birth we dey celebrate".
How do we celebrate Christmas in the Christian way

Seriously, I need you guys to answer my question. As Christians, what's the ideal or religious way to celebrate Christmas A lot of people have based the purpose of Christmas on worldly fantasies. Hitting the club house as a way of celebrating Christmas----is it ideal??. Getting all drunk in the name of "na Christ birth we dey celebrate".

How do we celebrate Christmas in the Christian way

chocolateme:
She could be your wife, girlfriend, husband or boyfriend and you are in a position to buy things for her..especially in this celebration season.

For guys: Will you prefer to give her cash to go and shop OR rather take her to shopping yourself?

For the ladies: Can you be able to give your partner your ATM card to help you make withdrawals OR for him to take some LITTLE amount from your account?

No sentiments oo

Lalasticlala can you do it for the me?

The "can you be able" and "some little" part turned me off...big tym....pls modify

rokiatu:
You really want this to hit front page?
Lol what's the point of the questions thou?

Though/tho'....not "thou"

What if the guy travels, thereby forgetting about how they started and going for someone better than her. Abeg try to consider the what ifs. Understand her fear before judging.

Pranaya:
Send you back to wherever you're coming from. It's that simple. The fact that you ain't sure of your feelings does not mean you should confuse him. It's not as if he did something bad in the first instance. His only offense was being broke...
Like makydebbie said you should work hard and help him grow financially.

Her fear is, the guy might dump her ass after getting into wealth.

According to what she told me, the guy is going outta the country soon. Personally, I know one of the guy's sister who's in Dubai.

She's planning to sponsor him to further his studies and start work over there.

makydebbie:
I hate girls with this mentality. Work hard and make money too. If you help him grow financially, you won't die.

There are lots of experiences behind that mentality

Some Broke guys tend to be more dedicated in a relationship. They get into wealth, their real attitude becomes perceptible.

An e-friend confided in me on her relationship. It goes thus,

I met this guy on a social network around March. After so much pressure of wanting to meet me from the guy, I agreed to meeting him. We met on a Sunday evening on my way from church. Despite the fact that I had no make up on, he still described me as " *beautiful*.

Over the months, we got deeper in love with each other. He accepted all my flaws. He loved me for who I was.

He's a kinda blunt guy. Tells me he doesn't like so so thing about me and he'd like it if I changed. He does it in private tho'. This guy is goddamn caring, he has never given me a benefit of doubt.

The only thing is, he's a broke ass dude. Very broke but a lovey dovey dude. He doesn't have a job but he's educated. It's just the Nigeria situation that's failing.

This guy respects my decision a lot. He took me to his mum's home. I'm known by almost all his family members.

Enough of the story jare....straight to the cause of our breakup.

Yea, I broke up with him cos I was tired of the love-no-money relationship. I'm not a money freak but I can say the guy has never spent up to #1000 on me. Yea, it's that bad. I managed for more than 7months buh I'm not ready to endure anymore. I told him and he was brokenhearted. He said I tried already and he'd try and move on.

He told his brother and that one started pleading for me not to leave his brother. He asked for us to see this week for serious talk which I agreed to.

I really love this guy and I feel like he took my heart with him. I no longer find any guy attractive. The guy never even called again. I do the calling and he talks normally on phone.
.
I'm thinking of amending things with him but I don't know if he'd love me like he use to.

Bae, what do u think about this issue I need you mature advice.

It you were the guy, what would u think or do if I came back to you

FTC....space booked

'cos u searched the wrong corner....Olodo oshi

shams040:
To d future wife

Here comes another weekend lady and I don't knw u yet. Get set to let us knw our self oooo.

......"how we met on nairaland" kinda topic has taken its turn on him