₦airaland Forum

nairalander2020:
ok may be u need to travel out then.

I don't have money that's the whole point dear

nairalander2020:
This people are looking for who gat talent usually, people who have started becoming successful, before the throw you the devils spade.

I have talents i am a musician and a scriptwritter i have everything deh need and more and i am ready to join them (if you can't beat them you join them)

Illegal1:
Omoh......guy u funny ooh,so u dn finally get mind to do dirties jst to get the rabas?E Clear....

Bros i don tire
it will be well, it will be well now i deh inside well omoh i don tire you no go understand bros even if na 3years them give me i go accept am i swear i don tire i no fit make am legally, i don see am

Divoc19:
You don't need Illuminati.
You have other home made option.
Look around you will see

Lols they only thing i want to see is your pretty face when i get rich

PoliteActivist:
Don't worry, Illuminati will find you - if your soul is worth having!

My soul is worth having am a number 9

I have decided to sell my soul to the devil if anyone can help me with those illuminati numbers, this suffer no go end anytime soon make i just sell my soul enjoy life small before i die

yarimo:
What if everywhere is fair in complexion and her private part is the only place that is black nko

It is called "black hole" for a reason

Streetmovement since them born you na today you talk something way make sense

See as una the fight for money weh una never see

Gideonski:
I'm a 25 year-old male and a student in the university. I have always been taller than my most people my age right from my childhood days.
By the time I was eleven years old, I was slightly taller than my dad who is very close to 6ft. I have always been teased about my height for years and it seems that the older I get, the more awkward it becomes.
I have a very straight and skinny physique as I have never experienced what it means to put on weight (at least not to a noticeable extent).
I feel very awkward walking around shorter people though I don't show it.
Sometimes the kind of clothes I wear do not help as they make me look taller.
Please what advice can I get from you guys in terms of how to look better as a very tall person and how to improve on my physique.

Op what type of clothes make you appear taller?
am a short guy and i need to wear clothes that will make me appear average in height

Op if you want to Bleep go and Bleep, sex is not a sin

CaveAdullam:
Thank you zaddy.

Why are you thanking him what did he do for you??

rainmaker12:
Why you feel say na God. Why you no think say maybe na Satan curse you?

Bros no be god or satan self, i think na karma

Windblown2much:
then u can't do the work

alright then thanks tho

highchief1:
of course.

Of course yes but e no mean say you no go fit help another person because if you check am well another person help you one way or the other

highchief1:
I made it in Nigeria I don’t come from a rich home.abroad hard o.I have seen the two sides of life.

Good for you oga
everybody with his own time

Israeldan1:
In Nigeria b4 you even start making legal money you have to start illegally

I think you have a point here

Barims:
The same Stupid God that watch till everything gotten this bad

Leave the dude he doesn't know what he is saying that is why i didn't even reply him

highchief1:
it’s easier to make it in Nigeria.

I know, when you come from a rich background

emoboy4u:
Firstly, you gave no info about yourself. Do you have a degree? Is barbing the only skill you have? In what state do you reside? rural or urban?

You just don't rant, you give some context so that you can be advised appropriately.

I don't need your advice oga i need help or a good job, your advice no go do anything for me

narite:
So this is evidence that you are doing bad and your life is completely ruined. Is that it?

No it means that am doing good and am enjoying every atom of my being, and am also one with the universal energy.....nonsense

Windblown2much:
then u'll have to first speak to me on WhatsApp to see hw well u can.

To be very honest with you i don't have a smartphone so i am not currently on whatsapp

Windblown2much:
can u speak like an American? let me refer u to a firm that can enploy u.

Yes i can

Blupen:
Op go and do yahoo if not you will suffer till you are 90years old
useless human being deh there deh find pity

I no go do yahoo bros i no get that kind heart abeg

pansophist:
Self-consolation.

I know few honest, naira billionaires in Nigeria, and they are they most hard working, honest men you'll ever know.

They are so lowkey, dressed in rags (I know them at Ladipo market), but bro, it is when you enter their house you'll marvel.

There are lots of honest business people, and their wealth last long since it's legal. If you went to be a billionaire in ten years time, I can tell you what to do. The question is, will you do it?

What is it??

Illegal1:
omoh.......guy,no be only u ooh,my own cum even worst,i be 1st pikin..

if i cap u the load wen dey my head,omoh u go even begin pity me

Na me be 3rd born but the mantle of 1st born deh my head already those 2 way senior me no deh ready na me go help my family na me be the choosen one and now my life come bend like this as if na avatar deh do me

Illegal1:
omoh.....i wonder,4k monthly?which kind yeye lie be dat 1.

Na why i ask am the question nah

Illegal1:
omoh.......be lyk say u read my mind ooh

na dis same tin i dey think b4 i log in nairaland only to meet dis thread..

Guy i don tire i just no know what to do my mind deh tell me make i go meet baba so that my music go blow another thing deh tell me what if baba ask for human head, i don tire to the suffer like this na since them born me ooh 25years later i still deh suffer like this i swear i don tire bro

Berrityga:
God gives life, Satan gives money I got this advice from a mad man.

You should follow the advice alone

AlphaMale666:
Only the crazies survive in the jungle.

I swear to god you no lie

Autobot05:
The problem is :- You fit go make you no come back
Me I don go but I get the grace to come back . Naso life be

Oga you no be good person i don deh notice you tay tay i swear you no be good person you be hypocrite