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samysmoothfresh:
nigga you cursed or you just got a weird fetish for leftover over-used women?


Didnt you read the part where he said ".....her era is passed and her boobs have fallen................her messages gives.....magraine "?

at times old wines taste better my guy, am interested

there is this proverb I love very very well, it goes like this, kpekus wey nor gree stay one place nah prick dey follow am. the lady has no brain at all she is just bigot and in fact she has lost her place among womanhood. she is not fit to be Mrs at all

guy please give her my number I am interested,

this means that the more luxury one acquires the more they pay for them

rhidollah:
TheCable
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Zainab Ahmed: Yacht, private jet owners to pay luxury taxes from 2019
Oluseyi Awojulugbe in BusinessOn the Go

Zainab Ahmed, minister of finance, says owners of yachts and private jets will begin paying luxury items from 2019.

Addressing a press conference in Abuja on Monday, the minister said excise duties would be introduced in some areas while taxes would be reduced for small and medium enterprises.

“We are exploring the way to increase taxes as well as reduce taxes in some sectors. For Small and Medium Enterprises, what will happen is to reduce taxes. But there are some special taxes that we will be looking at imposing,” she said.

“For example, luxury taxes. If you have a private jet, we will be taxing you specially for that. If you have a yacht, we will be charging you for that and also in terms of excise duties, there are also some new areas where excise duties will be introduced.

“We haven’t got all the approvals but one of the major areas might be that of carbonated drinks produced in the country.”

According to Ahmed, the Whistleblower Unit has recovered over N8.5 billion and $465 million among others from the 1,051 investigations conducted from tips received.

“Based on verification outcome by the Presidential Initiative on Continuous Audit (PICA), we have also paid over 2,000 former workers of our defunct national carrier- Nigeria Airways Limited,” she said.

Patience Oniha, director general of the Debt Management Office; Mary Uduk, acting director general of the Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC), Babatunde Fowler, executive chairman of the Federal Inland Revenue Service (FIRS) were also present at the briefing to give an account of the activities of their agencies.
I think this is the way to go

the more wealth one acquire the more money to be paid.

the best thing for you to do is to speak to your husband and also your sister, because if you over look it ehn it will be worse and also if he does it then it will be an abomination for both families, even if you have to forge a lie and also plan it will your people at home, you just have to keep your home safe.

hisgrace090:
Mtn data na tourch and die, the thing disappears like magic.

it is even faster than merlins wand sef

dingbang:
Cub, not lion!


Be guided please

lolz, even from birth it's already a slayer, just imagine how the head line will sound like, a slay lion ram on a run town in a Runtown everybody had to run in a town, after a while the town ram into a slay lion who has been slaying with pride


HIT ME

TheBossLadyK:
if u believe u will recieve

I don't mind if it's you

TheBossLadyK:
is alright, but serious people are in the hospital lolz

like wise the un serious are busy helping them out you no,? maybe you might be the one to cure me you no

if that guy fit humble himself remove that stuff fit also use am beg? waytin me way dey here fit do?

TheBossLadyK:
you are funny

am very serious

TheBossLadyK:
Some of us that dont have bf what should we do?

please will you be mine

What about those ones that are longer than biro or almost the same length or a ruler what will you call that size?

chubinwa:
This is how u get misled. if u go through the bible, there is never a place where it is written to celebrate the birthday of Jesus Christ. I am a Christian and an ardent celebrant of this day but we all as Christians still have to rethink. we never can tell the outcome of this celebration. it could b dat we are celebrating an idle. More so, am not actually giving a credence to Freeze's believe since am hearing this for the first time

lolz, when Jesus christ was welcomed using palm fonds (ash Wednesday) was there any specific day giving to it? or when Jesus christ died was there any day giving for his death? my brother the festive you always go for did they tell you the actual period when it had taken place? based on the things of the world a day is been celebrated for just one thing.

as Jesus christ weep for the guy I also weep for him too, so you want to tell me that when Jesus christ was alive they didn't celebrate his birthday? let's take a look at this now, let's use this and take RCCG GO as a case study, when he was born how many people celebrated him? when he became known how many people will still celebrate him? so you see that's how the world sees the case of Jesus christ our LORD.

mumuvorious

Hmmmmmm, dats very very, I don't no what to say

hmmm, some people don't even have girlfrnd, dis one wants to kill her sef. after you suffer heart break this one you will suffer from fire and co mixed with brime stone

does this freeze knows what he his saying at all? nimrod is he not the great grand son of Noah that slept with his mother? does he even no the god that has the same birthday with him.?

Women don't have pride in them, they lack wisdom can you imagine that kind of insolent , what a young girl will do and she will learn, what happen to Money if she gives them to the driver will she die?

chai, see blessing if nah me I won't return it

So so bad, this kind of things should stop as from next year

Hmmmm, most of my dreams which I have dreamnt about do come to pass, I had a dream that I was going to be a great man, and also very very very rich

Rossikki:
You must be laughing with joy, as your belly is now full, thanks to Buhari.

lolz, what is this one saying? I remember back then I use to buy food with kobo, why will I be happy?

at times they just act a fake like, why would he have stroke? was he under pressure or what?

princeking2:
Federal Government has scrapped Award of HND Certificates by Polytechnics.The decision was reached at the Federal Executive Council, FEC, yesterday where the approval of a comprehensive reform of Nigeria’s tertiary education system was made.
In effect, the award of HND will be limited to only the students currently admitted for the programmes.Also, all the programmes currently being run by polytechnics, which are not technology-based, and which are about 70 per cent, will be scrapped.Under the new rule, the polytechnics will now become campuses of the proximate universities with the Vice Chancellors of those universities appointing provosts for the polytechnics, subject to the ratification of the Universities Councils.
The polytechnics will now be limited to award of the National Diploma (ND) while those desirous of further education will be awarded the Bachelor of Technology (B. Tech) by the proximate university.To kick-start the new policy, the nation’s two most prominent polytechnics – Yaba College of Technology and Kaduna Polytechnic – will henceforth be known as City University of Technology, Yaba and City University of Technology, Kaduna.And to give legal teeth to these approvals, the FEC approved the submission of two Executive bills to the National Assembly for enactment.
With education being on the concurrent list, the states may wish to consolidate their tertiary institutions. But if they do not wish to follow the federal example, their programmes will continue to be regulated by the relevant agencies of the Federal Ministry of Education.The first bill will concretise the setting up of the two city universities while the second will approve the preparation and consolidation of all federal polytechnics and colleges of education as campuses of proximate universities.


The Ministry of Justice will do the preparation and submission of the two bills to the National Assembly.
Minister of Education, Adamu Adamu, told journalists after the weekly meeting of the council that under the reform measures, his ministry would, however, continue to license private polytechnics and colleges of education for the award of qualification at ND and National Certificate in Education (NCE) levels.
He said,
“There will be no more award of HND.“After we have exhausted the current students under the programme, there will be no more award of HND. This means that there will be no fresh admission for HND programmes. And in addition, any programme that is not technical will be out of the polytechnics.“About 70 per cent of polytechnic graduates are in the non-technical courses. It is going to be a rigorous implementation programme.”A ministerial committee to ensure the smooth implementation of all that is required for the take-off of the reform initiatives is to begin work immediately.
Adamu said, “The HND certificate will remain a legal tender in Nigeria and holders of such certificate will continue to be recognised as the equivalent of first degree holders without discriminatory remunerations and limit to progression in the work place.
“The NCE certificate will be retained as the minimum teaching qualification at the basic level of education. Any higher qualifications by these private or state-owned polytechnics will be only affiliation with a university. So, HND is no longer in existence, but existing HND will be respected and considered legal tender.”

what will now happpen to those who studied business courses? what would they be called? and for those who finish OND from another poly is it going to be easy to change school? .

forghon:
Am telling you baba apc is working

what's this one saying? construction of roads does it involve any political parties? their work is to provide all this basic things of life for the people who elected them.

it's just as if this dude stays together with the killer bah, I smell foul play here

ClearFlair:
They're back with their propaganda. Where's the proof APC's behind the act. PDP lied for 16 years (which is why they were able to loot Nigeria's treasury dry) and are still lying today. Una no dey tire?

what are you even saying sef, is APC not following suit

so times I wonder what kind of things (titles) some women enter into, in a certain place in igbo land a certain woman became an OMU, please my people tell your people mainly females to be smart when doing things, thank you

Awon gi guys smoking like fire lord, they have use the girl pant and tayer sef