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A slap and a kick brought him down:p had he not eaten before visiting his constituency?

Stale!
What really led to the abuse?
Are they insane or tired of taking care of him.

Rhode police need to provide us with the full details and not this gist.

Na so?

Luiz1:
U need money to print money na.

Why holding unto power like agbero? Buhari should resign honourably and and pave way for Osinbajo to take over.

How did she get there? Dhe may be concieved or fathered by a monkey.

If it were you,won't you do more?

Why dem no kukuma print more money to finance their nuclear programme?

Just put your mind at rest. The new landlord has NO POWER to resist court order.
He needs to wait till your rents expire or he provides you with another accomodation with suits you all.
Entertain no fear pls.

cherylstun:
I understand you but i have never encountered any issue using my friend's card.It's all about trust.

And i think we have solved this challenge by creating the group.All that is required is buy my gig and give me 5star rating and i will return the favor.
Thanks for your contribution.

i clicked on the facebook group but it was showing "page not found". Kindly do me a fovour by adding me to the group via my facebook account; Amojo Oluwatobi J.
Am starting the fiverr this night and i need people to review and rate me and I will do likewise.

Is this feasible? If true, this guy will soon be "exported" to the states,UK or Asia.

...lalasticala,food don do...Fayose,go buka and eat d snake meat with pounded yam n vegies.

Lol. Smart guy Lol. Smart guy

DDeliverer:
I don't really know where to post this, but since it all started here, I think i should post it here in this section.
It all started after the "9ja has finished me" https://www.nairaland.com/3210525/nigeria-finished-me thread, 8-9months ago. 8-9months ago, I had nothing but a phone, a fine face and a degree in Biochemistry. No concrete plan, no job, no nothing.

Due to my jobless state I started spending plenty more time in the internet especially on Nairaland. It was on one of those 'lightless' nights that I created that thread. On that thread some guy asked me to reply his PM. On the average I get like 3-4 pms everyday, requests I generally ignore. But in that fateful day, I don't know what happened. I just replied him. It was the reply that changed my life. I replied sucess without realizing it (ALL OF YOU THAT IGNORE PMS, I SORRY FOR UNA).

After I replied, the man sent me a message about how the thread really touched him, how he laughed and cried at the same time while perusing the thread. I thanked him and went to bed. The next morning I woke up to another message. He wanted to discuss something and he needed my phone number. I gave it to him.

He called that morning and introduced himeslf as (name withheld) and that he would like us to have lunch, if it was okay by me. (OKAY BY ME? which kind question be that?) He told me to wait at a particular bus stop that his driver would pick me.

To cut the long story, He was opening a new company and he needed a young person to play a supervisory role. He wanted me to be his new director. I swear, tears dropped from my eyes. He asked if I was interested , I couldn't even talk, I could only nod ( because tears gather for my eyes). He brought out his cheque book, asked for my official name, scribbled something's, tore out the leaf and gave it to me. He asked if the money could cover for my wardrobe, transport and 3months salary, I almost broke my neck nodding. The money was more than enough.

Look at me, broke and hungry the previous night, few hours later, I was rich and I had a job that would make me more money. My case is truly different.

I feel it is only apopriate to pay my tithe to nairaland because I am who I am today because of nairaland. So I'd be giving 20 nairalanders 5k each this night.

God bless seun
God bless lalasticla.la
God bless nairaland

I love you all. Thanks.

Cc 9ja has finished me crew

I will aprreciate if you can still extend your gesture to me sir


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Archaa:
.See their knuckles chaii...


..these ones done bleach tire ...I must look beautiful


Where is she working .

in alaafin's palace.

Werey,oloshi,asinwin. He is even been interrogated with cloths on, cap to match and sitting on a cushion chair.
Someone who ought to have bee lynched.
Hausa black brain.

Musa knows he has no future with the present crop of players in the eagles. Therefore, he wants to quit stylishly and claim it captaincy issue.

Why not? I can even eat 3 and not for 1 billion naira

zinachidi:
shey u nor go like die y are u still alive. If na my grandma be dat, God know say i don put rat poison for her akamu since.

...and when you reach that age, your own granchildren will put ota pia pia in your akamu.


Why must you always display your stupidity anywhere?

Grow up kid!

sarrki:
God is not a man that should lie

He's a clean God
Suleman is a fraudster

what makes him a fraudster? Am in the dark. Can you explain pls?

Nodogragra4me:
200 is just like what redeemed has in a state

I only used 200 as a case study and not really the number. Av you a friend or relation who goes to Celestial church? Or rather approach a praish and request for order of service and see parishes listed at the back. The parishes you will see are under just one overseer and we have about 7 pastors who claim to be overseers in Cele and have thousands of parish-followers due to thirst for power and material wealth.

His scotums need to ba hammered twice!

ikorodureporta:
are u a white- garment member?? I hav a question bt dnt want to create a new topic. So anybody can help me out:


Why are white-garment church members always converging @ waterside? Do they worship the water goddess?

May be you live in swampy area or you are probably judging from the few parishes you've seen.
Google is your friend. It may provide you with the answer.

Dottore:
Op it's very obvious you have not traveled beyond south west. For your information the whole Celestial Church branch/branch in the entire South East and South South and even Northern States may not be up to 10.

what are you saying? Go check Celestial church directory or order of service. You will see nothing less than 200 parishes from the geo polital zones you mentioned. That is aside the fact that Celestial is now divided.

ademega:
see and seal mouth
if they know u have their secret ,they may attempt to kill you and they may even kill u eventually . if by this time next month i no see you for nairaland ,i am dam sure dem don get

lol. bad mouth!

TINALETC3:
Op, calm down first, pretend like ntin happened, continue ur job. U sed u filmed dem abi? Keep it safe, any day he tries to fire u wtout any reason, burst d bubble ASAP. My boss has bin harassing me, I had no choice dan to film hm unknowingly while he layer down naked on bed and ws professing Luv 2 me and at d same time inviting me 2 d bed, d video is very safe wt me, anytime he tries rubbish, I shall burst it

...and am sure you did not film when you were both in the "act".

Larryfest:
Nothing do the husband na atleast he is wear nothing less than 5clothing materials that covers all his body while the wife is just with a pant and a bra but then it speaks volume of the husband's personality cos i can't imagine me with a wife like this one.

You nailed it!

Madness at its peak. Well.i no blame her. See the supposed husband self.

Oh my God! Why corpers again?

Tadeknkeepcalm:
The fear of candles is the beginning of wisdom

ode. perforated mouth.

Seun has heard you loud n clear. No worries,he will do something.

...but you are vacation. Kontinu!

MycoleA:
nitori olorun kileyi... her ass like those grannies own

so,you don see grannies' yansh. Smh for you o