₦airaland Forum

JonCina:
The chances available in a state where there's this "host community factor" will be very few.
The host community slots and those to be taken are already concluded.
I just got reliably informed that my LGA alone-being host community, got 4 slots and their APL is ready awaiting dispatch once the process is concluded.
What that means is the remaining slots for the state will be for other LGAs.

By this time next week - all things being equal, everything would have been sealed.

My informant chose to remain anonymous on the 4 from my LGA: all he did was to mention the communities each of the 4 came from.

God help us all!

ANOTHER THEORY
It is now advisable for all local men & women to go to their local constituencies in their local govt and apply for local connections at nnpc so that their apl can be localized and locally forwarded for locality employment.

Signed
Secretary of Local Men Association

Nonsense

Gbriels:
Since when...?
I don ask local woman for details...but she no want am....
Lol....
Local men and women running from money they want and are seeking for at the tower.....
What an irony

Abeg let us run biko.... I willingly donate it to federal govt for further development of one Nigerian project

Enireqx20:
Aaah! You don't want to receive APL?..

He already did. He is only praying for others to get.

Nigerians are wonderful people, we always care for each other..... Even in the face of money

Gbriels:
What I observed so far.....
When a theory comes up and it doesn't favour some local men.....the theory "lacks basic logical consistency".....sorry I meant to say the source/sauce of the theory has stones...

Other the other hand, if it favours some local women..
Then, calls for prayers starts for the theory to hold...
To my local woman....which of the sides are u on this new theory?.....
Local man sends greetings from this end....

Boss man alarm don drop for ya side?

lahizak:
NNPC self will be afraid of the kind of people it wanna employ. Different stupid theories up and down. Most of which doesnt even make sense at all. Page is in 400 plus and successful candidate av not even been invited yet. Wonder how the future candidates dat will use dis page as reference will cope. Not surprised though, its only graduate trainees dat re making noise, matured mind in the experience level don go sit down to face their job. Politely, u guys should just shut d Bleep up. There are more important stuffs to talk abt. Why cant u just discuss about training school, placement and all. A lot of staffs being contacted at NNPC said dere is no relationship btw tp and apl. So pls just shut up. I sincerely wish the Mod can close this thread till APL has been sent

Guy don't be too frustrated pls..... All na fun.
By the way.... Bank alarm will soon locate you, so chill

Oh! Maybe na the alarm cause those pained writing of urs self. What does a local man know

ChasteGhuy:
As this one no favour you now, the sauce get stones ...lol

U urself as local chairman know his claims is very ridiculous

Enireqx20:
Don't forget, his sauce is "legit" o....

A sauce full of stones is not edible

Swargu:
Azin sauce wey no get spice ... if any date should even be overall best it should be those that did later because of the kind of information they were equipped with, everyone should just chill.

Abi o.... I just weak for the guy matter

Enireqx20:
So yours was not on the 2nd of July? Lol...

Lol.... Not just about the date.... It just dont make logical sense. So na only those of 2nd get brains ba? If at all we are looking for dates that would perform well we should be looking at the last 2 days of the interview. Those guys had the whole info

Halliruzyln:
Still about the access bank conspiracy theory. I contacted my legit source/sauce at the NNPC towers, he told me that most of the people considered for the next phase of the recruitment were those that had their interviews on 2nd of July, because they have the overall best performance in the whole interview. I can now see the reason why most of those interviewed on that day didn't received their tf. Congratulations brothers and sisters in advance. See you during documentation.

Haba bros.... This your sauce get stones o
Na wa for some people sha

scobyy2007:
MFM people spotted

U are so wrong

ChasteGhuy:
Che make I reverse my statement ni?

Okay, those whose payment details has the management information officer's name on it, their names have been moved to MIS. Congratulations in advance

Reverse am 100times.... It won't make alert drop for my account.

I have stopped using the account I dropped with nnpc from collecting money from my clients (side hustle).... Make person no go die quick from tension.

Good morning peeps. May we not get evil alerts o.

May our banks never become our enemies that will collect money we already ignored o.

Today go fine for everyone irrespective of hustle.

Morning to everyone.

ChasteGhuy:
Those who haven't received alert, don't worry, you have all been chosen as the successful ones... Lol

Local Man... Goan sleep. It is late.

I am off here biko

Enireqx20:
U dey find trouble this night?

Leave am na..... Na alert to locate am double
Weda na by force to collect tfare allawee.

Jiang:
Sempumping, what a nice name, STOP FORMING HYPERCORRECTOR


bobowaja ur alert is on its way

I reject it.

Bros dey ur lane jeje no con find trouble for here o

daima:
are you serious about this Or just one of the numerous jokes here.... Who where when was the statement made mbok

Lol.... See as nnpc do this bros

datascience:
Ask him all questions. He registered yesterday 17th July, 2019 to observe you all. Ask him

Lol...... Why are u guys like this na?

Jiang:
As a part time data entry clerk I assure you it will take less than three days to input our account numbers into the system.




Am not implying anything woh cause every body will be paid tfare wether you like it or not

Prayer warrior data entry clerk
Na by force to receive alert?

NigelCundy:
The "completed" status has been there from the moment you did document verification.

I just login to comfirm now..... I no won hear say something good pass my head

Kevlala:
Alert seen. APL next. No contest.

Another one down

Beeam:
If I hear! Me wey don block my account since

I was talking about that Miracle boy that was fighting me since na

Lol... So u no receive? Why u con deceive local men na?

Gbyms:
We can’t say for sure how deep the water is unless we get there

Help us contact them... After a good job done we will tell nnpc to send you our tp

Gbyms:
But guys. Has anyone tried contacting nnpc via the number given to us for enquiries to ascertain for sure the reason for not paying everyone tfare now. Instead of us making guesses here.

Do u think they will tell us?

....

tejiri4:
Roger that soldiers awaiting orders to shield their self from tfare alert.

Order given..... Deploy the needed artillery

Beeam:
Local man has been credited...
Local man is ascared...
Local man is to be pitied...
Local man got evil alert....

Lol.... One man down
Copy.... One man down

ChasteGhuy:
Local man has since braced up for the worse... Local man still analysing and rationalising facts and figures...

Local man has zero worries...

Why do I have this feeling that those who haven't received allowee are more than those who have received?

For every 1 person that comes out and says he has received or supports the 1% theory, there are about 3 persons who haven't gotten alert and would comment against such "illogical theory"

Lol..... The bolded supports cocococo initial theory that states that "those who receive alerts have refused to be happy"

Confused people cannot comment unlike those who are yet to know their fate

Enireqx20:
388...

Na real work be this o

VaselineCrew:
hmmm, I just got an alert now.

Lol

ChasteGhuy:
Before I answer you, let me ask, have you received alert?

Local Man..... Easy easy o
No go kill urself

ChasteGhuy:
I like your theory... To keep hopes alive and avoid heart break, it's a nice explanation ..lol

Tell me local man is scared already. I see that you have been trying hard to keep up lately. Make local man no go dey see sniper like coke o