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myluck:
Whenever I want to laugh out loud, I visit this page. I wish we could all gather at a place without tension and discuss. It would be fun because so many of us are better than AY and Ali Baba.

I am glad NNPC is taking this recruitment serious and there is a lot of hope for common man unlike the DPR recruitment that ended a BIG SCAM! I am not saying there is no influence, but space dey plenty for common man. The faster the recruitment ends, the lesser the influence. As for Tfare, everyone will get las las, it’s just in batches. Although I have received any yet, I am certain it’s in batches and we would all get it.

Tell me u re joking.... It is now by force ba?

BMedia:
Now this is some Aji-no-moto & Onga filled sauce

Dude was saying his sauce with so much confidence

Wetin local man no go see for the nnpc thread?

ChasteGhuy:
This kind msg go give some people weh never receive alert heartbreak

The opposite tho. Na unsuccessful candidates dey always receive tpfares for Wetin I don hear for my life. But let's hope this Tpfare doesn't hold water tho.

Enrypech:
This makes a lot of sense

[b]Little wonder why few persons received the alert, the thousands who haven't received, [/b]until we meet there na


Cheeiiiiii, who slapped me??


I was joking na

Are you sure?
Lol

Gianluigizona:
I have personally confirmed the number of people to be taken at 1200 (800 GT and 400 EH), (top HR exec in NNPC told me).
The recruitment is fast because the project was initiated with the end date clearly stated. However, the process is kept hush hush so most people in the towers won't tell you much as they don't know.
Again, for the umpteenth time, Tf and APL has no correlation everyone will get paid eventually.
For the people talking about negotiations and how salary has increased... that's not totally true... d money from the negotiations will be a one-off payment to the employees and will be effected in January.

PS: Plz don't ask me about source / sauce. My own is to inform people on what's up. You still have the choice to believe what you may.

Thanks

I need to protect my eyes against this sauce....get too much pepper.

S3xxy:
A ketchup sauce just said that those that received alert have their papers processed already. Their apl shall likely be sent first.
For those who haven't received alert pls do not lose all hope, they're still processing more applications.

Lol.... See consolation. U better return the money by hand to nnpc towers and wait for ur APL letter like us

ozoebuka1:
Baba dey your lane oh... Na upfront alert you dey talk abi? If na the other one, back to sender!!!

LOL.... Instead of sending it back.... Give it to cocococo

ozoebuka1:
lol coco wig you are funny aswear.

Ebuka.... Alert fall on you

Haaa! Who throw me stones?

Enireqx20:
386...

Page keeper.... Well done ma

NigelCundy:
A new topic of discussion is gradually emerging: Number of people to be employed.
Let's enjoy this

Yes o... We are yet to address that. Maybe almost everyone go get position sef.... But access bank theories tho

habishat:
Oh my chest

Me sef don laugh tire for this thread so. We should nominate this as a thread of the year

cocococo:
Stop that joke o.

I will meet you at the tower

ozoebuka1:
savage! ... His 1% hypothesis was not logical at all... I think it emanated out of frustration and insomnia he experienced when he saw the access bank hypothesis.

Make una no kee me with laugh abegi

ChasteGhuy:
And when some people started receiving alert this morning, those who haven't received started demanding for screenshot .. lol

Local men don't want Amaka

Na we be the monitoring staffs of nnpc na. Na why we dey ask for screenshot

ChasteGhuy:
But when 1% theory was propounded by one Flowwolf guy, una wan pee for pant lol

That one 1% guy was talking about his phone ba3.

Enrypech:

No other theory will beat the accessbank theory for now

People have received are better than those who haven't

Why? .... They are either happy or sad

People who havent received.. Hmmmmmm

Mixed feelings, don't know whether to cry or laugh


NNPC, Na like this we go de deyy?

You are wrong bro... Using the Access Bank theory those who have not received are joyful while those who have already gotten theirs are either praying for everyone to get or are looking for ways to return it back to nnpc..... Lol

souljar:
There is so much goodwill in here. Hence people who have received alert are not happy because they just want everyone else to recieve alert.
If only Nigeria cud be this way...lol

You get am.... Some were even forcefully praying for alert for everybody

Tfare or no Tfare my APL is with NNPC biko. They can use the supposed Tfare to send me my APL, I don't mind

cocococo:
Someone once stated that in a recruitment conducted by Access Bank some time ago, those who were not successful after the interview were given transport fare, most likely as compensation, while those who were successful weren’t give transport fare, but were employed instead. So, this information has resulted in a controversy in the present NNPC recruitment exercise where those who have received transport alerts have refused to be happy, and those who haven’t gotten alert, like me, are ecstatic as everyday goes by without an alert.

Coco ur mouth won't kee u

If U re not careful, you will receive alert today

uzoexcel:

They are actually there for u

Dear gentlemen..... Can we now come together to formulate another theory that will keep us busy till APLs starts dropping?

S3xxy:
On 6th

Can u give us a screenshot.... Blur out sensitive details. Thanks

S3xxy:
I just received the tfare alert: 20k.

Screenshot pls. Thanks

iammiracle1:
She dinor reply, i guess she wants to be left alone so no worries, but lets take it easy with the theories.

Na the vex u carry enter nairaland
I understand tho.... She is not lost yet, just give her some time bro

iammiracle1:
He was sounding so annoying, i know someone who left a group i am in in sifia pains because of the unfounded rumors, local girl was just discouraged, someone that i was trying to relate with, left because of all this misyarn, getting the APL is the koko not alert or no alert, stop making ppl loose faith.

That sifia pains got to me... Lol.


Brother chill, good things are coming

joobseekar:
All these your "I'm just checking something". Baba, you dey input some data while plotting graph Tell us your result if you dey formulate hypothesis or theory o... Lol. Wetin joobseekar no go see for nairaland.

I dey plot state graph ni o..... And I will submit it to nnpc before Monday

Proffessorr:
If U stay away, hope you'll get the "signal" when another batch of recipients emerge.

I am not staying away sef....... We dey here together ni

iammiracle1:
Swallow spit, correct rubbish don't encourage it

Bros why u dey vex like this na? B like say u don receive alert.

Which state are you sir? I am just checking something here.

Bodylicious:
This thread is just getting annoying and too long for no just reason. How can we be in page 381 almost going to 400 when we never get APL . FRSC even after training is less than 350 and I was saying this is too much na. In 2011/2012 NNPC thread was very short and we could revisit it to get information. Pls let us try to minimize the things we say here...All the sauce and local men and zobo drinker pls calm down. I know you are just trying to relief tension but BIKO calm down. The only thing we are waiting for is APL, which will come when it is ready and we would all be happy

Then kindly stay out of thread and come once in a while to check updated info. No one here can take orders from you sir. Thanks

The truth is.... No one can predict nnpc accurately. We will just be wasting our time. There are some information that only few people have in that tower and others working there will just be guessing.

We should allow them do their thing while we catch some fun.

mathology5431:
I hereby declare this thread opened with the power vested in me by NNPC.
Today will take a turn in discussing NETPAY n other methods of payment.

From the info am getting now!....New set of people will be paid today. My sauce further stated the payments has been programmed already, it's only Rolling out not according to your location or day of interview but randomly.
More info will be reveal as we move on today, I remain your honorable...
Local man

This thread will not kill me. Sauces everywhere

wilsonlexis:
Ladies and gentlemen,all i can say is just have some FUN,because if you all know the truth from what i heard,you will.................hmmmmm

What did u hear. I guess your sauce is pepperish..... No go receive blow wey go remove that ur remaining 22 teeth

Goodnight here brothers and sisters. I will go and check my BP tomorrow. I am staying away from this thread until another batch start receiving payment.

I can't come and die biko