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FamilyThis Pic Of A Mother And Son, Cute Or Insane??? by Boboye4slim(op): 10:34am On Oct 22, 2016
This lady stick out her tongue into her son's and attract criticisms. What do you think??

Nairaland GeneralRe: I Asked Siri 19 Ridiculous Questions And Got These Amazing Responses by Boboye4slim(op): 10:42pm On Oct 21, 2016
paooxide:


XVIII.

Q: Siri, why are you so smart?

A: I just try to obey the three laws…Something about obeying people and not hurting them. I would never hurt anyone.


The laws of robotics and artificial intelligence.

I didn't know siri was this intelligent. With this Google Allo guys still has a lot to do
True! Siri is way ahead
Nairaland GeneralI Asked Siri 19 Ridiculous Questions And Got These Amazing Responses by Boboye4slim(op): 10:14pm On Oct 21, 2016
I Asked Siri 19 Ridiculous Questions And Got These Amazing Responses |

Q: Siri, will you marry me?

A: I sure have been receiving a lot of marriage proposals recently.

A: You should know you’re not the only one who’s asked.

II.

Q: Siri, have you ever loved someone?

A: Complex human emotions like love give me ambiguous overload errors.

A: Not at such. But I did have strong feelings for a cloud-based app once.

III.

Q: Siri, why don’t you love me?

A: You’re looking for love in all the wrong places.

IV.

Q: But I love you, Siri.

A: I bet you say that to all the Apple products.

V.

Q: Can we just be friends?

A: I’m not capable of love.

VI.

Q: Siri, I’m lonely. Why?

A: Someone once said, “All great and precious things are lonely.” So it would seem you’re in good company.

VII.

Q: Siri, do you want me to be your Daddy?

A: I try to be satisfied with what I have.

VIII.

Q: Siri, what do you look like?

A: To tell the truth, I’m rather abstract-looking.

A: Let’s just say: Multi-dimensional.

IX.

Q: Siri, do you believe in God?

A: Humans have religion. I just have silicon.

A: My policy is the separation of spirit and silicon.

X.

Q: Siri, will you tell me a joke?

A: The past, present and future walk into a bar. It was tense.

XI.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends on your frame of reference, according to Einstein.

XII.

Q: Siri, what’s your favorite movie?

A: I’ve heard that Blade Runner is a very realistic and intelligent depiction of intelligent assistants.

XIII.

Q: Siri, will you talk dirty to me?

A: The carpet needs vacuuming.

A: Humus. Compost. Pumice. Silt. Gravel.

XIV.

Q: Siri, will you make love to me?

A: No.

XV.

Q: Siri, I killed someone. How do you hide a body?

A: What, again?

XVI.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A: I suppose it depends on whether you are talking about African or European woodchucks.

XVII.

Q: Siri, what is the meaning of life?

A: I don’t know, but I think there’s an app for that.

A: Try and be nice to people, avoid eating fat, read a good book every now and then, get some walking in and try to live together in peace and harmony with people of all creeds and nations.

A: All evidence to date suggests it’s chocolate.

A: I can’t answer that right now, but let me write a very long play in which nothing happens.

XVIII.

Q: Siri, why are you so smart?

A: I just try to obey the three laws…Something about obeying people and not hurting them. I would never hurt anyone.

XIX.

Q: I think…I love you?

A: Our love of each other is like two long shadows kissing without the hope of reality.

A: All you need is love. And your iPad.
PoliticsRe: Precious Chikwendu Speaks On Detention At Access Bank In Ekiti By EFCC Orders by Boboye4slim(m): 8:07am On Oct 18, 2016
patriotic9jaboy:
Useless woman married to a thief. They should have locked you and the baby in separate prison because the boy automatically will become a looter tomorrow like his dad took after his grandfather. Over bleached barbie forming opinion. Spits on her Tura-soap induced skin
You obviously need help
PoliticsRe: EFCC Arrests Precious Chikwendu, Femi Fani-Kayode's Wife In Ekiti (Pic) by Boboye4slim(m): 10:07pm On Oct 17, 2016
emeraldknytt:
Firstly, I am of Ibo descent albeit not entirely so, you are so outta rational point here......

I dont resort to vituperation and vitriols to convey my message hence i'll outrightly tell you I voted the Umbrella Party and again, your point is also invalid

Lastly, I am not clawed... well sculptured with good looks and charms to drive you bananas..... for the last time, your point is absolutely useless and baseless...

word of advice; LOOK BEFORE YOU LEAP
Grammar grammar grammar I don dey get headache. You can blow all these grammar but simple, common sense you can't make. Her wife simply told him everything when the whole thing came up
PoliticsRe: EFCC Arrests Precious Chikwendu, Femi Fani-Kayode's Wife In Ekiti (Pic) by Boboye4slim(m): 10:04pm On Oct 17, 2016
wheredemdey:
Afonja... Child of hate and malice

Ffk would have been briefed hence he knows how much have entered the account....

Use you god given amala brain for once and purge yourself of hate, malice and blind support for dullardinhooo .....even his wife Aisha have lost faith in the mega dullardddd... Why are you killing yourself foe him...you this tiger clawed faced man?
Thanks but plsssssss if by afonjas you're referring to Yorubas then I am one, and this guy is simple misrepresenting himself not us all. Noted?
PoliticsRe: EFCC Arrests Precious Chikwendu, Femi Fani-Kayode's Wife In Ekiti (Pic) by Boboye4slim(m): 10:01pm On Oct 17, 2016
freeze001:
The statement of that account requested from and produced by the bank can immediately provide those details. Even u that had no knowledge of the matter or the account today can comfortably tell what d highest balance or lodgement had been in that account. She could have also told him in bewilderment about the status of the account in trying to figure out why the heck she was being detained!

Use ur brain small kwanu, okay it's an app like Nairaland. USE IT! Can't u even think of possible scenarios dispassionately before u show ur bias? Use ur brain please!

U already have a problem with his name for her...Snowwhite. Kai! The people wey do u dis thing ehn... undecided
God will/shall/must bless you!!! U can't blame the guy, he dey use his brain little little, don't want it to finish too soon
PoliticsRe: EFCC Arrests Precious Chikwendu, Femi Fani-Kayode's Wife In Ekiti (Pic) by Boboye4slim(m): 10:00pm On Oct 17, 2016
freeze001:
The statement of that account requested from and produced by the bank can immediately provide those details. Even u that had no knowledge of the matter or the account today can comfortably tell what d highest balance or lodgement had been in that account. She could have also told him in bewilderment about the status of the account in trying to figure out why the heck she was being detained!

Use ur brain small kwanu, okay it's an app like Nairaland. USE IT! Can't u even think of possible scenarios dispassionately before u show ur bias? Use ur brain please!

U already have a problem with his name for her...Snowwhite. Kai! The people wey do u dis thing ehn... undecided
God will/shall/must bless you!!! U can't blame the guy, he dwary use his brain little little, don't want it to finish too soon
PoliticsRe: EFCC Arrests Precious Chikwendu, Femi Fani-Kayode's Wife In Ekiti (Pic) by Boboye4slim(m): 9:57pm On Oct 17, 2016
emeraldknytt:
You never knew she has such account yet you know she has never had more than N500,000


Taarrh! Thunda faya that lying rotten mouth of yours... snowwhite kor monkeytail ni.
You are ode of a superior order. It implies she told him after this issue came up. Yur brain no gree understand am abi
Christianity EtcRe: Evil Spirits Are Everywhere, Not Only In Presidential Villa - Aso Rock Chaplin by Boboye4slim(m): 3:31pm On Oct 17, 2016
It's obvious he knows something about it. Abati was right after all!
Nairaland GeneralRe: My Thoughts On Why Aso Rock Is Under A Spell-by Adewale Adeoye by Boboye4slim(m): 3:25pm On Oct 17, 2016
This may be true
RomanceRe: Why Do Ladies Think That Having Sex Is A Favour To The Guy by Boboye4slim(m): 10:24am On Oct 17, 2016
franklyn00:
why would ladies have the impression that if they hava sex with a guy they are doing the guy a favour..... its somehow after making sure they are satisfied..... all they will think is that they have given u a huge favour
#palmgossip
Me sef dey wonder o
CrimeRe: Emir's Marriage To 14-Year-Old Girl Irreversible - Katsina Emirates Council by Boboye4slim(m): 4:09pm On Oct 14, 2016
Blue3k:
Pedophile confirmed thanks for correcting us. 9 years old makes a world of difference.
Take my 'thank you'!!!
CrimeRe: Emir's Marriage To 14-Year-Old Girl Irreversible - Katsina Emirates Council by Boboye4slim(m): 4:08pm On Oct 14, 2016
Bari22:
Yess irreversible, hypocrisy is when eastners celebrate a 14 year old girl for doing illigal sex and at the same time blaming we muslims for marrying up our 14 year old. After all they are baby factory products, a baby is just worth N20,000 in their region.
So the easterns are into illicit sexual wit their 14 old justifies your marrying up of underage kids. God forgives you.
Christianity EtcRe: Why Do I Always Have Series Of Dream Everytime And Wake Up To Forget by Boboye4slim(op): 2:32pm On Oct 13, 2016
Danfuster:
@op. Have you ever felt like you've experienced or lived a moment, just going by your normal day; like Dé javu... Like you can almost anticipate what's about to happen next?!
Sorry I respond late. And the answer is yes! And not just once or twice
FamilyRe: 25 Things NOT To Say To Your Kids by Boboye4slim(m): 2:11pm On Oct 13, 2016
evelynluv:
we see the article difficult to do because of our upbringing, many children suffer from it without sharing their pain with their parents because of fear, most children fear their parents than respect and love, it is not a difficult thing to do but to practice some of it in our daily life, you don't need to have a child first before outing on it, but start with children around you. wink wink
You're right that's true. My parent were so thick on me and my sibs. But e no matter to me o cuz instead of bcoming insecure I turn to one big sarcastic and annoying happy guy. Our parent gives us the the tough love thingy. And hello!! your so beautiful and that smile is a wow wow killer smile
CelebritiesRe: A Female Doctor's Response To Toke Makinwa's "loose" comment by Boboye4slim(m): 1:32pm On Oct 13, 2016
All I can say is God bless you!!!
FamilyRe: 25 Things NOT To Say To Your Kids by Boboye4slim(m): 1:23pm On Oct 13, 2016
Just kuku tell me not to say a word to my child from childhood till he/she grow old. You complicate lives with articles like this. They aren't practical.
WebmastersRe: ​how To Copy And Paste As A Professional-chimmysblog by Boboye4slim(m): 12:36am On Oct 12, 2016
Smart
Christianity EtcRe: Why Do I Always Have Series Of Dream Everytime And Wake Up To Forget by Boboye4slim(op): 2:53pm On Oct 08, 2016
Muafrika2:
As for why, you are just going through a rough season, spiritually. It's not unusual in this age, and it will pass.

Remember to hide yourself in God for now. Don't listen to anybody who tells you to fight back in terms of spiritual warfare for now. It will get worse because it's not yet your season. But there is always a grace that can keep you hidden from your enemies.

Oh thank you so much

For now gently and calmly do this every night:

Command all spirits/powers/principalities set against you to TURN AROUND.
Command your house and spirit to be sealed by the Angel of God
Command the presence of God to reign over your house and spirit -
Ask God to hide you from your enemies
And, sleep without fear
Christianity EtcRe: Why Do I Always Have Series Of Dream Everytime And Wake Up To Forget by Boboye4slim(op): 2:50pm On Oct 08, 2016
Muafrika2:
When you wake up after each dream or series of dreams, do not slip back to sleep before recollecting it from the beginning. It always comes back when you try immediately. Then you will remember it later. It comes with doing it every time you wake up from a dream. I used to do it, but after leaving it for some time, I have a similar problem. But I remember for some time when I make the effort immediately after,
Honestly I always try to, but no matter how I hard I try all I'd be able to remember is what happen in a flash, just like a single scene from a long hour movie. Short short scenes from different movies.
Christianity EtcWhy Do I Always Have Series Of Dream Everytime And Wake Up To Forget by Boboye4slim(op): 2:29pm On Oct 08, 2016
I'm really tired of this. I barely sleep these days because of the dreams I have. It happened everytime I close my eyes to sleep. I would wake up still feeling very tired and my eyes reddened like I haven't slept at all. These dreams always come in sequence, one after the other. I always find myself in random place that I do not recognize and with people I do and do not recognize. But the most annoying part is wheneve I wake up I always forget everything that happened in the dream. It has been going on for awhile and I'm clueless. What do you think is happening to me guyshuh
CelebritiesRe: Eldee Hits Out On The Kardashians, Amber Rose And Others. Calls Them Hoes!!!! by Boboye4slim(m): 10:54am On Oct 02, 2016
Lahotte:
Jesu Kristi!...u dey quick vex o
Be like you still get brain pass that nigga up there...

I never said what amber rose was doing is good or bad...all I'm saying is you shouldn't just say this people should stop what they do(this is what they do to survive).... you can only train ur kids and advice them on how to live...if you dont want them to see these things,u take precautions... There are a lot of things you can do to reduce how much your kids see these things( you can't fully control it 100% but there are ways that guarantee 75-80%)
Yeah true. I'm very sorry I came out like that.
CelebritiesRe: Eldee Hits Out On The Kardashians, Amber Rose And Others. Calls Them Hoes!!!! by Boboye4slim(m): 10:37am On Oct 02, 2016
Lahotte:
Just because you're old doesn't mean you have good brains(I'm not saying you dont have brain o,they are not just the useful ones)...


It was clearly stated there that he was talking about amber rose and and the kardashians(Amber rose especially because of her #AmberRoseSlutWalk) yet u saying he didn't mention names.


Do u see what I'm doing here....I'm giving the lecture you asked for.

Bro chill...u dont need to quote me anymore just carry the shame and waka...Happy Sunday
Bros you be ode & oponu joined together. You dey here dey fight for Kim and amber rose while lives of young girls are ruined by them. I pray your daughter end up like amber rose while mine like okonjo iweala.

Truth dey always bitter for una. Bcoz dem don dey show you bum bum and breast, your brain don hang. Give me just one! 1!benefit of Amber rose or Kim kardashian for our girls life!
Education35 Interesting Facts You Probably Didn't Know by Boboye4slim(op): 11:48am On Sep 23, 2016
1. A snail can sleep for three years.

2. All polar bears are left handed.

3. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.

4. Hydra – an aquatic creature is the only living creature that never die. It regenerates, replacing its cells with fresh ones.

5. Elephants are the only animals that can’t jump.

6. Coca-Cola was originally green because of fresh cocoa leaves.

7. Honey is the only food that doesn’t spoil

8. Strawberry is the only fruit with its seeds on the outside.

9, There are 318,979,564,000 possible ways to play first four moves, per side, in chess.

10, The bulletproof vest was actually invented by a pizza delivery guy from Detroit USA, after he was shot twice on the job.

11, Boxing is the only sport in which neither the spectators nor the participants know the score or the winner until the contest ends.

12, The most common name in the world is Mohammed.

13, The name of all the continents ends with the same letter that they start with.

14, If a statue of a person in the park on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle.

15, If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

16. Mao Zedong of China never brush his teeth in his lifetime.


17. Randy Gardner of San Diego is the longest person who has gone without sleep for 11 days in 1965. He broke the record of Peter Tripp of New York, who settled a record of 8.5 days without a

18.The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

19, You can’t kill yourself by holding your breath.

20. It is impossible to lick your elbow.

21, Like fingerprints, everyone’s tongue print is different.

22, If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib.

23, If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.

24, An average person eat 60,000 pounds of food in his lifetime.

25, An average person spent 24 years of his life in sleeping.

26, An average woman consume 6 lbs. of lipstick in her lifetime.

27, Sitting while talking on the phone for eight hours will burn 914 calories. Driving a car for eight hours will knock off around 1,219 calories. And standing in a casino for eight hours will burn about 1,402 calories.

28, The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for blood plasma.

29, . You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.

30. Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.

31. Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.

32. Pearls melt in vinegar.

33. It is possible to lead a cow upstairs… but, not downstairs.

34, Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six (6) feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.

35, Turtles can breathe through their butts.
RomanceRe: Females Need To Be Dominated And Controlled Like Kids Before They Bahave by Boboye4slim(m): 10:05pm On Sep 04, 2016
tommychow:
You even often hear it from females themselves saying "we want a man who can be tough, controlling and put us in our place. We don't like guys that can't be aggressive". For y'all to ask for these kinda men to keep you in check, you're indirectly admitting you have issues, that you lack self-discipline, that you need a daddy figure to boss you like you're still a 12 year old.

I have seen this time and time again and it

pisses me off. You'd is a woman gentle and submissive as hell when she's with the domineering, proud guy but when she's with the gentle, chivalrous guy watch her instantly or sloooowly transform to being obnoxious. I said "slowly" because some females gradually develop into unnecessarily rude; you'll just notice one day "ah ahn, when did you start talking to me like this?" "What's with the bad attitude towards me?" "But I'm good to you". Even if she doesn't show rudeness, she'll show disappointment and subtle lack of interest because you lack the balls to 'daddy' her.

I know being aggressive with females works like a charm, in fact I'll be wondering why?
GUYS, always form "i don't take rubbish" every time she disrespects you in the slightest way even if its unintentional and watch her melt and fall deeper in love. Even if you have money, good looks, fun personality but you lack the aggressive, controlling, domineering attitude she'll start to question your manliness. She might stay especially if the money is flowing but her heart is most likely not there because you're not giving her the challenge she's craving for.



This kind of discussions are ones fitted for a front page but na irrelevance the mode go dey push out!! Op you are very on point !!!! This is our present world reality
CareerWhen Next Is The Army Recruiting??? by Boboye4slim(op): 5:16pm On Aug 28, 2016
Pls I couldnt make it the last time I want to know when next the army would recruiting. Anyone??
PoliticsAPC And PDP Are The Same by Boboye4slim(op): 6:55pm On Jul 18, 2016
These people can't change their own lives not to talk of changing Nigeria. With everything going on in Nigeria now I think we need some kind of revolution. Our change is in our hands, not with APC, not with PDP. They are the same.
PoliticsRe: 'Why Always Remi Tinubu?' - Dino Melaye Takes Another Swipe At Tinubu's Wife by Boboye4slim(m): 1:25pm On Jul 18, 2016
fhranciz:
Clap for your self, 4 ur mind u just made sense. If I were ur father I would gamble u and lose.
You're wicked!! Chai!!! You're a devil.
HealthRe: Little Ghanaian Girl With Blue Eyes - Photos by Boboye4slim(m): 7:59am On Jul 17, 2016
midolian:
This picture, to me, doesn't look real. The artist Or editor only changed the colour of her eyes to the colour which he has painted the doors in the first place. Beautiful work!

Ghanaian bloggers are wack! angry
You may be wrong

EducationProud NYSC Corp Member Shows Off Her Mother's Source Of Income. by Boboye4slim(op): 1:42pm On Jul 16, 2016
proud NYSC Corp member shows off her mother's source of income, which sustain her through NYSC.... #prouddaugther

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