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Politics / Re: I‘ll Not Contest 2015 Election – Jonathan by bodmasfem(m): 2:15pm On Dec 20, 2013
SUBMARINE: 2014/2015 Who APC present as presidential candidate will finally prove if they are ethno-religiously biased or not. If they present a Northerner, their coffin will be sealed and buried as all Northern XTIAN, Igbo and SS people will totally rally round GEJ and SW XTIANS will not fully support APC due to fear of Islamization.

this your statement has shown that u and Jonathan are ethno riligiously biased! how can u vote for somebody just because he's a Christian or a Muslim or because he is from a region? your support should be based on integrity, honesty and performance!
Politics / Re: I‘ll Not Contest 2015 Election – Jonathan by bodmasfem(m): 2:13pm On Dec 20, 2013
SUBMARINE: 2014/2015 Who APC present as presidential candidate will finally prove if they are ethno-religiously biased or not. If they present a Northerner, their coffin will be sealed and buried as all Northern XTIAN, Igbo and SS people will totally rally round GEJ and SW XTIANS will not fully support APC due to fear of Islamization.

this your statement has shown that u and try tyJonathan are ethno riligittryous biased! how can u vote for somebody just because he's a Christian or a Muslim or because he is from a region? your support should be based on integrity, honesty and performance!
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: thanks... no more function again. by bodmasfem(m): 12:35am On Dec 19, 2013
need a lady frm akure or ekiti for a serious relationship . email: bodmasfem@yahoo.com or bodefemi44@gmail.com
Politics / Re: Obasanjo To Jonathan: ‘Keep Your Reply, Save Nigeria!’ by bodmasfem(m): 1:18pm On Dec 16, 2013
Promhize:

Do you think Obasanjo cares about you and I or wants any good for Nigerians. You must be sleeping on Okada if you don't know this is political.

do u think goodluck Ebele jonathan thinks about u and I too?
Phones / Re: Glo New Data Plans For Mobile Phones And Tablets by bodmasfem(m): 12:04pm On Dec 13, 2013
ruffhandu:

How could you have done that bro?

I use airtel 3.9gb @ N2,500


don't mind them! when I can get 6gb for 3000, 2.2gb for 1500, 1.260gb for 1050 and 246mb for just 200 from airtel

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Politics / Re: Jonathan Replies Obasanjo, Says letter Is Self-Serving, Provocative by bodmasfem(m): 2:26pm On Dec 12, 2013
then he should go ahead and jail him if he is serious with fighting corruption! remember obasanjo said, in his letter, that he is not afraid of any intimidation
Politics / Re: Jonathan Replies Obasanjo, Says letter Is Self-Serving, Provocative by bodmasfem(m): 1:43pm On Dec 12, 2013
it shall come near him because God does not support corruption!!
Politics / Re: Jonathan Replies Obasanjo, Says letter Is Self-Serving, Provocative by bodmasfem(m): 1:36pm On Dec 12, 2013
so Jonathan is not worthy to be in jail too ,right?
Celebrities / D'banj Signed Another Contract Again With Glo by bodmasfem(m): 8:16am On Dec 11, 2013
rsement Deal With Globacom Again0Share0D’banj is back in business with the Mike Adenuga led telecom giant with whom he parted ways three yearsago. The Pop star has inked his secondendorsementdealwith the Nigerian telecommunications company after weeks ofdeliberations,Dapo ‘D’banj’ Oyebanjo has signed a multi-million Naira brand endorsement deal withGlobacomNigeria.The Pop star has inked his second endorsement deal with the Nigerian telecommunications company after weeks ofdeliberations. D’banj now joins the likes of heavyweight contemporary musicians Psquare as well as recently unveiled ambassadors Naeto C, M.I, Lynxxx, Bez, Burna Boy, Flavour, Waje, Omawumi, and little known Chee.Insiders tell us the deal is ‘unbelievable’; with those familiar with details saying it may be one of the costliest signings of 2013. Exact figures were not immediately available. But learnt that just like his former deal with the company, this new ambassadorship will also come with added values, including an automobile, and major performance commitments.D’banj and Globacom fell out in 2010 when the pop singer reportedly refused to extend his initial 2008 N70M two-year contract. Glo was allegedly offering something less, far less than what Psquare got (the Pop twins signed a whooping N240M with the company in 2010).The whole trouble had however started back in2008 when D’banj was replaced by Psquare after he allegedly demanded a N2M fee for every performance at the then GLO CampusTour.But it’s three years laterand plenty has changed.
Phones / Re: Airtel Blackberry Plan Still Working On Android Devices And PC After Dec 3rd by bodmasfem(m): 3:54pm On Dec 05, 2013
just subscribe now, it is working o, in fact ,it's very fast!
Romance / Re: Single Brothers Need To Stop Shying Away!!! We Single Ladies Wouldnt Bite.. by bodmasfem(m): 3:09am On Nov 29, 2013
need a serious girl for a serious relationship! she must be a good Christian . my name is femi, my number is 07069658875. my E-mail is bodmasfem@yahoo.com or bodefemi44@gmail.com
Romance / Re: Single Brothers Need To Stop Shying Away!!! We Single Ladies Wouldnt Bite.. by bodmasfem(m): 3:05am On Nov 29, 2013
need a serious girl for a serious relationship! she must be a good Christian . my name is femi, my number is 07069658875
Crime / Re: 15 Children Molested By Their Fathers In Enugu In Five Months —FIDA by bodmasfem(m): 4:06pm On Nov 22, 2013
they do It for money rituals!
Foreign Affairs / President Of Malawi Is The Best African President by bodmasfem(m): 9:31am On Nov 22, 2013
Maxwell Adeyemi Adeleye
Her Excellency Joyce Banda, the President of
Malawi is the best president in the African
continent as at today.
On assumption as president she sold all
presidential airplanes and sixty Mercedes Benz
limousine to salvage, educational, power and
agricultural sector of Malawi's economy, she
now travel on commercial airplanes outside her
country.
She sacrificed her comfort for her country, can
this ever happen in Nigeria? Where billions of
naira are spent annually to maintain our
numerous presidential air fleets with hundreds
of limousines lying in the presidential car lots.
One of Joyce Banda's reasons to disposed those
planes was that she can't spent one million
dollars to service those planes annually.
Women in Africa should celebrate this Icon of
our time as she is a pride to African women.
Joyce Banda sack her cabinet over corruption
and she was bold to declare all her assets and
the two bank accounts, she cut her salary by
30% just to put Malawi on a good track.
God bless Madam Joyce Banda!
Politics / Re: Anambra Election Declared Inconclusive by bodmasfem(m): 10:08am On Nov 18, 2013
why do they have to cancell almost 90000 votes from ngige strong hold? this is showing that if this amount of cancelled votes should be added to 92000 votes recorded for him, ngige may be the winner. this is a big fraud from peter obi!!
Politics / Re: Lagos Near Self Sufficiency In Power Generation by bodmasfem(m): 2:03pm On Oct 03, 2013
taharqa: The lart time I checked, Election is still about 2 years away...


election period is just a year and two months away. in fact, by the middle of next year, the tension abt electioneering campaign will be high
Politics / Re: Plane Crash In Lagos At Airport Road MMIA Near Toll Gate by bodmasfem(m): 1:31pm On Oct 03, 2013
dhardline: The jet was carrying the corpse of the later governor.some1 really doesnt like that man

no! it shows that the man was a wicked man when he was alive! I must tell u the truth, ondo state people dont like him because of his wickedness when he was alive.
Politics / Re: Lagos Near Self Sufficiency In Power Generation by bodmasfem(m): 12:27pm On Oct 03, 2013
taharqa: GEJ is right about now in Kogi to commission a 456MW Geregu II Power Plant which he built from scratch in about 3 years, part of 10 new Power Plants already built (a few almost completing) which wud provide a total of about 5000MW within d same period- this is apart d many Substations and thousands of kms of Transmission/Distributions Lines bn built across d nation; whilst, Fashola is commissioning very BIG Diesel Generators that wud light up only a few Govt offices and adjourning Street Lights!! And this even when d only reason Oga Fash is building these Big Generators- less than 10MW if am not mistaken- (which is a good thing by d way) is cos a certain GEJ has painstakingly undertaken the very complex job of Reforming/Liberalising d Power Market and implementing d Power Electricity Act (as acknowledged by Fashola here) as well as the fact that a large chunck of d money d LASG used in funding these mini power plants came from d CBN's #300bn Power/Aviation Fund set up by GEJ..... Oh, Yea! We know who d Action man and d Noisemaker (if there is any) wud be.... You, my frnd, are reali 'caseless'.


is that not the way they have been commissioning power plant towards election period but power situation continues to be bad? the last time I checked, power generation is still below 3000MW as at today, so what are u saying?
Politics / Re: Lagos Near Self Sufficiency In Power Generation by bodmasfem(m): 12:17pm On Oct 03, 2013
the last time I checked, power generation is still below 3000mw as at today, so what are u saying?
Politics / List Of Names Of Christian Excos In APC by bodmasfem(m): 6:25am On Jul 03, 2013
LIST OF ALL PROGRESSIVES CONGRESS
(APC)
INTERIM OFFICERS WHO ARE CHRISTIANS
Contrary to the malicious, false, vile,
mischievous and pernicious
propaganda dished out by fifth columnists, hired
agents
and PDP apologists that there are no
Christians in the Interim National
Executive
Committee of the All Progressives Congress,
APC the following are Christians in the
Committee –
1. Otunba Niyi Adebayo, ACN, Ekiti State,
APC National Vice Chairman (South-
West). 2. Chief (Knight) Tom Ikimi, ACN, Edo
State,APC National Vice Chairman,
South/
South
3. Mr. Uzo Igbonwa, ACN, Anambra
State , APC Deputy National Youth Leader
4. Chief Kenneth Kobani, ACN, Rivers
State,
APC National Ex-Officio (South/South)
5. Mr. Antibass El-Nathan, ACN, Taraba
State, APC National Ex-Officio (North- East)
6. Emma Eneuku , ANPP, Enugu State,
APC
National Welfare Secretary
7. Nelson Alapa, ANPP, Benue State, APC
National EX-Officio (North Central) 8. James Ocholi (SAN), CPC, Kogi State,
APC
National Deputy Legal Adviser
9. Sharon Ikeazor, CPC, Anambra State,
APC
National Women Leader 10. Pastor BD Lawal, CPC Adamawa
State,
APC National Ex-Officio (North-East)
11. Senator Annie Okonkwo, APGA,
Anambra
State, APC National Deputy Chairman 12. Senator Ositsa Izunaso, APGA, Imo
State,
APC National Organizing Secretary
13. Sunday Chukwu, APGA, Ebonyi
State, APC
Deputy National Secretary 14. Dr Jok Alamba, APGA, Plateau State,
APC
National Ex-Officio
15. Dr Anyim Nyerere, APGA, Abia State,
APC
National Vice Chairman (South-East) 16. Emeka-Olisa Akamukali, DPP, Delta
State,
APC National Auditor
17. Sir Romanus Egbunike, DPP, Imo
State,
APC Deputy National Welfare Secretary. Note: Barrister Sharon Ikeazor, APC
National
Women Leader was falsely listed as a
Muslim
in the list circulated by the hired agents
and fifth columnists

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Jokes Etc / If U Dont Want A Bad Day, Dont Go Near Woman's Phone by bodmasfem(m): 3:49pm On Jun 28, 2013
Make we laff small abeg...
If u are a man and u wan2 live long, pls dnt go near ur woman's phone unless u hav shock-absorbers­­ like me. I just got home now and met my neighbour(Emeka­­)crying like a baby,then we got talking.
Me: Mekus wetin happen now...who die nau
Emeka: Bros na Amaka o
Me: chizoooooosu!!!­­amaka don die?
Emeka: my brother had it bn she even die sef I no go cry...dis girl has finished me ooo
Me: oya pls calm down and tel me wat happened
Emeka: Can u imagine Amaka dat av bn paying her school fees up2 her final year nowuse idiot 2 save my name in her phone....
Me: mshhhhhhhhhhh na d idiot dey pain ueven makin u cry? U get time my broda...
Emeka: Bros no be d idiot dey pain me,d tin is dat my own idiot is idiot number 18
Me: hmmm my broda manage d idiot nau,afterall my own girl dat i wan to marry use Evangelist David 2 save my name in her phone...
Emeka: (laughing now) na waoo atleast dat one is even beta...
Me: shut up! Wen I scrolled d phone further I saw 3 other evangelists(Ibe­­,Timothy and JacoB),then 2 pastors(Mike and Anthony),and den 4 Apostles(Chidi,­­Samuel,Mike,Gr­e­g),den2 Rev(Chika and Ifeanyi)and then one bishop Francis....
Emeka: hahahahahahaha may be dat bishop is d general overseer of her heart and u be ordinary branch pastor!!!! hahahahaa

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Politics / New Break Down Of Nigerian Senators' Salaries And Allawaces by bodmasfem(m): 3:08pm On Jun 25, 2013
A New Breakdown of Nigerian Senators
SALARIES & ALLOWANCES.
Basic Salary (BS) = N2,484,245.50
Hardship Allowance: 50% of Basic Salary = N1,242,122.75. Constituency allowance: 200%of BS = N4,968,509.00.
Furniture Allowance: 300% of BS = N7,452,736.50.
Newspaper allowance: 50% = N1,242,122.70.
Wardrobe allowance: 25% = N621,061.37.
Recess Allowance: 10% = N248,424.55.
Accommodation: 200% = N4,968,509.00.
Utilities: 30% = N828,081.83.
Domestic Staff: 35% = N863,184.12.
Entertainment: 30% = N828,081.83.
Personal Assistance: 25% = N621,061.37.
Vehicle Maintenance Allowance: 75% = N1,863,184.12.
Leave Allowance : 10% = N248,424.55
One off payments (Severance gratuity): 300% = N7,452,736.50. Motor Vehicle Allowance: 400% of BS = N9,936,982.00.
Total per month = N29,479, 749.00.

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Politics / State Allocations For May, 2013. by bodmasfem(m): 8:05am On Jun 20, 2013
Below is the STATE ALLOCATION FOR MAY 2013
1. Akwa Ibom. 31LGCs. N69.4bn
2. Rivers. 23 LGCs. N67.6bn
3. Delta. 23 LGCs. N62.2bn
4. Bayelsa. 8 LGCs. N50.4bn
5. Kano. 44 LGCs. N34.5bn
6. Lagos. 20 LGCs. N30.0bn
7. Katsina. 34 LGCs. N25.5bn
8. Ondo. 18 LGCs. N24.8bn
9. Oyo. 33 LGCs. N24.6bn
10.Kaduna. 23 LGCs. N23.7bn
11 BORNO. 27 LGCS. 22.1BN
12 NIGER. 25 LGCS. 22.1BN
13.IMO. 27LGCS. 21.9BN
14.JIGAWA. 27LGCS. 21.6bn
15.BAUCHI. 20LGCS. 21.4BN
16.EDO. 18LGCS. 20.6BN
17.BENUE. 23LGCS.20.2BN
18.SOKOTO. 23LGCS. 19.8BN
19.KOGI. 21LGCS. 18.8BN
20.OSUN. 30LGCS. 18.76BN
21.ANAMBRA. 21LGCS. 18.74BN
22.ADAMAWA. 21LGCS. 18.6BN
23.KEBBI. 21LGCS. 18.3BN
24.OGUN. 20LGCS. 17.8BN
25.ABIA. 17LGCS. 17.48BN
26.TARABA. 16LGCS. 17.3BN
27.YOBE. 17LGCS. 17BN
28.PLATEAU. 17LGCS. 16.9BN
29.ZAMFARA. 14LGCS. 16.7BN
30.CROSS RIVERS. 18LGCS. 16.5BN
31.ENUGU. 17LGCS. 16.4BN
32.KWARA. 16LGCS. 15.6BN
33.EKITI. 16LGCS. 13.8BN
34.NASSARAWA. 13LGCS. 13.67BN
35.GOMBE. 11LGCS. 13.65
36.EBONYI. 13LGCS. 12.6BN
37.FCT-ABUJA. 6LGCS. 3.2BN
STATES TOTAL: 894BILLION NAIRA
38 FGN/FCT. 730BN
39 NCS/FIRS. 6BN
GRAND TOTAL: 1.6TRILLION NAIRA
one month from now, they will share another trillion naira so what results do we get from this trillions being shared monthly from these political rogues ?
Education / Unbelievable Nigerian Unity Schools' Cut-off Marks by bodmasfem(m): 12:36pm On Jun 10, 2013
U-N-B-E-L-I-E-V -A-B-L-E!
Nigerian Unity Schools Cut Off Mark
Anambra state -139, Yobe state - 2, Taraba state - 3, Zamfara state - 2, Sokoto - 9, Kebbi state - 9, Osun state -127......
The trend which is gradually becoming a permanent fixture in Nigeria, in which Northern states are allotted very low cut-off marks for entrance into Federal Unity Colleges,while those in the South are allotted higher cut-off marks continues in 2013, as the Federal Ministry of Education’s documents on the cut-off marks for the various reveals.
Whereas, a pupil from Anambra irrespective of gender is expected to score at least 139 to gain admission into the schools, a male pupil from Yobe and a female from Zamfara is required to score only 2. Students who score above the cut-off are automatically eligible foradmission on merit.
The Education ministry advised parents to check the results of their wards which have been posted on notice board of all Unity Colleges throughout the Federation.
Below is the full list of the cut-off marks for all36 states of the federation, as well as the FCT.
Abia – Male(130) Female(130)
Adamawa – Male(62) Female(62)
Akwa-Ibom – Male(123) Female(123)
Anambra – Male(139) Female(139)
Bauchi – Male(35) Female(35)
Bayelsa – Male(72) Female(72)
Benue – Male(111) Female(111)
Borno – Male(45) Female(45)
Cross-Rivers – Male(97) Female(97)
Delta – Male(131) Female(131)
Ebonyi – Male(112) Female(112)
Edo – Male(127) Female(127)
Ekiti – Male(119) Female(119)
Enugu – Male(134) Female(134)
Gombe – Male(58) Female(58)
Imo – Male(138) Female(138)
Jigawa – Male(44) Female(44)
Kaduna – Male(91) Female (91)
Kano – Male(67) Female(67)
Kastina – Male(60) Female(60)
Kebbi – Male(9) Female(20)
Kogi – Male(119) Female(119)
Kwara – Male(123) Female(123)
Lagos – Male(133) Female(133)
Nassarawa – Male(58) Female(58)
Niger – Male(93) Female(93)
Ogun – Male(131) Female(131)
Ondo – Male(126) Female(126)
Osun – Male(127) Female(127)
Oyo – Male(127) Female(127)
Plateau – Male(97) Female(97)
Rivers – Male(118) Female(118)
Sokoto – Male(9) Female(13)
Taraba – Male(3) Female(11)
Yobe – Male(2) Female(27)
Zamfara – Male(4) Female(2)
FCT Abuja – Male(90) Female(90)
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Politics / Plot To Suspend Yanko, Aliyu Tears PDP Apart by bodmasfem(m): 7:44am On Jun 10, 2013
Plot to suspend Nyako,
Aliyu tears PDP apart.
Governors Murtala Nyako (Adamawa
State) and Babangida Aliyu (Niger) are
next in line for sanction by the PDP for
alleged anti-party activities, it was
gathered last night. The plot to suspend them is already
tearing the National Working
Committee (NWC) of the party apart. The PDP has suspended two of its
governors- Rotimi Amaechi (Rivers)
and Aliyu Wamakko (Sokoto), in the
last two weeks for alleged
insubordination and the National
Chairman, Alhaji Bamanga Tukur has warned that the party leadership will
no longer tolerate indiscipline ahead
of the 2015 elections. Nyako, Aliyu and Wamakko are
believed to have voted for Amaechi
during the disputed election of the
chairman of the Nigeria Governors
Forum (NGF).
Politics / What Is The Problem Of The Northern Politians? by bodmasfem(m): 10:44am On Jun 07, 2013
1. Vice President -North.
2. Senate President -North.
3. Speaker House of Reps – North.
4. PDP National Chairman – North.
5. Head of Service – North.
6. INEC Chairman – North.
7. Inspector General of Police – North.
8. CBN Governor – North.
9. Chief Justice of federation – North.
10. President Court of Appeal – North.
11. EFCC Chairman – North.
12. President Federal high court – North.
13. National Security Adviser – North.
14. Chief of Defense Staff – North.
15. Controller, Customs Service – North.
16. Controller Prison Services – North.
17. Richest man in Africa – North.
18. 85% of Petroleum Marketers in Nigeria – Northerners .
19. 80% of Oil Block Owners in Nigeria – Northerners.
20. 99% of beggars in Nigeria – Northerners
21. Boko Haram – North.
22. Anti-Biafra – Northerners.
23. Yet, the Poorest states in Nigeria and Educationally backward areas in Nigeria are inthe North.
24. 8 former heads of state(Tafawa Balewa, Yakubu Gowon, Murtala Muhammad, Shehu Shagari, Buhari, IBB, Sani Abacha, Abdulsalam Abubakar)- North.
Now ASK yourself, what is the problem of the Northerners?

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