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stephenqueen:






Chai I no fit forget the first day I drank coconut water.Me wey no sabi book before, I just dey score zero the week I drank it . Ma grandma begin dey wonder say why I dey score zero, pikin wey dey score 2/10 before dey score zero. Na hin I confess to ma grandma that I drank out of the water of the coconut she brought from farm, cum see as ma grandma shout haaaaaa iwo omo buruku yi o le mowe mo( you no fit sabi book again) . But thank God say the following week, na 8/10 I dey score


Guy no be lie ooooo, ijebu people dey stingy die (apologies to ijebu people for NL, kingtom inclusive )
If your papa be ijebu man you , if u ask him to buy laptop for u na calculator hin go buy.If hin wife ask for money for food stuff, hin go say make hin wife bring the list say hin go get am for market himself.Inshort dem be akagun!!!! .Na why kingtom never marry and the mumu don get money.ijebu people I hail una oooooo Guy, you get liver dey yab Ijebus! But I no go vex plenty as you don hail!



If you live in the village and you whistle at the night snake go enter ur house o




Ma grandma mumu me no be small, I could remember one day when we were working at the farm. So wen ah come tire ma grandma told me to go rest under mango tree, the next thing I see for ma head na bird poo,na hin meself dey happy say I go rich


No be lie ooooo, abòki people sabi shine shoe ah swear and their money no dey cost. ( apologies to abòkis in the house)



Our polithiefcian wey dey barb low skin wetin dem dey do, dem no dey steal our money


*MODIFIED
Make I add ma own

If you top another person belle you no go get money until the pikin started making money

If you drink mango after sharking garri u go die

If you swallow an orange seed, a tree would grow on your stomach

Satan eats your biscuit when it falls

If you eat fowl yansh u go dey gossip

If you marry Mami water u go get money

Equalizer:
What about the deaf and dumb people

skillsbaba:
It was going to be a very good workers day holiday but due to the nature of my work i still had to go to work today. As i got to the park, i rushed into the front seat of the next bus on the queue because i hate being packed in the back seat like sardines (even sardines have more spaces now since they started putting only 2 pieces). When the bus got filled, the driver collected his money and jumped into the driver's seat and that was when the first shock hit me.
If you look closely to the picture below, inside the circled line, you will see a something looking like a dirty chewing stick, well dear readers, that's the car key.
The driver stuck the key to the ignition twisted it like 6 times and the car came alive.
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The next thing that caught my eye was the gear stick. The stick was so old and worn out that after shifting the gear, the stick always falls on my seat as support as seen in the picture below
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How can i leave out the power steering
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As the journey from NAHCO park to Ikeja medical road continued, i noticed that some brownish dust fell on me at every gallop, that was when i looked up to the roof of the car and behold it was bare. Stock to the bare metallic roof was an umbrella. (see image below) What the f**k is an umbrella doing in the roof? Does the roof leak while it rained? Immediately i imagined myself holding up an umbrella inside a car to shield myself from rain. It was so hilarious. I didn't know when i cracked a mild chuckle, attracting the attention of the driver and the guy beside me.
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I decided to look round the car, that was when i noticed the garbage i was in. The car has lost all its insulations, no stereo or air vents, dusty rags line the windshield. The bus was not all that bad, atleast it could still move (at snail speed) though it shook like a vibrator and one more thing; the side mirrors were still intact!!! Yeah!!! he wins!!!
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I came out of the car feeling dirty and shook up coupled with the fact that I'm going to work on a public holiday.

CHM11:
Pls stop this rubbish...how can u be eating from pot and reading at the same time,...I had an outstanding result from the same Uniben without doing all these show offs.

Lived in BDPA, partied, clubbed, went to night class, played football and had a very stable social/academic life, made a 4.32 at the end of the day.

Uniben is one of the best schools, its a tough school academically but if you know your onions and you don't allow schizophrenia and anxiety get to you, you will blast.

And please next time respect schools like Unilag, UI, OAU and a few others because out here in the Industry and real life, people from these schools also represent and they also do quite well.



Please take that picture away from there jare and stop embarrassing my alma mata..
All these hall 4/hall 3 boys !!!!
Reading, drinking garri, eating beans and snapping at the same time....such unnecessary show of foolishness.

People will start thinking Uniben students drink garri too much now which is not the case.... We got classy smart and intelligent guys there...people who are on 3-5 scholarships at once

AyoTizzy:
lolz...i don't think soldiers are that daft to beat innocent ppl..morova d third guy won't be alive afta dat much strokes..

yinkus4u2c:
its true...very true but not all of them.
i tink d nature of their work causes it

dhammyg: OP THANKS FOR MAKING ME LAUGH


ABEG NAIRALANDERS TODAY NA MY BIRTHDAY.I WILL REALLY APPRECIATE IF Y'ALL COULD CONGRATULATE ME ON THIS HAPPY DAY

oyesiju: my parent own is bigger than that one,anyways they are still using it,interestingly my dad buy it b4 he marry my mum about 40 years ago.

Clemzy16: Benin was worst. The Rain lasted for more than 9 hours¡ now that`s a record|

ilugunboy: Methinks some people in this Presidency are paid to ensure this type of goof doesn't happen...or is it that the woman just elect to do things on her own?.