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V3dash: Hmmm even dis,

one two bulkle my shoe,
3, 4....

U can see i don forget self



hip, mother hip.. Mother hipopo..
Pio pio mother hipopo and tm tm mother hipopotamous..!!!


Now da day is over, night is dowhmmm eeehn
shadow of dat spirit.....


Twinkle twinkle little star, uuuur urur ur yoh yoh
hmm yoh little ..
Like ur father in the pot...


Clap for me ooooh...
I try but dn almost forget all... Na pako school i take grow jareee Lol! Pio, pio, and tm, tm!

slimyem: Day by day dear lord o this three three thy way..
To see the more dearly,lor the more dearly,follow the more dearly day by day...eh..eh eh..Amen.

alstacs: This your 4 month old must be an angel to be making signs at that age.

kaslaw: Dis decbemer in d villa i lost mah phone nd a man picked it as i called nd ask me mah fadas name hole nd behold he brought d phone 2 mah house

wesley80: @OP, Person wey no read your post well go think say you dey stay for Kensington Palace Gardens in London!
Any of these ring a bell? Marikana mine riots - 32 dead, Worse crime rate in the world, home of Soweto all stars, Rape more common than pure water sachet, ubiquitous male-nyash observers (homo thingz), Wetinnnnnnn no be South Africa again?
Truth SA is years ahead of Nigeria with great infrastructure and much different challenges but please please please dont regale us with tales of superb everything cos we know that just like our dear Naija, not everything is superb. Dont use your 504 to remind me my Fathers beetle is crap - no be person dey ride Ferarri? Bros abeg park well jare.

omo_to_dun: Why is no one thanking the people who paid for her bills? Why is no one thanking the medical doctors?

Equalizer: Money is good. So HIV now has fast and permanent cure.

بوكو حرام: Goldie die, dem say na End Time Sign.

GEJ sacks Airline boss, End time.

Shakira delivers a baby boy, End time.

Where in the bible or Koran does it says Google shoes is one of the signs of end time? Any good tech advancement, na end time. Una no dey use brain think at all ni?

Dude are you for real or just to make mouth?

MAYOWAAK: I am aware that many of us were fed with stories of pregnancies trapped in women for 3 years by witches and wizards. Perhaps I expected too much by assuming we have outgrown such stories. It seems my assumption is incorrect. Now, a foetus is said to be at term after completing 37 weeks in the uterus of its mother. Some are born before this 37 weeks. These are the premature babies(provided they have attained the age of viability - this varies depending on how sophisticated Neonatal care is in that society. Age of viability in America and Britain is 24 completed weeks of gestation. Someone once mentioned that it is about 20 weeks in Australia(I'm not sure). Age of viability in Nigeria is 28 weeks. These premature babies stand a good chance of survival with proper neonatal care. As there are babies who 'make haste' to leave the womb - the premature ones I just talked about - so are there those who stay beyond their due date. The longer they remain in the womb, the higher the risks of placenta insufficiency (that effectively starves them of nutrients and oxygen), infections and demise. This risks get considerably high by 4 weeks post-date such that even the most optimistic obstetrician would induce labour or deliver the baby by Caesarian section. So, when a clown comes around to tell us she was pregnant for 25 months. We have every right to get angry for attempting to insult our sensibilities. Before even the 11th month, the foetus would have died, become macerated, and caused grave complications like overwhelming sepsis, diseminated intravascular coagulopathy etc in the mother. Without serious intervention, even the mother would be no more. Don't swallow all I have said cos I am no authority in this field. Verify with the aim of finding faults. I am a learner too. But certain things are stupid even to an apprentice.

dopeJemi:

*sprinkLes HoLy water on the thread*

U all r covered wiv d bLood of Jesus


Death, why did u take d lives of justus esiri and goLdie when we av d likes of dese two here on earth.. Why?

chiover: The handsome and the troll

tchidi: MJ that just went abroad to shoot a movie, una say e don born? With this baby that's at least 2months old? Kai! Nigerians sha!

kingoflag: Ummm... cause they got access to be checked out in foreign hospitals, and their medical bills paid for by the ignorant citizens of The Federal Republic Of Nigeria.

Roland17: THE TRUTH IS, THESE ACTORS KNOW WHY THEY ARE KILLING THEMSELVES, THERE IS SO MUCH HATE AND STRUGGLE FOR POWER, DOMINANCE AND PROMINENCE IN THE INDUSTRY.. ITS NO LONGER A NORMAL COINCIDENCE THAT THEY ARE DROPPING DEAD EVERY WEEK..

RIP ESIRI, YOUR ROLE IN THINGS FALL APART REMAINS MY BEST MEMORY ABOUT YOUR PERSONALITY

sagytarius™:
Kweke!
It was Tom West; later Francis Agu, Ashley Nwosu, David Ihezie, Sam Loco, Geraldine Ekeocha, Pete Eneh, Enebeli Elebuwa. Now Justus Esiri. O gaa o. Why do you have to list all these dead people? Couldn't you just express your symphaties and move on? As if you are keeping tabs! Mtchew!
RIP Sirs/Ma'am.

skales: my friend just said "so Mr President does not need to give account of how he spent it (the kitchen allowance in d budget). If he is called for the account, he has to present the boy to senate and that answers all questions"

ogugua88: [size=13pt]See as N2 billion dey show for the boy body.[/size]

adaobi123: there was a post like this before.....
anyways tiwa abeg cover up, you're going to be a married woman soon.

Mad Cow: I am with the father on this one....


This is one case where medical murder should be allowed.. Looking at the pictures, I doubt a separation would be possible without one or both dying. They should however try the separation first though, and should that fail, give them an honourable exit.

And someone said God does not make mistakes..

wheesin: Which kind papa be dis...use scissors divide them now, must they die !

Mad Cow: I am definitely thinking what you are thinking, which is; You have an IQ of - 50..

Your post is so retaarded I wonder if you are an slowpoke..