₦airaland Forum

Timoleon:
Always a fake story.

Backwards neighborhoods like these, you can hurt your rival by raising false alarms based in superstitions. Dumb heads will spring into mob action and lynch the person. If taking a person’s dickk is possible by touch, we’d all be dickless. Our markets are crowded, you can’t use public transport with being touched. A ‘dickk stealer’ would easily sit in between two men in our buses and get off without any suspicions. Alas it’s just superstition, everyone gets home with their dickks every freaking day.

The police must arrest the person raising the false alarm and catch scapegoats amongst the mob that tortured the man.

What I'm trying to understand is when Calabar became a "backwards neighbourhood"?!

OP,
I fit bet say na weed give you those "revelations"😂! It can only be weed. Of all things for god to show you miraculously, na excel spread sheet you dey see. How very convenient!

ManirBK:
We Nigerians are proud with you Thanks for your commitment

Na who dey follow you dey proud of drug lord ?

mrvitalis:
So you want them to build the house and dash people?

The millions that pay that in rent... Housing is not for everyone it's meant for people who can afford it

Owing a house by paying less than $1000 a year is a steal

Average income in Nigeria is about $2000 dollars pay year so a man and his wife should at least earn $5000 yearly and if you can't spare 20% for a house of your own


Then it's no bodies fault

Much as you slyly failed to answer my question, I agree with you that not every Nigerian "should own" a house, but every head should enjoy the liberty of a decent roof as daily shelter.

You don't erode the purchasing power of a people, then seek that they spend half of the annual earnings just on renting an apartment. You have to be a very callous Capitalist to make a case for this argument. Because nothing excuses the fact that you just posited that it's alright for a man who's earning 2000 dollars annually, to spend half of that amount on annual rents. How is he supposed to foot medical bills? Or pay the tuition? Or keep up with feeding three or more mouths? How does he go about saving for rainy days?

And you forget that lots of homes that are considered "the middle class" have just the men bringing home any reasonable income. So it's befuddling how you arrived at annual earnings in an average Nigerian family to total around 5000 dollars.

In a country where more than half the working population earns 100K or lower😂? Nigga, please!

The article is poorly scripted. They spent over half of the write-up extolling the profile of DCP Eloho instead of giving comprehensive details of the fraud cases under investigation. Some journalists know next to nothing about the rudiments of proper reportage.

mrvitalis:
This is easy to get

In fact let me break it down in case

Implement a housing tax regime of 15% rental value of every house in Nigeria

We have a minimum of 20 million house with a rental value average of say 1 million pet year that's 150,000 x 20,000,000
.. That's 3 trillion

Use this money to give to banks to create a housing mortgage system... Banks can build develop housing low income houses in regions that needs them

Blocks of flash 2 bedroom and 3 bedrooms... Going for 10 million to 20 million each... With a good credit score and 20% down payment you can get a Margate at 5% interest rate for 20 years... So for 15 million house

You would be paying 790k mortgage per year plus your 15% rental value tax

This 3 trillion can build 250,000 flats and generate generate close to 20 billion I'm rental tax to government

Plus additional 50 billion tax from profits from banks
70 billion minimum per year and about 200 billion loan repayment

So you have 270 billion yearly now yo build more flats to sale and boom in 10 years the system can generate over 3 trillion yearly for the government


But what do I know

Cheaper houses for Nigerians,

How many Nigerian families can afford to cough up a million naira as annual rentage?

On Saturday, same Shettima claimed insecurity in the North East alone has caused collateral damages worth about 9 billion dollars. Today he's quoting 21 trillion naira as the needed amount to bridge housing deficits in Nigeria.

For people who rubbished Peter Obi during the campaigns, from whence the infamous "na statistics we go chop" was birthed from the old cranium of that Aso rock drug lord, Tinubu's administration seems to have embraced more bogus statistics than the efforts they're making at delivering governance😂.

You want to use 21 trillion naira to build about 28million apartments, how? Is each one going to be a duplex? Will the houses be situated in the posh areas of each capital city? The way these thieves quote amounts, the outcome of this government just might dwarf the thieving efforts of Buhari's failed administration.

APOPTOSIS:
This is more of love-making than sex to me.
In casual sex, wombs are shifted, it's like an Olympic game. No affection nor emotions are attached. Men don't make love to prostitutes, they rather have casual sex with them and walk away like they will never meet again.

However, love-making goes beyond vigorous exercise and miles per hour. In it, there's romance and ambience, with exquisite candlelighting, pheromones impulsivity, angelic beddings and roses as facilitators.

So, I can deduce he was probably making Love to her. Love-making is sensual & erotic. U don't shift the womb of a woman you Love. Never!
That of the other Yoruba Lady called Tiwa can also be likened to Love-making. You could see the fantasy, orchestra and unrelenting ever ready erogenous centers that were inflamed.

You must Choose your intercourse wisely.
Some Ladies are built for casual sex while some are designed for Love-making. For example, a lady that stinks has nothing to do with Love-making, else the odor will be more marked.

Ah ah!
Kuntus Chairman😂!
I hail your expert choice of descriptive vocabularies.

Adaisback:
I have seen it all. Angel Michael should just appear and blow the trumpet o coz that no 11, 18, 26 , 27, 28 no go work. 18 go work small for me but not fully

No worries, I don't put out specifications or make unnecessary demands, so we'll pretty much have a liberal matrimony😊.

Adaisback:
English don tire me jare, so let me speak pidgin jeje. That old Baba did not consider his age before stealing our mandate, if he want my forgiveness, he should come and steal you join

Haba😂!
I thought you loved me?

Serap and ultimatums/court cases are five and six..😂.
That's how they and Amnesty International chased Buhari from pillar to post for 8years, and the daura failure just played dumb as if the organisations don't exist.

accordadoga29:
We are tired of seeing cannabis abeg.

Anyone caught with cannabis should be whipped with usb cable at the back of the neck.

When I read ‘drugs’, I was expecting to see cocaine again by the usual ambassadors

Let "Igbo" breathe!
Stop criminalising cannabis ! It is our responsibility.

Acekidc4:
Since Tinubu become President,our Army have been Performing better than before!! This is highly Commendable 🤗

Abi criminals, bandits and terrorists have ramped up their daredevil activities bayi?

Maliqcious:
mumu na her meat you won chop before

Yes actually.

helinues:
Next time, write in pidgin

I'd rather not. Pidgin might be your default language, but it stresses me the fvck out! Not my fault if your understanding of concepts is lax at best🤷‍♂️.

helinues:
See, na court go fit settle this matter

If I asked you to provide proofs for @ emboldened, would you be able to?

When hour mature, you might even be too weak and drained to be asking for proof😂.. Calm down fess!

helinues:
Toh

Then go to court and file a petition against me

Do I look like I'm cut out for all of that buffoonery😂? After all, it's your people who are already lamenting.

If you like vote a donkey into Aso rock, fact remains that there are Nigerians like us you'll never find soliciting for alms and assistance on social media platforms.

helinues:
Did I subject anyone to hunger?

No.
The party and politicians you have consistently and vigorously supported over the past 8years, are responsible for subjecting people to hunger and penury. And now that the scorecards are starting to trickle in, best you can muster in response is a half-hearted "toh".

helinues:
Toh

Not surprising you've got nothing else to say.

gare:
What's wrong with it ? Me i de find to buy 😂😂

You dey find Naija football jersey to buy? Why please ? What is it for? No tell me say you dey reason to wear am take waka sha!

egopersonified:
Maybe they are being paid to do this. And to prepare the Nigerian audience for Nigerian porn, just like they are trying to promote LGBT. They might be using social media as regular tv stations would be sanctioned.

Whatever the intent behind all of this public nudity display is, I'm pretty certain the contrary is what's being achieved. It's becoming sickening to be having adults having sex in front of cameras and attempting to use same for public validation.

Airlord2030:
her big fat toto 😂😂😂😂

But omo that girl breast big pig😂😂😂

This is sexual profiling o😂! I no follow you for this path.

ba7man:
Peter Obi dey Arise TV gate right now as I dey type.

Wetin Obi dey find for Arise Tv gate abeg ?

You people play too much on nairaland.. !

Thekaghan:
you walked me back the memory lane by mentioning Sabon gari. Lovely place (Kano sodom and Gomorrah )especially at night NYSC days

That place eh ! The memories will always linger. Sabon Gari in Kano, then Sabo, television garage and Neco junction environs in Kaduna.

God knows those are places to cruise with minimal resources.

What are Nigerians using our Calabar men preeks for na..😂? So they don't want us to be able to satisfy our women again? We're becoming endangered species o!

enemyofprogress:
boat of dem no sabi fok

The guy don do the one wey him fit. Another nigga go continue from where him stop.😂. No be do or die affair!

Badadvisor:
Yes i love being bitten it turns me on real bad 😁
But not real hard bite o

Everyone with different fetish Bro

I don comot hands for your matter.. ! I leave you to god. You pass my power.

IconicR:
Ceec will win
Period

Don't beat me na..

So in other words, the NLC and the Labour Party under Obi's candidacy, are no longer bed mates abi? That same NLC has now metamorphosed to working with Tinubu😂?

Una no go kill us with conspiracy theories for this nairaland, gaskiya!

We don't know her over here. Moving on...

IconicR:
The winner is between Ceec and ilebaye you can take this to the banks
You don't even follow the show like we do but you are arguing

😂.
I juss like stressing you.
Even if I don't follow the show, I've seen enough of CeeC to know she won't win. Baye just might cut it, but I don't like her so I don't want her to win.