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Denikayan:
Why!

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What hurts the most is that I won't have the opportunity to get an iphone X. Was already planning to go hang around MTN Ikoyi just in case it's bursted.

they say share country he say no, see if e burst na ipad i go take o with latest flat screen tv

share the country you say no

maybe she just found out the guy is a yahoo guy.

i fell victim also gat to marry her bcoz my life was at stake

my friend if you put nigeria matter in your mind to sleep , you might not wake up

Bet9ja everywhere and the scammers dont want to repent

We need this in naija too

I’m still surprised at how guys fall in love with a Nigerian girl.

that bet guy is a thief
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these guys are scammers and game you won't see

these yahoo guys are walking corpse

Are you wasting your energy in what you know that it will not work? My people, Africa naa
Africa.. Oyibo naa Oyibo.
What works for the White Man has no 100% formulae nor guarantee that it must work in
Africa..
That word CIVIL, a sibling of "civilian" and "civilization" does not pose as a good adjective
in Nigeria ..
Civil protest is moi moi for Africans and their leaders. And you don't blame them. We were
all born like that..
We understand Military disobedience better.
.
As a kid, I saw a white boy get angry in a movie and he told the mother, "mom, I ain't
eating your food anymore".. The mother knelt down and started begging.. In fact she
cried..
Two days after, my mum got me angry in a worse case scenario and I was like "mama, I
am not eating your food again! Mbanuuuuu.."
My mum smiled and said, "tenkiu nwa m.. Good son! Minus one! Now I can fend for the
rest.. Over feeding was even worrying you!"
Next she turned to my siblings, "if any of you dare give him a grain of rice from this House
again.. Consider yourself dead!"
My bothers ate well, licking all their phlanages..
.
The next meal.. I knelt down and cried that, "ulcer is excavating a borrow pit in my large
intestine!"
.
That's why no one resigns in Nigeria. If my siblings had protested too.. Maybe the point
would have been driven in. But no.. They shared my own food. Taa cha anu.. Taa àzú..
.
Same way you Will resign today in a protest.. Your Umunna will call you a big fool and
another from Ebonyi is installed by the fulanis the next morning..
Even your Pastor will be wondering why he slept last night and allowed village people to
confuse you with mere red hanky..
.
White boy will walk away from the house and their mum will run all down the street
begging, " Johnny please don't do this. Please come home! Don't walk away! Dad and I
Love s you"
.
But in Naija, your father will pursue you with machete and when you run away, he will be
screaming down the road.. "si kwa there Gbafuooo!! Don't come back to this house again!
Amadioha carry you from there!"..
.
In my youth days, my dad's friend, late # Nnanna_Ukaegbu went on hunger strike at
Assumpta Cathedral roundabout Owerri against the government of Sani Abacha..
His people were like, who send am. Big men that can mumu sometimes.. The government
no blink.. Small small.. Hunku begin deteriorate.. Naa so e ask for water.. Next milk.. Milk..
I am sure that when he dived eba and good okro soup.. He wouldn't know..
.
So how then do you expect such society to begat children and leaders that will understand
hunger strikes, peaceful protests, boycotts, sit outs, resignations etc..
.
The man that climbed a high rise billboard somewhere last week in Nigeria, asking for the
sack the Muhammadu Buhari government only graced social media for a minute.
Nigerians began tagging it, "stupid man! He even have the energy to climb!".. Some kept
screaming "jump naa!!! Wetin hold you for there!!"..
No negotiators came.. When the man heard the advice of some owls in the middle of the
night, only gawd knows where he climbed down and hid himself..
.
That's how much we cherish civility. IPOB and Nnamdi Kanu would have had more talks
with government if they went the Boko Haram and NDA way.
If they brandished one AK47 and one double bar.. Akuko for de a bit straight up..
.
A country that protesting senators are tear gassed? Soldiers called to stop labour union
and student protests? Lethal bullets are used on religious protesters??
Even the citizens are separating motives of a protest in tribal, religious and party lines??
What on earth can be done rightly?
.
Nigerians love doing the opposite of things. Tell them to sit at home.. They will all come
out..
If Ipob swore with Amadioha that everybody should come out on election day.. Them go
kuku boycott..
But we shall continue..
We shall not capitulate..
We shall sing the Lord's song in a strange land. Fight and win civil. Use flags, protest and
songs. We shall use microphones and radios just the way it's done naa mba ofesii and not
only PVC vs APC..

adh

I ended a relationship with my girlfriend few days ago, now her father has willed a lot of
properties plus $150million to her.
Am so confused, I don't know how to get her back.
I think I need to tell her am pregnant for her.

I ended a relationship with my girlfriend few days ago, now her father has willed a lot of
properties plus $150million to her.
Am so confused, I don't know how to get her back.
I think I need to tell her am pregnant for her.

jesus christ

ShameOnAPC:
Buhari means disaster. If anyone says "I Buhari you", better beg the person because that's a big curse

guy u funny die......I buhari your enemy

princessayesha:
This is very unfortunate. Nigerian Army deserves your gratitude not insult. If they are not doing it right go and join them so that you can correct them.

join fire...... I mean serious waste

my children can never be a soldier because nigeria soldiers are waste

olasco18:
dumb head....u can't think on ur own....na copy and paste u do and manage graduate from school abi

why didn't u also copy and paste too...I forgive u

A good woman is hard to find, when you find one, get her pregnant..

headimophy

A good woman is hard to find, when you find one, get her pregnant..

A good woman is hard to find, when you find one, get her pregnant..

Depreacherman:
Broh what's 80k job when you have the opportunity to leave Africa. is better to work in restaurant in a country that has a good system. You will even live longer, than working in a bank in a country where the whole system is in shamble.

God bless your whole generations

even the wife self.......jesu

FOR THE LADIES,
During your 20s, men are trooping and everyone wants to marry you. They are all over
you. Your WhatsApp doesn’t rest. Your messenger is filled up. If you breath on Facebook,
you will get 400 likes and 350 comments.
You can’t walk on the street without ssshhh ssshhh. Your breasts are very comely at this
time. Your lips are succulent and your legs are smooth. Even if you are ugly, it doesn’t
show much at this level of your life because everything is still standing tall. The backside is
still very nicely shaped and bouncing properly.
Now, the mistake most of the ladies make is this:
1. At this level, you easily dump guys in relationship. Any little thing, you break up. In your
mind, there are many fishes in the ocean. Over 20 other guys are bothering you for
relationship, so you can easily hook up with another guy. After six months, you break up
again and start another one. You are like hot akara. You cannot bend down and build a
solid relationship nor learn how to tolerate a man and work on your own self. At this age,
feminism dey shack you well. You no send anybody. You no wan hear advice at all. For
your mind, this kind post na rubbish.
2. At this level, some ladies want to show everything: the boobs are still standing, so she
can snap to show it. The buttocks are nice, so she can display it anyhow. You sell the
romantic skin like akara. Every guy in the neighborhood is coming to take his own share.
Even married men are collecting their own. Everyone is collecting and walking away. For
your mind, marriage no go hard.
3. At this point, you don’t lack anything. Men are giving you all you need. You’re not
working but your airtime is never below 10k on the phone. Shoes and classic clothes are
unaccountable in your wardrobe, yet you are not doing any job. Life is beautiful and that’s
exactly how your life is depreciating with speed.
A time will finally come when your age has really increased very well. The boobs are
needing pillar support and the buttocks are no longer comely anymore but rather ‘loosing’,
the face has a lot of pimples and holes. Many things have gone wrong. The tummy is out
by the day, your local government is beginning to have some kind of mature odour and the
armpits are darker. The waist tires are forming with speed.
At this point, days turn to months and month turn to years. It will always look nearly, but
something will just happen, the guy will disappear. You will start following another guy
with hope for marriage, like play like play, that one go just chop you run away.
The fear and worry of menopause will even make you age faster. By this time, all the
multiple guys you slept with both the ones from a cursed family and the ones from
ancestral curses, when you were lifting your legs to the ceiling and twisting your body like
snake in bed. All those things that make guys rush after you are gone like a movie. At this
time, you become emergency Christian. All your posts are about Jesus and church things.
Any comment you make, Jesus must enter. Even when football is being discussed you
must find a way to add Jesus to it. For your mind, you dey deceive guys abi? You want
them to see wife material in you. Suddenly you learn manners, all the multiple people you
had relations with, the battle is now more spiritual than physical. All the curses married
women were laying on you for sleeping with their husbands are now controlling your life.
Not even Mary Kay can remove all that mess!
At 40, a guy is still young but a lady of 35 is more like a “Christian mother.”
What is my point? Make haste while the sun shines to avoid had I known. Don’t while away
your time playing games with men. I am not saying a lady cannot marry at 35, I never said
one should rush into marriage neither am I mocking those who are above 30 and still
single, I still didn't say only those who marry at 25yrs have the best marriages. I am only
saying, don’t waste your time sleeping around when you should accept a man and settle
down.
Imagine you are around 30-35 years, at this point, only men of older age like 40-45yrs will
come to marry you because young guys of 30-35yrs won’t like to marry a lady of 30-35yrs
but unfortunately, those guys of 40-45yrs, most of them are married. They even married
girls of 22-27yrs. They will still look so young at 40 but a lady of 35 will look like their
senior sister. Ladies age faster. That’s why a girl of 16 can be looking so mature, guys
would be wooing her but a guy of 18 would still be looking like 13 years old boy. It also
applies to old age.
This might not actually be applicable in all cases, not all single ladies at 30s were slay
queens, but the message remains, “make hay while the sun shines.......

FOR THE LADIES,
During your 20s, men are trooping and everyone wants to marry you. They are all over
you. Your WhatsApp doesn’t rest. Your messenger is filled up. If you breath on Facebook,
you will get 400 likes and 350 comments.
You can’t walk on the street without ssshhh ssshhh. Your breasts are very comely at this
time. Your lips are succulent and your legs are smooth. Even if you are ugly, it doesn’t
show much at this level of your life because everything is still standing tall. The backside is
still very nicely shaped and bouncing properly.
Now, the mistake most of the ladies make is this:
1. At this level, you easily dump guys in relationship. Any little thing, you break up. In your
mind, there are many fishes in the ocean. Over 20 other guys are bothering you for
relationship, so you can easily hook up with another guy. After six months, you break up
again and start another one. You are like hot akara. You cannot bend down and build a
solid relationship nor learn how to tolerate a man and work on your own self. At this age,
feminism dey shack you well. You no send anybody. You no wan hear advice at all. For
your mind, this kind post na rubbish.
2. At this level, some ladies want to show everything: the boobs are still standing, so she
can snap to show it. The buttocks are nice, so she can display it anyhow. You sell the
romantic skin like akara. Every guy in the neighborhood is coming to take his own share.
Even married men are collecting their own. Everyone is collecting and walking away. For
your mind, marriage no go hard.
3. At this point, you don’t lack anything. Men are giving you all you need. You’re not
working but your airtime is never below 10k on the phone. Shoes and classic clothes are
unaccountable in your wardrobe, yet you are not doing any job. Life is beautiful and that’s
exactly how your life is depreciating with speed.
A time will finally come when your age has really increased very well. The boobs are
needing pillar support and the buttocks are no longer comely anymore but rather ‘loosing’,
the face has a lot of pimples and holes. Many things have gone wrong. The tummy is out
by the day, your local government is beginning to have some kind of mature odour and the
armpits are darker. The waist tires are forming with speed.
At this point, days turn to months and month turn to years. It will always look nearly, but
something will just happen, the guy will disappear. You will start following another guy
with hope for marriage, like play like play, that one go just chop you run away.
The fear and worry of menopause will even make you age faster. By this time, all the
multiple guys you slept with both the ones from a cursed family and the ones from
ancestral curses, when you were lifting your legs to the ceiling and twisting your body like
snake in bed. All those things that make guys rush after you are gone like a movie. At this
time, you become emergency Christian. All your posts are about Jesus and church things.
Any comment you make, Jesus must enter. Even when football is being discussed you
must find a way to add Jesus to it. For your mind, you dey deceive guys abi? You want
them to see wife material in you. Suddenly you learn manners, all the multiple people you
had relations with, the battle is now more spiritual than physical. All the curses married
women were laying on you for sleeping with their husbands are now controlling your life.
Not even Mary Kay can remove all that mess!
At 40, a guy is still young but a lady of 35 is more like a “Christian mother.”
What is my point? Make haste while the sun shines to avoid had I known. Don’t while away
your time playing games with men. I am not saying a lady cannot marry at 35, I never said
one should rush into marriage neither am I mocking those who are above 30 and still
single, I still didn't say only those who marry at 25yrs have the best marriages. I am only
saying, don’t waste your time sleeping around when you should accept a man and settle
down.
Imagine you are around 30-35 years, at this point, only men of older age like 40-45yrs will
come to marry you because young guys of 30-35yrs won’t like to marry a lady of 30-35yrs
but unfortunately, those guys of 40-45yrs, most of them are married. They even married
girls of 22-27yrs. They will still look so young at 40 but a lady of 35 will look like their
senior sister. Ladies age faster. That’s why a girl of 16 can be looking so mature, guys
would be wooing her but a guy of 18 would still be looking like 13 years old boy. It also
applies to old age.
This might not actually be applicable in all cases, not all single ladies at 30s were slay
queens, but the message remains, “make hay while the sun shines.......

FOR THE LADIES,
During your 20s, men are trooping and everyone wants to marry you. They are all over
you. Your WhatsApp doesn’t rest. Your messenger is filled up. If you breath on Facebook,
you will get 400 likes and 350 comments.
You can’t walk on the street without ssshhh ssshhh. Your breasts are very comely at this
time. Your lips are succulent and your legs are smooth. Even if you are ugly, it doesn’t
show much at this level of your life because everything is still standing tall. The backside is
still very nicely shaped and bouncing properly.
Now, the mistake most of the ladies make is this:
1. At this level, you easily dump guys in relationship. Any little thing, you break up. In your
mind, there are many fishes in the ocean. Over 20 other guys are bothering you for
relationship, so you can easily hook up with another guy. After six months, you break up
again and start another one. You are like hot akara. You cannot bend down and build a
solid relationship nor learn how to tolerate a man and work on your own self. At this age,
feminism dey shack you well. You no send anybody. You no wan hear advice at all. For
your mind, this kind post na rubbish.
2. At this level, some ladies want to show everything: the boobs are still standing, so she
can snap to show it. The buttocks are nice, so she can display it anyhow. You sell the
romantic skin like akara. Every guy in the neighborhood is coming to take his own share.
Even married men are collecting their own. Everyone is collecting and walking away. For
your mind, marriage no go hard.
3. At this point, you don’t lack anything. Men are giving you all you need. You’re not
working but your airtime is never below 10k on the phone. Shoes and classic clothes are
unaccountable in your wardrobe, yet you are not doing any job. Life is beautiful and that’s
exactly how your life is depreciating with speed.
A time will finally come when your age has really increased very well. The boobs are
needing pillar support and the buttocks are no longer comely anymore but rather ‘loosing’,
the face has a lot of pimples and holes. Many things have gone wrong. The tummy is out
by the day, your local government is beginning to have some kind of mature odour and the
armpits are darker. The waist tires are forming with speed.
At this point, days turn to months and month turn to years. It will always look nearly, but
something will just happen, the guy will disappear. You will start following another guy
with hope for marriage, like play like play, that one go just chop you run away.
The fear and worry of menopause will even make you age faster. By this time, all the
multiple guys you slept with both the ones from a cursed family and the ones from
ancestral curses, when you were lifting your legs to the ceiling and twisting your body like
snake in bed. All those things that make guys rush after you are gone like a movie. At this
time, you become emergency Christian. All your posts are about Jesus and church things.
Any comment you make, Jesus must enter. Even when football is being discussed you
must find a way to add Jesus to it. For your mind, you dey deceive guys abi? You want
them to see wife material in you. Suddenly you learn manners, all the multiple people you
had relations with, the battle is now more spiritual than physical. All the curses married
women were laying on you for sleeping with their husbands are now controlling your life.
Not even Mary Kay can remove all that mess!
At 40, a guy is still young but a lady of 35 is more like a “Christian mother.”
What is my point? Make haste while the sun shines to avoid had I known. Don’t while away
your time playing games with men. I am not saying a lady cannot marry at 35, I never said
one should rush into marriage neither am I mocking those who are above 30 and still
single, I still didn't say only those who marry at 25yrs have the best marriages. I am only
saying, don’t waste your time sleeping around when you should accept a man and settle
down.
Imagine you are around 30-35 years, at this point, only men of older age like 40-45yrs will
come to marry you because young guys of 30-35yrs won’t like to marry a lady of 30-35yrs
but unfortunately, those guys of 40-45yrs, most of them are married. They even married
girls of 22-27yrs. They will still look so young at 40 but a lady of 35 will look like their
senior sister. Ladies age faster. That’s why a girl of 16 can be looking so mature, guys
would be wooing her but a guy of 18 would still be looking like 13 years old boy. It also
applies to old age.
This might not actually be applicable in all cases, not all single ladies at 30s were slay
queens, but the message remains, “make hay while the sun shines.......

funkei:
No wa for you! How she come look like Isoko and her name is Igwe is funny.
But on a serious note not nice to paint all Isoko girls with your allusion, there is the good the bad the ugly in every tribe.

isoko girls are prostitute and cheat

she looks like isoko girl...na their way