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@ rott

na you be dt for the pic ?

You be fine boi o

Rottweiler:
The way some people interprete the word LOVE is really sickening. There are certain laid down standards in life that help in establishing a society. When we start tampering with these standards then we are destroying the very frabic of the society. One day, some people are going to ask their husbands to get pregnant for them.

There are some certain things I will never do if it's a requirement to prove my love. Too me it's like the devil tempting Jesus by asking him to jump if he's truly the son of God. It was pure temptation. The devil himself knew that Jesus is the true son of God.

Any day my wife begins to doubt my love and ask me to fulfil certain conditions in order to prove it, I WILL NOT DO IT.

good point rott

I officially invite you to all ma threads

make sure you drop a note , no matter how small the amount of words are

you just intelligent boi

prince_onx:

if the love reach say him go give up him last name and take up the wife's, he might as well carry the pregnancy! bullshit!

listen kid

I aint mummy

Say sorry to evryone you offended and modify your babish comments

Next thing after that

Don;t post no more comment until tomorrow

GO STRAIGHT TO BED



**goes and get his cane ***

Why the heck you f**cking ma thread up

Have you ever heard 2Face live?

Not yet

I don;t like live shows

I had ma chance of seeing p-square and dem all life

But

I prefer chatting to them 1 on 1

I have chatted to D-Banj

& nigga is a professional

All others

am gonna comment on ma own personal reserach

I just think 2-face had opportunities

That is why he is where he is

He aint all that , but he is good

Not really professionally

F*ck it , who cares

as long as he is making us proud

For shizzle , imma always be his fan

Some chic just begged me for African Queen

That song can bring any gal in the world down to her knees for some

Anywayz, alll good

His voice aint good enough for X_FACTOR or AMERICAN_IDOL

but thank God he is where he is

HAPPY NOW ?

good boi

Are you tryna apologize

You gotta do this way

Step 1 :

You gotta say to evryone:

'I am sorry for everyone I offended on Nairaland'

Step 2:

You gotta modify all your rude and childish comments

Step 3:

Go to bed , it;s past your bed time



You only allowed to come online weekends and after you are done with your home work

Dhang, what is this world turning into

Wetin baba dey talk again ?

How many of us have noticed that most grand fathers are annoying

Now you can see an example



God , help Nigeria

chinani:
@Bolex
You're breaking my heart here!

The truth is bitter



not like I don;t love the guy

But p-square seems to be rocking the mic now

& EEdris Abdulkareem (Even though he seems to be on exile )

God is a spirit so we cannot judge

He has come in many forms

He came to Abraham and Lot in form of three men

came to the world in form of a man

& He came on Jesus in form of a dove

God is a spirit

We use He , because if He aint a man

He would have made women leaders of the world

It seems to me you just joking about right ?

You don;t even know the lyrics

Are you sure you need help ?

He's got a cool voice

But not cool enough to win x-factor or american idol

If you change the format of listening to AFRICAN QUEEN

You would notice that support singers and production did most of the job in that song

NOT HIM

@ kit-kat

don;t go saying :

life is kit kat

just shush & lemme tuck you in bed

life is not a box of chocolates

next time , when elders are talking

you shush & learn from them

if you need to talk

raise up your hand and ask for permission

sade511:
No wonder.

no wonder he named himself after his best chocolate

kit-kat

hey boi

If you go to bed

I promisse you 2 kit-kats

aww, i just saw this, well shout out to you too

Thanx dear



you know where to put that

kit kat:
freee to killl yourselves

No wonder

sade511:
Why are you so angry kit kat?

he is just 13 years old

A KID

Go to bed

You naughty boi

am tired of seeing ladies shake thier asses and I cannot grab 'em

life is free

I am tired of fighting on NL

***sorry kit-kat , you picked on me first***

I am tired of ,,,,,

Life's beautiful

Life's enjoyable

Love is life

I am tired of haters like you KIT-KAT

I am tired of people not liking ma thread

I am NOT tired of NL

kit kat:
life sucks

I knew some1 would say that

Life helps

Let's say beyonce is better a singing and a booty shaker (foolish gal )

than an actress

I prefer ma home gal

what's her name again ?

Sorry , I forgot

Caroline ***mrs show boobs****

perculiarrose:
chicken chicken for me yum!
I take KFC anyday. ok m I goin off point?

No , you are not

Talk about all fastfoods

my2cents:
By the way bolex, I haven't eaten fast food in at least 3 months. In fact, the closest I get to fast food is the publix sandwich - Just like subway but waaaaaay fresher Even at that, I eat it maybe once a month.

That's ma man

By the way , your freedom would be limited if you have extrenal bodies living with you

Don't you want to have s*x all round the house

In the sitting room

On the couch



In the bathroom





They would even start sniffing thoughts into ma wife's brains

NOOOOOOO

Am sorry , you can't live with me

Not for more than 1 year

The best i can is accomodate kids from the family for some reasons

For ma mother or sister in law to live with me

Maybe ma wife is pregnant or they are on visit

Any other thing

plllleeaasseeee

not even ma family would live with me

Thanx jare hot-angel

I was about to say i would get them thier own place & pay 6 months rent

Let them carry on from there

GOD BLESS US ALL FINANCIALLY

AMEN

Life teaches

I don tire for everything wey bad

I am tired of hussling

I am tired of ,,,,,

What are you tired of

Speak it here



Bluenubian , you know I never tire for you

lol

oh well

no comments



good luck !!!

haha

much love for her

But she fronts too much

which is what is killing her fan rating and publicity

gal , go siddon

@ ma 2 cents

Don;t tell me since all these years

You aint tired of that crap place called Mc Donalds

Even Burger King and all of 'em sef



2ce a week



You wan kill person abi

sade511:
What are you tying to say?

That I think you aint watched the show

SUPERSIZE ME

When you see it

You will see the effect Mc Donalds have on you

sade511:
Why the hate??
I love McDonalds.

how fat are you ?