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Foreign Affairs / Re: US Airbase In Iraq Hit By Rockets by bonetalk(m): 1:35am On Jan 08
the way the pentagon are mentioning that the missiles were lunch From Iran dey fear me for Iran ooo.... it will be more catastrophic when American replies back to Iran mainland

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Politics / Re: Eeben Barlow: US Funded Buhari’s Campaign, Says Military Contractor by bonetalk(m): 7:03am On Jan 07
nakaman:
Trump has to deny this statement, else it will cause havoc in his administration.
trump wasn't in power then, it was Obama
Foreign Affairs / Re: Iran Promises 'harsh Retaliation' After US Airstrike Kills Iranian Gen(photo) by bonetalk(m): 9:58am On Jan 04
higherpower:


I don't just get it!

The most powerful Army General of a country was killed by an Army of another country and tagged a Terrorist.

How and Why?
I don't think you get his hidden message
Phones / Re: Screenshot And Post Your Data Usage In The Month Of December by bonetalk(m): 2:46pm On Jan 01
Last month and this day

Sports / Re: Anthony Joshua Vs Andy Ruiz Jr. II - Rematch (Live Updates) by bonetalk(m): 11:14pm On Dec 07, 2019
Omo see traffic on this topic.... AJ no fall hand oo
Phones / Re: Screenshot And Post Your Data Usage In November by bonetalk(m): 3:03pm On Dec 02, 2019
just last week

Phones / Re: Nigeria Puts 5G Technology On Trial, Powered By MTN. Becomes First In West Afric by bonetalk(m): 1:06pm On Nov 26, 2019
SaintHilary:
Audio5g

Even our 4g takes 10mins to download 120mb porn angry

#TeamSpectranet
then your 4g is better.... here in ado ekiti it will take 30minutes
Education / Re: What I Would Do To Babcock Female Student, If She Were My Daughter! by bonetalk(m): 8:19am On Nov 23, 2019
perhaps she was one of them

Sports / Re: Lille OSC Celebrates Osimhen After Scoring & Assisting For The Super Eagles by bonetalk(m): 7:29am On Nov 18, 2019
Bukino222:
This boy is surely going places.
He would need to improve his positioning though
and also work on his temperament
Technology Market / Re: A BETTER ALTERNATIVE TO MTN LUMOS.NO SUBSCRIPTION PAYMENT by bonetalk(m): 9:16pm On Nov 17, 2019
adotse1:
I'm a student, can the cheapest one power a regular hp 15 laptop, phone and tablet...?
guy read from previous pages, don't be scammed

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Family / Re: My Wife Insists No Sex Until Wedding Night Even After Our Traditional Wedding by bonetalk(m): 5:43am On Oct 31, 2019
kingxsamz:
No sex before marriage is bullcrap.
What if after marriage you discover something which makes you lose interest in the relationship?
It's better to learn about every aspect of your partner before you dive into marriage, before you go go enter point of no return.

Op, your girl must be hiding something from you, and wants to use marriage to trap you.
I disagree with that.
He should fix a day for the white wedding soon, very soon without wasting time. Then we know the truth after that

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Family / Re: Since My Dad Died, I Think About Death Of People Around Me by bonetalk(m): 8:51pm On Oct 26, 2019
Homeboiy:
All shall die

Take death as a natural thing
valar mogorlis
Religion / Re: Pastor Wilson Had Sex With His Wife's Best Friend's Daughter - Pastor Thaddeus by bonetalk(m): 3:29pm On Oct 20, 2019
Sirpaul:
Some guys will intentionally not put chairs in their rooms so that when a lady comes to visit, she will have no other option than to sit on the bed. These are Ministers of Strategic planning and Bedmatic Affairs.

Career / Re: 5 Ways To Know It's Time To Quit Your Job by bonetalk(m): 6:04am On Oct 02, 2019
Being Underpaid for more than 5 years, no savings.. wish I can quit the job but fear of unknown won't let me.... Where will I even get better job.... I hate seeing myself doing the work

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Car Talk / Re: 16 Suvs You Can Buy With ₦4 Million Or Less by bonetalk(m): 5:42pm On Sep 05, 2019
WalkerMichael:
Truck lover here embarassed embarassed

I LOVE TRUCKS SO MUCH
Here I am..... Na money remain
Phones / Re: OPPO Mobile Opens A New Service Centre In Lagos by bonetalk(m): 8:11am On Aug 22, 2019
As an oppo phone user this is a Good news, good phones, good product
Family / Re: Husbands Should Abstain From Breastfeeding Wives For 6 Months - Medical DG by bonetalk(m): 11:14am On Aug 19, 2019
HumblySearching:
Should be easy for responsible men. Besides you mustn't use the v to achieve orgasm. Married peeps need to be creative.
Eeeh... Please educate me more on that creativity wey u dey talk

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Politics / Re: Obiano Commissions Medical Oxygen Plant Awka (Photos) by bonetalk(m): 4:53pm On Aug 08, 2019
Wetin be d big deal for here, abuad teaching hospital have better and bigger plant, yet no noise
Technology Market / Re: A BETTER ALTERNATIVE TO MTN LUMOS.NO SUBSCRIPTION PAYMENT by bonetalk(m): 5:48am On Jun 10, 2019
surrogatesng:
available
Hi man, but why aren't you replying to the allegation?

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Phones / Re: Xiaomi Redmi Note 7 Unboxing - Other Smartphone Brands Better Sit Up by bonetalk(m): 7:04am On Apr 30, 2019
Money is needed first
Politics / Re: NAF Acquires 2 New Attack Helicopters (Photos) by bonetalk(m): 8:01am On Apr 23, 2019
Tofax:
embarassed
Is it because of this 2 New Attack Helicopters they organized this party? Nigeria is just a funny country. Get up and put those Helicopters into use immediately. no time for those rubbish I'm seeing there.
In Bran stark's voice, no time for all these
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Guinea: Africa U-17 Cup Of Nations, Semifinals. 9 - 10 (Full Time) by bonetalk(m): 7:51am On Apr 23, 2019
robosky02:
Africa U-17 Cup Of Nations -
(Semi Finals)

Nigeria Vs Guinea:

Date: wed 24 april



Lalsticlala
https://www.goal.com/en/news/u17-afcon-guinea-edge-morocco-to-qualify-for-u17-world-cup/6s47h0sbij2a15ofwfscgfi4b
Wetin be the kickoff time
Celebrities / Re: WWE Legend, Dynamite Kid Dies Of Injuries by bonetalk(m): 5:20pm On Dec 07, 2018
punisha:
shocked

Wow.

No no no... I cannot take this.

Oh Billy why!

what can you not take?
Agriculture / Re: .. by bonetalk(m): 6:31am On Nov 29, 2018
Jakumo:


You have asked a very pertinent question Moebizy, and I will reward that question with a little-known grasscutter hunters trade secret, in exchange for which I will expect you to send me 500 naira MTN credit before the day is over.

Now, anyone who has ever hunted grascutters will be very much aware that they are EXTREMELY wary of hunters, and that their keen sense of smell is second to none. Also, there is a special breed of highly aggressive mosquito that follows the grasscutter herds in huge swarms that are ever ready to descend on any hunter that shows up. Those mosquitoes serve as the grasscutters' early-warning system, in that it is nearly impossible to stand still for any length of time, when those bugs are biting the hunter with extreme prejudice, and sucking his blood like drunks on a Friday night.

Well, there is no cure for the mosquito attacks in the grasscutter field, because if one makes any slight move to swat the bugs, the grasscutters will take note and sound the alarm GHrrrrrr !, before thundering off in different directions, leaving the hunter to contemplate his failed mission. There is a means, however, by which the hunter can minimize the time spent waiting to make his shot, and thereby minimize how much blood he donates to the mosquito tax collectors waiting in the farm.

First off, one needs to source a freshly killed grasscutter with all its intestines intact. Take it home, and carefully remove the stomach and intestines, containing the animal's fragrant excrement, which, by the way, is a tasty stew ingredient in Ghana. The green-colored excrement is a hunter's secret weapon, and should be packaged in plastic bags inside the freezer, for future use during upcoming hunts.

Cutting to the chase, the tactical grasscutter hunter can actually DEFEAT the grasscutters' fabled sense of smell, by the simple expedient of smearing that fresh green dung on their lower trouser legs and boots, such that the distinctive odor of grasscutter dung pervades the air during the hunt, effectively MASKING the tell-tale human scent that normally alerts the 'cutters of impending danger.

With FRESH grasscutter dung smeared on the hunter's clothing and boots, he becomes an ATTRACTANT, and no longer a threat, to the animals, who will approach, rather than flee, when the hunter steps into their realm at night. I have personally shot a grasscutter that was so mesmerized by the aromatic smell of my boots, that I had to lift aside my foot in order to administer a point-blank shotgun blast that kicked a shower of dirt up in my face, and took off the animal's head. Now THAT is testimony to the devastating power of using grasscutter dung to mask human scent.

My hunter's secret divulged here may seem too amusing or ridiculous to be true, but I will only ask anyone in doubt, to try this method just once, in order to become a believer.

You heard it here first, on the Nairaland Agriculture forum. And to you hunters who try this method, and are astounded by the success that rewards you, just remember to send me one grasscutter leg, smoke-dried to perfection, after each bountiful harvest, and of course, remember to save the dung of each grascutter you kill, in the freezer, ever ready to mask your approach on future hunts.
I'm really learning a lot from here
Politics / Re: Bianca Ojukwu's Wedding Pictures: 24th Anniversary by bonetalk(m): 8:55pm On Nov 12, 2018
Tabletop1:
Beautiful woman.
This picture is dlassic
Small girl with big god......It done they no be today
Celebrities / Re: Lorraine Lionheart: Abuja Vs Lagos - The Difference By Botswana Singer by bonetalk(m): 6:09am On Nov 12, 2018
Congratulations to that guy in Abuja starring at but didn't make any move. The gods aren't done with him yet
Crime / Re: 2 UNN Microbiology Students Raped In A Broad Day Light by bonetalk(m): 9:02pm On Nov 11, 2018
This should be the penalty for them

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Politics / Re: Victoria Fayose Celebrates Her Birthday, Seen With Donald Trump Lookalike In US by bonetalk(m): 3:15pm On Oct 25, 2018
kingkakaone:

Stop supporting politicians and their families.
Her son was a governor for 8years, what reforms did he carry out in Ekiti state?
FAYOSE remains the best governor in ekiti
Career / Re: How To Increase Your Income In Nigeria by bonetalk(m): 7:43am On Oct 24, 2018
Asking for increment in salary, they will tell you to wait till the next assessment which increment is not guaranteed or tell you to resign

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Politics / Re: Summary Of Nnamdi Kanu's World Address By Kayode Ogundamisi by bonetalk(m): 9:53pm On Oct 21, 2018
EasternDamsel4:
Heaven knows I laffed out loud when I got to where he said Nigerian Army killed his dog. RIP
You may not understand but the murder of that rottweiler pains me a lot... Innocent dog cry
Politics / Re: Gbenga Olawepo-Hashim: I Am Ready For Debate With Buhari Not Osinbajo by bonetalk(m): 6:33pm On Oct 18, 2018
bilms:
I’m ready for debate, says Olawepo-Hashim

ALLIANCE for New Nigeria (ANN) presidential candidate Gbenga Olawepo-Hashim said yesterday that he was ready for a presidential debate with President Muhammadu Buhari, ahead of next year’s election.

He said the President should participate in a live debate, where he will tender his stewardship.

Olawepo-Hashim told reporters in Lagos that Nigerians are warming up for the poll, adding that the exercise would determine the future progress and prosperity of the country.

He said: “I am ready for presidential debate with President Muhammadu Buhari and former Vice President Atiku Abubakar. I won’t debate with the vice-president, Prof. Yemi Osinbajo (SAN). My running mate, and not me, will debate with Osinbajo. I am a presidential candidate.”

The ANN/Alliance for Peoples Trust (APT) flagbearer, whose party is in alliance with other opposition parties, also said the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) presidential candidate will bring Nigeria backward, if elected as president.

He urged voters to decide between candidates, who will slowpoke progress and a flag bearer whose leadership will give birth to a new Nigeria.

Olawepo-Hashim said the outcome of the 2019 poll will shock many people, stressing that Nigerians are prepared to take their destiny in their hand.

http://thenationonlineng.net/im-ready-for-debate-says-olawepo-hashim/
For your mind, you want use baba shine and? E no go work
Politics / Re: Pictures Of Properties Owned By Fayose Released By EFCC by bonetalk(m): 1:55am On Oct 18, 2018
faroukfahima:


The Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) has released photos showing properties allegedly owned by the immediate past governor of Ekiti State, Mr Ayodele Fayose.

Spokesman for the Commission, Mr Wilson Uwujaren, sent copies of the pictures to OkayNG.com on Wednesday.

According to him, the properties were uncovered while the anti-graft agency was investigating the allegations of corruption against the former governor.

He alleged that Mr Fayose purchased the property with the money he purportedly received from the office of the former National Security Adviser, Retired Colonel Sambo Dasuki.

“In the course of investigating corruption allegations against ex-governor Ayodele Fayose, especially the N1.3billion which he collected from the office of the National Security Adviser, Col Sambo Dasuki, the Commission unearthed evidence that he laundered the funds into the acquisition of properties in choice locations in Abuja and Lagos,” Mr Wilson alleged.

The EFCC released the pictures a day after the former governor arrived at its head office in Abuja, in company with Rivers State Governor, Nyesom Wike, and a former minister, Mr Femi Fani-Kayode, among other well-wishers.











More Photos HERE
I was expecting to see mansions built or purchased by FAYOSE with the 1.3 billion....

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