As an oppo phone user this is a Good news, good phones, good product

HumblySearching:
Should be easy for responsible men. Besides you mustn't use the v to achieve orgasm. Married peeps need to be creative.

Eeeh... Please educate me more on that creativity wey u dey talk

Wetin be d big deal for here, abuad teaching hospital have better and bigger plant, yet no noise

surrogatesng:
available

Hi man, but why aren't you replying to the allegation?

Money is needed first

Tofax:

Is it because of this 2 New Attack Helicopters they organized this party? Nigeria is just a funny country. Get up and put those Helicopters into use immediately. no time for those rubbish I'm seeing there.

In Bran stark's voice, no time for all these

robosky02:
Africa U-17 Cup Of Nations -
(Semi Finals)

Nigeria Vs Guinea:

Date: wed 24 april



Lalsticlala
https://www.goal.com/en/news/u17-afcon-guinea-edge-morocco-to-qualify-for-u17-world-cup/6s47h0sbij2a15ofwfscgfi4b

Wetin be the kickoff time

punisha:


Wow.

No no no... I cannot take this.

Oh Billy why!

what can you not take?

Jakumo:


You have asked a very pertinent question Moebizy, and I will reward that question with a little-known grasscutter hunters trade secret, in exchange for which I will expect you to send me 500 naira MTN credit before the day is over.

Now, anyone who has ever hunted grascutters will be very much aware that they are EXTREMELY wary of hunters, and that their keen sense of smell is second to none. Also, there is a special breed of highly aggressive mosquito that follows the grasscutter herds in huge swarms that are ever ready to descend on any hunter that shows up. Those mosquitoes serve as the grasscutters' early-warning system, in that it is nearly impossible to stand still for any length of time, when those bugs are biting the hunter with extreme prejudice, and sucking his blood like drunks on a Friday night.

Well, there is no cure for the mosquito attacks in the grasscutter field, because if one makes any slight move to swat the bugs, the grasscutters will take note and sound the alarm GHrrrrrr !, before thundering off in different directions, leaving the hunter to contemplate his failed mission. There is a means, however, by which the hunter can minimize the time spent waiting to make his shot, and thereby minimize how much blood he donates to the mosquito tax collectors waiting in the farm.

First off, one needs to source a freshly killed grasscutter with all its intestines intact. Take it home, and carefully remove the stomach and intestines, containing the animal's fragrant excrement, which, by the way, is a tasty stew ingredient in Ghana. The green-colored excrement is a hunter's secret weapon, and should be packaged in plastic bags inside the freezer, for future use during upcoming hunts.

Cutting to the chase, the tactical grasscutter hunter can actually DEFEAT the grasscutters' fabled sense of smell, by the simple expedient of smearing that fresh green dung on their lower trouser legs and boots, such that the distinctive odor of grasscutter dung pervades the air during the hunt, effectively MASKING the tell-tale human scent that normally alerts the 'cutters of impending danger.

With FRESH grasscutter dung smeared on the hunter's clothing and boots, he becomes an ATTRACTANT, and no longer a threat, to the animals, who will approach, rather than flee, when the hunter steps into their realm at night. I have personally shot a grasscutter that was so mesmerized by the aromatic smell of my boots, that I had to lift aside my foot in order to administer a point-blank shotgun blast that kicked a shower of dirt up in my face, and took off the animal's head. Now THAT is testimony to the devastating power of using grasscutter dung to mask human scent.

My hunter's secret divulged here may seem too amusing or ridiculous to be true, but I will only ask anyone in doubt, to try this method just once, in order to become a believer.

You heard it here first, on the Nairaland Agriculture forum. And to you hunters who try this method, and are astounded by the success that rewards you, just remember to send me one grasscutter leg, smoke-dried to perfection, after each bountiful harvest, and of course, remember to save the dung of each grascutter you kill, in the freezer, ever ready to mask your approach on future hunts.

I'm really learning a lot from here

Tabletop1:
Beautiful woman.
This picture is dlassic

Small girl with big god......It done they no be today

Congratulations to that guy in Abuja starring at but didn't make any move. The gods aren't done with him yet

This should be the penalty for them

kingkakaone:

Stop supporting politicians and their families.
Her son was a governor for 8years, what reforms did he carry out in Ekiti state?

FAYOSE remains the best governor in ekiti

Asking for increment in salary, they will tell you to wait till the next assessment which increment is not guaranteed or tell you to resign

EasternDamsel4:
Heaven knows I laffed out loud when I got to where he said Nigerian Army killed his dog. RIP

You may not understand but the murder of that rottweiler pains me a lot... Innocent dog

bilms:
I’m ready for debate, says Olawepo-Hashim

ALLIANCE for New Nigeria (ANN) presidential candidate Gbenga Olawepo-Hashim said yesterday that he was ready for a presidential debate with President Muhammadu Buhari, ahead of next year’s election.

He said the President should participate in a live debate, where he will tender his stewardship.

Olawepo-Hashim told reporters in Lagos that Nigerians are warming up for the poll, adding that the exercise would determine the future progress and prosperity of the country.

He said: “I am ready for presidential debate with President Muhammadu Buhari and former Vice President Atiku Abubakar. I won’t debate with the vice-president, Prof. Yemi Osinbajo (SAN). My running mate, and not me, will debate with Osinbajo. I am a presidential candidate.”

The ANN/Alliance for Peoples Trust (APT) flagbearer, whose party is in alliance with other opposition parties, also said the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) presidential candidate will bring Nigeria backward, if elected as president.

He urged voters to decide between candidates, who will retard progress and a flag bearer whose leadership will give birth to a new Nigeria.

Olawepo-Hashim said the outcome of the 2019 poll will shock many people, stressing that Nigerians are prepared to take their destiny in their hand.

http://thenationonlineng.net/im-ready-for-debate-says-olawepo-hashim/

For your mind, you want use baba shine and? E no go work

faroukfahima:


The Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) has released photos showing properties allegedly owned by the immediate past governor of Ekiti State, Mr Ayodele Fayose.

Spokesman for the Commission, Mr Wilson Uwujaren, sent copies of the pictures to OkayNG.com on Wednesday.

According to him, the properties were uncovered while the anti-graft agency was investigating the allegations of corruption against the former governor.

He alleged that Mr Fayose purchased the property with the money he purportedly received from the office of the former National Security Adviser, Retired Colonel Sambo Dasuki.

“In the course of investigating corruption allegations against ex-governor Ayodele Fayose, especially the N1.3billion which he collected from the office of the National Security Adviser, Col Sambo Dasuki, the Commission unearthed evidence that he laundered the funds into the acquisition of properties in choice locations in Abuja and Lagos,” Mr Wilson alleged.

The EFCC released the pictures a day after the former governor arrived at its head office in Abuja, in company with Rivers State Governor, Nyesom Wike, and a former minister, Mr Femi Fani-Kayode, among other well-wishers.











More Photos HERE

I was expecting to see mansions built or purchased by FAYOSE with the 1.3 billion....

Abdul315:
Oldest profession on earth

what of animal rearing?

Greyworld:
.Ask Jon Snow

he knows nothing

kuuljay:
Nor be bingo I dey see for the first picture so,the dog needs food not trekking, haba!!

That's Belgian shepherd and that's its stature

fikiman7000:
Men don't do things for free sha

She needs to remember that

Katier00:
no am not embarrassed. There are many ways flood can kill and I was trying to know what exactly happened. I know that area well so was wondering what led to him drowning. So you can't make me feel bad or less intelligent because I asked a question. If you don't have a first hand information on how he died then hold your peace. Have a blessed day

Don't mind him, he was trying make you feel less intelligent.

A flood killed an Okada rider in ado last year, if someone ask me how the flood killed him, I wouldn't say what kind of question is that but I will probably [color=#990000][/color]GIVE DETAILS about what led to the INCIDENCE...
That Okada rider underrated the flood though he was warned not to go but he ignored the warning and while trying to cross the flood path, he got swept off....

Back to the story, sad story indeed.... Rip to the dead

maikbanj:


Smiles. To be candid, i'm planning on getting married soon. The problem I'm having now is the Bride.

guy calm down, you seems to be in a Rush.... you have just started knowing her.... get to know her more

Abuad, a visit will convince you

Unlimited22:

There are lots of very good brands out there, but unfortunately Infinix and Tecno don cover our eye finish.
Case in point - Oppo, Vivo and Xiaomi.
I always dread the question 'What brand of phone are you using' because I always have to pronounce Xiaomi like 17 times.

there was a guy arguing with me on phone issue, I mentioned xiaomi, he said he has never heard that before, this is the same guy that claims 'too know' on phone issue.
the worst is even if u go out to phone shops that u want to buy the phone they will be looking at you with confusion because they they know it

pol23:
Apple- Eyimba.
OP said top smart phone...And I can see Oppo,Injoo,Blu and several others. Top smart phones are. Samsung Apple HTC Techno Motorola Infinix LG Nokia Sony

u wanna tell me that Blu is not a top smartphone? u know nothing Jon snow

pol23:
Apple- Eyimba.
OP said top smart phone...And I can see Oppo,Injoo,Blu and several others. Top smart phones are. Samsung Apple HTC Techno Motorola Infinix LG Nokia Sony

u wanna tell me that Blu is not a top smartphone? u know nothing Jon snow

DonDemu:
The son of a thousand fathers called Fayose will be surprised to see people trooping out on foot to catch a glimpse of Sai Baba.

People fail to admit that this man called Buhari is simply an enigma.

Mr Man, this is not Ekiti and can never be Ekiti, stop deceiving people....
we are not that gullible and we don't wear what those people wear

blingxx:
but seriously how many people height help... it doesn't add cash to your pocket as far as I'm concerned

consolation

indeed it was colourful as expected. Fayose is a leader

Canadamigrate:
She knows the law.


This can never a happen in a saner Canada

Where you live