Dyt: Mtchewwwwwwwwww

i also hate it when a lady does that in my presence, it's a bad habit

milehigh06:


IGNORANCE
not every dog is vicious..pit bulls are very dangerous and people who keep them as pets are a bunch of stupid people who get these dogs so as to show off that they can tame them and the funny thing is when it comes to protecting the owner,these dogs are really not up there with some of the best.I have 2 dogs....an Siberian husky and an Anatolian/Siberian husky mix and i have seen my mix dog actually defend me against 2 pit bulls who broke out in my alley while walking my dogs.my dog stood his ground when these dogs came charging at me and after a few minutes of staring down each other(i was close to passing out) the dogs whimpered and ran from my dog,was so proud and surprised and made me appreciate my dog more.now he lives like a king

what youjust wrote extremely makes me happy, i wish to get one Dog like that of yours in the nearest future

yusufogrin: since d day my dog(skippy) turned me to a mad man for street. . .GOD. i will alway adore u. . .she gave birth to puppies,i loved d colour of the last puppy so i went there to check out d puppy cuz d mother aint around. . .i was playin wit d puppy wen d mother showed up. . .i heard my friend whispering that ''yusuf,skippy dn dey cum 4 ur back''. . .instanta,i knew end time dn near. . . .dat was d day i knew my initial velocity is very high. . .cum see f1 formula race 4 street. . . . .thank God 4 d nearest barbing salon wen i jumped in nd close d sliding door. . .afta an hour,my leg still dey shake. . .oboy dog no be gud pet at all

u just succeeded in making me to LMAO

Havilah93: It is 1-0 at half-time at Stamford Bridge, Hazard's goal giving Chelsea the lead. #CFCLive

weldone boss

brainzdh: Dogs of nowadays are going Hardcore

hmmmm, smh

Austeenx: .

wetin u dey use vaseline do?

Mine is fear of what the future has for me. Fear of making mistake and fear of being ridiculed. But regardless of all these my hope is in the lord.

Tallesty1: It is crazy but women do it. And some guys (the women among men) do it too. Seriously Love Has Been Abused.

go sit down jare

DailyNews: Why must u guys make Sexkillz and Ogugua the centre of discussion on this topic? That's uncalled for pls give them some space.

Before u come attacking me, I have once criticised them but stopped after I noticed that they are serious and really want to make it work, so y shud be be pulling them down instead of encouraging them in ways we can? Pls have a rethink.

Back to the topic:

I think its possible but most times it doesn't end well, why

1. Too much expectations from both parties- the guy usually believes he has found an angel while the girl usually believes she has met a saint and always expecting a perfect partner which usually don't occur when they finally meet in person.

So my advice to people wishing to fall in love online is to never expect too much from the other partner- he or she is same with other people u meet everyday in real life, nothing different, just that both of u are still acting your character.

This too much expectation is the major reason online relationships fail most times.

Guys always expect to meet cinderella (physically and characterly, lol perfect girl) who wouldn't cost them a thing and the girls expect a Romeo (handsome, buoyant and perfect in character).

But we all forgot that before a guy or a girl makes the decision to find love on the internet, that person must have some shortcomings like:

For guys:
1. May not be good looking and may have failed to attract his kind of girl or dream girl in real life.
2. Usually not financially balanced and looking for free love or a platform to find love based on neutral ground.
3. Maybe shy to approach girls or restricted by parents/guardian (usually teenage boys still under parental guidance and control)
4. Loners

For girls/ladies:
1. May not be all that physically attractive to attract her dream or kind of men in real life, hence resulting to internet as a means of finding blind love.
2. May have been repeatedly heartbroken by guys she met in real life and decided to try meeting a perfect or better guy online.

Note: its same guys offline that's also online...so don't expect to meet a monk just cos its online, be wise and don't expect too much cos u met him online

3. Age- obviously, when a lady starts advancing in age, suitors and toasters usually reduce, except she's exceptionally beautiful. So most ladies in this category usually run to internet as a means to find love.

4. Shyness and lack of opportunity. Some girls (teenage girls) usually are usually restricted by their parents/guardian from mingling with boys in real life, so most who are internet savvy usually run to internet platforms to find blind and online dates and usually fall in love with any guy that shows them attention and acts like the guy they like on movie or read about or hear about.

That's it. In conclusion, people can fall in love online without meeting, but its not advisable cos history has showed that it doesn't always end well cos of the aforementioned reasons

In all, if u wish to fall in love online and also make it work in real life, be open, be honest and pls don't expect too much from the person u met online! Don't expect to meet a perfect guy who has money, handsome and have a wonderful character, that will be your mistake number one cos such a guy won't even have d time to start searching for love online cos he will have plenty girls to chose from in real life.

Same way, as a guy, don't expect to meet a very pretty, sexy-looking, financially stable with excellent character girl online who is also single and searching, cos such a girl or lady won't even have time to come online to search cos she wud have lots of men coming to her in real life to make her choice from.

Expect less...and if it happens to be big, u thank God and smile
Long as usual

with all you have written, i'm stoping that intending online relationship straightaway

dotcom_na_me_na_me: PREDICTION

Sorry i've consulted my ifa, Chelsea will lose or draw today

Arsenal 2-0 Hull
Liverpool 1-0 Norwich City
Man United 0-1 Everton
Sunderland 1-0 Chelsea
Fulham 1-0 Tottenham
West Brom 1-0 Man City

your Ifa is not even sure. Keep deceiving yourself, while CFC will keep winning #KTBFFH

sirculynz: Sunderland have drastically improved since Guus poyet took over. They hold the ball a little longer and with John O'shea coming back into the side tonight and d form of wes brown and black cats having 2 solid EPL & UCL winners @ their disposal, i don't see chelsea "shy strikers" causing them any upset tonight. Chelsea will definitely dominate d midfield but hopefully it won't pay off. In d other end of the pitch, fletcher is as good as any top premier league strikers on his day (hopefully today is one of his), with the strength of Altidore and d fire power of Borini and Adam Johnson, Chelsea will definitely suffer a setback today. With Sunderland having d 4th biggest epl stadium, their ferocious fans will definitely play their part. I see a 1-0, or 2-1 win for sunderland.

i pity u

bxcode: Not all guys demand for sex

like me

youngprofdguru: Dem go trace una enter here con begin block una by Den una eyes go neat

dem no fit

Godshand: Photoshop. All these jobless bloggers sef, na wa o. For as much as i know Gej & Pej (works as a p.a to one of them ), this couple are not romantic @all left alone taking shot of this kinda pics. If oga Jona wan see madam for bedroom, him go just enter there, go straight to what he wants in d bedroom even without caressing madam to get wet down there or even kissing her during d deed. At times, madam belle no dey gree make oga go down low well well. Such times, na from back oga dey take am.

walahi, u don spoil beyond repair

category: Talking about supper stars missing out on the next world cup stage,
We will also miss the services of Yakubu Ayegbeni (a utility player) and Sanni Keita (another utility player)
I think Keshi should call them back

bad w33d working negatively

Nicepoker: @op u dont waste time. U only spend it.

so i'm not the only one that noticed that

buoye1: It was a partial eclipse in Bauchi....lik it gonna rain!

u still dey for Bauchi? U get mind ooo

Their costumer care agent's indulgence made me to dumped the network, but before that time, their network was the best for me, i can only go back to that network if they can allow their Bb subscription to work on Android devices like that of Airtel, coz the network is fair in my area but still lack 3g network at my area(federal polytechnic ado-ekiti area).

Paroman:
hahahahahah....... Since Arsenal last won a
trophy (21st
May 2005):
8 years, 5 months, 8 days, 19
hours, 51
minutes, 27 seconds.
Lets take a look at some ofthe
things that
have
happened since then...
- Lionel Messi turned
professional&won 78
individual trophies/awards,
including 4 consecutive
Ballon
d'Ors.
- Arsenal have bought 49 players
and sold 79. - Members of that
2005 have won 53
trophies
elsewhere.
- Nicholas Anelka has
scored 98 goals for 7 different
clubs, got
married&had 2 kids.. and he's
won 6 trophies.
- Chelsea have had 9 different
managers.
-since 2005, i have taken over 35464 cups of garri with kulikuli (old boys kola)
- Lionel Messi has scored 285
goals..
- Arsene Wenger has
earned over £56m in
wages. - 29 English teams have
won
domestic trophies.
-president jonah has gone from being the man with no shoe to deputy governor, governor, vice president and being a president
- Juventus and man City have
been
relegated,
promoted and won the league....(arsenal hide ur face in shame...,chaii!!, team relegate kon win league, wetin una dey do)
-Liverpool
have won 5 trophies [This time it
isn't
a HISTORY story unlike arsenal own]
- Pep Guardiola
retired as a
player, became a manager and
won 15 trophies.
- Arsenal have spent £227.500.00
on new
players.
- Birmingham City have been
relegated three times,
promoted twice, and won a
trophy [
League Cup] against arsenal... Oh
wait!
Wigan too
won a trophy and got relegated.
- The
planet'Mercury'has orbited the
sun 32 times.
- 390 people have been caught
self-servicing in the street on
Google Street View.
- Twitter has been created and
gained over
500
million users.
-Every English club across every
English league has changed
manager..(except trophyless arsenal.,...oh wait! They are not even a team, that's why they are trophyless....lols )
- Portsmouth have gone from
Premier League to League 2.
- Spain rose to dominance in
world football and has won 3
major titles
consecutively, including World
Cup.
- Luis Suárez has been
suspended for a total of 32
games... Oh and he's won 5
trophies.
- Suarez has bitten 2 different
players in 2
different countries for 2 different
teams.
- Zambia won the AFCON.
- Chelsea and Bayern signed 177
midfielders.
- The average 7UP
soft drink can has
been recycled 51 times.. [calm
down
Barcelona
fans,I
wasn't referring to the epic UCL 7up
molestation from Bayern ]
- Mourinho coached chelsea, 2 other teams won 18 new trophies, a treble, has changed from the "special one" to the "happy one" (and he is about to whip the a$$ of trophyless as$-a.nal tonight,,.,.lols)
- There have been 908 recorded
instances of rabbits Molesting
cats... dafuq?
- Chuck Norris has personally
taken
down 1,122 international
terrorists.
- Arjen Robben has passed the
ball to his teammate more than 5
times in a game.. [incredible,
this coming from Robben ]
- Wayne Rooney has grown hair,
lost it, got a hair
transplant and then lost his hair
again......lols
hit LIKE if u think arsenal trophyless misery will continue till 2020 and chelsea is gonna whip their a$$ today.

abeg this banter too much, take am easy

wrench:
of cause he can. The "Tuale" sign is an alternative. Cos i rarely shake hands. My grandma brought me up that way.

ur grandma must be the type of my own grandma, she used to warn me to stop having a handshake with people, due to her experience, she says alot of people's destinies has been stolen spiritually through handshaking. But i dont know how to resist handshaking expectially to the strangers....

samlestic: To l3 users dat wish to join watsapp group,drop ur number hea or text it to 08066471493 indicating tecno l3 on d message. lets talk and help ourselvs beta

08062345573

I can't forget this thing called marijuana, it almost killed me/make me insane in my secondary school days and it lasted for 3 days before i could get myself back to normal. The last time i smoked it was when i was re-writing my ssce examination, i couldn't write anything down on that day, i couldn't walk, nor see clearly, everything i saw then were moving including buildings . It was funny but i cant forget those ugly moments of my life. Thank God for my life now, i've accepted Jesus into my life, and there is nothing like that in Life!

dlex21: who has been to carl care for one reason or d oda...do they really attend to pple??

i also care to know

obisite:

I gues ur fone is brickd, if its stick to dat

Folow dis link, download every file dia, unpack it, inshort, u wil see d step to step, folow it carefuly, u can do it, kinda easy if u understand it..

http://samintegrity..co.uk/2013/09/how-to-unbrick-tecno-l3.html?m=1

ok, u mean i should download those files on a system?

Osyxcel:

Wipe data/factory reset.

Use volume buttons to scroll up or down, and use power button to select.

ok,thatz what i clicked, and i clicked reboot after completing the wiping, but still can not reboot/start. please can u give me ur number so i can call u, my number is 08062345573

Osyxcel:

Don't switch it on. Press the power button and volume up button to boot into recovery mode.

ok,thanks, i've done that, what else should i do? What i see are
reboot system now
apply update from ADB
Apply update from sdcard
apply update from cache
wipe data/factory reset
wipe cache partition
back up user data
restore user data
but i clicked wipe data/factory reset, so what next should i do?

johntousin: Eighty three-year old Ben Nwabueze has described his nomination to the 13-member national conference committee by President Goodluck Jonathan as inappropriate, stating that the appointment should be for a younger and healthier person.

“It is an appointment for a younger person, not for an old man of 83 years afflicted by ill-health,” the elder statesman said in a statement signed by him and distributed on Thursday.

According to him, the President should have requested the Patriots to nominate someone to the committee rather than asking him who is battling with a terminal illness at a very old age to come be part of the committee.

Prof. Nwabueze who leads the Patriots-a socio-political association of elderly Nigerians-claimed that the group got a hint of the planned conference during a meeting with President Jonathan in July and expected him to ask the group for someone to be on the committee.

Expressing his displeasure with the nomination, the octogenarian said “I never expected to be appointed............

For more details on this news:

http://premiumtimesng.com/news/146768-nwabueze-blasts-jonathan-inappropriately-nominating-national-conference-committee.html?utm_source=&utm_medium=twitter&utm_campaign=nwabueze-blasts-jonathan-inappropriately-nominating-national-conference-committee

but the tittle is misleading coz i didn't see where Jonathan was blast in what i read

dmedalion2: hello friends
..
..
welcome once again to those that got their Tecno L3 BRICKED.
.
.
I wont be talking much on this,but i promise to break it down
for most of our Newbies to get my point.
If you have any problem Reply here on this Topic,[url]http://gurus lo dg e. co m[/url]
or via my Facebook Timeline ([url]http://facebook. com /umorumuhammed[/url]).
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.

I Also Beleave with this some of us would be able to show appreciation
in one way or the other
.
.
AS STOCK ROM we about to install. its from my device so i recommend
we perform a device hardreset
after a SUCCESSFUL installation of this STOCK ROM,to enable us wipe
off all my junk files in this ROM.although nothing much but i'd advice
we do that to avoid stories that touch..hehehe..
.
so back to the SHOWROOM.
.
.
.
REQUIREMENTS:
-PC(not compulsary)
-Rooted Device(which means your device must be rooted before it got Bricked)
-Tecno L3 Device.
-Brain/Understanding
-CWMrecovery installed on your Device.
.
TUTORIAL HAS TWO PHASES.
IT Goes like this,if you dont have have CWMrecovery,then perfom PHASE2 of the tutorial before
coming to PHASE1,


PHASE 1
Now lets Get to the point. Since you'v Rooted your Device,
then i believe you have the posible knowledge of using SP FlashTOOL
.
.
1-Download The stock rom files
.
2-copy all the parts to a new folder in your PC
.
3-Click on Tecno_L3_Stock_ROMDump_By_Dmedalion.part01 .
it will automatically unpack all the remaining parts together.
after the unpack you should have this folder
130822-125557
.
4-Copy the above folder(130822-125557) to your
SDcard/Clockworkmode/backup/
.
5-Since your Device is Dead and Can still boot into Recovery MODE(CWMr)
.
6-Goto Backup & Restore and
.
7-Restore the folder(130822-125557).
wait for process to run through.after Restoration is complete.
REBBOT ur Device.....
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If you have dont have CWMr.
then you need to flash one to ur Device befor performing this task.
to Do so,since your device can not boot,then you will
be needing SP Flashtool to Flash the CWMrecovery.img
to your Device,this will replace the recovery mode that came with
your device which is known as the Stock 3e Recovery
.....
.....
PHASE 2

FOR THE NOOBS: after installing CWMrecovery,this is what your Recovery mode should
look like when ever you press your power button+volume key.

....
....
TIP HOW TO FLASH THE RECOVERY FOR NOOBS
*copy the Recovery.img to any foleder on ur PC
(make sure its the pc u used in rooting ur device,or any other that has the MTK VCOMDrivers installed)
if its not any of these, then you might need to read the rooting
tutorial/how to install the MTK VCOM Drivers..so i wont be dancing around this aspect again.
....
....
Back to our story:
after copying the recovery.img to any Folder,Do the same to your MT6575_Android_scatter_emmc
1

.
*Launch SP Flashtool and click on Scatter-loading.
Locate the MT6575_Android_scatter_emmc you extracted earlier and choose it
2
.
*A list of Tecno L3 Map files should pop up,
when it shows up,click on RECOVERY then locate your recovery.img
file you extracted earlier and select it
3
4
.
.
After Selecting click on DOWNLOAD Tab,
4
it will give
you a warning that 'not all images were seleted',just ignore the message and click 'YES' To continue

...
Now since ur device is not booting,simply insert the battery and connect it via USB to the PC,then then
the flashing proccess should start,when successfull,you should see a DOWNLOAD OK
with a green circle,..
..
*
now try booting into recovery mode and you should see a new recovery mode like mine
above(first pic)
..
if this was done successfully,then you can procceed to INFO PHASE 1

it means i cant recover my l3 without the use of a computer system, if i'd live in Lagos u would have help me unbrick or recover my l3 back

Judinho59:

He actually meant stock rom.. Just hold your power button and volume up button together.. or maybe
Your device is bricked.. Google search "How to unbrick Tecno L3".. follow that samintergrity's blog..

it doesn't boot/start all, it only displays tecno when switching it on and doesn't proceed to boot/start all, hence, not allowing me to do any setting via power button or upper volume key, besides power button and volume key doesn't do/result to any settings on L3, it only works on n3

yetunsbay: where can it be downloaded apart from Sybla.com

search for 1mobile on google, down their application and on it u can search for any application u like to download(including sybla), just like google playstore. After downloading Sybla tv application, you would also be requested to download Mx player for sybla tv to work, also go to 1mobile to download mx player after this..... U are good to go......

capip120: Pls peeps i recharged dis morning on my glo sim and i was given 30mb but since then it has refused to browse not until i subscribed for the daily 13mb even wen i exhausted dat 13mb i was hoping for it to start taking from the 30mb i had before only for it to tell me dat my 13mb is finished dat i should subscribe again which i did and it's exhausted already but the 30mb is still there and my phone refused to browse up to dis very moment.
Am on glo bounce pls wat should i do?

go to your glo access point setting, there are three or two options(access point) under that glo setting click it to be on gloflat, then u are good to go....