₦airaland Forum

I will pick romantic and faithful.
Though hes gotta be fine oh..

If you do a good deed, you don't need to announce the reason. My 2 cents

notoriousbabe:
Op you have finally confirmed to me dat small boys have tooked over nairaland

The word is "taken" my dear

Damn, I am a lady oh, but if that's you in your profile pic , damnnnnn. Girl u hot...

Now to the topic:
It seems to me that your in-laws are too informal with you, to the extent they pray on a job offer you secured. Next time, I feel you don't need to discuss such personal issues with them, your husband can know but not your in-laws.
Secondly, in this era of unemployment, explain to them that, they should join you in praying against whatever demon they saw that formed their conclusion.
Lastly if they insist I guess you shouldn't take the job, as I personally hate negativity and they already introduced that.

NgeneUkwenu:
APC senators should reconvene and Impeach him now!

Where does he expect The President to submit the List of his Ministerial Nominees??

Why Must He Close the Chamber?
#UnSeatSarakiNow!

To impeach the speaker you need a 2/3 majority, that is atbleast 72 members APC have only 60 members and even among them Saraki has supporters... so my dear i doubt he can be impeached.

APC in my opinion just need a stronger leadership, Oyegun aint doing it for me. Saraki is a 2 time governor and has been in the senate since 2011 immediately after his tenure as a governor. So when it comes to experience in maneuvering people, he's got it.
The formation of the party APC is very weak, they need well groomed politicians to mold the crisis.
Its unfortunate that the "leaders" allowed this to degenerate to this level, Oyegun knew fully well that Saraki was not insupport of Lawan emerging as the Majority Leader, yet he went forward to send the "" letter, rather than having a meeting with both parties and arriving at a consensus candidate.

I vote for
1) Tomfrench - has a matured cuteness
2) Sosiqdude - has a baby face cuteness


Cc Nl Jega

Dats all...

Itz just not easy to run a business in Nigeria, the running cost is so high.....

Now this is wow, an artist in the making.....
www.YouTube.com/watch?v=_j3FOG0G1Vc

3,000+ views

Nice compilation, though I would recommend putting a salary range, the minimum you can collect and a maximum, a 25% increase on your minimum.
The reason for this is that, it would be mega annoying to pass an interview process, be offered the job (particularly one involving many phases) then offered a sum either less than what you currently earn, or if unemployed not sufficient to meet even daily needs.
From experience shortlisting applicants:

1) never send a scanned copy of your cv I.e jpeg, jpg etc. ( it still amazes me that graduates do this)

2) check the format of your font, ensure you use one font, when you copy from the internet ensure you change the color, font and size.

3) your employment history should have at least the Company name, duration, job title and if possible brief jd.

4) I doubt the employer needs to know your height, state of origin(except it's a govt job), Lga, age (except otherwise stated).

Ilekeh:
I respect each individual's choice of gender, however, he should stop being deceitful about it.

1. He's gay
2. He wants to be a woman.

Nothing wrong with any of the above.

Hmmm. Are you sure there's nothing wrong with the above....

Hi,
you should have put this on YouTube, you can upload audio songs on YouTube. So that as people from nairaland are viewing it, it adds to your views. They are numerous advantages of higher votes.

adeowo84:
I want to bless the name of God...after a long wait since i concluded my NYSC programme, i just got a text offering me an appointment into one of the major telecommunication company in Nigeria. It pays to wait on God and surely serving God pays, i stood on God's word since January and today I'm in a joyous mood.To all my fellow N'lders, is it possible for you to make one of your eye to look up and the other to look down? . NO.so never trust in any man but fix your gaze on God only...goodluck!

I actually tried doing the bolded.. lol..
Congrats

Hmmmm, lazy folks will also come here and say "So true"....
Some people are naturally more hardworking and dedicated than others.... I guess I really needed to see this, as sometimes we go overboard and work as slaves with no increase in remuneration.
We mix official work relationships with personal relationship and at the end of the day, we feel worse off, exploited and have nothing or very little to show for it...

No. 5 is not always true, the nature of jobs demand overtime...

I guess I would advise people to work over board, spend the extra time at work, but DEMAND REMUNERATION FOR IT.. don't work overtime for free...

Mcbussy:
Lost count around number 26, and that was 3 years ago... judging by that time, at least about 5 more should av added to it.

I've resigned from that life though, been clean and holy for almost a year now. All I need now is one girl that would give me a million reasons.

Typically, after nacking everything in skirt, you start forming born again.. mtschweew

Rumpelstiltskin:
so my president dey read newspaper?

Abeg OP, which particular newspaper be that? I wan buy one full page for the newspaper, make I design my CV put there. Presido fit see am come consider me for Minister of Petroleum Resources.

Mr President, I learnt you are now in South Africa, please don't forget to take pictures close to the ZUMA rock there (no pun intended).

But Sir, on behalf of all well meaning Nairalanders (TANoids excluded ), I will like to ask you Sir, have you seen the movie titled 'Around The World In 80 Days' directed by Michael Anderson in 1956? Or the 2004 version directed by Frank Coraci? Are you trying to release a 2015 version Sir? We Nairalanders and indeed all Nigerians will love to know Sir. Thank you!

Dude, u killed me

bushdoc9919:
The only solution is.......INCREASE THE FEES.

Yes....if you want good residential facilities in Nigerian universities.....INCREASE THE FEES....or privatize the hostels. Even if it means hostel fees of N150000 per annum....at least for a clean working toilet....it is worth it!

Education funding in Nigeria is not enough. If you pay N5000 .....you get N5000 toilet. Pay N2million....you get first class.

But I am not suggesting we pay N2million.

I am suggesting, however, that we face the reality. Nigeria does not have enough money for education. Either PMB finds an extra N5 trillion yearly for universities....or we privatize all of them, and focus all the saved money on primary and secondary education.And we can increase taxes while we are at it.

If you want first class....you pay for first class. Accept no substitutes.

Though Tertiary Education Fund gives millions of naira to federal universities yearly, in 2014, it was about N912 million per university.
The problem ain't the funding, it's the management of the fund alloted.

As for the OP's narrative, I blame the students, experienced the same thing in my uni days, why would a sane person use a restroom without flushing... Some Nigerians are just animals. Simple... we behave like animals and our leaders treat us like such....

Men, who is Emeka Offor, that can donate 10 million US DOLLARS... Chai.. it is well...

Come on OP, are you trying to tell me that if you could buy A second hand toyota Prado and a brand new one (same year, specs) you would go for the former. Men, you and I both know that's a lie, the only reason why people buy second is due to funds shortage..... I can buy the argument that one would rather get a second hand (first grade) toyota then a new Kia (fine) only because of the nature of our dilapidated road, however if you live in central area Abuja, where all the roads are tarred, you cannot agree with this b*ullsh***.

Different brands of tokunbo cars are dumped in Nigeria and other 3rd world countries simple because the standard of living is mega low and people cannot afford new cars..............

Ipledge2:
With her sag boobs abi... Mtcheeeew

I love big and firm boobs

Dude seems you don't know much about boooobs, once it gets to a particular size, it has to sag.... The bigger it is the more likelihood of sagging.. its natural..

Hmm, though I ain't married, sometimes I have messages I wouldnt like my guy to see, and so does he. My issues is his insistence on it knowing you ain't comfortable with it.
If you force him to release his password, he might just end up deleting messages he knows you wouldn't like to see, which doesn't help.

SAM LOCO... I MISS THE DUDE...

ronald4lif:
You have to quit the affair and let go of her. There's no way to do it that she won't feel hurt and bitter. You both should sit and have a talk, right there you tell her you can't continue with the relationship anymore. Tell her you want to pay more attention to your business, studies or job and relationship is a distraction. Perhaps telling her via message would be better, so she doesn't share emotional tears in your presence.

That's harsh, breaking up with someone via text.. not fair, the least you can do is tell her to her face...
Some guys really need to learn to be more sensitive of people's feelings.

UnknownT:


Even the APC Members that were waiting "Foolishly" for Buhari, don't they have aides or family members that would have called them to tell them that the sitting has commenced since it was televised live? It was only after Saraki had won, they now "Heard " and rushed down to the assembly complex. Liars everywhere

My exact observation, it was aired live on major local channels, don't they have family members watching these channels that would have notified them of the development.
If I had even a close relative being inaugurated, I will be glued to the tv.

I don't even get it jor....

Mine would be 'Jail bird', might not be able to date an ex convict,,, I love gamers though as I am one myself..
Devil May Cry.... My favorite....

WHATTTTT. They don't have a case, why would you leave doing working hours, hours that you are being paid for, to have a party meeting ONE HOUR before the election. That is highly unprofessional. I doubt it was Buhari that convened the meeting, it was probably his party members, because how will you convene a meeting hours after your return to the country to the International Conference Center to have a PARTY meeting on the same day of the election.
Wtf, I beg,let them just park well..

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Pls can anyone help me with details on Lasun, couldn't find anything online,, is this his first term in the house, previous political history etc etc etc.. Thanks...

The dude had to shake 356 ppl, now that's work... Has to mega sanitize those hands.....

Hmmm. It's a tough one.. sometimes it's good not to tell, because she might already know he's a cheat and be willing to continue with the relationship. You, being a close friend, knowing would make her feel highly uncomfortable and would ultimately worsen and or eventually end the relationship.

prettythicksme:
sweet mom,i love u plenty

Amen oh, except years of joy....

Djeezy is cute though.. wonder why he ain't among the contestants for Nr Nairaland..