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Hmm. Well i dont recommend you guys get married for the sole reason that she is pregnant.
You have to be ready for marriage before you marry. Or you will subject yourselves to untold poverty.
You need to meet with her parents and promise them marriage, you can get engaged to her and look for a part time job.
Take care of her till you are ready for marriage financially, emotionally and spiritually.
DONT marry because of pregnancy

My 2 cents sha

Hmm. This babe eh.. representing.. my namesake all the way. KEMI... Where does Obasanjo find these people??

Nigeria is messed up... News agency of nigeria is just doing nothing.... Our newspaper writers and editors have become story tellers, writing factless, audience grabbing headlines and going scot free.
Licenses have to start getting revoked.. what rubbish....
Please someone tell me the function or NANS, when they cannot even regulate journalism...
No wonder Idi Amin said 'you have freedom of speech but freedom after speech I cannot guarantee.

If this is not curbed they will succeed in heating up the polity.

So many fresh and handsome guys.. mehn

Timoleon:
The only thing i want to comment on is dat


you nigg*a is dirty....keep your room neat, wash your plates and kip your floor clean! If you need house help, get one, if you need wife get one, dont confuse both as the same!

I love this, will you marry me

Toosure70:
PDP, May God punish PDP and their supporters. Ondo, Edo& Kogi, REJECT PDP, REJECT CALAMITIES. I know the flat head people will quote me. Quote me and go hell fire o.

Abegi, so we should vote for Aregbesola that refuses to pay salaries. I ain't for any party... Just saying it's the individual not the party that matters...

Hmmm

I use 'Rain of Castermera' from game of thrones... Best instrumental ever...

You should be more explicit...

iheanyi40:
u just made me remember game of thrones gonn buy d season 2 dis morning

Yes oh, dude don't waste time, just finished season 5; definitely the best series EVER......
"You know nothing Jon snow"......

Nice.....
I fall in the mysterious neighbor category....

toprealman:
YOU FAILED IT BROS!

Apparently this is where there is contention
6 - 0 + 1,

So using BODMAS literally, you performing the addition operand before the subtraction.
What you need to understand is that there are numerous "order of precedence", while the British recognize BOD MAS, America and some other European countries use PEMDAS(Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally).
It stands for "Parentheses, Exponents, Multiplication and Division,Addition and Subtraction".
Note, it states addition AND subtraction, the AND means they have equal order of precedence, when working with an equation that has both, you evaluate from LEFT to RIGHT, note the same AND clause with the multiplication AND division.
They both have a clause, you can read this up, when you have a bunch of operands with the same rank YOU EVALUATE FROM LEFT TO RIGHT.
please read it up...
Knowledge is power...

Hmmm, interesting.
This thread clearly slows why the fail rate for maths in Waec is low. I don't blame the people who think it's 5, I blame our primary education system.
The answer indisputably is 7, anyone saying otherwise really needs extra lessons as this is basic primary school maths...
Principle:
Multiplication and division have equal precedence as does addition and subtraction, so when you have an equation with either addition and subtraction you work from left to right, same as with multiplication and division.

My advice to ask upcoming artist:

1) perseverance
2) study the market and release songs that match the demand
3) stop making noise in the name is singing, you don't have to shout,

Shakiti Bobo - Prometheus

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Yhunoos:
Sai Buhari
Man of integrity
Na only you sure pass for naija


But seriously na only 3 out of 36 pass the test..

APC ROBOTS PLEASE STOP.
I AM TIRED OF READING THIS EVERYWHERE.
man of integrity, charismatic, energetic, strong, etc etc.
I know alot of nairaland accounts were opened during the past election, but you cannot continue saying the same thing, this is what you sold that people bought and voted for him, you need to sell something else....
This could have won you the election but it cannot sustain you in power, you need to start stating his achievements or his plans for achievements..
please I beg stop, it gives me headache, someone who has not announced his roadmap to move Nigeria forward,,and you are singing praises.
I personally like him,,but please stop.

makzeze:
Baba, I and my family wish you safe trip to and fro the US.

May your state visit to the US brings economic prosperity, development and peace to Nigeria.

He looks energetic and charismatic.

Nigerians, men,you guys never sieze to surprise me, from a single picture that he wasn't even facing the camera, you can deduce that he looked "energetic and charismatic".
Are you trying to convince yourself, or others?
I laugh because, though I am not partisan, I have noticed you people just try with every post to convince us that he is still young and capable.
Let him perform, simple, "energetic" doesn't create jobs, "charismatic" doesn't change the exchange rate naira to dollars.
I wish his administration well.

Please, the NSA is a high paying position,,if he is a car freak and decides to invest in cars it's really nobody's business.
Some people buy helicopters, some build houses, others open an international farm.
What one does with one's money is their business.
I don't mind Buhari probing anybody, but stop mocking people; laying siege on their house.
If you have fvcking evidence summon them the professional way and take them to court, but all this newspaper headlines and guerrilla system.
Mtschweeee.
See me commenting when there is no authentic evidence of this news. Metro naija, nonsense. when one news agency or journalist is taken to court and make a scapegoat, others will stop fabrication stories to increase traffic on their site.

I totally agree , Even if it's a MAJOR mistake, no boss has the right to slap you, that's an ASSAULT dude.

There was a time an IT programmer for an America Airline (can't remember the name) made a mistake on the airlines website and all local tickets (within states) were being sold for $1.. trust the social media, people started telling people, everyone was booking even those that had no intention to travel. When the board found out the rectified the glitch and all they could do in line with employees rights is to terminate the Programmer, they lost thousands of dollars but it was termed "an employee mistake" finish, a simple verbal assault and the employees would have sued.

No matter the magnitude your boss doesn't even have the right to SHOUT on you.
Though I need to add that's it's a different ball game in Nigeria. We have no law, we have no employeee right, so I guess if you have money you sue, else you resign.

londongal03:
Depends on the salary.
100k below- Slap back
500k above- turn ur left ear

You amaze me, you don't even know you right, my dear regardless of the amount of your salary no fvcking boss has the right to slap you. The dont even have the right to over shout on you, they issue queries, or terminate your appointment, not assault you.

Nigerians just don't know their rights, you can sue for that,,our legal system is just crap.
I am appalled by your statement, tells a lot about how you value yourself.

We don't know

All these fvcking news outlets, they weren't sacked, their tenure is over, this is how it's been since time memorial, when Obj handed over to Yar'adua, when Jonathan took over 2011, the same status quo.
I guess Nigeria's political sphere is so boring that there's is no news, newspapers have nothing to write about.
So they modify headlines, all in a bit to market.

Actually the reason they have the most views is that they are recognized in other African countries, most of the views are from other African countries and not Nigeria.
Our data bundle services is terrible in Nigeria, so a large proportion of Nigerians don't really view you tube videos, they listen to songs on the radio and watch videos on the TV.
P-square is dope, no doubt, but their income is majorly from other African countries.

Thats nice, so they quoted from Nairaland.....

Babe,I honestly think Economics ain't your thing.
for your info, the ban on toothpick importation was first proposed by Soludo, but unfortunately he wasn't able to actualize it.
How can we be fvcking importing toothpicks.... Toothpicks.... That tiny piece of wood we use to pick our teeth... Toothpicks... Its appalling....Men....

I dislike the CBN govt for just waking up from his slumber when election results were announced. But calling a spade a spade that's a good move, next we should ban the importation of rice and other products that can be locally produced. Chinese Local textiles etc etc...

Baby industries cannot compete with these imported products, the cost of production in this countries is more favorable than Nigeria, hence the selling price is lower than local industries can for now afford to sell.
Only when importation is banned and long term low interest loans given to intending SMEs would our competitive market expand.
So my dear, stopping calling for the governor's resignation simply because you read it somewhere. Understand the story, facts and figures...

So he's 72... Hmmm ..

Me just wondering,
we were promised CHANGE, so I wouldnt describe following the footsteps or mode of past presidents as change.
That ain't change...
Though I guess for such sensitive posts you need someone you can trust. Pity that trust in Nigeria is still aligned with tribe.

What of Emeks Offor who recently donated $10 million to the Carter center for the fight against river blindness.
He gotta be rich to donate that sum.....

firstEVA:
At least 18 hrs daily, Buhari is at the top of his game.

Mehn nawa....
You amaze me with your sheer want to praise Buhari.
So Buhari that has spent less than 1 month in power is responsible for your 18hrs supply.
Please be realistic, even the bible says give what is Ceasar to Caesar, the past administration might have failed in many ways, but whatever positive you enjoy before Buhari inaugurates his cabinet should be accrued to Jonathan.

Hi guys,

Please i need some advice on which certification to pursue, i intend writing the exam from the actual provider, i.e Microsoft MCSE
Solutions Expert or Oracle Database 11g Certified Master Exam 11GOCM.
Please tech guys in the house should advice with regards to the Nigerian Technology labour market.

Hmm. Sad..
I take a different stance though. Personally I detest your person, to justify cheating on your wife in the name of "satisfying emotional desires" is just disgusting.

I would advice you to get a divorce, so many marriages in this country ought to be dissolved yet, for the fear of "what people will say", "the shame", or "the kids", they remain.
Its clear you don't love your wife anyone, the worst is that you don't respect her, and my dear in a relationship respect is more important than love.
You entire write up is just selfish, you seem only keen on pleasing your desires regardless on the impact on your wife or kids.
Please get a divorce, we have many single mothers doing well... Better than transmitting something to her, or the fake marriage institution she is currently living in.