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LeJeun3: Report: Kayswag spoke lotta guys have been insulting and ranting..........

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Note: I have tried and tested this, i subscribed on my modem this night
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thanks man hav done it

momojomo: [size=20pt]This Thread Should Go Down Nairaland History as The Best Thread Ever.[/size]

As in en !! Na funniest thread of the year! ! Especially when dem ask where hin shoe in kan talk sey Jackie chan don collect am lol!

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahhahahah
Jesuuuu! I just have to comment lol! Damn funny

Lol! Abeg make dem do d one for ladies too! Cuz am suspecting my gfrnd na every guy I see with her be her family frnd

Miner13: To me i can't just allow girl to cook for me.
I personally devoted my time to learn how to cook.
@op, if your girl is not doing the cooking to your taste why not walk up to the kitchen do it yourself or you teach her

Lol nice idea but shey na me go teach my uncle"s wife too? Am really tired! I go run comot from mu uncle house sef dis weekend rice, spag n indomine don dey grow for my head lol

Stylishrita: Maybe u r going for d flashly n not homely girls.

At all! D fact is dat ladies dnt want to even go to kitchen again instead dey will say dat a guy dat cook for dem is very romantic

chimajii: Lol...man.....am A Dude....U suppose look wetin d gender dey talk after d name so that u go knw hw 2 address ppu....lmao....

Lol ! Nice one ; D

chimajii: ^^ is this hw some of y'all behave in Here?? Sum1 politely corrects Ur shii and Bam! U flip...

Mama chima dis is not site where u nid to write d best of English to pass a message! If not u will hav to correct d whole comments on nland! D main tin is passingvd message! I hope uve started learning hw to prepare rice n stew cuz na next month be wedding o!

[quote author=Man_51ut]Are u going to go and hunt or farm then? And stop adding do before verbs. Jeez[/quote]What is this one saying?

Pls is d uba house at dugbe? Am new in ib

[quote author=Mynd_44]Erm.....why don't you jump into the kitchen and lets see if you can do a better job, everyone should be able to cook not just women[/quote]Dis is Africa women ought to knw hw to cook! So me go dey kitchen and she will be in d sitting room reading newspaper abi! I hear u! U better go n learn hw to cook cuz not every guy can be as patient as me to be swallowing food with water as if am taking panadol

didicold: Op,
kindly stop using do before ur verbs, verbs are already doing words. If dier food doznt taste nice, quit whining and do it urself.

I don hear! And if persn check ur WAEC result na F9 u get! U kan dey form professor of English! Mstcheww

lokito: Cos They' so used to mama-put these days n Internet racketeering

After all d browsing n chatting they be like: Madam, Abeg mix peper soup and bean. add 3 kpomo,one plantain and some okporo. pour kunu join am. spray som stew on top jare!! no time.

Tell dem o! Na indomine dem sabi cook

Woke up this midnight and still angry because of the kind of food have been eating lately! My gfrnd food hardly taste nice, I do use water to swallow my uncle's new wife's food as though am taking panadol!
My friends do complain of dere various experience too, one of dem even said his brother's wife only cook rice, spag n beans all through d week and its only stew she prepares no local dishes lol! So tired, guys do you have similar experience

Na scam jo! Ull end of paying for the training without any prospect of employment

Tragedy struck in the Oshodi area of Lagos State on Tuesday after a truck belonging to the Lord’s Chosen Charismatic Revival Church lost control, killing and injuring many people.Many eyewitnesses at the scene gave conflicting reports of the number of people killed and wounded in the accident.The number of the dead ranged between 12 and 20. But police authority confirmed that only six people died, while five people were wounded.However, the News Agency of Nigeria reported that the Oshodi Unit Commander of the Federal Road Safety Corps, Mr. Samuel Ogundayo, said 19 people were involved in the accident, adding that eight of them died.It was learnt that among the dead was an unidentified pregnant woman, whose foetus was also crushed in the accidentPUNCH Metro learnt that the truck, which was laden with sand, was heading towards Mile 2 area when it experienced a brake failure.A newspaper vendor on the Oshodi Oke Bridge, Michael Okafor, told our correspondent that the truck ran into bystanders at the Oshodi Motor Park.Okafor said, “Around 11.30am, many people were standing at the part of the motor park, where Mile 2 buses park when the truck just ran into them. The truck also ran into some of the vehicles there. So many people were crushed and blood was all over the place.“The driver immediately ran away, but he was later arrested by policemen from Makinde Police Station.”The incident was said to have caused traffic congestion on the Mile 2 bound lane as bystanders and motorists rushed to the scene to assist the victims.Police Public Relations Officer, Ngozi Braide, said the driver, Lawrence Nwaodu, had been arrested and the vehicle had been impounded.Braide said the victims had been rushed to the Lagos State University Teaching Hospital, Ikeja, where they were responding to treatment.

http://www.punchng.com/news/eight-killed-11-injured-in-lagos-truck-accident/

Nice one! More pics pls! N try to be less technical for newbies like me