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CrimeRe: Why I Slept With My Friend’s Teenage Daughter – UNILAG Lecturer. Picture. by bookkeepers: 8:08am On Aug 08, 2015
She need not be a virgin. No woman deserves to be raped even if she is a prostitute.
boboLIL:
A fool at forty is a fool for forever..... Shameless men of this days taking advantage of teens(girls)



I'm expecting to read where they said "he took her virginity and they went to the hospital and noticed her hymen has been broken" so @ 18, she don de fvck di.cks....ok na.



Since the gal no bi virgin......the man may be sayin the truth and the gal may also be sayin the truth.....
CareerRe: How Safe Is It To Have A Pension Plan In Nigeria? by bookkeepers: 11:22pm On Jul 30, 2015
vitality22:
What is the guarantee period of annuity please?
And at the death of the owner of the annuity account after the guarantee period, what happens to the next of kin?
Am waiting for your reply please
I won't advice any1 to take up an annuity. I once witnessed a situation where at the death of a retiree, her children were paid less than the balance on the annuity. The balance was 5m, they paid them 3.7m. A pension fund administrator will pay the full sum at death. The kids felt cheated.
CareerRe: Is It Ideal To Relate With Your Boss On The Social Media? by bookkeepers: 12:51pm On Jul 22, 2015
I also work for a parastatal. I do not have any colleague whether senior or junior on any of my social media platforms. A colleague once feigned illness, took sick leave and went abroad. All the "abroad" pictures where he was seen having fun was transmitted to the office both in hard and soft copies by his facebook friends who were also his colleagues.
FamilyRe: Married With Kids But Deeply In Love With Another Lady by bookkeepers: 11:16pm On Jun 27, 2015
Young man do you really know the meaning of love, love is when you like and tolerate your husband or your wife because of her bad side and not because of the good side. As for your sex mate she is only interested in making you unhappy. And mind you if you are sack today her love for you will evaporate like,steam so be warned.
LiteratureRe: Ambush By Gbemisola Adeoti by bookkeepers(op): 11:54pm On Jun 11, 2015
I'm not the author
LiteratureUpdate: 2015 Writivism Short Prize Long List by bookkeepers(op): 6:02pm On May 26, 2015
The 2015 Writivism Short Story Prize Long List is out. Quite a good number of Nigerians made the list. See details here:http://bookconvo.com/update-2015-writivism-prize-long-list/
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WebmastersRe: Webmasters Please Help by bookkeepers(op): 10:43pm On May 19, 2015
Thanks. I'll contact you tomorrow
WebmastersWebmasters Please Help by bookkeepers(op): 10:48am On May 19, 2015
Please help me review my site: www.bookconvo.com. Google adsense keeps rejecting my site. I'm passionate about this site and would love to improve on it.
WebmastersRe: POST -your- Website/blog- For- REVIEW by bookkeepers: 10:33am On May 19, 2015
Google adsense keeps rejecting my site. Please help review it: www.bookconvo.com
LiteratureRe: Please Who Has This Poem? Help Me Please!!!!!! Gbemisola Adeoti: Ambush by bookkeepers:
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LiteratureAmbush By Gbemisola Adeoti by bookkeepers(op):
The land is a giant whale

that swallows the sinker,

with hook, line and bait

aborting dreams of a good catch

fishers turn home at dusk

blue Peter on empty ships

all Peters with petered out desires



The land is a saber-toothed tiger

that cries deep in the glade

While infants shudder home

the grizzled ones snatch their gut

from bayonets of tribulation

halting venturous walk at dusk



The land is a giant hawk

that courts unceasing disaster

as it hovers and hoots in space



The land lies patiently ahead

awaiting in ambush

those who point away from a direction

where nothing happens

toward the shore of possibilities.



For more details, see: http://bookconvo.com/waecneco-african-prose-drama-and-poems-lonely-days-bayo-adebowale-harvest-of-corruption-by-frank-ogodo-ogbeche-ambush-gbemisola-adeoti/
Poems For ReviewRe: Vanity By Birago Diop by bookkeepers(op): 11:29am On May 14, 2015
@ishilove like Birago Diop, do you also believe that dead ancestors live on and should be celebrated?
Poems For ReviewVanity By Birago Diop by bookkeepers(op):
Vanity

If we tell, gently, gently
All that we shall one day have to tell,
Who then will hear our voices without laughter,
Sad complaining voices of beggars
Who indeed will hear them without laughter?

If we cry roughly of our torments
Ever increasing from the start of things
What eyes will watch our large mouths
Shaped by the laughter of big children
What eyes will watch our large mouth?

What hearts will listen to our clamoring?
What ear to our pitiful anger
Which grows in us like a tumor
In the black depth of our plaintive throats?

When our Dead comes with their Dead
When they have spoken to us in their clumsy voices;
Just as our ears were deaf
To their cries, to their wild appeals
Just as our ears were deaf

They have left on the earth their cries,
In the air, on the water, where they have traced their signs for us blind deaf and unworthy Sons
Who see nothing of what they have made
In the air, on the water, where they have traced their signs

And since we did not understand the dead
Since we have never listened to their cries
If we weep, gently, gently
If we cry roughly to our torments
What heart will listen to our clamoring,
What ear to our sobbing hearts?


For more details, visit: http://bookconvo.com/waecneco-african-prose-drama-and-poems-lonely-days-bayo-adebowale-harvest-of-corruption-by-frank-ogodo-ogbeche-ambush-gbemisola-adeoti/
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LiteratureThe Dining Table - A Poem By Gbanabom Hallowell by bookkeepers(op):
Dinner tonight comes with
gun wounds. Our desert
tongues lick the vegetable
blood—the pepper
strong enough to push scorpions
up our heads. Guests
look into the oceans of bowls
as vegetables die on their tongues.

The table
that gathers us is an island where guerillas
walk the land while crocodiles
surf. Children from Alphabeta with empty palms dine
with us; switchblades in their eyes,
silence in their voices. When the playground
is emptied of children`s toys
who needs roadblocks? When the hour
to drink from the cup of life ticks,
cholera breaks its spell on cracked lips

Under the spilt
milk of the moon, I promise
to be a revolutionary, but my Nile, even
without tributaries comes lazy
upon its own Nile. On this
night reserved for lovers of fire, I’m
full with the catch of gun wounds, and my boots
have suddenly become too reluctant to walk me.

For the analysis, click here: http://bookconvo.com/waecneco-african-prose-drama-and-poems-lonely-days-bayo-adebowale-harvest-of-corruption-by-frank-ogodo-ogbeche-ambush-gbemisola-adeoti/
LiteratureShortlist: 2015 Caine Prize For African Writing by bookkeepers(op): 3:58pm On May 05, 2015
The shortlist for the 2015 Caine Prize for African Writing has been announced. Two writers from Nigeria made the list. They are Segun Afolabi and Elnathan John. See more details here: http://bookconvo.com/shortlist-2015-caine-prize-for-african-writing/
EducationStudy Guide For Literature Students by bookkeepers(op): 4:08pm On May 04, 2015
The study guide for the following texts: Lonely Days, Harvest of Corruption, Blood of A Stranger, Faceless, Gods are Hungry are available here: www.bookconvo.com
FamilyRe: Reasons Why You Should Not Get Married To A Nigerian Man by bookkeepers: 10:58pm On May 02, 2015
No 2 is so true. Doubt it to your own detriment. A Nigerian married man either cheats physically or emotionally. If he does not cheat it's either he has no money or he is a very devout pastor.
LiteratureFaceless By Amma Darko by bookkeepers(op):
Faceless is the pathetic and gripping story of children plunged into the streets by poverty and parental neglect. Amma Darko in very graphic details presents mind-boggling sociological issues of child-neglect, child abuse, defilement of girls, gender, child-trafficking, child-labour, absent fathers, reproductive health risks, violence and failed governance through the grim experiences of street children. Amma Darko tells the world that every street child has a story, though rarely told. The common denominator in all of these stories is parental neglect.

Amma Darko's Faceless is a really good read.

See more details-http://bookconvo.com/waecneco-african-prose-drama-and-poems-lonely-days-bayo-adebowale-harvest-of-corruption-by-frank-ogodo-ogbeche-ambush-gbemisola-adeoti/
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PoliticsRe: Photo : GMB Inspecting The Train For New Nigeria by bookkeepers: 10:33am On Apr 24, 2015
With these trains, many people would have no business living in big cities like Lagos or Abuja. I can live in Ibadan or Oshogbo and work in Lagos. Rents in big cities would fall drastically.
LiteratureRe: Top 10 Nigerian Writers Of All Time. by bookkeepers: 11:00pm On Apr 21, 2015
I can't find Isidore Okpewho on this list. If you've read the Last Duty you'll understand what I'm talking about. Isidore Okpewho is a great writer. His writings are simple yet very deep. He should be on that list.
CrimeRe: Xenophobia: Gang Leader Of Xenophobia Promised To Execute More Foreigners (video by bookkeepers: 3:51pm On Apr 21, 2015
Hate Post. Not good at all. This was how the Rwandan genocide started. No real Yoruba would associate with this post.
mainman7:
[b]Last year, my South African friend was complaining to me on Skype of how Nigerians (igbos) there are so fond of
insulting the natives as being local, dirty, lazy, dull, poor
etc... and he also said they are fond of boasting of how they
taking over South Africa and their land. I was not too
surprised that over 95% of the people killed in S.A. so far
are igbos. South Africans were very accommodating and loving community, till igbos continually attracted acerbic hatred upon themselves through their leaky diarrhea mouth thereby jeopardizing the lives of innocent Malawians, Kenyans and other wonderful and considerate Africans. No matter the love that a host community initially have for igbos, they soon use their ingratitude, greed, better than thou empty pride and insultive derogatory talk about their host to earn upon themselves destructive wrath.
Their leaky diarrhea mouth would always attract
catastrophic genocide upon them. The American Dr said
they are probably a cursed tribe; cursed to always use their
leaky diarrhea mouth to magnetize destructive bloody anger
of their hosts all over the world. He wondered why they
can't live in piece with their hosts all around the world
without attracting wrath. igbos are vehemently equally
hated by their hosts all around the world.
I remember 10 years ago when igbos have
gotten so used to abusing Yorubas without Yorubas
responding. Just like the South Africans, Yorubas took sooo much insults and name callings from these senseless igbos without responding, instead of them to stop, they waxed worse in derogatory... but like Viper that has been chased to the wall, they brought out the worst animal in us. Now, igbos are bound to pay the ultimate price with their lives for their ingratitude, stupidity and leaky diarrhea mouth. We've perfected the plan to permanently erase you igbos forever. People only get drowned in the river they underestimated. [/b]
FoodRe: Cooking Beans Can Be Very Frustrating (see Pics) by bookkeepers: 7:27pm On Apr 15, 2015
Get a pressure pot. With a pressure pot, your beans is ready in 15mins.
FamilyKeeping The "Little" In Your Daughter by bookkeepers(op): 2:28pm On Apr 14, 2015
In our fast-paced world where girls are rushed into adulthood, how can a mother help her young daughter navigate the stormy waters of boy craziness, modesty, body image, media and Internet? "Six Ways to keep the 'Little' in Your Girl" answers this question. I have read the book and think every mum with a young daughter between age 6 and 12 should have it. You'll learn how to help your daughter grow up confident, grace-filled and strong.

The book opens with the author’s own life story- how she was raised in a “good Christian home” yet lost her virginity at age 15. She told no one for many years but carried the guilt with her. She decided to research how she could better prepare a future daughter to avoid the pitfalls that teenage girls encounter. She found the best time to protect teenagers is to start teaching them about sex, boys, and purity in their childhood years.

You will also learn how to:
◾help your daughter celebrate her body in a healthy way;
◾unbrand her when the world tries to buy and sell her; and
◾pray for her from the scriptures.

More details- http://bookconvo.com/six-ways-to-keep-the-little-in-your-girl-by-dannah-gresh/

FamilyRe: Why The Modern Woman Is Sad by bookkeepers: 3:44pm On Apr 13, 2015
Though daunting, a woman can effectively combine her career ambition with her role as a wife and mother. What she needs is an understanding husband and ability to plan. She can explore aspects of our career that are less demanding. For instance, she could be a lecturer, work in the public service, work as an in-house counsel, or set up a business. I know a banker who takes her children to the office in turns on Saturdays when she's on weekend duty. Her children now look forward to such Saturdays as they get some "mum and me" time.
Meanwhile, here's a great book for those who are married or soon to be married. You will find it helpful. Visit for more details: http://bookconvo.com/answers-for-your-marriage-by-bruce-carol-britten/

FamilyRe: Girls Who Cohabited In The University Do Not Deserve Bride Price!!! by bookkeepers:
It's sad that this practice (cohabiting) is now very rampant even among ladies from fairly comfortable backgrounds. Parenting does not stop after high school. Parents should visit their children (especially ladies) in the university once in a while. I believe this would help curb the menace. Meanwhile, here is a great book for those who are married or soon to be married. Visit for more details: http://bookconvo.com/answers-for-your-marriage-by-bruce-carol-britten/

CelebritiesRe: Adeniji Temitope, Ex Miss Ambassador For Peace, Celebrates Birthday (Photos) by bookkeepers:
She's pretty no doubt. Meanwhile, here is a great book for those who are married or soon to be married. Visit for more details: http://bookconvo.com/answers-for-your-marriage-by-bruce-carol-britten/

LiteratureBook Bricks by bookkeepers(op): 10:14am On Apr 03, 2015
You can make your home or garden beautiful with decorative book bricks. Demonstrate your love for books in style. They look amazing and give your environment a touch of class. For more details-http://bookconvo.com/beautiful-book-bricks-decor/

Nairaland GeneralRe: Throw Back Pic Of Tales By Moonlight. by bookkeepers: 1:38am On Mar 15, 2015
[q kissuote author=phlio post=31529720]jimmy is a master story teller...he has a stage voice.. aunty we done old oo[/quote]That was storyland. Jimmy's baritone was superb.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Throw Back Pic Of Tales By Moonlight. by bookkeepers: 1:32am On Mar 15, 2015
Sweet memories. This was the only programme Dad allowed me to watch. Once it was 6.30pm on Sundays he would send for me. Even if his friends came to visit at that time, he would tell them it was his daughter's tv time.
HealthGive Away (expectant Mothers And TTC Only) by bookkeepers(op): 12:58pm On Mar 03, 2015
I'm giving out a fairly clean copy of the book "Supernatural Childbirth" by Jackie Mize. It is a practical and realistic look at God’s promises for conception, pregnancy and delivery. You will learn how to put faith principles into action for your very own supernatural childbirth. It also contains faith-inspiring testimonies from women who have followed these principles as well as confessions and prayers for a supernatural conception, pregnancy and childbirth.

More details here- http://bookconvo.com/give-away-2/

Literature2015 Poetic Republic Poetry Prize by bookkeepers(op): 12:34pm On Mar 03, 2015
The 2015 Poetic Republic Poetry Prize is now open for submission of entries. The single poem prize is £2,000 while the portfolio prize is £1,000. Qualification for the portfolio prize requires two entries. The prize is judged by the participants through an anonymous peer review process.

Deadline for submission of entries is 30th April, 2015

More details- http://bookconvo.com/2015-poetry-republic-poetry-prize/
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LiteratureKim Kardashian's Book "Selfish" To Be Released May 5 by bookkeepers(op):
Kim Kardashian, the queen of social media is writing a book about her obsession with selfie photography. In an interview with Adweek, she said "For a decade I've carried a big digital camera, and I think it's just fascinating to see the process of what types of photos evolve".

More details- http://bookconvo.com/kim-kardashians-book-selfish-to-be-released-may-5/

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