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You may resign

balaclava:
Look @ how SMALL that "big" white car became jst because it's parked side by side with that truck.

Lesson: don't ever look down on others, there's something out there way bigger than you. you'v jst not been placed side by side with it.

Philosopher

Classically rare and hilariously funny

good. One of his last official duties prior to his retirement later this year.

rolled:
I can't be
I get breakfast and lunch at work.Say something else

Ok, u r being fed. Then, u need not be angry.

rolled:
Someone just resumed work,next thing kids are missing
All u can say from ur gutter is Take care of ur staff?

Hahaha. Are you hungry? Why are you angry?

Meanwhile, take care of ur staff. Do not emphasise the poor economy to justify the favour you are doing them by giving them a job; without the fear of God, they could fvck you up immensely. I hope the kids will be safe.

Nigerdeltaboi:
looks strange,if not for the infantry corps bagde i won't have agreed.oga Boolet are you seeing this

Yes oo, things have since changed.

I laff in Idoma

The gubernatorial aspirant of the Peoples Democratic Party, PDP, in Kwara State, who defected to the All Progressives Congress, APC, before last weekend elections, Sen. Gbemisola Rukayyah Saraki, has said the victory of General Muhammadu Buhari candidate has put paid to the prediction that Nigeria will disintegrate just as she commended Nigerians for ensuring “ the country’s arguably most credible elections in history.”
Ahead of next Saturday gubernatorial and House of Assembly polls, Gbemisola charged   INEC to ensure that “ administrative lapses identified in the last elections are corrected. The security agencies are also advised to continue to be non-partisan and professional in carrying out their duties”, she added.
She spoke in a press statement issued by his media aide,Comrade Abdulkareem Alabi in Ilorin, Kwara State capital.

The statement went on: “These elections and the maturity that played out between the two camps has effectively put paid to prediction that Nigeria might disintegrate this year. Against apprehensions, the elections   have turned out to be a rebirth of our destiny as against the fear of our apocalypse.
“In its infamous 17-page discussion paper entitled: `Mapping Sub-Saharan Africa’s Future’, a United State Security Think Tank, the National Intelligence Council (NIC) had, in 2009, predicted that our country might disintegrate.
“But in the face of daunting challenges, Nigeria has proudly proved it’s worth to the world as a nation of prized values. Yet again, we have proven to be a beacon of hope for the African continent.   It is heartwarming that Nigeria has gained a renewed global respect for conducting its most credible elections in history.
“Nigerians must also note importantly that the change that we all yearn for starts with us. All Nigerians, and not President Buhari or the All Progressives Congress (APC) alone must key into the change spirit by being better ambassadors of the country wherever we find ourselves.


http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/04/general-elections-proved-doomsday-prophets-wrong-gbemi-saraki/

This one too na prophecy?

laytoshtwo:
It is not hyping,you know what would have happen if your grandfather lose.

And now what are we reading now that your ancestor has lost?

Thank you.

despite manifestos - in conventional Nigeria- being deceptive tools used only to gain voters' sympathy, GMB is reiterating his, this suffices for seriousness.

Later on some folks will be hyping a mere uninspiring phone call as the panacea to post-election violence

The guy with the bottle water, lol. #chocoman

Well, I hope each of these men take record of their utterances.

Hmmm. Well, one Nigeria.

Mimiko, thou shalt smell thine yansh, just chill

I think all Brig Gens and above should be retired come may 29th. we need a new crop of generals.

laplace19:
Simply use "Good morning sir" no matter how many the men are...

You are right!

Just say "Una well done oo".

does he intend to do that from exile?

FFK is scared oo! As cowardly as Fani power his father.

DebateNigeria:
Lol. They should chill and support the new government. Two wrongs don't make a right.
OneNaija

They do not have a choice

Very smart kid. More in touch with reality than his dad.

Very funny.

GhostProtocol:
You're still not even ashamed?

A recalcitrant shhit eater, who can't be convinced to change his diet.

I like how you sound. It conveys extreme bitterness, don't be scared, Nigeria is on the path to greatness. Buhari has said you guys have nothing to fear from him #bringiton.

Opiosko:
Bitter ke? Lolz only sore losers like the the blood thirsty vampire called Buhari and his muderous supporters do that. We know how many people that has died due to the vengful goon anger for his loss 4yrs ago.

A day to the Ekiti gubernatorial elections last year, a lot of people including prophets of all forms where in MOB's house telling him all sorts of lies; "oga e ti wole"(oga u have won already). They all sought to gain financially, their prophecies were hard to believe because MOB himself knew he would lose due to the circumstances on ground; he was contesting against the incumbent Kayode Fayemi and the popular Ayo Fayose. He simply had no chance. However the clowns - self-acclaimed prophets - kept saying "Olorun so wipe e maa wole" (God said you shall win).