Muna4real:



Seems like you're depressed. Anyways, I'm not the cause of your misfortune but if you're ever opportuned to have a glance of me, you'll beg to kiss my feet and I no go gree

Epic Clapback!!!

zainabicy:
For every thing you see, there’s a higher level of depravity that you know not of.

Here in the north, the stories that go on between this our uncles and young girls ehn, mouth no fit talk.

It’s better we just keep wearing hijab to cover our faces and mouths

Deep

Naija been never finish?

Your number one is no longer valid in today's Nigeria. Yes, I can relate with all during my time.

APC go use you set example, "We don't shield criminals among us. Nobody is above the law when found culpable of crime, yen yen yen..."

Tonnyray:
I actually missed this, apologies for the late response. Men have only ONE major distraction: Women/Sex/Yansh/Pussy.. whatever you wanna call it. I call it the curse of testosterone. Women are however not distracted by men. They are far more purpose oriented, the purpose mainly being their welfare and wellbeing (and of course that of their progeny when they start breeding).

Case in point I had a reading partner while in med school who cornered me to just herself cos she saw me as being highly intelligent. Pretty, curvy and intelligent chick but somehow insecure of her academic prowess. She convinced me to start coming with her to Anatomy department for all night study which was contrary to my own modus operandi. Now even though I'm the type that can go 5 hours straight studying on my bed without dozing, I complied like the mumu I was back then and what was my reward? At exactly 1am I got to suckle those perfect, yellow pendulous boobs in our routine smooching sessions
Last last I discovered I hardly assimilated anything before 1am (because everything in my body was anticipating), and by 2am when we were done (and I'd cum to my senses.. though as at then we never had real sex, it was mainly heavy making out culminating in handjob/fingering) we would get back to our desk and I would doze off immediately while she continued reading like nothing happened. When I failed 3 tests back to back, nobody taught me to do the needful and cut the crap. Guess what? this girl, after continuing by herself for almost 3 weeks because she felt I was forming for her, started coming to my BQ to study. Of course things graduated from there but I had learnt to prioritize my own priorities too. And I had learnt that essential thing about women, they are far more focused, purposeful and less prone to distractions (which should be the other way around unfortunately). I always had the answers and clarifications to her questions. She didn't mind giving up the coochie on a regular to this broke student just to secure her future pass in our MB part 2.

Wisdom

Mynd44:

No. Herdsmen(honest businessmen) were kidnapped by kidnappers(criminals with criminal intentions) who disguised as herdsmen and hide under a legal profession to carry out their nefarious actions.

Herdsmen are not the problems, criminals disguising as herdsmen are the problem. Stop allowing media nonsense get you emotional.

Same way travellers are not the problem; the problem are drug pushers hiding amongst travellers.

Alaye dey use grammar and innuendoes dey downplay big gbege. Weh done Mynd Achebe.

In May of 1861, 9-year-old John Lincoln "Johnny" Clem ran away from his home in Newark, Ohio, to join the Union Army, but found the Army was not interested in signing on a 9-year-old boy when the commander of the 3rd Ohio Regiment told him he "wasn't enlisting infants," and turned him down. Clem tried the 22nd Michigan Regiment next, and its commander told him the same. Determined, Clem tagged after the regiment, acted out the role of a drummer boy, and was allowed to remain. Though still not regularly enrolled, he performed camp duties and received a soldier's pay of $13 a month, a sum collected and donated by the regiment's officers.

The next April, at Shiloh, Clem's drum was smashed by an artillery round and he became a minor news item as "Johnny Shiloh, The Smallest Drummer". A year later, at the Battle Of Chickamauga, he rode an artillery caisson to the front and wielded a musket trimmed to his size. In one of the Union retreats a Confederate officer ran after the cannon Clem rode with, and yelled, "Surrender you damned little Yankee!" Johnny shot him dead. This pluck won for Clem national attention and the name "Drummer Boy of Chickamauga."

Clem stayed with the Army through the war, served as a courier, and was wounded twice. Between Shiloh and Chickamauga he was regularly enrolled in the service, began receiving his own pay, and was soon-after promoted to the rank of Sergeant. He was only 12 years old. After the Civil War he tried to enter West Point but was turned down because of his slim education. A personal appeal to President Ulysses S. Grant, his commanding general at Shiloh, won him a 2nd Lieutenant's appointment in the Regular Army on 18 December 1871, and in 1903 he attained the rank of Colonel and served as Assistant Quartermaster General. He retired from the Army as a Major General in 1916, having served an astounding 55 years.

General Clem died in San Antonio, Texas on 13 May 1937, exactly 3 months shy of his 86th birthday, and is buried at Arlington National Cemetery.

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Supreme145:

Nope....recently graduated, the courses I'm referring to are online programme courses.

Recently graduated makes me want to assme you are in your early 20s. If so, you are on course abeg, don't go too fast, go steady. Many of the people bashing you are still depending on others to survive. Even if you live in a cave, as long as you are independent, you have hope. Keep building yourself up, you will own a mansion one day. One love bro.

Aufbauh:
You've done well David!
God has tactically used you to extract funds from your stingy colleagues to donate to the poor.
Ordinarily if those celebrities were asked to donate to a charity work most of them wouldn't have responded.

No be their fault. Most charities have proven to be a scam.

BigSarah:
The Family should just accept the settlement, this is not this man first kill and it wouldn't be his last

Hahahaha. Are you serious? Are you saying if you are his next victim, your people should just collect shut up money? After typing, you should read what you type at least 3 times before hitting 'submit'. You got a brain, use it to its full capacity.

Jamieb:


Shut up. The bronze won in 2019 isn't a trophy abi. Abi na every year world cup and nation cup dey hold

The 'shut up' is not necessary.

Mmm. How did we get here I was talking to someone that Somalia doesn't have it worse. Nigerians thinking because they are able to still have their parties, and 'owambes', means it's not that bad. Delusion!

Barrister026:

Smile

That will make me come off as been greedy, don't you think.
What will people think when they hear it.

"If him wife cook, na him dey go devide food from pot"


It's not mature

Na lie, from what I read I sense that patriarchal reasoning took over you.

PlayMaker14:
PENDU will always be PENDU... I remember when the King of San Marino, Lithuania, Andorra, and Luxembourg removed the countries arm band and slammed it on the floor like hot Amala because he couldn't control his emotions.... Some of his brainless fans defended him online....


Now, look at him talking to his father's agemate as if he is talking to one of his numerous Spanish side chick because he wasn't giving a Penalty and couldn't get a chance to score his favorite Tap-ins and run to the corner flag to jump like a monkey that wants to fornicate.

When we talk, some of his oloriburuku fans will say he is being patriotic.

Choose your GOAT wisely.

"Country's", "Given".

Well, we don't need to choose, there can only be one GOAT, and that is Cristiano Ronaldo!!!

Just so you know, Ronaldo fans can spell well, plus we ignore Messi fans' punctuation, and correct only their misspellings.

Discharged from where?

Hoe low show no good

dawnomike:
Dedication to his faith and belief...

Dedication to what yoruba people would call "ìkòkò ọbẹ̀" (pot of soup).

tunjijones:
This is scabies (krowkrow). It's common in boarding schools..

All the people that commented before you were just yarning dust. It's scabies jare...

Amotolongbo:
This is nonsense borne out of envy and jealousy.
What about the lecturers and workers driving recklessly?

The best way to prevent reckless driving by the student, workers inclusive, is to impound the car and place a heavy fine on anyone caught in the act.

Impound car wey I buy with my hard-earned money? Well, the school doesn't and shouldn't have that kinda power. Blacklisting the errant car and preventing it from going onto the campus makes sense. Fines makes sense too, but impound?

Lol, for who to sign the warrant? The guy will walk jare, it was during military era that state administrators signed death warrants at will.

Lol, highest this guy is probably in his 90s, or a lil above 100 abeg. Neither he, nor anybody else, knows his true age.

Black man and pepper dem... Lol, how because of covid, people wey dey house no go know say na dem? Omokehinde and him black brother no gree wear mask oh...

ahnie:
What's E choke?
By the way those E'chokers does not strike me like students,they look more like brotheliers

Maybe they have 2 full time jobs; students in the day and hoe low show for night.

Wawelexy:


southy wey be say their guys no fit knack wella, wey make their girls dey run after naija guys wey dey dere.

what do u think is the real cause of that xenophobic attack that year?

Who tell you? Knacking no be anything, most naija guys are balling in SA, that's what attracts girls in SA, just like all other girls around the world.

Mystoree:


I am not putting chains on her, I forgave her already but that doesn't take out that dark part of our story. If I don't love her, I will not be feeling this bad.

Forgiveness for getting raped? Na wah ooo, she needs your support, forgiveness is not even the point.

aikyg:
It was during my undergraduate days in Enugu. I entered a bus and saw one of the Nollywood actresses in the same bus. I didn't recognise her immediately, after a while I was able to figure out that she was one of the popular Nollywood actresses. I was already close to my bus stop, so I tore a sheet of paper from my notebook and wrote, "You are one of my favourite Nigerian movie actresses." When i got to my bus stop I gave her the note and she hissed and threw it away.

LWKMD

zangaozanga:
Fine woman, but I can't see why she wants to go back to the alaafin

Really? Well, she ran out of funds for the lifestyle she's come to know for 5 years.

Seeing the caption on the front page, I said to myself, "No be for Naija". My guess turned out to be correct.

Iyaebe:
How much has she spent or given to Christ? anything for attention while neglecting their saviour. Anyways Jesus is around the corner sha.#radicalforjesus#

Jesus dey spend money? I know he lived on earth some 2000 years ago, and he's in heaven now. You are speaking like his next of kin on earth.