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Maafiaalady: Dude same thing here..i guess its satellite town lagos. its always boring on xmas day. so u stay at satty?

GenWOJUOLA: Aw abt d liberian who has taken it to morocco?? Are u guys just sharin d ebolas cos una no wan die alone?? Pls, Anybdy who has been detected to have this ebola should please be shot in the head @ once!!! Thats d fastest way to end dis shit... It may seem wicked, but aw do we stop it?

safarigirl: Dear NL guys,

Una good afternoon. I hope say una don rest wella after yesterday.

I'm writing this letter to address all those that have been calling me a bytch since god knows when.

First off, if I offended anybody, apologies (except leggo and bettermike). I tend to take things personaly, so I can blow off my top sometimes.

Secondly, I don't know about things on this site, but on every other site, the word bytch is not used loosely. Anyone who follows me here knows that I have never and will never tolerate the use of that term 'bytch' on me or any other female.

The past three days, I have been insulted severely for supporting Mikel Obi (aggressively, yes, but that's how people support someone or something they feel strongly about), I'm not the only Mikel supporter here, I would name others, but you know them...I'm not even the only one to have thrown insults.

On that thread on women not knowing about sports, I didn't throw the first jab- or any jab at all, I took it lightly until leggo came and started calling me names, you guys skipped that part and attacked me, perhaps in solidarity.

The fact that I have been replying people with humour and sarcasm doesn't mean I can't throw cheap insults because if I start, I will be banned till 2028.

I ask all those attacking me to refrain from doing so as of now, I know some of you don't like that a female is challenging you on your turf, but you can sling the cheap insults all you want and I'll still be in your faces telling you as it is (or as I want it to be)

If you guys cannot call leggo and crew to order like you have happily done to me, then you're nothing but biased hypocrites. I have never called any guy a b*stard, so I won't tolerate being called a bytch in any way.

Thank you for reading, and keep an open mind.


Sincerely,
Safari.

ekoson95: Hello Nairalanders, Please I want u guyz to help me on this issue.
It frustrates me when I see myself in the mirror how skinny i am, my wrists are slender and tiny. In fact, in one word "Bonny". People jokingly make fun of me and it really pisses me off.
I am 18 years old, about 170 cm (5.6" tall, and 55kg weight.

I want to gain more weight, please, what do i do?

Khalessi: When you dancing with a guy before you throw the first step his dïck is already standing!!!

Aminat508: 1. Asking you to “just kiss it real quick.”
2. Pulling his pants down and showing you his hard
cock.
3. Putting on a record that you blew him to once, as
if you’ll hear
it and automatically open wide.
4. Lovingly moving your head down that direction
while you’re
sitting on the couch watching TV.
5. Suggesting that you 69 (or slowly contorting
into the 69
position while going down on you).
6. Asking you to “make it wet” before you Bleep.
7. Putting his fingers in your mouth and talking
about how “hot”
and “wet” your mouth is.
8. Announcing that he has an erection.
9. Putting his penis near your face while you’re
sorting laundry,
taking out the trash, or any low-to-the-ground
activity.
10. Luring you into the bedroom because he has
“something
important to tell you,” when really it’s his dick that
wants to tell
you something.
11. Telling you he’s been “thinking about your lips
all day.”
12. Making you a cheese plate and pouring you a
bottle of wine to
“help you relax” (code for “give head”).
13. Touching himself while longingly staring at
your mouth.

Buoyantic: Near me and your mama won't recognize you again

pweetixandy: trUe that!