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Jonathan lol.. School bag hahahahahahah


Best thread ever

SURE LOL grin
A pLane waz ab0ut 2
crash and there were
onLy 4 parachutes
meanwhiLe there were
5 passenqers. The first
pers0n waz Messi and he said: ''Yh0u kn0w I'm
the best footbalLer, I
cant die n0w." He took
one parachute and left.
The sec0nd, who was
Aliko Dangote said: "Yh0u kn0w I'm the
richest man in Africa
and I'm 2 young to die."
So he took the sec0nd
parachute and left.
Prezident Jonathan said: "Yh0u kn0w I'm the
smartest Prezident in
the w0rld so I cant die
n0w." He took one and
left. The passenqers
left were Pope John Paul and a little schooL gurL.
The Pope said 2 her:
"Take the last one, I'lL
sacrifice my life for
yh0u". The little gurL
repLied: "There are 2 parachutes left,
Jonathan took my
schooL bag."

na Ur papa money joor! #140 million! na u sing pass for naija. Paid review. mtscheewww!!!!! make we hear word

[quote author=al-qaeda]MR GODSON, WE DONT GIVE A DAMN ABOUT WHO DIED AND WHO DIDNT. AFTERALL, THEY NEVER CARED ABOUT THOSE THAT DIED WHEN THEY WERE IN OFFICE. SO PLS, PHUCK THE UPDATES.[/quote]Proud Nigerians i hail o mitcccccch...Dead
plane carry a dead body in a dead country
with a dead avaition..nonsense.

oboy see traffic. chenekeeeeee


seun don hamaaaaa

ASUU pls call of the Strike
h don even 4qeT my matric numbeR x_x
Assu plz caL off diz strike º°˚˚°º b4 I 4qet my course codes n' skuL name sEF!-_-

we talking money



















your talking independence

adaobi123: She flew all the way to London just to have a party.

Money is good sha.

she does that every year on her birthday

Tania Omotayo, pls break up
with this omokekere so that
you can marry o! This small
boy will not marry you,
shogbo? What did he tweet
again? *not interested smiley
face*

anyway Dts a lyric in drakes song
#Language #NWTS get ur facts
ryt #bitch

why is nairaland frontpage dry today

ITbomb: '''' I am a 25 year old unmarried girl. I was in a relationship 4 years back and we had a good sex life. It lasted for 2 years before we broke up. After that, I have been single till date. Now, I am in a relationship with another guy. When we had sex the first time, he complained that he couldn’t feel anything after penetration. He told me that myvagina is big and loose. Can it happen? I never had a baby or even an abortion or any vaginal procedure. Can masturbation cause looseness in vagina? And if it’s true what can I do to get my tightness back. I am tensed about it. I’ve lost my confidence on bed. I am unmarried and have my whole life ahead. Please reply ASAP. ''''
.
4 years and a good sex life equals pounding at least once a day (1) times 7 days times 52 weeks in a year times 4 years = 1,456 pounding of the hole and you expect it to be still tight? Which vaginal procedure you wan do again.

lol. you missed road

how does this relate to the issue at hand?

lovetterrison: ODE

why d name calling?
u shld have countered him or give ur opinion

blind dates a for those who enjoy
intrigue .
If your not man enough; don't bother.
You can meet anyone and anything.
When I was younger, i loved to talk on
the phone a lot i still do
getting babes numbers from my
friends and calling them up was my
formula. (my dad was really strict so i
hardly could go anywhere)
Anyways connecting with babes on the
phone became so easy for me
advantages of a smooth voice with a
touch of fresh boy accent
and we always ended up arranging
hook ups, There were times i met
really ugly ones
but i always remained calm cuz the
physical i realized early is just WASH .
I dug deep to find abilities and
leveraged on those abilities. Like i
remember one babe like that, she was
ugly men but her hand
writing was the best writing ever, i got
her to copy my school notes for me
cuz i never liked to write in class,
and the babe used to copy it with a
lot of enthusiasm cos she liked me.
Fine boy with a fresh p!
So generally, Soooji

Nawa Gbagaun too much for here o

up liverpool

sheebi dem want murinho?



dem lay off benitex



i jux love d epl

chinco building

hmmmm come and marry tinz

spongeback: Me tell em man is not an issue cah my pumpum turn up

shebii u dey 24yrs? wen u ar 32 we go no knw aw far


@topic desperate times call for desperate measures. thats why u see so many ladies going to herbalist jux to tied a guy down for marraige. the latesr trend nw nah belle dem dey use

Pls am interested in the traning

am in lagos

Email is Franklin2system@yahoo.com

wellcome to the family





ywna

liverpool tops d epl league.


hbd to sturigde

End time

omo peter enjoy your money jare.. lola no go divorce u. she no try am

no be dead body b dat?

seriously seems like benitex is better.. see as chelsea fans keep mute for were i dey watch ball

Beauty and d Beast!!! =)) delich nd bev! Naija guys bad o see wetin una do Bev chest

fergieboy4u@yahoo.com

I seriously have a Crush on dis Dude

btw i tot his is married with a kid?