₦airaland Forum

Bottom line, after much consideration.
KK does not deserve Kris Humphries.
He is too good for her.
She is not the marrying kind. Too flaky.
I think a divorce is in order.

People who choose to get married should think it through first.
With 2 divorces under her belt. . . I am sorry to say, KK should stay unmarried.
No hard feelings.

ekt_bear:
BootyOnMe is frikking hilarious

Weird as hell, but quite a character.

Which wan consain you?
Mtchewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!

Rossikk:
BootyOnme said:

Your American passport may not be so much of a ''darling'' after Israel/the US attack Iran, as they seem to be planning. [size=20pt]Iran have[/size] a security pact with Russia and China [size=20pt]in which the latter are[/size] sworn to come to their defence: Welcome to WW3 nuclear conflagration with YOUR DUMBASS right at the epicenter.  ASSSHOLE.

Typical "Yoruba" Yinglish!
Lemme guess.
You must be from Ekiti State. Yes?
Thank you!
Let us discuss Boko Haram first.
Olodo!

Good job Alicia.
Unfortunately, not many think like you.
Moreover, Egypt will soon learn he does not live in a compassionate world.
. . . .and that 'compassion' would be used judiciously and not accorded to every riff-raff around him.
Unlike Jesus, justice should be tempered with impunity not with mercy to thine h-enemies!
Do your best and leave the rest.

No!
Nigerians collectively failed on EVERYTHING.
Why blame just one man?

VoodooDoll:
^^^^^^^^ Did you say God bless Boko Haram?

Wow, are you Nigerian?

Yuuuup! A Nigerian with functioning brain cells.
I repeat: God bless Boko Haram.

Bliss4Lyfe:
Checkout dat level of ignoramus. Better yet, Ignoranus(Bootyonme) best describes iidiots like urself. 

Look at this arzzzehole.
Why dunnyoo get that your stinking poohsie off the net and go fight the BH?
Stoopid Igbotic biatch!
FYI, not everyone uses the 'shyte' hole to phock like you and your momma huh?

Read ya momma's 'anus'. . . in ya face:*PROW*

God bless Boko Haram!!!!
Please, continue to bomb all those Southern cowards who would not stay in their own wretched Southern states.
Boko Haram. . . .I LOVE YOU.
I WILL WORSHIP YOU FOR EVER.

Hmmmm!
Nigerian men again?

$10? For Zimbabwe 'green card'?

Silvester Nwaozuzu

What ever happened to the 'Igbo Pride'?

Congrats!
Truly beautiful.

We wish am well o jare!
He has worked hard.
I hope e badu belle and e jolosi peeps will let him be o?

Abeg we dash you. Carry go!
Na you dey find man for NL!
Haba!
Others have succeeded.
Ask, and ye shalt receive.

About time too!
They should please bomb all those residences owned by your lootocratic government too!
God bless Boko Haram!!!!

Look at these retar-ded, jobless, senile, NL wor-wors hailing themselves with their different monikers as usual.
What sick phocks!
Una don taya to plan 'cyber coups'?
Abeg, make una plan some for Boko Haram too oooooh!

"Awon Exotic", buy ticket and move out of Nigeria!
Your stolen wealth cannot save your arzzzes from Boko Haram.
Time to bomb all ya arzzzes ourra Abuja. . .back to your stinkin' villages!

Next thread please. . . never afraid to show up in front of mine h-enemies!

Common face the topic. You polymomikering Okoro-Ngbatic NL m0r0ns!
See Boko Haram wanno kill una noisy azzzes.
Una dey for h-internet dey 'shako'!
Useless things!

Who dey fia you wor-wor NL retar-ds?

They are Nigerian men. . . no surprises there!

Nigerian women nor dey learn.

Avoid 'kuru-kere', Holy Nwenje' runs!
Take your johns and pim-ps home for your family to see and phock them in your own hotel rooms!
All these local ashis sef!
See Yoruba pooohsie and bobb-ies for free show?

All the Yoruba women on NL have suddenly vanished. If na Abia or Edo pictures now, dem go dey make mouth.

See Yoruba local 'secret-runs' gals LIVE. I am sure these are NL babes in action!

To phock Nigerian man from now on go hard gaaaaaaaaaaaan!!! WHAT SAVAGES!!!!!

Oh gal, no need to call police o! Na Mr. Fayeun mama or sister toto for dey for newspaper like my own o! It might take me a life time, but I go do am,

Or wait for his daughters to be like 5 years old for some real 'treats' with pictures all over the net too!

Kai!!!! Nigerian women dey try to patronize Nigerian JOHNS o! I'd rather go to Italy. . . or Benin Republic. Twa!!!!!

I have left!
Thank God for my darling American passport!
Only spent 2 days in Nigeria.
Not going back for a looooooooooong time.
Thanks 'shorty'!

High_Chief:
^^^You welcome. You still in Asia?

Yes! I am in Beijing. Off to Guanzhou today and Shenzhen in 5days.

Reminds me of that Nigerian, "Yoruba" nurse in the UK chanting "Jesus-Jesus" as her pediatric patient was dying in her care!
Thank God Jesus came down to resuscitate the dying infant!
Don't you just love 'religious' peeps?

[size=20pt]THEN I BELIEVE THE EAST, SOUTH AND WEST CAN AGREE TO WORK TOGETHER[/size]

I love your sense of humor. Unfortunately, it smirks of glaring ignorance. The above excerpt from you CLEARLY demomstrates that YOU do not understand Nigeria and NIGERIANS. Poor you.

Nigerians can never work together. OBJ put Yaradua and GEJ up there, yet you all shouted the elections were free and fair. Now you are crying 'The North'!


Boolsheet!
Nigeria cannot win without effective law and order.
Nigeria cannot win with the level of corruption that only gets mind bogglng.
Thanks to Boko Haram for a wake up call.

Serves all those Southerners right for building churches in the North
With everything going on in Nigeria, some extremely dense Southerners still choose to sit their dumb arzzzzes in the North?

Please, stop blaming the North! If the South were not such cowards, you will not have the North to blame! You have a Southern 'dummy' president!
Hold him accountable!

londoner:
I like Yvonne, but if she is trying to say there is no power failure in Ghana she is LYING.

The days when even Accra may have had 24/7 uninterrupted electricity is long gone, it may not be as epileptic as some places in Nigeria, but it is NOT constant and has not been so for some time. At no time on my visits to Ghana has there been no "light off" for my whole visit.

Please. . . . Where did Yvonne Nelson state that there is no power failure in Ghana?
Obviously you do not realize the magnitude of the electricity problem in Nigeria which keeps getting WORSE! Even if there is power failure in Ghana, IT IS NOT AS BAD AS NIGERIA, like you noticed. So, Yvonne is VERY correct in her analysis. You will notice the difference. . . .EPILEPTIC! From your own fingers!

@bootyonme,  is it so hard for you to believe that she answered truthfully? Some people do genuinely like and appreciate Nigerians you know, maybe she is one of them.

If it makes you feel better to think she is hiding her dislike then go ahead.

My analysis!

Don't be too sensitive. Yvonne Nelson has never dated a Nigerian man. When she dates one, then she can come and tell us how 'nice' Nigerian men are huh?

ANY WOMAN THAT COMES OUT TO SAY NIGERIAN MEN ARE NICE. . . INCLUDING HER OWN FATHER IS A BIG LIAR! Me sef get papa/uncles and brothers/male cousins!!!! P-L-E-N-T-Y of 'em to varying degress of cheer LUNACY!!!!!!! NIGERIAN MEN ARE THE MOST EMOTIONALLY/PHYSICALLY ABUSIVE CREATURES IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD!!!!

See Nairaland for example. . .?

Read between the lines. She is only being 'politically correct'.

#1: HER PAYCHECK DEPENDS ON NOLLYWOOD AND NIGERIAN MEN WHO WANNO SEE HER ARZZZE AND FACE IN MOVIES. . . . So she berra be a "kiss-up"!!!! I don't have to feel better about her 'hiding' her true feelings. I am married to a Nigerian man and I have dated/married ONLY Nigerian in ALL my life. So, I have no qualms about my dealings with Nigerian men, or general descriptions of my darling Nigerian men. Not intimidated to say it as it. I HAVE A NIGERIAN MAN AT HOME THAT I HAVE GROWN TO LOVE/TOLERATE BY THE GRACE OF MY GOD ONLY!

#2: Yvonne Nelson dey find husband. . . She nefa marry!!! Only when she gets married will she be able to say for a fact that Nigerian men are nice. SHE DOES NOT NEED TO MARRY ALL. Make she sample just one or two!!!  Oturugbeke o! There is ABSOLUTELY nothing nice about Nigerian men. You just learn to manage them, because we are used to them! Period! Thank God  I don marry CLOSE THAT CHAPTER. I will not take a Nigerian man to my village to get married to in this stage of my life. The reason I advice young girls to get married early. When you get older and understand the nature of the Nigerian man's twisted mind. . . you will not take them seriously. Except for 'hit and run' purposes I swear!

My momma and my sister just UNANIMOUSLY agreed. . . chanting THEY(NIGERIAN MEN) ARE ALL BAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!! Ha ha ha ha ha. . . .(I did not have to finish asking my question!)


It is only a woman that does NOT have a Nigerian man at home that would come out and chant NIGERIAN MEN ARE NICE/THE BEST!(For whia? With all the pe-dophiles/grandma-rapists/wife-beaters we have all over Nigeria? The ONLY other group of women that would come out openly to say that Nigerian men are nice, are the DESPERATE ONES, with low self-esteem, afraid to be by themselves because some UGLY, unproductive, caricatures of  dudes want to run off with other woman and leave their UGLY, fat arzzzzes, and/or threatened by the social stigmatization of 'single old cargo life'!

So, there! Name tok am!

We know!
Igbo peeps are still the worst in 'desecration' matters!
So, let the matter rest "igbotic" Lady!(m)

When I say this so-called 'religious' peeps are arrrrrrrrant dunces. . .people will doubt me.
HERE IS A LIVING PROOF!
An 'Adeboye-Odulele' CHRISTIAN ONE!!!

MU HE HE HE HE HE HE

. . .

ayusman16:
Seeing comments by Nairalnders makes me sad. It goes to show that forum has been invaded by immature peeps. The child is alive today probably because d powerful name of Jesus saved him. She meant well for d child that was why she called the name of Jesus.

@Bootyonme, have u ever thought of your mum being a witch?

Yeah right!
Powerful name indeed that could not save his own arzzze on the cross. . . from his wicked 'Christians' like you and others? All to fulfill one ye-ye prophesy of OLODOS?
Abeg, make we hia word!
Did you not read this?

[size=20pt]The nurse 'provided wholly inadequate care' by leaving the frantic mother to resuscitate her lifeless son, while the father dialled 999.[/size]

Make una come see Yoruba nurse o! I am sure she was dreaming of the Owanmbe for the coming 'SARRADEY' night in one EAST LONDON GHETTO yonder!, come forget her BASIC NRP skills!!!!! Kei!!!

UGLY BINCH!!!
WOR-WOR WINCH!!!




Laffing myself to tears!

FYI. . . my momma is a reaaaaaaal winch! Na Igbo woman!!!!Catholic too! TWA!!!!!



Sooooooooooooo, whia was ya Jisos after the Ogboni-Yoruba Ode nurse bailed into her 'celestial' realms in communicando with her JAH-JEHOVAH-JIREH?

Only in Nigeria as millions rot away in make shift graves called hospitals!

She was said to have registered a congratulatory message to welcome Mercy who is now married to the controversial Prince Odi

That is all we can do for 2 consenting adults. We wish them well and let them live their lives. NOT OUR BUSINESS!!! MIND YOURS!!!



God bless you SDAN!(Stella Damasus Aboderin Nzeribe)
I just love it when women stick together!
You have made my day.

Is it really a show of solidarity?   does this show a form of approval for the controversial wedding

1.Yes
2.Yes

. . . . .And loving it!

Women should learn to stick together, instead of allowing useless peh-nises to come between them. At the end of the day. . .we all suffer the same things in the hands of men. Putdowns and lack of support after doing darling-darling for less than 24 hours. Your poohsie can only last one week in the nostrils of any man. . . THAT IS IF YOU ARE LUCKY. . .PLUS OR MINUS JESUS AND BABALAWO COMBINED!!!

Hear ye!
Hear ye!

Ileke-IdI:
^^^ are you serious or just messing around?

The truth and nothing but the truth!
When I relive the horrible stories my poor uncles told us during the war huh, when they came back from that BIAFRAN JUNGLE OF A PLACE HEHN? I dunn wanno have ANYTHING TO DO WITH ANYTHING IGBO!!!

Lai lai!
My husband and children na the ONLY exception because I cannot change that!

My grand pa was blown out of his bed in one place called called Otu-Ogwu!
My momma and grand momma ran to Benin. NA BINI PEOPLE SAVE MY MAMA O!
My parents were sooooooooo jobless, they kept phocking and phocking. . . THEREBY PRODUCING 5 CHILDREN IN LESS THAN 4 YEARS! I think only 10 months and 2 weeks separated sibling #2 from sibling #3! My poor mom did not see a period for ALL 4 years! NO PADS! My last sibling was born in 1971! Then they stopped!!!

I suspect the native doctors had opened up their 'abortion' clinics to help my parents out. . . MY MOMMA WAS A STAUNCH CATHOLIC(STILL IZZZZ). . . EWWWW!!!

Thank God one of us quench! (Not my portion sha. . . na boy!)
My 5 uncles ran to Biafra land and were eating dead people and smoking Igbo endlessly with Ndi-Igbo across the Niger!
Thank God ALL of them are still alive and well.

Nor be small tin o!

icenene:
na wa u o

Na turu na!
How many Nigerian women do you find being 'Deaconesses' in the civilized world?
Any Nigerian woman that becomes a 'born-again' or a 'deaconess' in a white man's land must have killed or eaten no less than 1000 people or babies!
Just like asking me to become a 'deaconess' or a 'prophetess' in this GREEEEEEEAT USA!
Tufiakwa! Poverrrry nefa HAMA me reach dati stage o!
Kei!

Na woman wey nor get house or work for Naija. . . or don taya to sell 'ol pooohsie, na im dey jyion 'church''(aka CULTS IN UNCOMPLETED BUILDINGS WITHOUT LIGHT OR WATER FOR THE EXTREMELY POOOOOR IN FLESH AND SPIRIT" for Nigeria!

May my GOD of ALL THINGS BEAUTIFUL continue to say 'God Forbid'!
Iseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

Yes!
I was 1 yearzzzzz old hiding with my Nyamiri momma married to my randy Edo poppa in one Bush in Benin-City called 'Yoruba' Street!!!
My akamu was SEVERELY rationed those days and my 'nappy' had to rewashed, since no 'disposables' were sold. One safety pin almost pierced my spine!
So, I can be as bigotted as I wanno be.
Any further questions?

Desperation has set in.
The only sure career for ANY Nigerian woman without a husband or source of employment after "market" nor dey sell again.
At least as a 'Deaconess' she can be assured of free food/housing/transportation. . . .PLUS CONSTANT ANNOINTING FROM BOTH MAN AND GOD EVVVVERY NIGHT!!!

*Free Poooohsie For One Ugly, Hungry Pastor*

Serves her right!
About time these pushy Ogboni-Okija Christians of the world were taught a big lesson.

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HOW CAN THIS BE A NURSE?
Look at her face? Very UGLY woman in the image and likeness of SATAN himself praying for another. . .?
The child's mother recognized her as THE WITCH she truly is.
When these 'Olodo' nurses do not know what to do at their jobs, they start calling 'Jesus-Jesus'!
She should be in jail for inflicting 'mental anguish' on an already stressed parents.

Now, listen up O ye Noisy Chrissshians. . . Not every knee shalt bow, and every tongue confess at the MENTION OF HIS NAME!!!

Gedddddit?

Gosh! Irtitating creatures! Next time such m0r0ns will ask permission before openiing their filthy traps to chant "Jesus-Jusus' in public!

How was she sure the woman did not want the child dead?

Is it every woman that has that bush mentality of 'going forth into the world to multiply' with imbecil-es?

Shi-YOOOOOOR!!!!

High_Chief:
^^^Nice pics Chintua

Hmmmmmmmmmmm
Thank You!