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Food poisoning ke?
Hmmm!
RIP.

May this marriage prosper.
Iseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

Never knew men could carry veins meant to carry blood around the 'peh-nises' on their arms.
Nna bros, I would hate to see your 'Map of Florida'!!!

So, this is the best they could come up with?
The dude looks sick and unkempt.

Congrats sha.

All these English peeps and their 'nyansh'-eating tendencies.
If you can phock properly, no need to eat arzzze!
Drunk or not!

Lemme guess.
A child.
After one year of marriage. . . women start getting jittery about 'infertility'.
Especially if the man has fathered other children from previous relationships.

Dear Ini, may God grant you your supplications.
I join you in prayer.
May your house be full, according to your heart's desire.
Love you darling.
Watching you and Tony Umez on African Magic right now as NEPA gree let us rest this night.

Good luck honey.

*Just wondering how the story leaked out. Abi her pastor or pastoress na TATAFO#1?*

Eeeeeeyh.
Nothing like mama o!
She really lived a long prosperous life.
Good genes.
RIP Mama Onwenu.

Lover-ly!!!
If you garrrrit, fluannnit jare!!!!
Thank God he did  not marry a GWOR-GWOR woman.

Stale news. Pickin wey don nially reassh 2 yias old, begin tok sef.
Thank God posing nu-de does not cause 'barreness'!
Na this ghyel tori sweet me pass for Nollywood.
Thank God she is married to a white man.
As Nigerians tried to 'rubbish' her, she still came out on top.
Poor 'Holy Nwenje' BARREN/HUSBANDLESS women's club of Nigeria/I wanto marry/born for NL wor-wor club of idle busy bodies don come ah-gain o.
When una go win one soul for una Jisos?

Una don lose with Anita Hogan.
Una don lose with Mercy Johnson.

After typing talking, singing, dancing, clapping, wagging, crying, shyting, pissing, whining, dying. . . quenching. . . reincarnating to continue your vicious cycles of 'e badu belle and e jolosi', we BAAAAAAAAAAAD gyhels of the world continue to dust you with our successes. While you remain unloved, rejected 'les miserables' of the world.

Mu che che che che che!!!

Too bad.
Did not take any of the wealth with him.
Make I go enjoy my life jare.

No money, no problem.
Life is ALWAYS goooooood with good health and loving friends/family.
Buj Al Arab here I come with most favorite peeps in the world. My family.
Time to ARGUE AND FIGHT. Mama go judge case taya!

I'd rather be a living non-entity with no money and fame. With good health and loved ones.
I don't envy him or his casket of gold!

I already am!
Just happy being a doting mom and a pampered wife!
In this my HOUSE, I am a super-DIVA!!!
That is all that counts to me darling.
Opinions from non-entities do not count . . .as always.

4AM almost.
Time to celebrate Halloween with my girls.
I am dressing as 'Cleopatra'!
Time to paint Abuja red this weekend.

Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeet life.
No work for one month!
Thank God for husbands WITH JOBS!!!


Bottom line?

Everyone is a star in his or her own 'pocket'!
Aa long as you ain't feeding me. . . I am a SUPA-STAR!

That is why it is called an accident.

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwsome!!!
You go gal!!!!
He already has a son.
You are gonna give him a little princess!!!

Thank God for civilzed parts of the world that endeavor to protect women and children from brutish beasts of men, with their sick pre-occupation with poohsies!

Ritualists in America!
I guess those in Nigeria can now smile, since 'IT ALSO HAPPENS' outside Nigeria too!
Na so-so bad tin 'black' brains fit copy.
Why not use the same brain to give us electricity.
See as Abuja be like 'concentration' camp!

He should be very pleased with himself now.
"E" for EMMA. God with us!
Okija Christian!!!!

After "facing" charges, what next?
Country of pedo-philes!

Croc tears!
Murderer!

So he wanno marry a COUGAR hehn?
Not true!
Please, stop spreading 'false' rumorzzz!

So he wanno marry a COUGAR hehn?
Not true!
Please, stop spreading 'false' rumorzzz!

Gayle King(Oprah Winfrey's friend) just left her marriage to a 'cheating' dog.
I doubyt she is ready to jump into another one with children she has with the dude.

[b][size=20pt]Gayle Opens Up About Ex-Husband's Cheating[/size]

By Amy Bonawitz.

Oprah's best friend, Gayle King, opens up about the demise of her marriage on her XM Satellite Radio Show, the Daily News reported Tuesday.

King told guest Will Smith that she left her husband because he was cheating.

"I was married to a cheater," [size=20pt]who revealed the secrets of his own happy marriage to Jada Pinkett Smith. "I went to marital counseling. I have been divorced since 1993, so I'm all healed and everything. I have worked it out. I'm not bitter. I'm OK. I'm really OK." [/size]



King's ex-husband, Connecticut Assistant Attorney General William Bumpus, did not return phone or e-mail requests from the Daily News for comment.

King told Smith that she has kept lines of communication with Bumpus open for the sake of their children who are both college-age, the Daily News report said.

"It's so important for people who have children together to get along," she said. "Regardless of how you feel about the other as a spouse, you still have these children to raise together."
Copyright 2009 CBS. All rights reserved.[/b]

Cheats! Cheats! Everywhere. . . CHEATS!


Which wan nor go cheat?
Unless you nor wanto marry.
What whimps! You leave your marriage because your husband 'cheats'? For this 21st century?
What a sick joke!

Abi oooooh!!!!
All galfrenzzz, EAT YA HEARTZZZOUT!
When WISO blow, dog musto recognize im-YOWNA!!!
You go Mama "P"!!!
At least you fit 'chain' the man dannnn!!!
Fruit of da womb or not!
Na you biko!!!!

Oh Mama!
You will ALWAYS have troubles in marriage.
If you dunnot over-come troubles, it means you have FAILED(not an option sweetie)
Your mamma survived 2 HOLLYWOOD heavy weights.
You can too.
Stop being a "whimp with a poohsie", DEAR. 
Only sex-ually MOLESTED females in childhood suffer emotional upheavals and turbulent plateaus in relationships with the opposite AND same sex!!!!
You had 2 mothers and 2 fathers, so what izzz ya problem?

Because AIDS dey "Tann"(town), nor mean say we nor go phock ahgain!!!

You should be a pro sis!
Only mizzzzzzrable, hypocritical,'born-again', hide n seek WOR-WOR Chrisshians have the highest rates of DIEvorce!
Biko, DON JZZHION dem!!!!!

Naija men wor wor nor be lie!
Very LOCCCCAL-looking dudes!
Twa!!!

Gooooooo OmoSSSeXXXy!!!!
Congrats girl!!!!
Proud of you!!!!

You go gal! I digi ya styleeeeee!!!!

Na die disi wan wan die so!
Anyway, hizzzz sugar momma "Stella" is waiting to receive him with her tightly-tucked poohsie in the grave.
Since when did non-Nigerians with Portuguese fathers start participating in Nigerian politics?

Hmmm! Ile Baba e lo ke!!!!!

Ile aiye. . .
Ile aiye o!!!!

Reminds me of one of my favorite books . . . ."For Whom The Bell Tolls" by Ernest Hemingway, 1940.

My analyzzzzzizzzzz?

This relationship na DOA!!!
Dean on arrival.
Too much of the same and not enough contrast to ensure a healthy balance.
A man? that spends more time in front of the mirror than his wife.

Bottomline?

Vanity + vanity = vanity

At least the "se-x" will be greaaaaaat!!!

Good enough to make for "Okafor's" or "Olatunji's" laws to return. . .shud-in-case-of-incasity!

Mu cheh cheh cheh cheh