₦airaland Forum

Did I not tell you that Nollywood actresses sell poohsies on the side to become wealthier than their male counterparts? Married or not?
The born-again ones are the WORST!
Or those ones wey den husbands still dey for Poland and Cuba awaiting residence permits.

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-798263.0.html

There you go!
Which kain yeye acting go make you rich for a place like Nigeria?

Respectably married women have quit acting after marriage like Chioma Chukwuka, Maureen Solomon and Victoria Nyama.

Oh please! I know my Kontri peeps! ANY Nigerian woman in politics or show bizz is a part time hooker! Period! Married or not!

We will not discuss the 'business' women who buy and sell 'clothes and shoes'. . . mu he he he he he

Source ko. . .source ni.
I nor tell you say na one NL member im friend?
Keep waiting for 'source'!
For all your know, all na lie!
You know say 'Abia Rap-e' na hoax. . .just like this one.

Gosh! It is raining and loving it!!!!

No.
Too cowardly a people. Every one wants to go to heaven, but no one wants to die. The people are still the same, so don't expect any change anytime soon.
From Nairaland included. Most people making the loudest noise on NL have their own fathers and mothers as the chief lootacrats! Please, keep deceiving yourselves. My pleasure!

She is still there?
I thought she was dead o!
EFCC still they run for Naija?

Only one reason. . . drug withdrawal!
He needs to get on Methadone ASAP!
Then wean slowly if he can.
But unlikely.

Lessons learned:DON'T DO DRUGS!!!

Healthy people never have seizures.

Is this a 'propo'?
Stranger, I don't do 'anals'. . .please, head to Eastern Nigeria.
No amount of money in this world will take me down that route.
Thank you!
No, I prefer to c-u-m. I dont 'squirt' anymore,
I used to. Too embarassingly messy!
Female 'whitish' akamu tinged with pre-menstrual pink stuff huh?
Usually happens when a woman is EXTREMELY HO-RNY.
It is called 'toto-juice/milk'!
Ask AkinBola, how I over squirted all over his mouth and moutache. He drank it all too!

Finally, I don't phock NL dudes. They don't qualify! Too broke, local/UGLY/BUUUUUUUUUUSH!!!!

Of course it is mine. Very shhhhukulent! Clean shaven and fish-smell-free.
It has travelled to many websites(beds ). . .foreign and local.
I don't waste my time impersonating anyone's wor-wor arzzzze.
Mine is always cuter.

I have my own homes, cars and bank accounts IN MY NAME ONLY.
So, who wanno quench, make im do so sharp-sharp!
My families are very aware of my online/offline 'activities'. . . so no need to hide like YOU all.
We do not have hypocritical religious folk with 'kuru-kere' runs in my families.
Try ya luck! Not blackmailable or whitemailable sweeerie. 
Very un-anonymous. . . unlike MOST of your UGLY ex-cons with their ugly fat arzzzes and faces hiding behind your computers all over the www.
C-D-S! Can't Do Shyte!
I dey kamkpeeeeeeeeee!!!!!

Please give him some more time.
He is in a 'meditative' stage. . . at least not a 'vegitative' one like the late Yaradua.
Beaf has reassured us all.

The government of course, as they keep your brains in perpertual hardship, lack of progress and servitude. If you can't see. . . .in the dark, what do you do? You continue sleeping as they continue looting. Should we mention their family members as perpertual generator contractors and contractesses!

God Bless Boko Haram!

Serves his arzzze right!

Nigerians did not vote for Jonathan.
Point of correction.

Another 'Black' man goes to jail for black on black crime.
This would never happen in Nigeria.
Na only poor man dey go jail if im kill big man.

See handcuffs in front of the whole world.
What a shame!


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Hmmm!
Thank you!
Just baffling that Nigerian women seem to be 'Christ-Loving' when they are without men and/or are jobless.
Nigerian men become 'Christ-Loving' after they have killed a few people or their Babalawos has asked them to 'honor' their covenents with Satan.

Why don't these peeps EVER give their lives when the going is good?

The North abeg. I will convert to Sharia and will even help them burn down all the churches all over the North.
I will not live with Igbo and Yoruba peeps!
Lai lai!

Best option? I will burn my Nigerian passport and NEVER return. See wetin Igbo and Yoruba peeps dey take us do for NL? Notherner nor dey for hia o!

God forbid I say!

Very funny!

Monkey dey work. . . Baboon dey chop!

I wonder why the British are playing 'holy-holy'!
Chief Theives of Colonies!
Awon Ole by '99-year' treaty signatures!
Shiooor!

Na rocket science?

Thanks for being HAW-nest witi H-US!
No need to re-locate to Nigeria anytime soon.
Gawd bless J-Americo! My home sweeeeet home!!!

Nigeria can only be one if there is law and order.

While narrating her ordeal, Mrs Patriash Okoli said when the people came, “they shouted Arne, Yanmiri, shege and they started shooting and burning, and before the police could come, they had killed so many people. I don’t know how I survived, but my friends were killed before my eyes. I was running into the bush on Bukar Abba University road and somehow I escaped.”

Na God save you. You for wait for dia.
As we write all these, some of you are still there. . .in unwanted places.

I trust my gal!
She don hammer as usual.
Go Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaga!!!

What do you expect from a jungle?

Serves them right!

ak47mann:
I SWEAR BABY I WILL NOT DISRESPECT YOU IN ANY WAY just a quick one am very alright,my body dey shake,just between us pls naah i beg you,

Oya h-enter the 'tub' from behind and 'lean forward' make I 'lean backwards'!
Make I 'weigh' you first.

Their mothers and fathers are still in power.
No chance!

Trust Nigerians, people fought at the gate to gain access to the main building and many gate crashers were even on ground.

Why don't you say your impatient, unruly behaviour caused the death of these mobsters.
Stop misrepresenting the facts.
Thank you!

But you enjoyed reading them!
Hypocrites galore of the awon boyz riff-raff club!

No comment.
If you can't say anything nice, be quiet my mom always told me.
I exercize this right just this once with enormous self-restraint.

Like we have not been down this road before?
Abeg make she h-enjoy her turn.
One poohsie is nefa h-enough for an African man.

And if expectations be met- they should be wedded any time soon.

Sandra, a mother of one is said to be pushing for a December marriage.

Even better. No need to worry about having more 'isshoooz'!

The man na real ashawo!
Kei!!!
Im nefa reaash White House. . . im don do 'Lewinsky' taya!



Even 'pubic hair for h-inside coke' too!