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CelebritiesRe: Gombe Deputy Governor Dies In German Hospital by BootyOnMe: 2:42pm On Nov 05, 2011
The rich in NIGERIA also cry!
RIP sir!
My prayer for you? Be a better politician next time. . .for the people, by the people! kiss
CelebritiesRe: Jennifer Lopez Shows Off Some Legs: Looking Gorgeous by BootyOnMe: 2:38pm On Nov 05, 2011
You go mama! kiss
If you garrit, fluuuuuuuuuuuannit!!! kiss
CrimeRe: 14-year-old Boy Arrested For Alleged Killing Of Student In Ekpoma by BootyOnMe: 1:32pm On Nov 05, 2011
Where are those NL ijjiots?
I don come back o!
Nothing to do for the next 12 hours. . . YOU LOCAL, UGLY, Yoruba, BUSH PIGS! kiss
CelebritiesRe: I Love Nigerian Men But: Yvonne Nelson by BootyOnMe: 1:03pm On Nov 05, 2011
The way you talked about your Nigerian fans leaves room for suspicion. If given an opportunity, would you marry a Nigerian?

[size=20pt]Yes, I love Nigerian men. Nigerian men are nice people.[/size] There are no two ways about it. I appreciate them and they are like brothers to us. When Nigerian men like you, they will walk up to you to tell you so. Sometimes, when I’m in Nigeria, [size=20pt]I hardly remember that I’m not in Ghana except when there is power failure.[/size] That’s when it dawns me that I’m in Nigeria. The country is like home to me. The men appreciate what I’m doing presently on screen.

Is that an open invitation to the Nigerian men?

Yes, I love them and they love me too.
Good girl! Just tell 'em what they wanno hear and keep the rest to yourself huh? wink
Thank God you nor fall inside Naija pipo trap! grin
If you for say you nor like Nigerian men. . . this thread for don reach 2000 pages with single old cargo haters still looking for NL ugly, bush grooms with BALD heads and K-legs! cheesy

Chai!!! Ghana has stable electricity. SHAME ON NAIJA!!!! cry cry cry cry cry
CrimeRe: Ritual Killers Found In Ogun, Bodies Include A Dead Baby Seen In Their Den by BootyOnMe: 12:55pm On Nov 05, 2011
Chintua:
Ogun State=Abia State. cheesy
Mu che che che che che che!!!
Foreign AffairsRe: Herman Cain! by BootyOnMe: 12:51pm On Nov 05, 2011
meonbooty:
Why [size=20pt]is[/size] your [size=20pt]teeth[/size] so yellow?

Dont you brush? Who knows what else you dont do? You prolly dont shave down there as well? Blazay, why are you so lazy WRT your hygiene? Is that why Mr. Blazay left you?
Ayakata Bongo!!!
Jakande-Area-Fada-"Free Education" PRO-DOT! grin

Why IS YOUr TEETH? cry
Please, go and dig up your Pa Adedibu to send your semi-illiterate behind back to 'nusery'!
Semi-illity! grin
CrimeRe: 75-year-old Woman Disappears From Verification Centre. by BootyOnMe: 12:27pm On Nov 05, 2011
BBK-Bastar-d!!!
Aigbofa!!!
Blaaady Yoruba-Ritualist!!! kiss

Why did you kidnap the old woman?
Ijjiot!!!
Wey ya 'lap dog' F for Fhocking Stranger?
I don come back from Tiananmen Square o!
Check me out!
Olodo Jabrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrata! kiss
CrimeRe: Can You Imagine What A Mother Can Do To A New Born baby? by BootyOnMe: 12:25pm On Nov 05, 2011
Oh well.
The world is over-populated anyhoo.
This would only happen as God's will.
Like they say. . .the wisdom of God is foolishness to man.

See as the afterbirth resemble Aigbofa face. Chai!!! cry
CrimeRe: 14-year-old Boy Arrested For Alleged Killing Of Student In Ekpoma by BootyOnMe: 4:04am On Nov 05, 2011
High_Chief:
^^^Please dont show us, would be so scary. Meanwhile my offer is still open
Show us your mama own. grin
Hey, wanno join me in ma tub? My sugar pops is snoring. cheesy
BABA removed my 'thong' from my arzzzzze under water huh? Let us see if you can do berra. Ijjiot! kiss




Your consolation prize. . . my pictures for you to wan-k off with.
My limo is here. . . you dunce! kiss
Bye!

Here! You NL Ogboni-Yoruba, bush jungle rat! Seek you level! Arzzzzzehole!!!!  kiss






Eat ya heart out. . . UGLY, LOCAL, SON OF A FADA-FOKIN BIATCH!!!!  kiss
CrimeRe: 14-year-old Boy Arrested For Alleged Killing Of Student In Ekpoma by BootyOnMe: 3:38am On Nov 05, 2011
meonbooty:
^^^

Are you a screamer or a squirter?
Both! cool
Come and taste! kiss
Please, off to see 'The Forbidden City' and 'The Great Walls of China'!
More pictures coming up! cool
I wish I could show you the more 'intimate' ones with my customers.
CrimeRe: 14-year-old Boy Arrested For Alleged Killing Of Student In Ekpoma by BootyOnMe: 3:32am On Nov 05, 2011
Mu he he he he he he he

Show us your shrivelled peh-nises without VEINS!

Ugly Yoruba bastar-ds! grin

Come o? This BBK London bastar-d nor dey taya to change name?
CelebritiesRe: Stella Damasus Might Be Up To Her Old Tricks Of Infidelity by BootyOnMe: 3:16am On Nov 05, 2011
Please, she has kicked the fat dude out!
Game ova!
The dude was a lazy, fat slob.
With 2 lovely daughters in the house, I would not be entertaining ANY Nigerian man under the same roof till both girls are OUT of my house.

Smart woman. kiss

Na the 'poor' branch of the Nzeribe tree she go 'perch'?

An UGLY fat one for that matter? Wetin she wanno take man do after her husband don quench with 2 lovely girls to raise?
Please, she should phock 'em and turn 'em lose back to their rat-holes!

Gosh! Nigerian women can be desperate sha! cry

Shi-YOOOOOOOOR!!!
CelebritiesRe: Nollywood's Chinedu Ikedieze (aki) To Get Married by BootyOnMe: 3:10am On Nov 05, 2011
Congrats bro!
Can't wait to see the pictures.
Join the club of the 'sanctified and bonafide'! cool
CrimeRe: 14-year-old Boy Arrested For Alleged Killing Of Student In Ekpoma by BootyOnMe: 2:22am On Nov 05, 2011
meonbooty:
^^^

I no go lie, the good lord knows how much I love to grab them from behind while I talk dirty to you simultaneously, with your left leg over my neck. Oh god!

Unfortunately, It is what it is.
You Bushito! cheesy
Ooooooooooooooooh! How did you know that my 'milk-jugs' are my 'weaknesses'? cry
I have 'CU-MM-ED'!
Squeeze 'em harder! tongue
Sweeeeeeeeeeeet juicy EDO melons. tongue


Please, grab one and let Aigbofa/High Chief/ROMEO-"ODE-OLORI-BURUKU" grab the other.


You are in luck. . . I feel like a milk maid today. Mooooooooooooooooooo!!!! tongue

EWWWUUUUU!!! kiss

Since you local Ogboni-Yoruba warriors have the blessings from your imbe-cilic, ashewo mods and SUPA MODS to derail threads endlessly, lemme help you re-tards out huh? UNA GO BAN TAYA. You local tout! Awon, I wanno phock ya desperate, lonely, UGLY arrrrrz and carry belle to marry ya in the name of our Ogboni-Okija FaceBook Lord! cheesy
You think say na efry barry be monkey wey pig born troway for gutter like ya? cheesy
CrimeRe: 14-year-old Boy Arrested For Alleged Killing Of Student In Ekpoma by BootyOnMe: 2:12am On Nov 05, 2011
meonbooty:
^^^

What are you doing to those little boys?


With those boobalicious boobalibious Cowbell Milks?
You have been just dying to touch 'em huh?
Do you have these kinds in your fatty-borbor Ooduwa Kingdom? grin
Tell ya NL worwor Okoro-Ngbatic babes to show us dem yown with the 'low-mileage' home runs wey YOU una riff-raffs don take dey play 'Face Book' ashi RUGBY since 2006 for this NL. . . . Mu che che che che che che!!!! grin
CelebritiesRe: Mariah Yeater's Lawyers Wants Justin Bieber To Take Dna Test by BootyOnMe: 2:05am On Nov 05, 2011
He should submit the 'akamu' specimen. . . .abi na 'Kwika Oat' make we hear word!
Haba!

Thank God na pickin, nor be H-AIDS or Busta Rhymes/TOBECHI ABIA STATE H-ERPES! grin

Mu che che che che che che

Time for some reaaaaaaaaaaal Chinese food to enjoy all these gossips I tellya!
Make I call my pickins dem 'salote' dem first. cool
CelebritiesRe: Justin Bieber Denies ‘love Child’ Allegations by BootyOnMe: 2:01am On Nov 05, 2011
Oturugbeke o! grin
What a mess!
CelebritiesRe: Selena Gomez Dumps Justin Bieber In Wake Of Baby Scandal by BootyOnMe: 1:54am On Nov 05, 2011
Hmmmm!
The plot thickens! cheesy
My fada God!
Thank you for my sweeeeeeeeet, uncomplicated, fun-filled, tragedy-free, PRODUCTIVE life! cool
What a way to end your life as a teenager/launch into early adulthood. cry

Lemme see. . . @17. What wuz I doing? undecided

I was still battling "A" levels and getting ready for the UNI.
I was not even thinking about se-x!
Thank God for a loving dad!
Kai! cry
CrimeRe: 14-year-old Boy Arrested For Alleged Killing Of Student In Ekpoma by BootyOnMe: 1:31am On Nov 05, 2011
Common show your UGLY arzzes!
You hopeless, lazy, sick phockz!
Who dey fear una?
Wretched ijjiots! grin
Please, visit my profile page for more pictures.
You have my exprezzzzzzzzzzzzz permission to post them anywhere, anytime.
No need to report to your skanky hoes of moderators or SUPA Mods.
DO YA PHOCKING WORST! Wedding BAND intact.
I dey go take 'Enyi' title for my husband village in a week o! cool Pisshures coming up.
Make una siddon for NL dey do 'I wanno carry belle then marry for cyber'! Mu he he he he he he :
You can't too no shyte! cool

Not everyone comes from a wretched, criminal UGLY, poverty-stricken background like YOU. kiss

Local UGLY things! grin

Una don taya? cheesy

Common come out! You polymonikering skanky hoes and basstar-ds!  grin


*Time to gerrrrrrrrrout of bed and see Beijing* cool
CelebritiesRe: Pman General Secretary Idowu Blessing Slumps And Dies by BootyOnMe: 1:14am On Nov 05, 2011
He was said to have been nursing [size=20pt]an undisclosed ailment[/size] in the last two days but he decided to attend the trial yesterday as a law abiding citizen.
Oh well.
Undisclosed ailments plenty for Nigeria.
RIP bro. kiss
CelebritiesRe: Comedian Ay Starts Record Label by BootyOnMe: 1:09am On Nov 05, 2011
I hope he succeeds.
I wish him all the best.
I love him. kiss
CrimeRe: 14-year-old Boy Arrested For Alleged Killing Of Student In Ekpoma by BootyOnMe: 12:53am On Nov 05, 2011
Haba!
Una don taya?
Please, make my vacation fun.
I gotz lotz of time for you NL m0r0ns. kiss
CelebritiesRe: Lady Gaga Launch An Anti-bullying Foundation - Born This Way Foundation by BootyOnMe: 12:45am On Nov 05, 2011
Good for her.
Too many people out there with low self-esteem that need help.
I wish I could give them some of my strenghts to be able to vanquish their 'h-enemies'.
On or off the cyber airways. cheesy

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrantus Nonsensicus!

They are not bullies, they are inconsequential 'COWARDS' with extremely unhappy lives. kiss
Too bad the victims all seem to be 'societal rejects', unloved/abandoned by their mommas and poppas.

Goooood job Lady 'G'!  kiss
CelebritiesRe: Muma Gee And Prince Eke Postpone Wedding by BootyOnMe: 12:37am On Nov 05, 2011
What lovely skin she has.
There must be a good reason for the postponement.
I did not have a good feeling about that 'union' from the get go.
Just something about the age difference and 'socia-economic' status disparity.
The dude looked like a 'classic' Nigerian gigolo.
I wish she would not marry him.

This relationship cannot be mutually beneficial to both.
Just my opinion. Her life and her choice of course. kiss
CrimeRe: 14-year-old Boy Arrested For Alleged Killing Of Student In Ekpoma by BootyOnMe: 12:27am On Nov 05, 2011
meonbooty:
^^^Already in Beijing?

Who are we fooling?

Or you is servicing peeps in Singapore?


Hey when you get back to the states, how we talk about you working for my escort company? Good pay BTW
Don't be jealous sweerrrie.
It only takes 7-8 hours to go from Dubai to Beijing. kiss
I have graduated to a "Madam" sugar. . .I own my own escort serviceS!
Your level please, STAY THERE!!!!

Next NL UGLY, Hor-ny toad please.  cool
CrimeRe: 14-year-old Boy Arrested For Alleged Killing Of Student In Ekpoma by BootyOnMe: 12:13am On Nov 05, 2011
High_Chief:
I was only rendering help, given that your punny must have a very high mileage, so I opted for an[i]a[/i]l, so I wont add to the problems of the punny already. I am for real sweetie, let me know when you are coming to oil my
Oh!
Poor you! 
At least my 'punny' can still attract sugar pops! Unlike your momma's that can only attract flies like the 'shalanga' it truly feels and smells like your momma's(aka MAMA AIGBOFADA-FOKA's stinking punany! kiss

I still dey here o. Abi your banning magic don fail after phocking all the UGLY SUPA MODS on this website.
If you want some oil. . . get your skanky, broke arzzzze to Beijing.
Local tout!

You want a punny with high mileage to oil your short dee-k? You should know that my 'mouth' is slack also with 'high-mileage' too.
Sorry, I don't do the planet of U-R-ANUS! grin The only SUPA-TIGHT cavity in my ENTIRE body! cool
Sorry, you are only stuck with your NL babes. Running out of NL virgin arzzzzez with 'low' mileages?
This one is WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY ourra ya league sugar.

All the years on NL shouda taught you that.
You phocking riff-raff!
CrimeRe: 14-year-old Boy Arrested For Alleged Killing Of Student In Ekpoma by BootyOnMe: 2:56am On Nov 04, 2011
meonbooty:
^^^

International Konji peddler. grin

Nothing do you jare?

How Akin Balo in London? You don serve him finish? Na to go do shinko again? For how much?

WHo are your employees? Those little .    .    .  lipsrsealed
You dey jolos awa sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet sex? wink
You know 'ow many I don 'service' after dat?
You 'slow-Yoruba-smelling-nyansh'! grin
Your mates dey go Dubai-UAE/Dohar-Qatar. . . you broke peh-nis dey call 'kpangolo' London! cry
NA YOUR LEVEL BE DAT! cheesy CHAI!!! GO AND QUENCH DIA. . . . ShiYOOOOR!!! cool

Akin Balo or wharrrrrrrrrrrrrreva, is with the purrrrrrrfectly 'matched'. . . .Miss 'Mgbeke Nwokorie First Lady' now! Abi you nor sabi recycle your 'used', OKRIKA dross to 'Kya-Ri-Ty'. . .aka the 'desperately, hungry and needy in spiritual BROTHERLY/SISTERLY LOVE ABD LUST''? Abi you nor dey read ya Bible? grin
I have finished with the 'body'. . . Soooooooo diafore, y'awl can have the 'spirit'! wink
I nor be member of una WOR-WOR, Ogboni-Okija-Okoro-Yoruba, LOCAL, Christian widow/er/single/DIE-vorcee/HOUSEWIFE clob! kiss
I am into 'flesshy' matters only. I nor be 'BURN-AH-GAIN' Ogboni-Okija Christian sir! Nothing to repent for darling. kiss
As you can see. . . .God don dey blesssssssssss me as I do his 'WORK'! (Donating in cassssssssssssh and in KIND. . . .for TITHES!)kiss wink
So, ova to you and ya 'club' of WOR-WOR, broke-weather NL, NOISEMAKING vacationeeers! kiss

Bye-Bye O!

Breakfast is ready! By the pool too!!! cool

Quench if you wanno quench!!!

Some pipo jolos mi
Some pipo jolos mi
Some pipo jolos mi. . . . because of my 'EVERYTHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAANG'!!!!
Nor letaaaaaaaan pain you tooo musssssssssh o! tongue


Mu che che che che che

Later, you brooooooooooooooke azzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!! kiss
CrimeRe: 14-year-old Boy Arrested For Alleged Killing Of Student In Ekpoma by BootyOnMe: 2:49am On Nov 04, 2011
meonbooty:
^^^
That food and the hotel and the so so so enjoyment, your $27 an hour job putting and pulling IVs from bed ridden patients?


Abi you dey pull Baba Suwe for Dubai?
Mu he he he he he he he
Make una siddon for NL dey take una vacation huh?
I be part-time business woman. wink
I have a flight to catch in less than 6 hours darling.
Off to 3 cities in the GREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT China. kiss

No quench o! tongue

See ya in 12 hours mi-dia! kiss

Make I knack you wan more sweeeeeeeeeet 'desert'pissssshure before I pack my laptop huh?

Kpele o! grin
CrimeRe: 14-year-old Boy Arrested For Alleged Killing Of Student In Ekpoma by BootyOnMe: 2:16am On Nov 04, 2011
meonbooty:
^^^

Am still waiting

N/a/k/e/d pictures only okay wink


And if possible, post your sugar papa dee-k so I can compare with mine and give you the calculus WRT how better off you'd be with me, instead of that soon-to-die-hopefully-will-die-soon Mr. Blazay Sugar papa
Now pick which one you would love me to brea-st feed you with huh? wink
The left one is my favorite for 'boys' like you. It is BIGGER and FIRMER.

I dey come huh! PAPA is waiting
You should know that 'big' babies like "BABA" get 'fore-milk', and 'little' babies like you get the 'hind-milk' on account of your prematurity status from birth.  wink

*Oko Baba E*!
ShiYOR!
CrimeRe: 14-year-old Boy Arrested For Alleged Killing Of Student In Ekpoma by BootyOnMe: 1:53am On Nov 04, 2011
meonbooty:
Blazay, now lets try butterfly, shall we?
Don't you just love the 'pose'? wink
You must be wan-king off seriously. It does not take much to get you to that point. . . since it has been a loooooooooong while since you were 'touched'. grin
More coming up. For your eyes only. wink

See this one.
Is your dee-k that short? cheesy
I see you just could not wait for me to show up huh?
Sorry darling. . . .I have a better offer right now, my son! kiss
It is 6AM and I am waiting for the pool to be opened to go and 'do' inside dia.
No 'lubircant needed.cool
Time for some 'room' service and 'fore-play'! kiss
My "Sugar Papa" is awake for 'early breakfast' then some serious '*69'(aka do-man-woman-DO'  wink. . . .so make I go 'wash' am. . . put perfume. wink
Enjoy the view my son. kiss
Later.




Titled 'WAKE ME UP. . .BIG DADDY'! wink
Enjoy this one too. wink
CrimeRe: 14-year-old Boy Arrested For Alleged Killing Of Student In Ekpoma by BootyOnMe: 1:43am On Nov 04, 2011
High_Chief:
^^^Blazay, Chintua & Bootyonme---Can I f[i]u[/i]ck you an[i]a[/i]l?
Sure.
I have assumed position, with the purrrrrfect picture profile I could find. wink
Please, bring the biggest 'gallon' of petroleum jelly you can find.
I am a 'virgin' in that 'area'. wink
Please. . .DADDY-YO-YO, pwomise you won't 'urt your little girl. wink Be as 'gentle' as "Arnold Swartz" the 'Terminator'huh? wink

You big, SEXY 'LION'. wink

*pus-sy farts*

Mtchewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!
CelebritiesRe: Actress, Stella Damasus Returns As The Bitch by BootyOnMe: 1:29am On Nov 04, 2011
Without endorsements like others have secured, I don't blame her after two marriages with 2 children to feed/educate.
Ashawo nor be work. . .na managimento! grin

Not into watching Nigerian 'home-videos' anymore.
I wish her all the very best.

One of my most favorite of hers ever. . . "NEVER SAY GOODBYE". kiss

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