₦airaland Forum

RIP bro!

There are other ways to commit '3rd-trimester' abortions you know?
Mrs Jay-Z get 'chest' o!
Na rubber slippers get am from the moment the pregnancy test reads (+)
There are women and there are WOMEN!
O ga o!

I trust my Edo women. Instead of man to killy us. . .na we go killy dem first.

No life is cheap. . . so RIP Mr. Iyamu!

The wife of the deceased has been confirmed to be a psychiatric patient but was what transpired before she used a pestle to hit her husband in the head is yet to be unraveled.

SHE SNAPPED of course! JUJU don fail!

When you are married to a Bini man. . .you can only afford to become a 'psychiatric' patient. That na NO-GO AREA O!!! BINI?  Chinekeeee!!!! You need to actually live amongst those peeps to really understand the magnitude of their un-resolvable issues and much more. KAI!!! Abeg, gimme ANYYYYYY other tribe in Edo state. . .!!!!

Oh no! That na one group of people I nor dey dresssss near. SAM-SAM! Male or female!!!!! HMMMMMMM!!!!! I lived half my life with them peeps!
Many apologies!

I nor dey click any link o!
Una do dey carry viruses!
My computer don hollllla taya!

Na pissshure I wan look.Thank you for posting it!

SHE LOOKS STUNNNNNNING!!!!!
I love the dress!

I am on an 'eating spree' right now. . . and during the holidays. . . I EAT ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING I WANNO EAT.
Dieting starts January 15th 2012!

I love my fat face for a change. My breas-ts don triple in size too! Mu he he he he he Love thineself nor be curse abeg!

God Bless China!
God Bless Africa!
A fool and his/her money are soon parted!

God bless Boko Haram the best of all!

At the mention of your name. . .EVERY KNEE SHALT BOW!
Oh J-es o!
For God so loved Nigeria. . .he sent it Jonathan!
. . . .And Patience too!

Now you know.
Move ya stinking arzzzzes out of the North!
Simple!

Serves them right!
I pray that continues till all those nosey, 'ashawo, pastor-phocking' Christians leave the North with their tatafoism!
You are not wanted there. . . get the heck out!

The same kinds of lawless Nigerians you have all over Nigeria.
Instigated by a few top guns in government to distabilize Nigeria and keep YOU in perpertual fear and hardship.
So they can keep stealing. . .and stealing. . .and stealing.
While you keep running and runniing and running away from your shadows!
There is absolutely nothing religious about Boko ARAM. . . .These are touts!
If it were a true religious sect. . . it would be present in the South of Nigeria too.
Nigerians are daft sha!

To me its a name given to helpless nigeria who's opinion can not be allowed in nigeria media system, they are only name giving to some group of persons just to cover for their political activities

My sentiments exactly!

Are there not Muslims in the South of Nigeria?
Why is this same Boko ARAM not in the Southern parts of Nigeria?

It is the Nigerian Christians that are daft for going over to the North while/after chanting Nigeria must break up.
I hope they keep using this Boko ARAM excuse to keep extinguishing their moomooscious arzzzes over there.
Serves them right!
No apologies!

[b]The fact is that Islam is waging a jihad in Nigeria and it is convenient and strategic for it to claim that Boko Haram is a radical fundamentalist group. The aim of this Jihad is to impose a Taliban type government (Islamic State) in Nigeria, or make Nigeria ungovernable if they are unable to gain power. I am at lost as to why Nigerians appears unable to see that Islam is just continuing what it started in Zamfara state. They feel that it is only by violence that they can prevail in the rest of Nigeria. They believe that Nigeria is a pagan nation which Allah wants them to Islamise. These conclusions are based on the following teachings in the Holy Qur'an. In Sura 9:123, and 66:9, Muslims are enjoined to "Make war on the infidels who dwell around you." In Sura 48:29, Muslims are required to "Be ruthless to the infidels," while another injunction in Sura 4:101 declares that "Infidels are your sworn enemies". [size=20pt]The Islamic definition of infidel appears to simply mean non-Muslims. Muslims believe that Christians are “infidels" because they do not pray like Muslims and eat pork unaware that there are Christian groups who share the same core beliefs with them is this area.[/size] History tells us that Islam only tolerates other religions until it can conqure or eliminate them by violence and this happens once they get political power. The evidence is before us in what is happening to Christian and members of other religions in all Islamic states (Saudi Arabia, Bahrain, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Iran, Indonesia etc.). Perhaps it is this apparent inability of Christians to read the world and articulate appropriate response which made Jesus to lament that the children of this world are in their generation, wiser than the children of light.[/b]

So, you know all these and some of you still carry your skanky behinds to go over there to 'serve', build churches, and establish businesses huh?
You say you don't want One Nigeria and you still carry your arzzzes over there to do what I ask again?
Why don't they try this same Boko Haram rubbish in Southern Nigeria huh?
I pray they keep killing your hypocritical infidels over there for real.
SERVES YOU ALL RIGHT!


Gbam!
Boko Haram ko. . .Boko HarEm ni!
Nigerians are daft sha!

See why I say 'those' peeps should stay in their own home states and be doing their ashawo work with their WAZOBIAN names?
Now, with all these Yinglish names, they blend in any environment as indigenes.
Who are these 'man'-hungry Mgbekes?
Rather than kill my own sister over a man. . .we shall join hands together to 'kill' his arzzze!
WHO BORN AM?
NA WHICH KAIN YE-YE BLOKOS IM CARRY SEF?

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrantus Nonsensicus!!!!

High_Chief:
^^^Am allergic to fugly gals and pusssies with high mileage sweerie. Nice pix again you have there, where are you now?

Poohsie with high mileage and anu-s with high mileage, which is better dear?
Give me poohsie with high mileage sir! No shyting!
I am still in Ghuangzhou chilling.
Security is tight here o! This peeps do NOT mess around. So don't plan any evil.
I have a busy day today. I have to ship 3 containers of goods before I leave to be cleared in time for Xmas sales!

Remember, you are not an h-enemy. You should not be looking at those pics!
Glad you like them anyhoo.

Shhhhhhhhhhhek out the shape? And my lime-green Gucci shoes?
Now, I am in the pool. . . soaking up the warmth of it all.

Later my dia. . . I will be gone ALL day. I think I shall visit Schenzhen today. My pictures are well over 1000 for this vacation alone.
Time for breakfast in bed. . . . Rrrrrrrrrrrrroom service!

Look out for my vacation blog. Tori plenty!
Mu he he he he he. . . .I really do have a life. . . .a GOOOOOOOD life outside NL.
Later, mon ami!

High_Chief:
^^^Its mutual, most NL gals are fugly and lonely in real life too, thats why I only do them an[i]a[/i]l. Do you really decide if you wanna squirt, it ought to be a spontanaeous thing, hope you are not deteroriating sexually sweerie

If you wanno do ana-l, why pick fuglies? You still have to see their faces abi?
I would pick a PYT with a tight arzzz! Shioooooor. I see you specialize in fuglies. . .?
As you can see, I ain't one!
I am fixed darling. I sleep without pant 7 days a week and loving it! Thongs are my bestest friends now.
No more squirting. I dun wanno catch cancer of the toto with all that SMELLING menstrual crap every month! TWA!
Thank you!
I don get all my issues finish!
If I need more issues. . . na adoption gettam honey!!!
No need to squirt to please man. . .it is sooooooo messy! Tufiakwa!!!!
Abi are you thirsty?

Not a Black man. Lai lai!

Resign ke? Not in H-Afrikkkkka!!!!

Juss-Juss na?
God Bless J-Americans!
No opponent is equal to thee!

Saddam. . .Gone!
Osama. . . Gone!
Gaddaffi. . . Goner!!!!

IN GOD WE TRUST! WHO NEEDS ISLAMIC JIHADISTS TO WIN WARS?
Christians do a better job. . . IN GOD WE TRUST I repeat!

Mu he he he he he

Good job Ellen!
Nigerian woman can never win this kind of award lai lai!
Too busy looking/dying for peh-nis!

They already did.
What do you think NATO is?

Excuses, excuses!
Typical Black man!

Capitals should be central.
Moomoos!
Who wants a capital in any jungle of Nigeria that is not central?
Abuja is just right. . . a no man's land.
Get your police force and other law enforcement agents to take care of lawless criminals.
I don't want a capital near kindnappers of the east, ritualists of the west and terrorists of the south either.

Thank ya very much!
ABUJA FOR LIFE!!!!

Gbam!
I love it!
Next please!

Mu he he he he he

Fancy going to build churches and make noise where a religion clearly calls for lynching! Christian dunces!

Make una siddon for dia. . . may they keep killiing all ya skanky Christian arzzzes over there. You are not wanted there. . . so GERRRRRRRRRROUT OF THERE!

If you choose to tolerate mosques in your Southern regions. . . too bad. Nobarry forced ya to!
Simple!

Europe, Nigeria. . .no difference.
The continent/country of babalawos!
Full of fetish, UGLY goons!

Go Romney!
Obama please, pack and go.
We are sick of your 'slimy' constitution!
Typical 'Black' man! Twa!

I love the idea.
Only one problem,
Nairaland will shut down due to lack of funds from Ota(Ogun State).
We can't have that can we?

john6006:
MY CHILDREN ARE FULL GERMANS NOT LIKE HALF AMERICANS LIKE YOUR'S SO KEEP YOUR PEACE IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANY THING TO CONTRIBUTE.






Slaves that forget his past will always remain one.

WOTEVA!
This is not a competition for the most stoopid huh?
So long broda!
As you can see. Nigerians on NL do not want change. Sooooo, h-enjoy ya thread. Thanks for the attention.

RIP!
Another music legend rests.

john6006:
Bootyonme.
I think if you have children then you will one day understand my text.
when your child looks into your eyes one day and ask :father or mother what contribution or which part do you play when things are going wrong in the house:
So to say:keep deceiving your self means you are also not ready like the people you compared .
When the time come you will also be on the street to play your part.
This I strongly believe,

My children are Americans. That makes me only half-Nigerian on websites like these. . .only when I am in the mood to be a Nigerian.
Outside Nigerian websites, there is absolutely NOTHING Nigerian in my mentality.
Who wanno associate with FAILURES?
Sorry bro. They have fought their own wars in the land of the brave and the free.
Black man. . . You are on your own. . . .Biko!

Good morning The Greaaaaaaaat China. . . it is 7:15AM. . . .what is on your beautiful mind this morning?
Time for some room service and breakfast in bed!

lagerwhenindoubt:
Go ask Baba Suwe - I am sure he can teach Rick a lesson or two in 14 days

Baba Swue-Gbe did not do drugs. . . he only transported them in his arzzzzhole for commercial purposes.

ronkebp:
How come you know too much? you should not be trusted!!! Abii na experience?

Abeg cool down for Jisos!
I have never been born-again and NEVER will.
Just my observation. . . not experience.
Na pipo wey dey live hypocritic lives na dem need repentance!

vivika:
Oga! i only want to say something on this point^^^^, when the going was good, i was the most god-loving sister you will ever meet, when it became bad, i vexed for God, considering say, i was faithful when it was good. So no be everybody follow this pattern. PS: i have repented of my stupidity

From ya bed abi?
I h-understand!
I know many like you too.
This religion thingy be like the famous Dolly Parton song. . .
"Coat of Many Colors. . .
with patches on ya britches. . . .
that ya momma maaaaaaade for yaaaaah"!


E go beta one day. . . mu he he he he he heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh!!!!

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Chinekeee!!!When did this girl put on all this weight?

Congratulations to her!

I loved her acting 'Black Bra' with Oge Okoye and co.

Too bad, I don't watch Nigerian movies any more. I have soooooooo moved on.

It was a pleasure while the 'fad' lasted.