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This girl shouda been born an American I swear!
Just wondering.
Very un-Nigerian.
Praise the lord.
Nothing like a free mind.
I love this gheyeleeeeee.

If I were a man, this would be my babee.
Screw all those local Holy-Nwenje-Olaniyis!!!
Awon virgin for 'front'. . .Abuja-Auchi Ottobahn for (back)a-nus!

Thanks for speaking up!
The best way to shut bullies and rumour-mongers UP for good is to CONFRONT them HEADLONG!
First to quench!
Don't mind the badu e belle and e jolosi peeps!
Always looking for where to spread misery. 
Nothing wrong with moving on dearies.
Please, remain friends.
Don't mind the jealous haterzzzzz.

Nothing like BETA papa o!
Girl wey im papa love no dey marry ye-ye man'!
Lai lai!!!
I wish more Naija men could be like this.
There would be no ra-pists!!!
I mean reaaaaal fathers PRESENT in their https://www.nairaland.com/privacy.htmldaughters' lives.  .  .  .even on polygamous, refugee camps and settlements freeeee from physical and sex-ual battery. The SCOURGE of the Nigerian/African female child.
The male child is not free from all these, but the female is truly an endangered species in Africa as a whole!


Goooood job AY!
Sooooo proud of you.

All this one to chop one ye-ye peh-nis'?
Serves her right!
Tomorrow fools like this will come out and be shouting 'r-ape-r-ape'!
Now wey 'elvis' don brake 'pelvis'. . . . make we see as she go take 'phock'!
Bobo don go begin groove another babe as soon as she disappia for h-inside chimney!
Mu he he he he 

The stoopid things "stoopid" girls/agbaya women will do for love or lust!

Kai!!!! No shame at all.

Too bad.
Who says keeping a relationship is easy?
The good news? Everyone has a choice.

Bad news? IT DOES NOT GET BETTER. . . IT ONLY GETS WORSE.

Poor things!

Lessons learned.

NEVER MARRY A MAN YOUNGER THAN YOURSELF. WOMEN AGE FASTER THAN MEN. . .
MEN ARE MORE RESTLESS THAN WOMEN.
ONCE YOU GET MARRIED, STAY THERE! IT DOES NOT GET BETTER.

This is soooooooooo irritating.
Things like this just make you regret being born an African with 'black blood'!
What is all this?

Is he gonna shyte or not?

Waste of time and energy!
He should not pass Go!
He should not collect $200
STRAIGHT TO JAIL!!!

https://www.propsunlimited.com/pics/Games%20-%20Go%20to%20Jail.jpg

We wish them both the very best .
Sometimes you win and sometimes you lose!
Dazzzz life!
Move on.

Back to the "Al Capone" years!
Nigeria, I hail thee!!!!

Nice innavue.
Beaurrrrrrrriful woman.
Good you found yourself.
No man is worth all that.
Now, you are older, I am glad you know better.
Always love yourself FIRST before ANY man, woman, child, spirit or GOD!!!
Will check out your music.

If na woman nyansh now, the thread for done reach 3000 pages!
See OBJ hand and BaBa Swuegbe nyansh for h-insde "potty", not "fun" this time heh?

That's right! 
The reason some do not die "lonely, ancient unphockable wenchezzzz"!
If you can't get a First-Hand groom like some of us try an "Okrika-N" one.
Not every woman can be a first AND only wife.
Once "una"(y'awl know yaselvez ) don pass "tarry yearzz ' 'ol", even BABA SWUEGBE nor go prize una as 10th wife kpa-kpa. Na so-so cocaine una go dey shyte during "romantic tangles"!

Mu he he he he heeeeeeeeeeeh!!!!!!

Good job!!!
Please, show them!
Withchezzzzz and wizzzzzzzeds can't do shyte!!!
Una blessings don complete!
So happy for you gal!!!!!
You deserve this ultimate joy of womanhood!
Rrrrrrrrrrrock it!!!!
If una like DIE-VORCE.
Mission accomplished!!!!!!

Wharrra beaurrrrriful woman.
Great innavue!!!!
Thank you mama.
I love you. A biiiiiiiig fan of yours here.

"Hunger" drove me to the USA to pros-t-a-tute.  .  .  .aaaaaaand loving it !!!!!! 

Thank you for exposing the dark hearts, worlds and filthy Ogboni-Okija Nigerian, Christian nyanshes!!!

You sure potray them in TOTALITY!!!!

Nne, you sabi dem well-well!!!!

Thanks to you sweeerie! I REJECT Christianity in the almighty, SWEET name of MY GREAT AND GOODDDDEST GAAAAAD!!!!!

Your choice darling!
Just one kwessshun.

Did your momma find your dadda in a "church" to phock'im?

This is a court of public opinion.
So, I will say GUILTY AS HELL!!!!
E doooooooooooooooooo am!!!

You are too young to make such a statement.
Something is wrong with you then.
Quick question.
Are you on DRUGS?

This could be the MAJOR problem.

Aigbe  has  a  great sense of Fashion; she said: "I am not too simple and I am not achievement. But for now, I am just starting and I know my God is going to take me there."

[size=20pt]Aigbe, who is very proud of her 10-year-old daughter from her past relationship, said although her children brings her joy but her past life is gone and buried.[/size]

Her words: "I don't like talking about my past. I don't believe in the past because if you keep operating on the past, you will not move forward. That's my past, it's past and buried; this is now, and I'm focusing on my future."

On the future of her marriage, she said: "It's in God's hands, and I believe anything in God's hands is in safe hands and He is in control. God is in control of my marriage."

Abi ooooooooooooh.
Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine sista, let the world see you SHINE as they cry!
Now, that is how it should be.
Not all these wretched women who would neglact their children for one useless peh-nis ALL in the name of answering 'wife' to one ye-ye man.
I can't wait for mine to relocate to Nigeria so I can have 'chance'!

Me sef wanno be a big 'aunty' while I "zoom around" for some fun with the marriage certificate INTACT!

"There is no problem because my lyale (The first wife) doesn't even live in Nigeria. She lives in the US with her kids, and she hardly comes around. In Nigeria, I'm the only wife and she is like a senior aunty to me. It is people outside that create problem, when there is no problem. She has lived abroad all her life; she hardly comes home. She is even happy I'm married to her husband. [size=20pt]She is like a big aunty we talk all the time," she said.[/size]

It is a woman's world too jare!
These are the kinds of women I love to be around. The ones that do not make this 'peh-nish' of a thingy a big deal while acting like sisters!
Smart 1st wife!
Smart 2nd wife!
Unlike some extremely, LOCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCAL women who will kill each other to be relevant in one useless man's life. Twa!
No need killing yaself for a man whose peh-nis you have sucked to death to give you children.
Let another woman inherit his arse while you play 'aunty' to the new 'wifey OR 'mommy' to the new 'boy-toy'!
Shikena!

LOVELY OKOJIE PLEASE TAKE NOTE AND PLAY 'AUNTY' TO PRINCESS MERCY-JOHNSON-OKOJIE, LIKE THE MERCY IN THIS INTERVIEW. STOP BEING SUCH A BUSH WOMAN!!!

If na those local parts of Nigeria now. . . .juju will be flying all over the place, women tearing their paheints all over the newspapers, while the man will be dying slowly with missing kidneys and liver! All because of e-badu belle and e-jolosi!!!

SHINE SISTAH, SSSSSSSSSSSSHINE!!!!! YOU LOOK BEAUUUURRRRIFFFFUUUUULLLLLL!!!!!!

Please, we are not interested.
Na una wahala be dat.

It maintained that the actor’s case was not an isolated one.

Nothing new there.

Dr Subhash Vijayvargiya, the agency maintained that Baba Suwe ingested a sizeable amount of drugs.

No Nigerian doctor of a coward can come out to identify with a statement like this for fear of his or her life.

Shiooooooooooooooooooooooor!!!

Abeg make all of una comot for road make we see sointin.
Nonsense!!!

Mu he he he he he he he he

LWKMD!!!!



Na porsin papa be dis?

What an UGLY sight!

Craw-craw boootux abi na '[size=20pt]poo[/size]-tucks'!

Typical "Yoruba" nyansh sitting on a 'po' for middle of market!!!!

Abi ooooooh!
Oh gal dey travel, enjoy her life.
Leave awon broke arzzzzze fertility goddesses to siddon with some country-looking, UGLY, unkempt, BUSH, JIGABOOS, called "men" in their sick minds. . . .with triiple-wide load, dorty, smelling nyanshes to born 20,000 agb-[size=20pt]o[/size]-ro chidddddrens with no food to chop for house!

All looking old and UGLY, with sagging tee-tees, with children growing up to be societal menaces(awon rap-ists/armed robbers/ritualists).


Mu he he he he

You go gai!!!!!!
I lovvvvvve that evening dresss plus accessories!!!

Good taste!
Thank God she did not grow up in those bush parts of Nigeria that could only afford to send their beloved 'issues' to see 'abroad' as the pikins of Nigerian, lootocratic imbec-iles who managed to cross over for CONVENTIONS of housemaids and taizee drevas!

No summer 'hols' as pre-teens!
Highest, Obudu Ranch or Ekaeh Amusement Park/Ogba zoo!!!

Kei!!!!


*But the babe don dey old sha! . . . .Make she be kiaful o!. . . . SHE IS LOOOOOOZIN' HER "GLOW''. . . . .looking less vibrant!!!!!. . . . . .Hmmm!!!!*

They said that there was no issue of violation. They said that the blood was as a result of her menstruation. The question again is, where went the undies of a woman that was menstruating? If there was no attempt of violation and/or to strangle her, [size=20pt]where were her undies?[/size]

Hmmmm!!! SAVAGES!!!
No reasonable woman in Nigeria will join politics.
Unless she wants to end up dead like this Zainab.


Like NL, like Nigeria!
I pity Nigerian women I tellya.
The greatest obstacle to a Nigerian woman's progress and/or wellbeing is a NIGERIAN man.
At home or at work!!!!
Twa!!!!!

God help any unfortunate thing with a poohsie caught in the clutches of any establishment dominated be Nigerian MEN!!!

Na "bloody pubic area" get am o!

You will be r-aped to death!

One group specializes in grandmothers going to their farms. . . another group specializes in phocking babies in their mothers uteruses, since they can't wait for the babies to be born. Pedo-philes in utero!
Twa!

Oluseyi ko. . . Olu-phock-pregnant-woman-without-condom ni!!!

Arrrrrzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzze hole!!!!

HeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeWooooooooooooooooooo!!!!
I am sure the culprits are on this NL.
Nothing wey porsin nor go hear for Igboland.
Is this not the same governor that was rumored to have impregnated his sister-in-law?
University of Nsukka cultists on rampage.

O di kwa egu o!!!

[size=20pt] “Youths[/size] Desecrating their mothers or grandmothers are evil. We pray that evil should stop, as we pray God to forgive and cleanse this land."

If na Northern Nigeria this wan happen now, imbeciles will shout 'Boko Haram'. . .'almajiri' and so one. Criminals from Southern Nigeria are called 'YOUTHS'!