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I love white folk I tellya. . . minus the booooze, and the showing up for parties without underwears!!!!
Going down memory lane in Southern USA.
I am a good 'ol country gal at heart.
Next time, I have begged God to make me born and bred in ANNNNY part of Texas!
I love Texas.
I don't mean Dallas, Houston or Austin.

I am talking [size=20pt]Galveston![/size] How many country clubs I have visited to sing Karaoke with my good 'ol oyinbo co-workers, I cannot count.
I have been exposed to a culture so senene, romantic, funny and educative.

Here are some songs I have enjoyed singing with my 'semi-sober' co-workers. . .!!!!

One of the reasons I find Nigerian parties extremely dull! You can't beat the real thaaaaaaaaang with real people!

God bless Texas.
God bless the USA!

[size=20pt]GIVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUP FOR FLEETWOOD "M-O-K"!!!![/size]

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Behold!
A "Lagos" LAFIAJI-TINUMBU-square Muslim!
Boko-Harrrrrrrrrrrrrambeeeeeeeeee in Western Nigeria!!!!

Tomorrow, some ding-bats will be shouting 'North-North'!

KAI! Women dey born sointin for this world o!
Hmmmmmm!!!
Blessed art the fruit of the womb jisos as they become real 'issues' of blood-thirsty murderers!!!!

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God's time is the very best to be killed by your children after having them for sure!

Rapper, Ikechukwu (Ekillz) celebrated his brithday last thursday (october 13) [size=20pt]with his fiancee/model,[/size] Sarah Ofili,

Na fiancee. . .nor be wife yet!
I for shout o!
Because no proper Naija man go carry im wife go im birthday party o!
Na girlfriends get that market abegggioh!
The day my darling husband go invite me to im birthday. . . "Welcome to World with End" for real. . . . and loving it!
Gives me a lotta 'chance' to do business!

Who wanno go dia sef? Na so-so strippers go full the party ke. If you husband belike my own o!
Ogbonge Mafia!!!!

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Same 'ol, same 'ol shyte!

Too 'yori-yori-ish'! LOCAL.

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All about peh-nis and toto! Finish o!

Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!!!!

Na dis kain music dey kill brain cells. Soooooooooooo mediocre!

Must these clowns sing in English?

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Now, this is what ammma talking about!

We wish them all the best!
An unlikely match though.
As with any union. . . .time will tell.

For marriage is [size=20pt]a haaaaaaaaaaaard road to travel for real, with many rivers to cross. . . only time will tell[/size] according to the Gospel of Sir Jimmy Cliff!!!!



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The reason I quit watching them.
Very dull and predictable.
Same 'ol, same 'ol shhhhyyyytttte!

*yawns*

Mu Che Che Che Che

This is goooooood!

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I mizzzzzzzzzz my karaoke days white them white country folk in school I swia!!!![/size]

Thank God!
About time Nigerian women started giving birth to real animals in animal skin!
Less rap-e/pedo-phile snakes in human skins!
Ta nu ja!

Abi oooooooooooooh!
Old faya wood nor dey burn finish quenchy oooooh!
I don't understand why people bother to get divorced.
Just take a break and re-connect.
Simple!

No matter how bad a person is, there is something you will miss in him or her. . . .THAT NO OTHER PERSON CAN GIVE YOU.
Everyone is unique!
Especially, when your union has produced lovely children. . .a constant reminder in your life.
Spiritual bond!
No escape!

Who cares?
May Nigerian women continue to suffer the consequences of not learning to fight back.
Move on jor.
Tori don stale!

You berra enjoy it while it lasts.
Youth fades!
For both males and females.
Use your time well.
Chidi Mokeme and Jim Iyke cannot get married today for love of 'married' older women.

Even 2Face cannot settle down.

this is afreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeka!!!!

I love her smile.
Yes sister. . .Love not to by force!
Never cry for anything that is not yours.
Glad you have moved on.
Frank has.
Sad events must happen in life.
But you MUST prove to yourself that you are bigger and better than them all.
Thanks for keeping a low profile through it all.

Good, you are hanging out with only females for now.
You have young children to worry about.
After marriage, single life is a demotion. . . do not allow any useless man to complicate matters for you.
Just ride 'solo' for a while darling.

God bless ya and ya chhiiiirens!

arsenefc:
Your make-ups and gele (trying to look Yoruba?) always look amateurish and I heard from people close to you that you arent the greatest nurse at your hospital. It is also on record that you suck at bedmatics.  That said, even with your history as a consistent flounderer in everything you ever did from birth to now, I think you'd have done way better than those gworo eating Hausa men at the airport.

Take it as a compliment Blazay. You are not good, but you aint the worst either. Hmm, you are just so so, in the lowest 1 percentile.

Look at this Ijjjiot!
Generational 'NGBATIC' bas-tard!

E dey pain you? AS USUAL?
I think you say I be "chambermaid"?

O Tegese!

Abi you forget say my graaand mama na from Abeokuta, Ogun state? And her name na Omolola?
My papa name na Olushola oooh!
Bush meat liki you! Who wanno be cursed like you, 100% Yoruba?

I don't have to lookkkkkit darling. I AM IT!!!! 
E badu belle and e jolosi!!!!
Cute n portable. Unlike you UGLY, NL, Yoruba, phaaaaaaat, short, MAROKO-MIDGETTY COWS, with suffocating over-sized BO-OBS/semi-detachable nauseating, stinking, Yoruba-Yeasty-Kwarikwata-colonized, ever-GREEN, Ebenezer-Obey-Samba-Ibilode, smmmmmmeeeeelllllliiiiing, wobbly, un-girdle-able-looking ikebes!

As kpe 'bedmatic' sucking. . . sho yo rite! I suck gaaaaaaaaan!!! Thank God! Na your dee-k-hungry, NL women go take douche-bags like you seriously for romantic encounters! Tufiakwa!!!!
The best I can do is open my 'unwashsd' poohsie and piss in your mouth. Waist I nor go shake. . . no penetration with your 'BUM EQUIPMENT'!
YOU SICK PHOCK!
Abeg. . . I get more pleasure from my fingers thank you!
Soooooooooo, face one of ya NL old-cargo, desperadoes SINGLES/WIDOWED/CHRISTIAN DIVORCEES. . . .e jor!
I ain't spending one second sucking ANY of ya dead dee-ks either!
My husband is still Mr. "Booty" the last time I checked!
Wey ya own? Even from the recycled "romance" pit of NL gutters?

At least I don dey the work since I join NL!!!
Suck or not, still employed!
You nko?
Asiwaju pikin with wide MAN-U-R-ANUS phocking all ova London ghetto brothels!!!  

Please, I have a patient to de-poo! At least, I nor go find cocaine h-inside!

Nor be Yoruba OMO-DORTY nyansh born disi wan!

Then off to lunch!

Later you M0R0N. I don't do crowds. On or offline.
Next thread please.
Overrrrr-an-Out!!!

arsenefc:
This is a great embarrassment to NDLEA.

In fact someone needs to lose their job. This is a national disgrace.

Even Blazay, as incompetent as she is, would have done waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay better

You must be very stoopid!
You hear say I be Bola Tinubu girlfriend?
See your people?
Shameless things
Only in Yoruba and Igbo lands would you find grandfathers and grandmothers shyyyting at both local and international airport full of heroine and cocaine!!!

O J-es O! Remind me. Other races "careeey" coke-bullets in their arzzzzez. . . .but your Okoro-Ngbatic vermin are the kingpins! Twa!!!

THE WORST IN ALLLLL VICES!!!!!

See old man with grandpikins dem for house, GO TO "Y'A GBEEEE. . .O fe se DUUUUUN!!!" for h-airport!!!!!

God punish all of una!!!!

Nothing as frrrrrrrrrightening as an IGBO Christian or a Yoruba Muslim!

God forbid!!!

I don laugh tayaaaaaaaa ooooooooh!!!!!
This is the joke of the century!!!!!
Say whaaaaaaaaaa?

Yoruba and Igbo people will keep ruining Nigeria!!!!

I will keep emphasizing it.

This is just one proof!!!!

E be like say Yoruba custom officials dey "duty" when dem manufasssshure this tori!!!

Chei!!!!

Dunnnnyooooo jussss lovvvvvit when NL ra-pists open r-ape threads?

Mu he he he he he




Thank God Edo State can sentence se-x offenders like we have in the civilized world unlike in "other parts" of Nigeria where ra-pe and pedo-philia is 'just THE way, THE truth and THE light' of life!
Like the ABSU/LASU hi-fiving, moronic ra-pe gang of ethnic tabooooooozzzz!!!!!
All "their" own cases are still in 'kangaroo' courts!
Once the news flashes. . .no convictions!

There is hope for stiffer sentences I pray!!!!!

Even if he did. . .so?
All the "blue fims" y'awl use to wan-koff every day/night, nor be pipo children act dem?

I still like him VERY much!!!!!

Receeding hairline and tight butt!

About time men started selling their arzzzzzez OPENLY too!