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Damn right he will!
Like 2Face Idibia!

Not going with the husband either.
How can one GO to a place like Dubai with a husband?
Holiday don spoil be dat! So-so argument. Don't even mention Nigerian politic or anything with OBAMA in it. NO SLEEP that night!
No way o!
Na so-so Eba and Okro Soup the bush Naija man go dey find for that "Alhaja" buka for that Dubai throughout!
Bush Naija man!!!

Na corrrrrrrrrrrrrrrect ANONYMOUS congo-shiner from the adult website get am o!
Not for spouses please!
I am most-def going without minezzzzz!
We fit meet for Nigeria for Xmas abeg when toto don belle full!!!!!

Having a nice time can NEVER involve a SPOUSE. . . . ESPECIALLY A NIGERIAN ONE!!!
That is WORK/BUSINESS! NOT PLEASURE!!!!

Who cares?

Omo N'Oba N'Edo. . . .Uku Akpolo Kpolo!!!!

Nne, nor be lie!
I hate kitchen work.
I have to wear rubber gloves for all that mess! Thank God for caterers!
Just call them to come and cook in your home as you supervise them!
Just make sure you date/marry only men with home-training, who can cook!
I married a fresh-fish pepper-soup making champion.

I never took any man who could not cook seriously. One-week stands only.

A man who can cook spends a lot of time at home instead of running around different women to phock and feed his atzzzzzze.

Who cares?
The entertainment value of this topic has outlived it's usefullness.
Time for anoda tori!

Nice.
My most favorite vacation spot.

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Dubai Mall is da BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMB!!!! THE BIGGEST MALL IN THE WORLD!!!

Here I come. Kim wait for me.


7 star hotel!!! I love it!

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No visa needed for non African countries. No hassles at all.

You go gal! You rrrrrrrrock Kim!!!!

Absolutely nothing.

I never liked his appearance(very daft-looking son of a gun).
No charisma.
Like husband, like wife.
Can you imagine both in bed together having "havenly feelings", moaning and groaning?
One dense, one mute!

My good man Atiku is sure having the last laugh on behalf of Nigeria.
I lovvvvvvvvvvvit.
I have always said it. . .A Southern president is ALWAYS worse than a Northern one.
Hail President Jonathan Badluck the "DUNDEE UNITED" of Southern Nigeria!!!!

Mu he he he he

With Rueben Abati as 'adviser'!!!!

I am happy Nigerians keep gerrrin' what they deserve and sommmore!

Nigeria would wish it had committed suicide than kill itself, by the time this Dunce of the South-South finishes with it!

Wey my American passport abeg. . . Off to China for my sweet family re-union/vacation. . .then back home for the holidays!!!!

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None.
Too mediocre. . . and retroprogressive for the most part.
Give me the politics of the United States of America. . .any day, any time.

Fine then.
Life goes on.

‘Madam Probity’ was nowhere to be found. Onyeka Onwenu who suddenly loves Christy more than anyone else in the world never attended Christy’s burial in Awka.
I do not recall that Onyeka was at any time appointed spokesperson by the committee. Sadly, my dear sister who likes to talk about democracy and the will of the people nominated and elected herself to the position and set about to drag the widely celebrated burial of our colleague, Christy, into unnecessary controversy and to tarnish the image of the good people who laboured so hard to make it succeed.

Hmmmm!

Where money go. . .IGBO go!
Even with dead bodies.

Meanwhile, the children have moved on. . .while these agbayas continue to make fools of themselves in the media.

No!
I only do traditions weddings or registry weddings.
NO CHURCH WEDDINGS!!!
Too boriing, too STUFFY!
High rate of divorce too!

Because, they have found that that there are no true Christians not to mention the unrealistic goals preached by the Christian doctrines.
What we have are 'hypocrites'!'
The only true Christian was Jesus Christ their "Lord". . .whom they killed for "Saviourship"!
More over, the average Christian is a 'dummy'. . . who cannot think for himself or herself while aspiring to be what he or she could never be.
A total failure when it comes to being 'Christ-like'!
Go figure.
Give me am atheist any day. . . more brain power, less evil-minded!

TOTO IS LORD!!!

Don't mind them jare, dear Beyounce.
We know you ain't no fruit of the womb African-Chrisssssslamic, UGLY woman!
You are Afro-American!
Big difference!

That 'black card' trick will not work this time!
White House for white folk only!!!
Obama is a one-term presido!!!
Goodluck Jonathan of USA!!!
Thank God Michelle nor be "Okrika" First Lady!!!!

Kai!!!!

Mu he he he he he heeeeeeh!!!!

Oh dia!!!!

The extent some women will go for a peh-nis!!!!!


 

Hmmmmm!!!!
This dude don 'HAMMA' corrrrrrrrect sugar mommas for Naija I tellya!

Only Jah-Jehovah-Jireh knows how much toto-H2O be drank with those his IGBOTIC, 'kunta-kinte-kpomo' lips, to set up this outfit. 

Gallons and TONS I 'belief'!

Indeeeeeed!!!!
I dey go Dubai in 2 weeks, make I show una Middle Eastern girls for club!!!
Oturugbeke o!
Very naaaaaaasty!!!
Christians na anus-phockin' champs!
To avoid having their poohsies dripping with "akamu" from being chopped off by their babaric, local dudes, na mouth dem Middle Eastern babes dey use mouth dem dey take phock weh-weh, come swallow all the gono/syphy/HAPPIES!!!

Then dem go brrrrrrush mouth, chew 'chin-gum' reassssssh house!!!!
Once a month you go see 'blisters' for around them mouths!

Full of dissssissssisssss!!!!

BlackLibya:
I feel sad for whoever that is in your profile that u are using their picture.

LOL!!!!!
LWANNOKILLYMOID!!!!!


I beg make I go shyte sweet beta shyte!

Back to CNN please.

Oh jes o!
After marriage too!
Not with bursting belle with white gown at the altar!
Like many 'religious' Nigerians we know!