So? What's the big deal? I don't celebrate valentines either. My uni is full of valentine atmosphere right now that it makes me SICK! I wish it was banned here. . .life would be much saner. I feel sorry for any fool who dares to get me a valentine. . .they are so going to see the wrong side of me.

Elderz, man, you gat a deal. £ is better than $. And you agree to the other terms, ko?
Ms. Morenike, be careful o. Make u no threaten my boss o.

haha,,,,I've got my ways._{(how does US get info from its reluctant prisoners?)} I'm not starting the story yet until elderz and I have finalized the deal. Once that happens, make una watch out for stories!

what are you trying to say?

I'm not encouraging people to go marry many wives. I'm just saying that not all step-mothers are evil. My parents were divorced before my dad re-married, anyway.

fisherman

do you expect him to answer that?

who said I can't?

co-pilot

I no how to right very well. I was win the competition from righting good engrish.

I just noticed your location,,,Dr, do you seriously mean to say you live in Saudi? Which part?

Me too,,,I wanna gain weight! But in a healthy manner. I know I'll be normal after having kids,,,but that's years off! Anyways, I'm ok with my body but it would be nice to gain about 5-8 kilos. But I'm not complaining; afterall there are advantages to being slim too. My mum says I should be a model,,,she doesn't mean it as a compliment because, to her, models look emaciated. But I'm cool with that. Of course, there are people with amazing bodies who look at me and go "I wish I could be that skinny!". I just want to slap them! I simply tell them them they are gorgeous the way they are,,,,and, trust me, they'll quickly get tired of being my size.

I actually eat,,,some people think I eat too much. But no weight gain; we joke about that at home. My dad tells me all the food I'm eating doesn't show at all. people think I'm dieting.

how am I supposed to know your house?

neba eba ebe. . .

which kain language be that one?

baby, kai!

She's trying to say that she wants to become Mrs Ferlie.
So, Dr, do you accept am?

Ole! Barawo! You know exploitation na against the law, abi? I fit report you to police for "attempted subjugation and exploitation of my inexperience coupled with an offer of work in slave-like conditions". That sounds good, man!
Morenike, enh, I don talk am finish. Instead of increasing the offer, you dey reduce am, abi? Wait till the new story comes out. You will beg me to accept $3000, I no go gree.

I think, I'd rather work for elderz. $60 ke! Person no go live? Besides, shebi na rumours you want? It costs money to create rumour o! First we have to pay some people to accidentally-on-purpose do something rumour-worthy. otherwise how we go get good story? You want pictures,,,,we go pay people to pose. All of that eats money,,,,not $60 wey no reach pure water money.

masseuse

babyosisi, I think the last 3 or 4 stories were all positive!
Some stepmums are mean,,,others are lovely. It depends on the person. My stepmum is a mother to me.

doctor who,,,,ingenious, aint I?

@morenike
haba, madam! Bankruptcy ke! You self know that I'm being humble and not greedy. Abeg, please don't try to take advantage of my youth o. I sabi how much you dey pay the other reporters.

Oya, elderz,,,,let's get started! You said Toyin and,,,,who? _{(should I make up any guy or is there one you have in mind?)}

But, wait o, have we agreed on the salary? Contract terms?
$2000 per story, 8 months' paid vacations every year, two year's maternity leave (paid, too), a company car, housing allowance, health insurance, children's education allowance, security allowance,,,,what else?

Ki olohun maje ki won fi onje se wa o! E se amin e!
Omo mola ton so yoruba ju emi omo yoruba lo! Tulasi gan ni mon fi ko iwanba eyi ti mon ko nisi.
Inu yin otun du ti poster ba di baba ibeji? Kaka ki e lo si bi isomoloruko ki e se wa'asi wipe ko da ki awon eyan o ma se iru nkan bayen lai se iyawo,,,,iresi ati moimoi ni efe lo je! Kai,,,onje lagbara!

E rora sugar ti en ko je,,,ti diabetes ba mu yin, yio le inudidun lo kia kia ni o. Sugbon, eti so wipe ki akoba adaba ki o gafara!

And yeah, it's true that some people ask for advise not to heed it; hope this poster really wants to help himself. Wish i could do more to help,,,,but all we can do is post our advice. It's up to him to do what he wants.

You, these people no dey listen o! U dey still ask for birthday cake from an ALIEN! Eeeh eeeh o! Wonders shall never end! Do u know what may have gone into the cake? Hmm, maybe you've already eaten "cake" from him that's why you no fit fear am anymore. Just wait till he locks you in the human-size cage he's hiding. Cake, ke? Not for me, thank you very much!

watching people fight,,,,is, erm, interesting. Will you guys ever make up?

elderz; wetin dey confuse you? Sebi the thread say make I comment on people's profiles,,,,na so I dey comment. Wetin come put question mark for your face?

me, me, me! Can I be a reporter?

Please, ma! My english good well well!
How much you go pay me per story?
I don't want to ask too much (I'm not greedy o!) so i hope you are ok with $2000 per article.
When should I start work?

man, you guys post too fast! You mix up my post now!
Anyways, morenike; wetin be genetics about snails? Abi you wan give us theory that we're descended from snails instead of apes, now?