Colossal rubbish

The average pussy smells. It is like a wound opening. Girls with odourless pussy would tell you that they only wash with water while bathing, after sex and after peeing always. Using soap, tissue or wipes is a no-no. Also having sex regularly and maintaining a clean shave helps reduce any odour

SARS in Ibadan are all criminals. All they look for are innocent guys to harass and steal from. Having a laptop with you is a crime. They always want to know your house, know your dealings, check your phones, they even check the sms from banks. They have ended a man's live over 5k he could not afford to bail himself

This op no sabi anything. How can you compare football to anything let alone yansh. Football is more than life itself.

Used to be Pree me- Burna boy. Now i can't do with Bambi- Jidenna and
if you can love me now, don't love me later, cos i don't want any fake love when i'm making my paper.

TrapQueen77:







Yeaah...well, Michael escaped the Yemen Prison while me, i juz escaped from Sambisa forest..

I miss those trousers actually...

Spoiler!

@op this place na church or prayer mountain? Carry ur yeye story go meet prophet

BuariCopyPaste:


YES to your first question.

There's an uncle who's the surrogate father.

To The last question, she didn't actually disappear because I knew she must be in there house but I wanted her to give a detailed explanation on the whole issue including what brought about the shoddy preparation on the wedding day.

You are the husband and head of the family. Address any issues u have with your wife at the uncle's place henceforth. The shoddy preparation might have made you look irresponsible to ur family members and friends but that is in the past now. Let it go

Question 1- are you sure the child is yours?
Question 2- u say the father is late, who is the alpha male in the family that makes decision?
Question 3- in the 2years u have lived together, has ur wife ever exhibited this kind of disappearing act?

She is simply showing her selling point. Na the work whey she dey do

ChristyB:
Before now everyone was screaming "buy from those who sell and stop using your internet banking"

Now they have added their own VAT to the recharge cards.

There was a particular celeb that championed the campaign of recharging from roadside vendors. Honestly i understand the vendors plight. Most of them do not make more than #30 per 10 cards sold.

But God will punish UEFA and this rubbish officiating against spanish opposition

It cannot be well with UEFA and this referee

fuckerstard:

See rhymes, abeg sell am to EFe

based on logistics

Luizkid:
it's obvious u're Bored

see my moniker

4 to 6 weeks ke. Na to go buy another joystick be that. Imagine how weird it would be to walk into a hospital with a broken joystick and explain ur situation

Half of nairaland population need help, spiritual and psychological. You people are advising op that went to carry story from a blog. Maybe all the op needs is traffic in the blog. All me see on nairaland these days are stories from blogs and reactions from other social media platforms.

I was opportuned to meet the lady selling packers and other plastic items beside the canteen where the soup is always pepperish. She told me i would be the one to disvirgin her if i left my cunny ways behind. On my way to her place there was go slow and her incessant flashing on my phone made me hit the van in front of me when the driver did not trafficate before turning. I promised to pay for the repair of the van installmentally and i shifted my appointment with the lady to next tomorrow.

Nice quotes. My favorite- what you fail to learn might teach u a lesson.

simatiniya:
Helps women calculate when their period is coming so they can know when to have sex or stay off sex so as not to carry belle.

Also helps them so they know how to package themselves as they start their busy days so as not to get stained outside.

There is an app for that? Waoh

If you no want, give someone else

ToriBlue:
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If barcelona should qualify next week, then it is based on the work of Uefa and officiating. That barca team cannot even beat juve at camp nou without any help

Your sister became a lot wiser that day. That's a miracle.

We are always quick to give support to the so called victim based on trash stories that we read. Granted some humans are animals but if you have ever used badoo, you will know it is just a business transaction gone wrong. The truth can only be established after seeing the video.

shikshark:
well with my 30+ years experience in pvssy handling, if i see a pvssy that have been alumized ill know, because if labia minora and majora are relaxed and pvssy is tight, my brother check the house for a bottle of alum.

Pls explain further. If it is not relaxed, is it supposed to be swollen, compressed or what?
I think i can attest to coming across the never wet punny

As we nigerians are donkeys, we no get choice. Simple task of switching from analog to digital broadcasting, we cannot meet deadline. Multichoice continue

We consume things that will kill us faster than fanta and sprite. Ask any male nigerian. We don't even care about the contents

meskana212:
am I wrong??

i'm not interested in the answer. I'm just suprised at how you went about ur own solution. Completely outside the box

We are in the technology age. If it doesn't come in a package and carries an expiry date, we are not interested. When we were in primary school, na fruits and grasshopper we dey find always. Now everyone buys packed fruit juice and snacks for their children.
We can blame the past and present government all we want. But i fear for the future more. We are on a path of total ruin.

meskana212:
119 jhoor.....23-7=16, 47-23=24, 79-47=32...16, 24, 32....so the next common difference is 40 since they increase by 8. ...119-79=40

honestly i need some of whatever makes you think like this