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Romance / Re: Felt Like Crying, Hook Up Babe Wai Guy Order Come With Her Child by borednhorny: 6:17am On Jan 15, 2023
To answer your question, it depends on the age of the child.
But you are really nice guys, you should start a charity for olosho with children.

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Romance / Re: Anyone That Can Tell Me Good Ashawo Joints In Ilorin Will Be Rewarded 5k by borednhorny: 8:56am On Nov 30, 2020
Jazzman01:


Guy, you Sabi where man fit get this type of bakassi for Ilorin?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIQTBfljr04
Blood of Jesus.
Fokosobo and you need to move together
Romance / Re: Here Is Why Women Ask Where You Got Their Number From(graphic) by borednhorny: 9:45pm On Oct 02, 2020
czarr:
your profile picture looks like you lost your sense on the ground and you looking for it...if you have nothing meaningful to say find your level.
you don make she comot the profile picture

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Politics / Re: Abdulrazaq Government Begins Secret Selling Of Local Gov't Official Quarters by borednhorny: 4:21pm On Sep 03, 2020
It is even good as we have people monitoring AA's government. After his one term, he would go and do the rest at home. But Kwara must never go back to the hands of the past tyrant
Forum Games / Re: Win N1,000 Airtime Of Your Choice If You Get This Riddle by borednhorny: 7:25pm On May 14, 2020
yankeenowo:


You are a winner. Kindly confirm receipt of your airtime
Waoh.
Thank you. I got it. God bless
Forum Games / Re: Win N1,000 Airtime Of Your Choice If You Get This Riddle by borednhorny: 7:06pm On May 14, 2020
Nothing.
08156178715 Glo

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Crime / Re: Priest Shot By Herdsmen Was Among Catholics That Protested Last Week – Deji by borednhorny: 6:15pm On May 28, 2018
Buhari is a Fulani herdsman just like Jonathan was a Niger delta militant.
Romance / Re: Anyone That Can Tell Me Good Ashawo Joints In Ilorin Will Be Rewarded 5k by borednhorny: 10:03am On May 06, 2018
Bros, go to Everton guest house beside kwara hotel. Na from the gate the girls go dey hussle you. Better still I can share u some contacts on WhatsApp for some freelance girls. No need for the 5k, salvation is free.

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Romance / Re: How True Is This by borednhorny: 2:35pm On Feb 28, 2018
I work Monday thru Friday. My desired dating slot is determined by EPL fixtures.

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Romance / Re: How To Identify A Man With Small Size! -Physicians- by borednhorny: 4:07am On Jun 22, 2017
Most people just come here to post rubbish! Klinefelter syndrome is a genetic condition just like albinism or dwarfism. It is basically the presence of 2X chromosomes in a male. Most of them are sterile and it occurs in about 1 in 1000 male births.

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Phones / Re: Which Network Data Plan Lasts Longer? by borednhorny: 8:06pm On Jun 20, 2017
The 3gb for #1500 is actually a blackberry plan that works on android device. Do not expect the same value on an android device

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Education / Re: Which One Do You Prefer by borednhorny: 6:57am On Jun 20, 2017
Remember the 11th commandment: Thou shall not get caught
Religion / Re: Do You Know Evans, The kidnapper Can Still Make Heaven While You Rot In Hell? by borednhorny: 10:30pm On Jun 18, 2017
This op must think God is a Nigerian

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Romance / Re: I Need Sex Sir by borednhorny: 3:40pm On Jun 12, 2017
Madam, tell him the doctor advised you to have sex regularly for easy labour and delivery. Or get your doctor to tell him the benefit of sex during pregnancy

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Romance / Re: My Landlord’s 16year Old Girl Is A Sex Monster by borednhorny: 11:09am On Jun 10, 2017
Cool write up. Although it is all fiction.

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Career / Re: Most Loved, Two Official Cars, Then Mysteriously Asked To Resign by borednhorny: 6:28am On Jun 08, 2017
transient123:


Sad to see all these nairaland warriors, bigots or tribalists who hail very corrupt so called leaders beg for money.

Check them on facebook with all their fakish and ghost pictures, you had thought they are the dangote's.

Someone shared a story and asked for advice, the behold, beggars on prowl.

Shame on these "yoots" .
Nairaland is not a clinic of any kind. If you bring your issue here, you should expect all sorts of comments. Good morning
Family / Re: My Brother In Law Barged Into My Room While I Was Unclad!! by borednhorny: 5:13am On Jun 08, 2017
Iyaayi.....Is this the first time your brother inlaw is entering you room without knocking? This is just the first time you have been unclad. You have been allowing the disrespect before now. You cannot hold yourself like a pinch of salt and expect to be carried like a bag of rice. I understand the situation is abnormal, but i assume the brother inlaw has been living with the husband before you arrived. You are like the 3rd party and as a lady, you are expect to lay down some ground rules. Respect of privacy should be topmost on the list.

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Career / Re: Most Loved, Two Official Cars, Then Mysteriously Asked To Resign by borednhorny: 11:55am On Jun 07, 2017
Your story is somehow. Almost like nollywood. Is there a spiritual undertone? Do you have a son? Is he healthy?

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Car Talk / Re: FRSC Gives Reasons For Drivers License Issuance Problems by borednhorny: 2:01pm On May 17, 2017
Nigerian institution and excuses are like 5 and 6. FRSC will give excuses, PHCN excuses, NNPC excuses, FERMA excuses. Even the Federal ministries and the Federal govt give excuses.
TV/Movies / Re: What Series Are You Watching Now? Part 2 by borednhorny: 10:25am On May 10, 2017
"I'm going to find it. Whatever it is. Whatever thread you left behind, however small, the one that threatens everything you are. We both know it is out there. You know exactly what it is. You were talking about sleepless nights. It is what you wake up thinking about in the dark, shaking. Ofcourse i'm going to find it. You know i will. And i'm going to pull on it and i'm going to pull on it until your whole phucking world unravels. And when i'm done, you won't be governor, you won't be US attorney, you might not even be an attorney at all. Yeah i might go down behind all of these. But one thing is for sure, you are going to be right there next to me." I'm in love with Bobby phucking Axelrod.
Romance / Re: Dont Know What My Cousin Is Up To Need Your Advice Please by borednhorny: 2:41am On May 10, 2017
She would be rubbing ur chest....... I swear nairaland is a lunatic ward
Romance / Re: Is It A Must BLOOD Should Popout When A Girl Is Disflowered by borednhorny: 2:36am On May 10, 2017
TheCabal:


No. I did not ask if you are virgin , I know you are NOT.

I asked, 'did u bleed when u got fuc|ked the first time ?'
Your head dey there. Back to the topic, the babe is certainly not a virgin. If she was a virgin, you would still be consoling and petting her. All these ones that lie against sports, it takes rigorous sporting activites to break the hymen and there would also be bleeding at that point. Sports like cycling, triple jump, long tennis not gymnastics and volley ball
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by borednhorny: 10:25pm On May 08, 2017
Chelsea party, Boro wake. Thank God Courtois has 15 clean sheets. Hope he can overtake Lloris for the golden glove.

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Romance / Re: You Take A Girl To An Hotel Room And She Dies©¥® by borednhorny: 4:50pm On May 08, 2017
This is the worst thing that can happen to someone in nigeria. Na to just call police yourself to come carry you. Running is not an option. I remember one time i was in a hotel with this girl and her period started. I quickly stepped out to get sanitary pad for her, come and see how the guy at the reception ran after me. He thought i had abandoned something for them guesthouse.
Romance / Re: Seven Ways To Keep Your Vagina Vibrant by borednhorny: 4:34pm On May 08, 2017
Vibrant vagina. Lmao! Op what is the opposite of vibrant cos that's what most of these girls got

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