₦airaland Forum

Starting with the coach,we call him arsene wenger-unlike man utd,he buys good wenger
per mertesacker-he looks like a password hacker.
Ospina-we cant do without him like our pinna
gabriel paulista-the name looks like that of a sista
aaron ramsey-he doesnt listen to hearsay
flamini-he is lucky to score,i think when he scored,he was on gemini
bellerin-rhymes like rin go rin
konscielny-
chambers-he sometimes makes me feel happy in my chambers
cazorla-dribbles pple like they are morlah
walcott-so handsome and hot
rosicky-his pass passes through even though the walls are sticky
ozil-his passes heal
welbeck-very busy and his hands are on deck
chamberlain-makes opponents defence looks slain.
Sanchez-he dribbles like he plays chess.
Giroud-sexy,simple and not rude
apkom-obviously,he is in form.
Arteta-he is a great pace setter.
Coquelin-you dont rest on him,else you scratch your body like chloroquin.

Coyg,ready to make a rap with arsenal players and to form rhymes.enjoy.
Up gunners

This thread is created for youngstars with the talent of rapping with rhymes.it is not easy to be a rapper,so lets celebrate them here.lemme start.my stage name is TUNDIANO.
Am back on my feet,get glued on your seet
cos no time for repeat,when am going on the beat.
No work no pay
idi niyen ti mo fin struggle everyday
i dont mind what pple say
about my skillz like jay jay
world famous, ewo ero lori street
tori mo jovial,sugbon won ni mo strict.
Ati make history bi funmilayo ransome kuti
100 bullet lori emi nikan,hmmm mo ku ti
rhymes to makes sense to ma nje kawon eniyan flow.
Nile ijo ninu club,temi naa ni won ma n lo
this is a tip of my many rhymes.click like for more

Allureoftheseas:
pray to the mother of all, Osun answers prayers fast, seek her, reach unto her and she will accept and cure you of that spiritual bondage you are in, if you are ready, the solution is now beside you.

pls run away from this advice o,it will become worse if you yield to it,sebi na bad odour and hot sensation b4,after yielding,i wont be surprised if you come here and says that your bad breath is causing global warming and uprooting trees.

Smartestelvis:
Dear Nairalanders i need ur help...From 2011,i started having a strange air coming out from my nose.its very hot and it smells like burning rubber i was teriffied and i went to see a doctor who presumed it was a sinus infection so he prescribed some antibiotics for me.But none of the pills worked and it kept getting worse by the day.i kept going from one clinic to the other,some doctors even went as far telling me its malaria and typhoid,which i took every desired treatment but nothing worked.

Its now worse that anywhere i sit now smells like someone farted or like its a toilet place,it gets worse when i eat a proteinous food.Everyone around me keep coughing,sneezing,spiting and all sorts of attitude to show disgust and i dont blame them for that coz when i persive it myself i feel like vomiting.It smells so far that even 100metres away you can persive the strong odour ouzing out from my nose..people have called me all sort of names,some say i dont bath,some that knows my hygiene practices say i dont bath well enought but i myself knows what the problem really is.....

The moment i breath out through my nose i just notice this kind of reaction from people around like when someone just farted...It sometimes gets worse to a point where it causes a heavy wind to be blowing around the environment.i got sacked from my work place because of this problem even though they had to make up another excuse for it...i now stay indoors 24hrs everyday coz i have had enough insults and ambarrassments from ppl around.....pls no one should mention things like me having cartahh,fever,malaria,not brushing n bathing, coz i do those things more than most clean people i know....Any resousefull contrubution is welcome n pls excuse my grammar n long writeup,i'm just despirate for a cure so i can go back to my normal life.i have made sucide attempts twice but my faith for a cure one day is wot keeps me going and i pray n hope i dont attempt a third one..thanks

they don they burn tyre for your nose,lol.but on a more serious note,i think it is more to it tham the eyes meet.Go to power must change hands for April's edition and xperience deep deliverance there.
Come back and share your testimony

kliq:
Yes o

we are finishing as second this season

kliq:
You can say that again....that's a straight win and Ov 2.5 you got there

up gunners

ziccoit:
You dare not fight in higher institution of learning unless you want to wear a graduation gown prematurely on your way out of the school. If schools could uphold that; what has happened to police which is supposed to defend the law but now bastardizing it. Shame on them.

that is true about the education aspect,are u a futarian?

kliq:
Yes Son....feel free to contact me for your predictions

guy,u must be so rich o if u play nairabet

kliq:
Arsenal 3-0 Westham



Come on you gunners!

and that was the exact score,are u a prophet?

prettythicksme:
i dont wear bad bra!

so u throw those one with bad hooks or hinges away?

Mhizizzy:
Cut?

Tightness?

Excuse me..do.u wear bra?

no,but i observed that the thing is too tight on you pple with the possibility of cutting or loosening.

Mhizdkel:
ace I was able to cope because only one strap was loosed..i went to a private place and adjusted it

God saved you o.it is highly embarrasing

mytime24:
y u carri wman matter
4ur head like gala sef

am a student, and i dont hawk gala,dont know about u tho

prettythicksme:
how u go take wear bad bra when u dey go out,that so bad oo i swear!it has never happen to me and it wont!!

what if you pick one like that in a hurry and put it on,and it cuts?

Mhizizzy:
Only loose ones remove

Tight ones stay

but dont u think it can cut because of the tightness?

tosyne2much:
Lwkmd roflmao

Op, nawa 4u oooooo

baba,no be me too o,we are walking in ur footsteps,bt i was just imagining a case like that,because the bra is too tight on them and is capable of cutting.

Mhizkel:
Lol...dat awkward moment...it still happened to me yesterday tho

tell us how u managed to cope,what u did to save urself from further embarrasment

I know it is so embarrasing.so share ur experiences

Mordyb:
the angle at which sanchez scores looks like withcraft

me sef wonder. I tire for the guy o

Debroslink:
Typical EPL fan comment. Messi should go to where? Is Giggs greater than Messi? Is Penaldo not shinning better @ Madrid than he ever was @ Manchester?
Tell me any EPL club that is as prestigious as Barcelona and Madrid?
Penaldo won ballon d or, and left man u for greener pastures. He won the same @ Madrid and still remained there.

he Ronaldo is penaldo,then Messi is penkeleMESSI

[quote author=tola9ja post=31305267][/quote]your mind is made,i am nt to convince you,but i pray that God make the truth known to u

naijaboiy:
Abeg no forget to invite me sha

na konji go kill u for there

paschenko:
So pathetic! i wont allow such please, my private property shouldnt become an entertainment gig for d public.
i once attended a wedding where the bride wore dis same gown and when d time to dance came she was gyrating so much dat d bo*bs spilled out for everyone to see, it was so embarrassing dat d best man has to remove his jacket n cover her.

you have same reasons with me.am a jealous man.looking at the pixture,u will c that its the breasts that is holding the clothe and not that the clothe is holding it