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CuteInBlack:
Is this question a joke or I didn't comprehend correctly?? Op, how could you ask this??

My pastor is an ardent follower of Tennis, he knows the latest rankings from ATP to WTA. He once famously said "he wouldn't mind going to a pub to watch Nadal play Djokovic"

I've also watched/argued football debates with fire branded men of God, that never made them lose their Anointing.

So op relax, you would make Heaven if you stop troubling yourself over such trivial stuffs.

amguud:
God4bid I can't be jelos of a village girl...(wen dey all dream to see bright light.) and when she finally sees that light she might even leave u.
U being particular about her being a village girl shows ur level of reasoning.

Location Don't Make People...Period!.
Character is what u should look out for. There ar gud and bad girls everywhere.

sseunth:
chemistry....400l

sseunth:
i am a futarian too....but u cnt get any here....u mind sharing??

Ishilove:
They are very real and very wicked I have a cousin who has been battling with one since she was thirteen and she is 27 now. What she told me was on the night before her thirteenth birthday, she saw a great crowd of people coming to celebrate with her. People whose faces she could not see,and by the following night the demon made his first appearance.
She has undergone deliverance several times,and on one occasion when I had the opportunity to be present at a session,I was apalled at what I saw. During its manifestation,the demon boasted that she was his "queen" and nothing could separate him from her. The demon has sexual intercourse with her in her dreams and it is the orgasms she experiences that wakes her up. He uses different faces to come,and even went to the extent of going to go and warn her boyfriend to stay away from his "wife". What amazed me the most was that when the demon tried to break her relationship in vain,it went to the extent of reporting her activities to her bf.
How? Everything she did was promptly reported by the demon. According to her bf,it even mentioned the names of her past boyfriends,some of who she had forgotten. Can u imagine?? Her bf called her and was like "Moyo,who is Gabriel Chiwendu?". My coz was so shocked becos this was a guy she dated bak way back in school for a very brief period. The tatafo demon had gone to lie to her bf that she was CURReNTLY cheating with the said Gabriel.
I am tired of typing else I would have continued,but the fact remains that they are very real and capable of causing great harm to their victims

evilbabe:
I have always asked myself this question. Why am I not like other ladies
I hate guys and I hate girls. I only like myself.
I don't want relationship. I don't want friendship. I don't want care. I don't want sex. I love being a alone
I hate love stories and I hate the word "love"
Why am I like this?
Please is there anyone like me out there?

rokiatu:
Why are you telling us on nairaland? Start visiting villages to find your wife to be.

5minsmadness:
Na wa o. op stated his preference. why r u all beefing him? una dey jealous? And its not true dat if u expose a villge girl to urban life that she will become bad. u guys have been watching too much nollywood.

5minsmadness:
Na wa o. op stated his preference. why r u all beefing him? una dey jealous? And its not true dat if u expose a villge girl to urban life that she will become bad. u guys have been watching too much nollywood.

amguud:
this guy is crazy i must say.

no be only village, forest nko? mtcheeew...........bushboi = poor mentality.





see y dey say education does not totaly make pple.

ITbomb:
Ok, you are still a student. When you go service and they unfortunately post you to one village, na there you go know say all those things wey girls for town dey do na just child's play for village wey people dey Bleep inside compound

Danhumprey:
They behave so good and well-mannered because they've spent the greater part of their life in the village(rural setting) and have little experience of urban life. Just bring them to the city and after one or two years,their real character will be exposed and you will regret marrying them.

eistien:
You mean ur wife or maid?

Aprime:
Múmu. Stop deceiving yourself.

A good woman is a good woman regardless of her geographical up-bringing. Don't be a dunce.

MizMyColi:
LMAO!!!

Bro, that description fits village girls of yore, not these days.

Most of them tear eye pass me sef.

buygala:
op is deceiving himself



A good or bad wife can be found anywhere. ..
even in a brothel...


A lot of incest, ancestral fuccking, and character photo-shopping now going on in the villages...


JUST PRAY FOR A GOOD WIFE... WHERE GOD CHOOSES TO BRING HER FROM SHOULDN'T BE YOUR BUSINESS

Am a young man in my twenties.Am a student of futa with the hope of a bright future and a happy and fruitful home.But i seem to be in love with village girls and maidens and wish to marry them for some serious reasons which i will state
below

1.True love-if u need true love,then go to the village.village girls love their husbands with all their might.and they are the exact replica of what the bible is saying in proverbs 10

2.Respect-they are full of respect and honour their husbands.it is a rare thing to find a village woman arguing or abusing her husband,or threathening him with divorce.

3.Romantic-Trust me,they are very romantic with the sweet names they call their husband e.g ade ori mi,baale mi,olowo ori mi,eyin fun jowo,abefe okin,ife mi,ayo mi.

4.They are appreciative-They appreciate small things their husbands do for them

5.They are prayerfull and supportive-They encourage their husband and are optimistic to the core.

6.They are strong and hardworking-they are so good in domestic duties and are so strong even when in pregnancy

7.They are good cooks-They have B.tech in cooking any type of soup or stew,they can pound yam everyday and they are concerned with the well being of their husband and children.

8.Their accent-This is one great reason why i love them the more.their accent turn me on anyday any time

9.They are great economists and dont waste money or spend much.Although they are not in the school of management technology in futa,but they are great managers.

The list is actually endless.I know that some will counter me with their flaws but we all know that there is no perfect human being and that is why they are human.some marriages wouldnt have broken if the man had married from the village.i love them so much because they are blessings in disguise.
#teammarryvillagegirls#

Chidonc:
Dats wat u girls dnt understand, once a guy has a babe as his bestie, he hadly has eyes on her, for instance I see my bestie as a fellow guy cos we have been long 2 geda and even if she stnds naked, she can't turn me on.

holajhdeee:
Meet the lecturer Mr Muazu that threatens to fail students that refused to date him"(kwara poly)

annyplenty:
Most married men complained of being bored of their wives soon after wedding and they start nursing a feeling of getting an extra spice from outside, I mean from another woman.

What will make a man get bored of his wife not too long into the wedding?.

jameslucy:
Having known her each time I visited my mum on holidays (who had divorced my dad since I was 6years old). In December 2006 we started dating. Her parents have also been seperated since she was 9. Her mum raised her and her 3 other siblings to SSCE level & couldn't help again. Life was not easy for me too as I sponsored myself through the University. After graduation, I went into taxi driving to survive while I seek greener pastures, and with it I sponsored her university education till graduation-alone. We wedded and have 2girls-5yrs & 8months. But my wife disrespects me, refuses to work to support me, does not care if I'v eaten or not or if I'm exhausted, tells me boldly that she doesn't care about our marriage, etc. I was compelled this evening to tell her to go to her mum if she's tired & feel life is better there than my best here. Her mum had encouraged her once to return if she wishes. She might be leaving 2morro. I love her but can't stand the troubles anymore. My mum warned me about her disrespectfulness-I didn't listen! Please advice me!

iceberylin:
you Bleep her.

01karma:
Its all started like a joke last week sunday when i and my friends (4 of us) were gisting and enjoying the evening at the front of my daddy's house.

We talk about every thing, which include sport, fashion, celebrities,politics and everything you could think of. It was when we were dicussing about women, who have the finest babe and who is the best wooer . The truth is that i alway want to be the best among my friend. As we were argueing, there came the Imbe'cile.

When we saw her coming, my friend said that if i could woo her, he would drop 2k. I told him 2k i too small ( i was actually avoiding the task ) but luck was not on my side when my other friends decided to drop 2k each making it 8k..

Ladies and gentlemen, i took it upon my self to go and woo an imbe'cile.. Well i woo her very well avoiding the spit, i told her she was my missing rib ( i wish i never said that ) , i told her, its me and her forever( which make her shine her 17 teth) just because of 8k, i told her everything that would make me win the 8k and i even gave her my number..

After the wooing, i claim my cash and bid my friends goodbye. In the evening, i came back home and saw 32miss call! That was when i know that jonathan would win his 2nd tenure.. I called back and told her i was actually joking with her but she said she did not want to hear that i wasn't interested. I beg and beg but to no avail, since then she had been on my tails, she now follow me any where i go. I gave her the 8k and beg her to leave me alone, i am now a laughing stock in my hood. .

pls your advice would be appreciated and don't forget to like

carefreewannabe:
I only know of one family where father refused to eat wife's food when he was angry. He would punish her by eating the other wife's food. I love polygamy.

fem29:
lol oooo you are right on the money , he is not hungry. My hubby tries that as well, and I just shrug and say ok ur not hungry. Listen men the only time you should be doing ish like this is before you have kids!. After caring for and feeding my twins I am drained! I have no time for mind games shikena!

trendphemmy:
my brother's wife complained dat he rejected her food, I smiled and told her he isn't hungry, she should feed herself and her daughter den go to bed. no time for iranu. as for me I can neva reject my wife's food, because I bought it with my hard earned money.


what could be your reason for rejecting ur wife's food

naijainfogalery:
when you will tell parent, teach your children simple ethics , this is the time to blame blame, The wrongest thing you can try do is talk about it, act like it didnt happen and dont start feeling awkward around them else Children are smart,

Those twin at school the next day
Guess what i saw my mummy and my daddy yesterday, and my mummy was licking my daddy's .... (You should damn be worried men) Its a very technical issue, talking about it can worsen the issue and not talking about it can make them start telling other people, but i think its better u dont even talk about it, just scold them cos they didnt knock

bennyrazz:
this is how she should explain, "son, what you saw me did to your dad is what we call oral medication. I was giving your dad an oral medicine prescribed by the doctor. You have to first swallow the medicine and drink a little water then you pump it with your mouth into the genitals. It is very painful son and it is for very sick adults. Shekena

bennyrazz:
this is how she should explain, "son, what you saw me did to your dad is what we call oral medication. I was giving your dad an oral medicine prescribed by the doctor. You have to first swallow the medicine and drink a little water then you pump it with your mouth into the genitals. It is very painful son and it is for very sick adults. Shekena

striktlymi:
Thinking seriously of getting one who would help with the house chores to include preparing my meals.