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naijaboiy:
My Learned colleaugue

yes na,i am so jealous of my property(my wife),my wife will neva wear that

naijaboiy:
Its not Bad but I no gree

What if she marches the gown by mistake

Olympus will gladly fall out

hahahahahahahahahahaha

Chillext:
Ladies, can you rock this on your wedding day and guys can you allow your wife to wear this on your wedding day?

neva

Legendoscar2:
It will take a mistake by Everton to get another goal. Arsenal should hold on to what they've got at the moment....its a huge advantage!

There it is....a wicked deflection by "Jaga-jagaka " gifts rosicsky a goal
2-0 to Arsenal

but how did you know that rosicky will score from a deflection from jagielka.i hail o

franklyn009:
truly dos were gud old days. were u go yab someone e go dy cry lyk pikin.

u mess akara wear coat

onyeomaonyeoma:
base on what bro?

bro,google is still ur frend.check about his history and enter into wikipedia

As a futarian,i have observed many things happening in the academic sector on campus,especially concerning their results.Certain things which are sometimes strange happen ceaselessly.some have committed suicide on seeing their result because it was far beyond their expectation.many as a result of frustration,loose interest in schooling and force themselves to withdraw untimely.Many are on probation,futa has withdrawn some as a result of incompetence.some cheat in exams for the fear of failure and they are caught,this is synonymos to 'jumping from frying pan to the fire',because futa has zero tolerance for cultism and examination malpractise.Some are enjoying futa while some are enduring futa.some keep passing,some keep failing.Two thing usually happen on seeing your result.Its either you are happy and proud or you become gentle.Some have slangs like'a g.p that cant flash mtn number'some say that some have a g.p of 'sin30'.The reason for this thread is to encourage you and motivate you as a student irrespective of your school.Todays failure doesnt depict your future.I am telling you that you can still make it,if you believe so.Many great people of today have onced failed at one time or the other.If you havent failed before,you cant value success.I was once a victim of failure but thank God that my life is increasing positively.Never look down on yourself.Many start with first class,but they are now struggling to graduate with a 2.1.So,he that thinketh he stand,take heed less he fall.If you are in first class,thank God.But be careful not to fall,dont relax until the end.
If your results,g.p,c.g.p.a,is nothing to write home about,dont wallow in regret,remorse,depression or self pity,dont let your challenges weigh you down.You can rise,you are not a failure,God created you to be a success.you can live above your limitation,you are a victor and not a victim.HE THAT THINKETH HE FALL,TAKE HEED LEST HE BE BROKEN.Please share and help someone build his/her confidence.Hit like if you believe you are a success.
AKINNIJESU

As a futarian,i have observed many things happening in the academic sector on campus,especially concerning their results.Certain things which are sometimes strange happen ceaselessly.some have committed suicide on seeing their result because it was far beyond their expectation.many as a result of frustration,loose interest in schooling and force themselves to withdraw untimely.Many are on probation,futa has withdrawn some as a result of incompetence.some cheat in exams for the fear of failure and they are caught,this is synonymos to 'jumping from frying pan to the fire',because futa has zero tolerance for cultism and examination malpractise.Some are enjoying futa while some are enduring futa.some keep passing,some keep failing.Two thing usually happen on seeing your result.Its either you are happy and proud or you become gentle.Some have slangs like'a g.p that cant flash mtn number'some say that some have a g.p of 'sin30'.The reason for this thread is to encourage you and motivate you as a student irrespective of your school.Todays failure doesnt depict your future.I am telling you that you can still make it,if you believe so.Many great people of today have onced failed at one time or the other.If you havent failed before,you cant value success.I was once a victim of failure but thank God that my life is increasing positively.Never look down on yourself.Many start with first class,but they are now struggling to graduate with a 2.1.So,he that thinketh he stand,take heed less he fall.If you are in first class,thank God.But be careful not to fall,dont relax until the end.
If your results,g.p,c.g.p.a,is nothing to write home about,dont wallow in regret,remorse,depression or self pity,dont let your challenges weigh you down.You can rise,you are not a failure,God created you to be a success.you can live above your limitation,you are a victor and not a victim.HE THAT THINKETH HE FALL,TAKE HEED LEST HE BE BROKEN.Please share and help someone build his/her confidence.Hit like if you believe you are a success.
AKINNIJESU

The time or season of a youth is very interesting and exploring.God is much more interested in the affairs of a youth.The time of youth is the best time to seek the face of God and serve him wholeheartedly.Eccl 12vs1.but the most painful thing and the most agonizing thing is that youths use this time to while away time and live carelessly and wrecklessly.The youths of today have left the way of God and are now walking in their own ways.almost all the youths of today have boyfriends and girlfriends,decieving themselves,the ladies of today who are supposed to wait for their God-given husband,and bring glory and honour to God and their parents,they are having careless sex all around.wait a minute and answer this question sincerely,that boy or man you are sleeping with,what gives you the assurance that he will marry you.There is so much illegal sexual activities going on in this world,and lots of demonic spirit ruling men and infecting man with all kinds of sexual perversion.or what explanation can you give about a lady who is sleeping witg animal or a young man raping an 80 year old woman.Its starts from somewhere, where you are having sex with high mileage.Some ladies are so foolish by having sex with someone who is not yet married to you,they say that they want to use it to keep the man in the relationship,how decieved you are?cant you see that after having sex with you,he will not wait in the relationship but dupe you.the bible says that the bed must be undefiled bt youths are going against that rule.many confuse courtship with dating.They arent the same.
COURTSHIP-The condition where a man finds a wife he wants to marry and spends sometime observing her before marriage.this periods are best used for spiritual excercises like prayer and fasting,study of the word of God,evangelism etc.it is a godly relationship where sex is never allowed.
DATING-This is also known as random sampling,i.e a situation where a guy tests and tastes a girl with no intentions of marriage.
Can you now see the clear difference?Jesus said that you shall know the truth and the truth shall set u free.I have stated the truth now and i know that the truth has a bitter recipe with a revealing sensation and exposing delicacy which will require a man of understanding to digest it.my honest advice.
AKINNIJESU

Kennywills7:
She is already in d front so wots wrong by d wife sitting at d back? it doesn't change d fact dat she is d wife and d boss remains d boss
Honouring ur boss for a single day of remaining at d front is not bad at all because d wife has and will still b sitting at d front after dat scenario
D car belongs to her too so sitting at d back for a few minutes or hours wont kill her or make her less of a wife

dont mind them,i dont know the significance of sitting at the front seat,if my fiancee try that by fighting for ordinary seats,i might not marry her again

Pavore9:
He-goat! His corpse deserves to be arrested! l can imagine the embarrasment his family is going through, how can they tell anyone that they lost him through this manner?

that is one of the consequences of lack of self-control.may his soul live forever wherever he finds himself.i refuse to destroy my integrity

striktlymi:
Can a lion give birth to a goat??

hmmmm, i wonder o,dr olukoya his spiritual father?of all pple, denrele must be smoking kunk

Nutase:
Banging is better than self servicing because they both have the same punishment in the sight of God and the former gives more satisfaction. If you wan chop frog just close eye chop big one. You for just arrange one of the chicks than self servicing.

well,it seems you are a baby xtian,that is why you dont know that the consequences of fornication is more grieveous than masturbation.in fornication,there is pairing and segmentation of soul,i.e 2 becomes one.in fornication,u acquire the demons of your sexual partners.which do not happen in masturbation.i am not insinuating that masturbation is good bt they have different consequences that vary depending on Gods mercies.They are all DANCERS AT THE GATE OF DEATH.

drake99:
I'm on a 1 month fasting and praying,6 to 12 is for 2weeks while 6 to 6 is for 2weeks also,I just finished the 6 to 12 yesterday,2day is my free day in order to continue the second half tomorrow

I've been having temptations since I started this prayer,satan has been sending women my way in order to spoil the fasting,I kept jumping and passing,though the urge has been there because I haven't had it for a long time,to an extend that I ejaculated before waking up from sleep every morning

Now the issue is that I masturbated today which is my free day in order to reduce the tension because I'm starting a tougher one tomorrow which is 6 to 6 which will last for another 2 weeks

The question now is,has this masturbation spoiled things for me?I still have faith that everything is still intact provided that I did it on my free day or am I wrong? I know masturbation is a sin but Its better than having it with any girl because if I did I wouldn't have been here asking questions,I would've canceled the remaining 2 weeks

bro,all is well,the deed has been done,so no time to worry over spilt milk.yes you have sinned but dont allow satan to cheat you.you dont get drowned in water by just falling there,you get drowned by remaining there.we are prone to sin,but you must be sober and godly sorrowful and ask for forgiveness.after doing that,u can continue your fast.may God help you as you continue in your fast and christian journey.dont feel remorse,it will make you to commit more deadly sins.may God help you.

jingh:
sorry man, you ve just paid your due to the satan kinsmen

lol,faculty due?

auntymi:
Where dis okada man carry mi pass sef

is he on nairaland?

Topeakintola:
GMB is the next president of Nigeria

Majority of Nigerians want change

Sai baba

you better go to bank or bureau d change,if u really need change.voting buhari doesn change anything and cant change it.Nigeria cant change if Nigerians dont change.personal transformation leads to a national transformation.

CaptainAmerica1:
Most people supporting Jonathan were based on sentiments. Imagine someone saying "even pesin wey fail for class dey repeat" so they should give GEJ another chance. I couldn't believe I heard that, smh.

Those supporting Buhari had a passion for him.

Well, I believe Seun is tilting towards the support of Buhari. He just seems not to like APC for unknown reasons.

i am really not against buhari bt against apc.only if they explain the death behind Funsho Williams.i rest my case

Catered4:
Hello sir. Sincerely for now I do not need a worker but if there be need for one, I will definitely reach you.
Thank you sir.

ok

An2elect2:
Okay. Let me put it this way: are you trusting your works,effort, 'ability' to keep the law/ sacraments or you are holding on to what Christ finished on the cross?

Works? or Grace?

i am holy and saved by grace

Fimmy:
Okocha to me is more skillful

you all dont know ronaldinho,pls watch each of their best on you tube b4 u conclude,i wont say more than that.

onyeomaonyeoma:
op are u a learner? samuel etoo fills is d most successfull africa player of all time

no its none of them,it is legendary George weah

Catered4:
Are you in need of onions? Do you want to go into the business of buying onions from the farm in the north and selling in the markets in the south? You have no idea of how to go about the business or you are considering the stress of going to the north to buy the onions? If your answer is YES, then I'm here to help you out.

First of all, let me start by introducing myself. My name is Ibijoke. I live in the north (Sokoto) with my hubby and beautiful daughter. My hubby works in the north and I'm just a full house wife. Though before relocating to the north to join my hubby, I was working. Relocating to the north took me a lot of courage as I was left with no other choice if I wanted to save my marriage. Getting to the north, I searched for jobs, but couldn't get one. I tried other businesses that I knew would have been successful if I was to be in the south but here in the north, it wasn't moving fine as expected. I got tired of everything. I was offered a teaching job with the monthly salary of N10,000. Hell NO! I just couldn't work for N10,000. Hubby could afford N10,000 if I wanted. Instead of sitting at home, I started following hubby to his sales trip. As the regional sales manager (Zamfara, Kebbi, Sokoto and Konni Niger) he was bound to travel. So whenever he is going on a journey to these states and their local government, my daughter and I do follow him. In the course of our journey to these states and local governments, I discovered that these states are blessed with vast farm lands and foods. During one of my trip to Yauri in Kebbi state, I saw lots of Brown Beans. A lot of people came far away to buy the beans in bags. Also Aleiro in Kebbi state, I saw lots of onions farm. The people in Aleiro are known for onions. I learnt its the biggest onion market\ farm in west africa. Buyers comes all the way from cotonou, Ghana, togo and other parts of Nigeria to buy. I saw dry pepper, fresh tomatoe and pepper in Zamfara. In Illela Sokoto state, a lot of cattles (Ram, Goat, Cow, Donkey, Camel) all very cheap.

I was so happy. I said to myself, now I have a job. Last year November 2014, I did all the necessary research. Finally, I made up my mind to go into food stuff business. I discussed with my husband. He gave his financial support. January 2015, I was good to go.

The journey begins here.

I chose the onions line of business. I plan to start with the onions, then later proceed with other food stuff. My hubby and I went to Aleiro farm. We met the farmers. We made our orders. As a matter of fact, we selected and bagged the onions ourselves with the help of the farmers and my hubby kid brother. After the packing, we loaded them into the trailer going to lagos. The truth is, I had no idea where to put my onions in lagos since I had no warehouse. I bought aero flight ticket from sokoto to lagos so as to meet the trailer of onions in lagos. Though my hubby kid brother joined the trailer to lagos. When I arrived lagos, I met some market women, I showed them the picture of the onions. They made their orders. I also met some other women and they were interested in buying at my own price. I also visited the mile 12 market for the first time before the arrival of the trailer. I discussed with some mallams and told them of my onions on the way.

Finally the trailer got to lagos and his last bus stop is mile 12 market. I met my brother in-law. It was a journey of 3 days instead of 2 because the trailer had some fault on the way. My onions was offloade and dropped in care of an Alhaji. I never knew the Alhaji was the chairman of the onions market in mile 12 not until after the transaction. The operation in mile 12 was so easy and smooth. No mago mago. Its an open market. I got my money. No cheating. I paid for the space, the offloading (Alabaru) and the transportation after the sales in mile 12.

The business was worth doing. I enjoyed everybit of it and I intend to continue it as my permanent business. I will like to say a big thank you to Tunji. I met him here on naira land and he was of a big help too.

I'm willing to answer all your questions.
Thank you.

pls ma,how can i join with you in the business,and how mucg do i gain as a co worker

nellyhandsom:
How old is she please?

everyone knows why she married baba-because of his money.i cant imagine a girl of say 23 marrying a man over 80.how can you explain this.i am sure that the girl neva loved the man but lusted after his position and wealth

An2elect2:
Whose righteousness are you leaning on. Yours or the Christ's imputed righteousness? Your thread gives the impression that you are trusting your "good" works? what say you?

pls shed more light on that,i am enjoying you.

An2elect2:
OP your greatest worry should be this "am i really a Christian?"

i dont get u,but am a xtian who is born again

promsman12:
Ah an Even the Devil was shocked when he saw this thread

lols.bt imagine urself and at viewing center and rapture takes place.will you go.

CuteInBlack:
Is this question a joke or I didn't comprehend correctly?? Op, how could you ask this??

My pastor is an ardent follower of Tennis, he knows the latest rankings from ATP to WTA. He once famously said "he wouldn't mind going to a pub to watch Nadal play Djokovic"

I've also watched/argued football debates with fire branded men of God, that never made them lose their Anointing.

So op relax, you would make Heaven if you stop troubling yourself over such trivial stuffs.

i know,my pastors also watch football but that is in their homes and not viewing centres where you will be required to pay.paying money is what makes me to create the thread

I am someone that loves football.I do have a bad feeling whenever i watch football at viewing center and i do feel uncomfortable.watching football is not a sin.it is what i know.But paying money at viewing centers to watch ball is what i have problems with.born again xtians in the house ,pls shed more light on it

amguud:
God4bid I can't be jelos of a village girl...(wen dey all dream to see bright light.) and when she finally sees that light she might even leave u.
U being particular about her being a village girl shows ur level of reasoning.

Location Don't Make People...Period!.
Character is what u should look out for. There ar gud and bad girls everywhere.

i know that,and i am nt generalising it to every girls there.only few,i also know that there are some pple also in the city that meet up to the requirement i stated.bt i just stated some reasons why i prefer them to city gals.and i dont think i need to be crucified

sseunth:
chemistry....400l

great.am in mining engineering 200l