₦airaland Forum

McDoe:
What is your opinion? Should wives call their hussies by their names considering our African background? I think calling the name just like that smacks of disrespect.

seconded,i cant even call my wife name nt to talk of her calling me name.it brings disrespect and this is one problem i have with the educated ladies today

mikaj:
I have been wondering for a long time why in a Nigerian house hold we no dey use Sunday rice joke. Feel free to drop ur comments.








Eating my rice and anu turkey as I'm typing this. Y'all are welcome to come over and look @ my mouth. Happy Sunday my fellow nairalanders

thats true when i was with my parents,we do nt joke with sunday rice

duduhemit36:
nope shes unibenarian whose looking for a sex patner on campus

may she see in satans name

TrueFcts:
please nairalanders, is possible to injure a breast?
i was in the front seat of a taxi and a guy entered to join me and before i could adjust properly, he had sat down and rest his hand on me.
i dont know if its on purpose but my right breast was paining me and i didnt know how to tell him to remove his hand. now am having aches there.
if you were in my situation, what would you have done?

u live in akure right and u are a futarian?

hensben:
I repeat it doesn't work that way in epl, messi would have been frustrated with tackles and physical contact for long Which will make him change league..cr7 only had one fantastic season in epl were he scored 30 goals or so, he struggled the next season until he left for Real Madrid that's epl for you..it's not the best league at the moment but very competitive with a lot of dramas.

that is a bad lie.ronaldo was at the peak of his career when he was sold to real.ok

omar22:
Neymar wont survive a season in the EPL

stop saying nonsense.suarez that almost gave liverpool the league last season,what is he doing now please

hensben:
Bro u don't know football....if Neymar should come to epl he will flop.

look at what u are saying bro,i assure u that if he comes to england,he will do far more better.he was a great player both in brazil and santos fc and they cant forget him easily.he was even compared to pele.he is doing great at barca also,he will be greater at england.look at sanchez,toress at liverpool then.u see england is just overhyped.he wil soar high

vicsoj007:
GUESS

rosicky,am i wrong?

Afrok:
Mesut Ozil .

no its rosicky

Omolola1:
Sleek design, comfortable keyboard, intel core 2 duo processors, windows 8, front camera used for video calls, wifi, bluetooth, hard drive local disk 232GB.Battery life:3hrs.
contact: ceeoyet@gmail.com

hi am at akure,hw can i get the laptop

sexylemo:
Good evening house.

Please I have a big challenge on my hands. A male teen that looks up to me so much has confided in me that he is always depressed for no reason and that he has creepy suicidal thoughts. These were his exact words: "An average day for me is in depression, the strange/unusual day for me is when I get a bit excited...." I know it is a general characteristic of melancholic people to be depressed, but I need help on how to help this young man live with this psychological condition, especially since he's counting on my help..

ask him that does he masturbate?does he watch pornography?does he visit brothels?these questions will go a long way.pls beg him not to die o,the problems he is encountering is nt up to mine,and his problems are nt the end of his life.He can still rise above his problem,he shuldnt allow the devil to take glory over him.Depression is the greatest spirit of destruction

sexyseun:
am still a decent someborry

no u arent

tpiah99:
2 or 3 ashewos is not a one day matter.

you are a regular customer, the question is why are you pretending you're religious?

the way you typed shows you have no iota of salvation in you.

well, mercy belongs to God sha, He distributes it as He wills, but you cannot continue in sin and expect grace to abound.

hmmm speechless but dont judge

enygmababe:
Lol, I see you have editted. Do have a lovely day.

And you

tpiah11:
^ why did you type this in sexuality section:




and then deleted it after i called you out on it?

i was a genuine xtian before.i fell that very day.I deleted it when i realised the extent of my stupidity

Damayor12:
A soldier during the Civil war for example, that has killed in defence, where would he go if he's killed at the warfront?!
Heaven? Or Hell?

in the bible times,israel had soldiers who fought 4 her.so it is not a sin to be a soldier.it depends onthe personal relationship of the soldier with God

zyzxx:
calm down, masturbation is an unclean spirit, u av to rebuke it...

dont mind them,if it is the clean spirit,y do u think the op wants to quit it.masturbation is a demonic spirit that brings depression,death and destruction

nini1:
Hi,
I know a friend of mine (female) who had a set of twin (both girls) but she can't cater for them and she is looking for who can help out, if you are interested you can contact me on niniola@gmail.com to talk further.

hmmm,that might b the presidents wife in the f uture,pple dont respect babies anymore

enygmababe:
Isn't it funny that you are a Christian who attends mfn and your only topic on naira land is in the sexuality section with the topic: Pls Help Me Out. What is wrong with me. With your first statement as: and you are reaching out to op to offer assistance?

Op, if indeed you are genuine, don't be gullible, look before you leap and please don't do anything illegal.

u see,am a xtian,bt yesterday,i backslid,praying to God 4 mercy

sexyseun:
My Boyfriends used to ask this question and am always frank with the answer "uncountable"

But truly how do you expect me to know the amount of guys i have slept with, its been so long since i got disvirgined na. Telling you a specific amount means am totally lying

chai,u don run high milage

Xymc1:
Hmm, good point!

that is it o my broda,the christians of today do look for ways to gratify their sinful wayz.some pple wil quote the bible to back themselves up,and they wil land in hell.may God help us

Gracious2015:
Thank you so much. God bless you. I'll give you a call

ok

cionon:
Yesterday I decided to have a good conversation with my husband on certain matters affecting our marriage for its good. And it turned nasty. Though i expected it but not to the extent of how it ended. My husband doesn't know how to handle certain issues. He told me my own faults which I agreed to work on and I also told he him his fault but he refused to accept it.

To cut the story short, it turned out to be a heated argument because he always insists he does the right things while I do the wrong ones. And it became a tongue lashing thing. I am not the abusive person but i was surprised at what I said maybe because the issue has been Piling up which I feel bad about. He too said hurtful things to me later on.

I also said I wasn't interested in the marriage if he can't accept his fault and make efforts to change. He told me what am i waiting for that I can leave the next day which is today. I said fine I will leave and to my suprise, this morning, he gave me transport fare to go back to my parents house. I expected him to beg me and say he will change not give me transport fare. He even took my own keys to the house and gave the security to lock the door after I leave

Please I need your advice. Though one of my neighbours who heard the argument said I shouldn't leave but stay and beg. I love my husband but his character is what's putting me off.

Please how do I try and calm him as well as. Clear this mess cos the marriage is still young?
Tnx criticisms and advice are welcome

Please no front page!

u shuldnt have argued with ur husband at all to the extent of you telling him that u are no more interested.at least,he is ur husband(ur head).when some people tend to b difficult to live with,our attitude can pacify things.allow him to come back 4rm work and beg him that u dont mean what u said,and promise to change.if he still says that u shuld go,then inform his family members and they will resolve it 4 u.Lastly whenever u are angry,mimd what u say.A wife told her husband that he will poison his husband when she was angry,did u know that even though the family of the man begged on behalf of d wife,the man never ate 4rm his wife again.the words we say when we are angry can increase or stop other pples anger.A SOFT ANGER TURNETH AWAY WRATH

Gracious2015:
Greetings to you all. I've been a guest on NL for some time so I decided to create an ID for this post. I'm a 23 year old girl in dilemma. I would have gotten married last year to a very loving and caring man. Unfortunately for me, he was a victim of armed robbery and got killed by a stray bullet two months before the wedding. The problem now is that I stupidly allowed him access to me after our introduction and I got pregnant the very first time. He put pressure on me and I relaxed bc already wedding plans were underway. I was devastated when he died and almost aborted the baby cos then I was just a month pregnant but I couldn't bring myself to do it. I've alwz believed abortion is murder and I was scared of dying.

I have nobody in the world to take care of me and this baby as I have been struggling to survive with my younger sibling since our father died four years ago. My mother divorced him when we were very young and got married to a man that lives in the north, so I almost don't have a r/ship with her. The only person that has been seeing to our upkeep is an uncle that lives overseas but his support has diminished for some time now, esp since he got married. He has alwz been praying for me to graduate so that I can start taking care of my only sibling. I have waited and prayed for a miracle but help is not forthcoming. There's nothing I've not sold in school just to make ends meet. I've not even paid my third year school fees due to financial constraints. I'm barely managing to get by. The only option I have now is to give this baby to a good family that can take care of her right after delivery. I've had plenty of time to think it through as I'm almost due. Keeping this baby might make me slip into post-natal depression and I might end up hurting myself or the child. Besides, she wil alwz remind me of the pain of loosing my fiancee whom I loved so much. The baby is a girl and the genotype is AA as both of us are same. All forms of advice will be highly appreciated and any interested person can contact me.

This also serves as a lesson to single girls. Never ever sleep with or at worse get pregnant for a man till you've said I do. Getting jilted is not the worse that can happen. Death might also happen as in my case.

Thanks and God bless.

where do you stay and how can i meet u.Am a futarian and i live in akure.my phone no is 08143586755.pls dont give the baby to a ritualist because God will judge you 4 ur actions.i am a christian who attends mfm.if u wish to know my address then respond to my post. Bt first of all do as u have been adviced first.

brito:
Are you looking for a gal here? I'm serious now, let's talk

hi gurl,lets hook up

pumacy:
Hey Folks

Pls i need your help. I got married few months ago and its really beautiful, i'm enjoying every minute of it. To be straight, my husband loves sex but he doesn't last long. He barely last 3 mins and it takes him another 2 hours to be fit again. I love making love with him too but usually i don't get satified because he doesn't last long. Cheating is not even an option, solving the present issue is priority. I'm in my late twenties while he is in his early thirties. I have been a guest for long but his issue made me create an account. Pls what do you think i should do to help him? Matured responses pls. Thanks in advance

pray