Happy married life to them.

I wanted to be a pilot, now I'm a vet. We move anyways.

You should have rinsed in salt solution. That would get the sand
out.

You are probably timing your matings wrong. Next time she comes on heat, get a vet to run a vagina cytology or progesterone test to enable you detect her point of ovulation. She may be an early or late ovulator.

Nice one

These guys should be screened for driving under the influence of drugs. This one no be clear eye walahi!

Sixth child at 47 for this economy?!!!

Where is the sauce to help digest this good news?

Congrats dear.

izzy4shizzy:
9ja all the way


Btw

Argentinians will become Nigerian fans today by force

Lol! I'm very optimistic that the Super eagles would soar today.

God bless you Dr Samson Shonowo

Na mumu dey worry am

Bunch of jokers.

This made front page already?!

This is another dog mother with her DOGtor

Grandpa has forgotten the national anthem. At 82 that's excusable but I just hope his corpse won't be flown back to Nigeria using tax payers money

Awon ti Robert Mugabe

That got me ROTFL!

BuyGoats:
I thought they were clueless.
Please check my signature for your Christmas goat

Na the goat interest me pass

Asiwaju has spoken, wailers over to you.

U should be job hunting rather than looking for sugar mummy. Children of nowadays sef

tunshe:

When the brain work perpendicularly to normal reasoning.

I can't believe that an intelligent young Nigerian could spew this thrash

Post the original pix before I comment.

This is just to register my support for Naija

shukuokukobambl:


Who did the injustice to Igbo? Buhari or GEJ? See what Ambode said

“We are very glad to receive this delegation. We also want to thank the Federal Government, most especially President Muhammadu Buhari for making this to happen very promptly. I want to say that this has been the quickest action that has been taken by RMAFC since I have known the Commission.

“I used to be a former Account General so I had a lot of transactions and relationship with the institution called RMAFC. Within a span of about 60 days of when we wrote our letter, and even before we wrote the letter, this technical committee was set up

Buhari made it happen. Why didn't the GEJ on whose nehalf you hate Yorubas and Fulanis refuse to do that for you? Was he deaf? or did he careless about your welfare?

YET YOU STILL WISH TO KILL ALL YORUBAS BECAUSE OF THE SAME GEJ?

Epic!

Op, what is the name of the impostor?

Police dey suffer o

All of you sharing JAMB marks, I'm warning you o! I think Dasuki has been transferred to JAMB computer room. Oya EFCC, over to una

Seriously?! You guys really think this dream of Biafra can manifest any time soon without unleashing needless bloodshed across the land? Unmindful of history and knowing where the brunt of the confrontation would most be felt?

Common, be smart! Why don't you go back to your drawing table and strategize on how to play politics smart, and actualise your dream from a position of strength rather than threading on this suicidal path?

History is meant to be learnt from.

FemiFaniKayode:
This is a lesson to everyone that when you do not live just and right, money CANNOT buy good health or give you peace.
What will it matter if you have all the billions in hard currency and you live a secluded life, no peace and no perfect health.
In as much as I naturally would want to wish a fellow human being( trying hard not to say animal) well despite the fact that only an animal will take what belongs to millions of people and keep for themselves.

Diezani thought and never envisaged that a time like this will come, she is reaping what she deserves and I it is my prayer that she never recovers from this terminal illness and that present politicians and past who have all stolen our common wealth come to the reality that it is one by one their time too is coming

Wicked!!!