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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by bot101(m): 8:00pm On Nov 15, 2019
ajoks533:

Wow... Congrats bro
Thanks.
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by bot101(m): 7:43pm On Nov 15, 2019
ajoks533:

Abeg no vex... Can you help with pics... These KIA and Hyundai don dey enter my eyes oo

The engine is lit though.

Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by bot101(m): 7:31pm On Nov 15, 2019
xana101:
no bolt inspection center at ojo. I leave at Igboelerin

Is there any around there?
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by bot101(m): 7:30pm On Nov 15, 2019
eyinola:
what car did u buy?

Hyundai elantra 2008.
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by bot101(m): 1:33pm On Nov 15, 2019
Abeg, anybody knows any Bolt inspection centre close to Ojo?
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by bot101(m): 1:32pm On Nov 15, 2019
Luxurydriverng:


Y not get your own car, u can add some few more thousand and get you vehicle. Trust me it's better than delivering. Chat me I can recommend vehicles Less than 500k you can use for uber.

Wow, and I spent 600k to get a car, and almost 100k fixing AC, lastma, and bumper!!!!
Politics / Re: Soyinka To DSS: Release Sowore And Save Nigeria From Embarrassment by bot101(m): 11:47am On Nov 13, 2019
seunmsg:
Every Nigerian with good conscience must demand for the immediate release of Sowore. There is no justification whatsoever for his continued detention. DSS should save face by releasing him immediately. The international embarrassment this case is causing us is unnecessary.

Well, you people were laughing when the exact same thing happened to Nnamdi Kanu...the chicken has come home to roost.

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Webmasters / Re: Help With Woocommerce Rest API by bot101(m): 4:40pm On Nov 10, 2019
Just tried both endpoints, and they worked as expected.
Celebrities / Re: Pete Edochie Replies Sugabelly Lotanna Odunze Who Said He's A Bad Actor by bot101(m): 11:15am On Nov 10, 2019
JeromeBlack:



Nigerians enjoy trash.

Nollywood and their rinse and repeat drama plots


You probably are an avid fan of one marvel/dc superhero series, but you also think you made sense, that there is the tragedy.

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Politics / Re: FFK: A Buharist Would Obey To Cut Off His Fingers, Toes, Head For Sacrifice by bot101(m): 12:01pm On Nov 08, 2019
seunmohmoh:
He should visit Buhari then say it to his face .....If he can't then he is a coward .

He should go to hell with his tweet.

If Buhari is not a coward, let him not hide behind the DSS when people air their opinions about him and take his L like a man!!
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by bot101(m): 5:45am On Nov 08, 2019
okiyi:


Cars 45 is strictly for Uber while Autogenius is strictly for Bolt(Taxify)...Not all centers open on public holidays but definitely centers will.

Thank you for this vital information. I will look for Autogenius inspection centres around my area. Do you by any chance know of any centres around Ojo, Mile 2, Festac or Satellite?
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by bot101(m): 5:37pm On Nov 07, 2019
Hello guys, I would like to register my car on the Taxify platform on monday (I work mondays to fridays) and can't do that on Saturday because I need to fix up my vehicle AC on Saturday. I would like to know if cars45 inspection centres open on public holidays?
Sports / Re: Hugo Gatti: If Messi Wants To Be The Best, He Has To Go To Madrid by bot101(m): 3:33pm On Oct 31, 2019
Beverlyjean:
He said it all... Let Messi go to another club whr everything wudnt b easy for him , then we gonna know his true worth... Every player plays for him in Barca , the tactics in Barca is made specially for him and that's y players like de Jong and greizman is finding it difficult ... Let him go to another club whr they also hv their star player and let's c if he will progress... To also has don it multiple times .. Messi should do sNe to prove he's the greatest... But his delusional fans on NL will insult the es goalie and Ronaldo like as if it was Ronaldo that asked the ex goalie to make the comment... Messi fans are like the blind uneducated illogical abokis supporting the government sheepishly

Tell me something!!! Season in, season out, he is always in the top 10 assists!! So much for being played for.

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Properties / Where To Get Affordable Selfcon At Monthly Or Quarterly Rental In Lagos? by bot101(m): 3:13pm On Oct 21, 2019
Good day, I am currently looking for a self contain around surulere, yaba, shomolu, gbagada, orile or ebutte meta and would prefer to pay for at least the first month or first 3 months, after which half or full year payment would be made. Looking for accommodation in the range of 10k - 20k per month. Needed urgently, thanks.
Education / Re: Is This True About First Class Students? by bot101(m): 10:08am On Oct 17, 2019
modextus:
Here's the thing. Most assholes during my undergraduate class always thought people with better grades were crammers. But that's not true. Not every lecturer likes crammers and not every course can be passed by cramming. To me, cramming is a study skill that can be applied together with understanding and philosophising. To be on a safer side know when to cram, the kind of courses that requires cramming and the lecturers that likes or does not like cramming.

Most lecturers prefer to see what they are familiar with, even if you get a better result than with a formula they are accustomed to! I have first hand experience of this.
Education / Re: Is This True About First Class Students? by bot101(m): 7:19am On Oct 17, 2019
franchasng:
YES to some, especially those in the art and social science departments....but still not all are crammers, especially those in core engineering courses.....you cannot cram Laplace laplace transform, neither can you cram advanced calculus nor engine drawing nor thermodynamics, talk more of machine fabrication wink

Lol, laplace?? Cram the formulas and the steps, dazall!! Same applies for all numerical methods.
Sports / Re: Super Eagles Rated Second Youngest National Team In The World by bot101(m): 9:16am On Oct 16, 2019
sunnychibs:
Good





Qatar 2022 is ours if only Gernot will not replaced.

Corrected.

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Politics / Re: Kogi2019: I Will Win & Become The First Female Governor In Nigeria—apkoti by bot101(m): 3:19pm On Oct 07, 2019
Sorry, too late. We already had the first female governor!!!
Literature / Re: Africa Report: Chimamanda Adichie Is 4th In 100 Most Influential Africans List by bot101(m): 8:57am On Oct 07, 2019
immortalcrown:
Okay.

But the only thing I appreciate about her is her intelligence.

I detest her philosophy and ideology.


She uses her talent to hunt for international recognition. She does not prioritize the interest of Africa.


Just as she preaches gender equality, she may one day support LGBTQ.

You are sick...on every level.
Politics / Re: Biafra: IPOB Women Rivers State Protest (Photos) by bot101(m): 10:14pm On Oct 04, 2019
WorWorBoy:


When you type Rivers women protests bla bla bla, are you talking about

1) Ikwerre women
2) Ogoni women
3 kalabari and Okrika women?

Cause I'm not understanding. undecided

Keep deceiving yourself. They are from rivers state, therefore they are rivers women!! Whatever point you think you have is irrelevant and not worth thinking about, let alone voicing.

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Crime / Re: Yahoo Boys In More EFCC Trouble, Korea Offers Help In Cyber Intelligence by bot101(m): 9:16pm On Oct 01, 2019
Jordanbelfort07:
these politicians are just bringing us closer to the day where there would be a nationwide revolution against all politicians.
Cause if boys no pick again then the frustration will make everyone focus on you retards.
The stupid idiots don't know that it's because of yahoo yahoo that Nigerians are able to endure the hardship politicians are throwing at the masses.


una dey steal our national budget with impunity, boys no talk.
The small hustle wey we come dey hustle on our own una no Wan let us rest undecided
You guys should keep pushing us to the wall oo
Your day of doom is coming.. All of una

EFCC/FBI See another one!!!
Crime / Re: Yahoo Boys In More EFCC Trouble, Korea Offers Help In Cyber Intelligence by bot101(m): 9:04pm On Oct 01, 2019
YorubaAssasin:
Korean government help bawo? Where were they all these while? All of a sudden they wanna help.

They should go help to arrest Tinubu, Melaye, Okorocha, Buhari, Ganduje et al...

NONSENSE! angry

Crime defender!! We've seen you!!
Software/Programmer Market / Re: Custom Software Development Company In India- Macreel Infosoft Pvt. Ltd. by bot101(m): 9:38am On Oct 01, 2019
Is like you people are not tired if this old strategy yet? Nigerians no longer patronize "Indian" companies. That era is gone forever, never coming back, so better up your game.

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by bot101(m): 6:12pm On Sep 29, 2019
Y1nka:



BRO, I use an elantra, be very careful of those lesking AC issues o. It could cost you not just a lot of money to fix, but even a hard time on bolt or uber (no work without good AC, or get a bad rating). If you havent paid in full,I'll say get it checked first. Mine cost me about 80k to fix (did a ful rework).

Inspection tip though :
Clean car (minor scratch is not a big deal)
Working sound system (radio and aux)
Very good AC.
Wipers and windows should wind.
Seat belts must be complete.

.thats all. Good luck

Other than the AC issue, dent, headlamp and scratches, every other issue checks out except for one of the seatbelts on the seat behind the driver's seat that is missing.

Also, I'd like to know how much it cost you for cars45 inspection, thanks.
Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by bot101(m): 10:12pm On Sep 25, 2019
I got a Nigerian used Elantra 2008. Has some minor scratches and a dent that would be fixed by Tuesday.
The AC is leaking and requires filling, and one of te headlamp and tail lights need to be replaced. Other than that, the vehicle is in perfect condition.

I'd like to know what to look out for or know before going for inspection. Any heads up is appreciated, thanks.
Software/Programmer Market / Re: Java Developer Needed by bot101(m): 10:01pm On Sep 25, 2019
Boringdraw1:
Na so invictus start

Java is outdated what do you need it for?

Wow! Misinformer well done oo!!
Education / Re: UNILAG Speaks On MC Oluomo’s Invitation To Campus Event by bot101(m): 2:29pm On Sep 20, 2019
sirqeeboi:
We did see international movies where they used a notorious criminal to solve a situation in country.
So he has something good to present that day and his present is not harmful to the student..
Nigerians should like to shout on unnecessary things..

Until we know where to channel our voice too.

You are nothing better than a f*ol!! Damn!!

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Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by bot101(m): 4:34am On Sep 20, 2019
I recently got a Nigerian used 08 elantra. Has a perfect engine, braking and gear system. Its AC needs filling, headlamp changed and a small bash to the side of its boot fixed. Anybody willing to fix up these issues, register and drive it on the Uber/Taxify platforms can reach out to me via the number on my signature for further discussions and vehicle inspection.
Politics / Re: Abba Kyari Is Buhari’s Adviser On ‘any And All Matters’ – Presidency by bot101(m): 7:53am On Sep 19, 2019
Mrop:
The President Muhammadu Buhari regime says it is nothing new that the newly-inaugurated ministers should see the Chief of Staff, Abba Kyari, if they want to schedule a meeting with their principal, pointing out that Kyari advises Buhari on “any and all matters”.

This was contained in a statement by Garba Shehu, spokesperson to President Muhammadu Buhari.
The presidency was reacting to the directive by President Muhammadu Buhari for his ministers to seek meeting appointments with him Abba Kyari if they needed to see him.

Shehu said the practice was not new.
He said: “Recent media and social media reports on the responsibilities of the Chief of Staff to the President have suggested that the role has changed. This is not the case. “Today, under the Buhari II administration the role of Chief of Staff remains the same as it was under Buhari.

“It is worth stressing that the role and responsibilities of the Chief of Staff and the method of communication and arranging to schedule between Cabinet members and the President are, in Nigeria, based on the US model, where the same system operates – and has done for decades – in precisely the same way.

“That role is to act as the head of the presidential administration at Aso Rock; to be an adviser to the President on any and all matters; to be the line manager for all staff at Aso Rock, and to manage appointments and scheduling for the President.

“In the traditional presidential system, it is a primary function of a Chief of Staff, which may vary according to the needs and desires of each President, to supervise key State House Staff, control access to the office and the person of the President, manage communications and information flow and this includes that which binds the relationship with the two other arms of government.

Gist From Praizenews ; http://www.praizenews.com/abba-kyari-is-buharis-adviser-on-any-and-all-matters-presidency/



Cc Lalasticlala Mynd44 Seun

Lol...it seems Abba Kyari is the new Idiagbon...this time, a low budget version.

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Celebrities / Re: Daddy Freeze: SARS Should Arrest People Praying For Enemies To Die by bot101(m): 8:31pm On Sep 07, 2019
freelansa:
Controversial OAP, Daddy Freeze has called on operatives of the Special Anti-Robbery Squad, SARS, to start arresting Nigerians who pray for their enemies to die.

In a post he shared on social media, the OAP classified praying for one’s enemies to die as suicide.

According to him, we as Nigerians are our own enemies, therefore rendering such prayer is an attempt at suicide.

Calling on SARS to arrest people who say such prayers, Daddy Freeze wrote:



https://wotzup.ng/sars-should-arrest-people-praying-for-enemies-to-die-daddy-freeze/



Nairaland is a breeding ground for low IQ animals in human skin. I think time to boycott this platform permanently is nigh.
Business / Re: A Nigerian Man's Business In South Africa In Pictures by bot101(m): 9:28am On Sep 04, 2019
grandstar:
astrodome

Are most Nigerians there into legal or illegal business?

Also, these xenophobic riots, are they within the townships or it engulfs all areas including richer parts of cities?


Until you understand that these south Africans are destroying people's offices and stores, and not butchering people caught with drugs, then keep mum.
Celebrities / Re: Genevieve Nnaji Reacts To Xenophobic Attacks In South Africa by bot101(m): 7:34am On Sep 04, 2019
seguntijan:
Gbonka Ebiri wrote;
When the Nigerian migrants to South Africa were professionals and interlectuals, they were welcomed and respected….. then the ‘I go trade’ village rascals showed up with the toxic they take with them everywhere they go and the story changed…. The major reservation of natives in South Africa is Igbos…. Others are only guilty by association because of the generic view that they are all foreigners…. While other cultures celebrate acts of kindness to each other, The Igbo community celebrate the quest for wealth by any means necessary. If you climb the ladder in Igbo land, you are celebrated, when our fathers tell us to remember the son of whom we are.. theirs told them to make wealth by any means necessary…. Lots of stories abound in history…..
The first Igbo scammer was Nwafor Orizu….. he did not care that he was of noble birth ( son of Eze Ugbonyamba)… he scammed his people by opening a fake travel agency to prey on parents who wanted to send their kids to schools in the United States for further studies. He took the scam to the united states and got a pan African who was in the struggle for African independence by the name Horace Bond who was the President of Lincoln University to award scholarship to Igbos…. He did not tell his people about it and still charged them the full amount , many of them left for the university and was stranded when he did not send the balance of the fees…. The president of Lincoln was totally disappointed that any sane person would exploit his people and leave them stranded like Orizu did.
His scam was to the tune of 30,000 pounds. A big amount at the time. In 1953, he was jailed for 7 years… Zik and NCNC went on a campaign against the British and insisted he must be released… shortly after his release, Zik singlehandedly nominated him to represent Igbos in the federal legislature and he would emerge to be the first senate president. Our first senate president was a convicted Igbo felon that scammed his people and was rewarded with a position to represent them….. If you don’t find that twisted…. Then ‘you are a nonsense’
Of recent, a woman by the name ‘Amaka Anajemba´ was a part of the crime syndicate that defrauded a bank in Brazil for $242 million. From part of this proceeds, the scammers bought Union Bank and invested heavily in Lagos real estate…. very much as the Igbo guys Tobechi and Ezenwa who defrauded banks in the US for $42 million and invested the money in Lagos.... Amaka Anajemba was prosecuted by Ribadu and sent to Jail…. The day she was released from prison, her community came with drums and music to receive her. She became an instant hero among her people for being a con artist that pulled the biggest bank heist in Africa. Much later, Governor Ieanyi Ugwuanyi appointed Amaka Anajemba as director of Enugu Waste Management Agency. He literarily gave a convicted fraudster an important political appointment just as Zik had done earlier with Orizu. Nwude.
On why Southern Cameroon refused to be a part of Nigeria….. Igbos infiltrated their economy and took to vandalism and chaos in the towns and villages. They showed a display of imperialism and treated the women immorally. So much the people of the southern Cameroons organized counter resistance against their immorality and corruption. Three second world war veterans known as Johnny, Walka led militants to attack Igbos at the Kumba market and and at night through vigilante groups. The nso people of southern Cameroon as a group refused Igbos land tenue privileges. In spite of it all, Igbos remained arrogant and overbearing to their hosts. These series of events at the time led to the determination of the people of Cameroon to extricate themselves from Nigeria. After the plebiscite, they forced the Ibos to migrate back to Eastern Nigeria. An uprising politician called Nerius Namaso Mbile was expelled from the Southern Cameroon and his KUNC party dissolved because he chose to retain links with NCNC after the vote of Southern Cameroons to break away.
It is the same story in Malaysia, Australia, Thailand and China. A people with no values do anything for money from drug peddling to robbery… use the proceeds to front legitimate businesses in host communities and then beat their chests as developers of the land… throw lavish parties and disrespect the women of their host ….. At a point, the people have enough and fight back and then you give them fancy names…. Call them xenophobics and jealous people…. No… you are infiltrating their lands and they are pushed to the wall. Leave South Africa and leave Yorubaland. We are tired of yoru fake drugs, disrespect and constant siding with the enemy to frustrate Yoruba people.

By their, words we know them. You are not in anyway up to, or better than them.

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