₦airaland Forum

No one is surprised

If lightning strikes an igboe, it must've been masterminded by Buhari

Blakjewelry:
some cases like armed kidnapping should be death

Which one is unarmed kidnapping?

Is it the one the unarmed gentlemen politely ask you to allow yourself to be kidnapped and you happily obey?

drlance:
She isn't the first woman that has left me for a better person.

They're not better than you just because they'd better jobs

Drop that biitch like cancer and move on

Dewze:
What do you think the so called "stop and search" plan by the army is for.

Two completely unrelated things conflated by a donkey.......

Why does nairaland allow any idiot to open an account?

itsme01:
hahahaaa i dont listing to codeine junkies also , you can keep throwing words around but then we made shagari, we made yaradua, we made Buhari but we aint making el rufai a president he is a losser before the race started and we will make sure he remain a losser.. you his support can continue your drug adiction because politics is for the educated not the drug adicts

Hmm let's see

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4 fukkups in a single paragraph

You just betrayed your level of education, which is jarring considering this:

itsme01:
politics is for the educated not the drug adicts

So you're either uneducated, or a drug addict.....or both, in addition to being a donkey.

itsme01:
As if if not for Tinubu , Buhari had a chance

or isnt it the same buhari that cried and vowed never to attempt another election until jagaban packaged him

you shiitbrainer better advise Hellrufai to stay his lane or he would be rubished and made to cry

This has shown how much of a colossal jackass you are.....and I don't listen to idiots

You gang of bigoted bastards failed to stop PMB twice, you failed to stop El Rufai in Kaduna....so also will you serial failures crash and burn yet again in 2023.

itsme01:
yeah presidential material for asociation of islamist extremist


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Once upon a time you fukkers said the same thing about Buhari....and he out you all to shame.

El Rufai 2023

BluntBoy:
Truth be told, that is one piece of an ugly automobile.

Yup

Totally agree

Now watch how certain people will go nuts and call you names

"sulking skunk"

Now that's new

johnkey:
How will someone comfortably steal 2bn, wetin he wan use am do

Here's some context:

One million naira spent every single day for 6 years equals about N2b

Respect55:
This life is just a small place. You will think you are sharp but when the time is come, your sin will surely find you out.

Some weeks back, a guy saw my wares online and came around to pick some footwears since we are in same city. He kept on talking on phone with a particular girl (my girl) about the type of shoe she likes. Remember I just gave her a new pair when she requested for one. Not even up to a month.

So this guy selected 3 pairs of shoes - two males shoes and one female own. He just told me to packet them that he would call me when money comes in. Fast-forward to today, he called in the afternoon and gave me a location to bring the shoe that he went out with his girl and will be traveling in the morning.

I dressed up, picked up the shoes at the shop and dashed to the location only to meet him with my girlfriend.

I just pretended like nothing happened, passed the shoes to him. She was shocked to the marrow but the guy never noticed. He asked her to wear the shoe so as to see how it suits but she just told him that he shouldn't bother that it's OK.

He paid me and as I was about leaving, he called me back and introduced me to his girl. I told her my name like we just met and left.

That's just it. I'm out for good. I'm free

Good

Now, go fukk all her friends

You'll feel great and she'd want to die

ashacot:
Ho this guy take get fans?

A certain topography of the skull flattens the brain and reduces reasoning ability in the victims.

Smalldick123:
Good.
but truth be told. i prefer eating 1/10 of that money for 5years abroad and be jailed for life than living in a shithole like this corntree

That's your small dickk talking

Esseite:
Six brand new vehicles in four years... God help Nigeria.

Three old ones.

It says so right there in the story

Still a waste, though.

SoNature:
Bloggers no go let us rest this week.

Na Air Peace and Onyema upanan!

True


There are more important matters to discuss

Like Bobrisky getting some cosmetic surgeries

ornicus:
Say you have some stolen money. You are getting nervous as police are sniffing around . so you want to get it out of Nigeria. You cannot carry it physically.

So you give it your businessman friend to do

I will start from the beginning

Onyeama said he was going to buy planes wuthn20 million dollars.where did the 20 million dollars come from? This is a pertinent question because it cannot be income generated by air peace. The margins in aviation are meager, especially when he is not the only player. You use 20 million for capex, what is left for opex?

https://simpleflying.com/air-peace-expansion/
According to this article, the company has been running at a loss all this while. 3.3 million dollars losses last year


In addition to this, businesses expand with bank loans. Or capital from partners. There is no way to explain how he got the 20 million dollars he was going to use to buy the planes.

Going back to what I said, assume he actually had the 20 million dollars. Will buying new planes increase air peace bottom line? The number of passengers is shrinking due to the economy. If you buy a brand new 2019 corolla for Uber, are you going to charge more than 2013 Tokunbo corollas? Will people patronize you more because you have a brand new corolla? Unless someone has made a firm commitment to you, buy these planes and we will engage you.eg Mobil says they will lease your plane to fly staff everyday from Lagos to akwa ibom. And if that happened it would be in the news. Simply put, it is an illogical investment, considering the aviation industry. You will get broke fast.

What the authorites are saying is onyeama created a company in the US, a briefcase company, that he owned and That he gave a contract to supply him planes. He then sends that company 20 million from Nigeria. Once the company in the US gets the money,it starts disbursing the 20 million to numerous personal accounts of onyeama.

So what onyeama has done is he has used his business in Nigeria to move money to the US on false pretenses.that is a classic money laundering maneuver. Some people belive it's patience Johnathans money. You read how the fg is seizing 5 million today, 2 million tomorrow.

Like a lot of Nigerian businessmen, onyeama has no history of organic growth. If you go to Google, you can trace the histories of apple, Microsoft, dell, etc. you will see a very nerdy looking Jeff bezos .Air peace started 6 years ago. Where did onyeama get the capital?

Now all these questions will be asked

Below is a more concise description

https://www.nairaland.com/5546090/why-onyema-flagged-us-advice/5#84322388

Perfect explanation


Pity some people's minds cannot be swayed by a convincing argument..... everything must be a conspiracy once their people are involved

RonaldoVido:
Every hungry person has an opinion. Advisers.

Opinions over other people's wealth, lifestyle, marriage, private life..

Go get a life and stop posting nonsense online.

So many useless threads by idle people.

Er....you just posted your own opinion, and it's also nonsense.

Practice what you preach

ednut1:
money does not belong to the usa. So it can't be forfeited

Of course it can, if it's money laundering that's proven.

kettykin:
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This should have been the best option , but is the attack on Onyema or the Air Peace which by every indication has rattled the international Aviation industry with its rapid unhindered expansion. They Attack appear as an attempt to stop Air peace by all means

The international aviation industry is mostly unaware of who or what Air Peace is, and is certainly not rattled.

People on nairaland love pulling stories out of thin air

Ojizy1:
I am 27 years old and I have been dating this lady for 2 years now, I'm doing well with forex trading and make money without hitches.

I always take her shopping and buy her good stuff but the thing is I don't see her as my life partner but now she's 4 months pregnant and she concealed the information from me.

I'm not ready to father anything child now because I'm still yet to complete my house.

Guys please suggest what should I do .

Almost exactly two years ago you got another girl pregnant who aborted it.

Like, is the concept of protected sex alien to you, or are you suicidal?

For every single girl you screw, you've effectively screwed all her screwers who didn't use a condom, all of them in the mistaken belief they're somehow safe from something deadly infectious.

Get a grip and stop inflating any damn girl you come across you randy little prick.

How's watching a leaked sex tape made by consenting adults depravity?

Didn't the actors know enough about past incidents of leaked tapes to avoid recording themselves or trusting each other, especially on the part of the girl knowing the man was a rehabilitating drug addict?

Truth is, none of them look responsible enough to warrant my empathy, and therefore I've a copy of their p0rn in my phone, which is very handy next to my Vaseline and toilet paper at 11pm when I couldn't sleep.

SultanOfAbia:
Buhari was appointed by God
God want to teach Nigerians a Lesson
We are too scared for revolution
We are too Lazy to Fight For Justice
So God put in someone who will put us in more discomfort and frustrate us until we stand up come to our senses and say Enough is Enough
Until we wake up and fight for the betterment of Nigeria.
God will not Help Nigeria
Until Nigerians Help Themselves..

You're not even a Nigerian.

You're an illegal immigrant

Careful now, or we deport you back to Biafra

Nvc078:
Hahahaa I still maintain my stand,you're as gullible as every other aboki we see daily. I think this forum is your limit in terms of romance with internet,if not why will someone think another will come to publish his life on a forum filled with I.riots like you if not to get them perplexed and make your thread a busy one capable of hitting the FP. I guess I'm speaking to someone whose comprehensive ability is not more than 0.2.
That said,I will rather remain unemployed, and civilized with a 21st century skill-set than live in a cave and wallow in ignorance like you. Get a life

Get a job!

Nvc078:
Hire a web developer for your tiger nut farm? To do what exactly?

Get a job, hobo

Nvc078:
Hahaha....is that the best you can do dummy? Try harder.next time I might hire you for our marketing outreach... That's if and only if you will improve in your English....though someone said it's a "future impossible event"

Hey jobless bumpkin, I told you I was hiring.....

But since you're such a shitty dev you won't cut it, sadly.

But i can send you stipends to help you get by until you finally die.

Nvc078:
Hahaha....is that the best you can do dummy? Try harder.next time I might hire you for our marketing outreach... That's if and only if you will improve in your English....though someone said it's a "future impossible event"

You're only qualified to talk to me when you get a job first

I don't normally talk to unemployed, jobless, useless, filthy nonentities.

Your kind are scum and dregs of society

It's interesting to see how your supposed english wizardry can't secure you employment....suddenly THAT doesn't matter, does it?

Even more interesting is the fact that a web developer is braying to get a job. Are you a shitty developer? You must be!

Wait, are your folks so dirt-poor that you'd to freeload off your poor suffering sister? Shame on you! A woman had to feed and clothe you!

You're not a man, you're a useless cretin with no sense of self-worth. You can boast all you like, you homeless hobo, but we all know you're scraping at the bottom of the barrel.

Your type sicken me.

Your whiny, pathetic plea for help will always garnish all my posts from here on out, to remind you of your destitute, decrepit lot in life, you lowly jobless maggot.

Nvc078:
Lol was right when I called you gullible. Wait fools like you still believe what the read off a faceless forum? Abokis can never disappoint. For your underserved information am a self - employed IT guru that has 12 persons in my payroll. You made me laugh my ass off with your last sentence,and I' m forced to ask " when did aboki of all people start having interest in the IT sector"? What happens to the sugar cane,tiger but and zobo farms? Please Mr. Employer,I think your brothers feeding off the left over of one alhaji needs your " audio " employment more.
And less I forgot,my gateman may be your brother cos both of you share same IQ level

HELP, SOMEONE!

Nvc078 NEEDS A JOB.....ELSE HE'LL INGEST SOME SNIPER.

HE'S TOO DAFT TO ENGAGE IN THE CRIMINAL LIFESTYLE OF HIS TRIBESMEN

PLEASE HELP!

HE'LL TAKE ANY JOB BECAUSE HIS SISTER THREW HIM OUT FLAT ON HIS ASS....HENCE HIS BITTERNESS. HELL, HE'D SUCK PRICK FOR PEANUTS

IT TAKES A SPECIAL KIND OF ASSHOLE TO BE THROWN OUT BY FAMILY...PERHAPS HE WAS STEALING FROM HER PURSE, HE'S THAT DESPERATE

HELP!!!

Seems igboes are incapable of honest living

Nvc078:
See a classified foool. Oh wait I should use " impact" ? Sad enough you're showing us who you're and the tribe you belong to. For your information " impart" means to teach while " impact " means forceful bodily contact. Go back to your secondary school and demand the refund of your fees.only then will you realize that " as at when due " and " as and when due" are both correct but talks about different things. See a gullible aboki trying to teach someone English of all things. this should be the 11th wonders of the world

Lols at the failed attempt at deflection

You got called out using bullshiit english and you're stupidly attempting to bluff out

Besides, shouldn't you be busy looking for jobs instead? Are you sore at Abokis because you're an unemployed donkey mooching off your sister? Has she thrown you out yet?

Incidentally I'm hiring coders...so maybe I could be your saving grace and feed yer ass, donkey.

Now, bray in obeisance!

[quote author=OldBeer post=84318190][/quote]Thanks, old booze.

Nvc078:
See " grammar " abeg. This is one of the reasons why we have been calling for the abolishment of the evil catchment area thing in offering admission to people.if this thing has been done as at when due,mentally retards like you will be chasing your cows up and down or rather attain the apex of nomadic education without having anything whatsoever to do with higher institutions that has no significant impart in your level of civilization

That's the "impart" your over-glorified citadels of bad tutorship benefited you, you painfully banal donkey?

Now let this aboki school this fool: the correct phrase is as and when due.

Also, donkey, you're using impart wrong. It's a verb, donkey.

Congrats, donkey, you've learned something new today so your day isn't totally wasted braying like an anally-retentive jackass.

Now, fukk off.

Nvc078:
No more admission for Aboki na

A powerful aboki gave the directive while you, an anonymous and inconsequential fart herder of no material import, are reduced to making wimpy and asinine statements online.