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glitest:
It means you are handsome

thats cute now stop trolling cos it doesnt suit you

glitest:
Hell hath no fury like a guy been dumped/ rejected

what that supposed to mean

Mention:
Well I don't know.. Ain't conversant with wp

alright thanks for trying to help

Mention:
Get a screenshot... Did you download it from d store?? You can visit [url]m.opera.com[/url] to get the original software

yeah from wp's store

darnley16:
Hahaha wicked feat bro, You rock man!!!
Smh , people without little sense of humour, pitiful!

some people are just way too serious about nothing

not working properly...is it really opera mini or another browser in disguise?

you dont shave
men dont shave

[quote author=Tallesty1 post=26867809][/quote]thats cute

rozzay:
Fat

no no no

prettyjo:
I am fat.@ op go and hug a transformer

why you mad?
not insulting you, ma, but try and get in shape...i think you arent happy with your bfp

MizMyColi:
She may be trying to loose weight, Yes.
But that's from a position of self love, not self loathing.

Might I also add that, that she wants to loose some pounds doesn't mean she wants be become Miss Skiny _Ass.

SMH for you.

oh come on, not you too... when something gets in the way of you having fun you got to loathe it... so yes i hate fat, yes... it fu .ck ing sucks it sucking fu.cks.
you can be skinny and still have a big behind, kgomotso christopher for example but i like big and fit... its about fitness but if anyone wants to be unhealthy, if thats what make them happy, its their choice entirely

rozzay:
Ahah, y shuldnt I know lolz. I can feel it na, mirror dey dere. Most imp pips eyes. Hehehhe. Anyway obesity isn't gud but I hate lepa, be fat so ur man can hold flesh! Not bone bone di ka ogwu azu tufia

noooo not fat...big and fit

rozzay:
No am not I love d way my big nyas h shakes wen ayam walking on d street, for yinmu s like u to fall inside gutter

hehe you can be lean and still have 'big nyash' anyway your bfp isnt outta hand yet.
btw you got eyes atcha back?how do you know its lovely when you shaking it im curious

rozzay:
*proudly fat* OP hug transformer

admit it now you're trying to lose weight, aintcha?

hihih hold your horses people, i like people more for their inside, i dont hate fat people...i dont like fat cos its a problem, im not going to give a lesson on fat/obesity to you now

ma the kitchen's that way--->!

1. she's fat
2. she's fat
3. she's fat
4. she's fat
5. she's fat
6. she's fat
7. she's fat
8. she's fat
9. she's fat
what more reason do you need

nigerian celebrities so unfit especially women... wth

actually its not hard to tell... BFP says it all

NinoBrown888: Lol Com'on Man, apple already tendered an apology...

heard tha some guy stood in a queue for 44hrs , jes to get his girlfy and iphone 6,,,

44hrs seriously i wont last 44mins!

NinoBrown888: You don't know how glad I'M to av come across a Man united fan...

brother, brother *hug* nohomo

MizMyColi: @bountyhunter
A ManU fan?!

You don't wanna cross paths with my Guapo or Me.
Trust me

im thick skinned... alas it was questionable last week, losing 5-3 to leicester city still hurts, damnn but time heals all things, it will pass

NinoBrown888: Then do the needful , get her an iphone 6....

twill do the magic...

and that will set me back by $1300 (an inflated price), for a bendy thing no thanks i'll pass... next year maybe

NinoBrown888: Hmm,,,
Will a bank alert do the magic ?

seriously dont think so

Tymax: I'm pleased. So now you are controlling two guys. Only you. well done.

like my school teacher used to say 'eh who's controlling who?

annawhite: Poetry makes me dizzy....it makes me see the guy as a broke nigga #

well contrary to what you said, poets are filthy rich, i think they've won more nobel prizes than any profession

MizMyColi: Hey!
Tymax
StayOff!





BountyHunter: You strike me like someone I used to be friends with on here and I insist you're no newbie to Nairaland.
I couldn't reply you because at the time of receiving your mentions and others, I was using a low end phone.

Hmmmmmmm

Having gone through your lines, I admit, those were lovely, wait! How'd you know I've got fine legs?
Or was that part of faking it until it becomes real?.
Those were real stuffs you wrote up there and I'm impressed, for real.
If I saw these lines yesterday, bar the lewd part well........I'd have done the needful.




Officially, Sea Gold won.
BuT

Unofficially, I declare you BountyHunter the winner of my Golden Heart.
(No Sarcasm)



Welcome to my world
And please, please!
No lewdness/indecent talk.
I'm too holy Hun


CC: Temigracie

hehe seriously no sarcasm?

yes yes yesssssss yesss *runs out nak.ed* *singing*
whooooah

you got to believe me, i haven't even got to the 'teething' stage on nl...

about the pretty legs, i can only imagine.
y'day i wasnt ready (was even hungry, tbh) so as my usual self i tried to keep it short, simple and comical...
then my rivals drew out top guns and i had an arrow without a bow, made me look silly... i just had to clap back

but seriously i think you're been too kind. give it straight to me, tell it as it is, im open minded...

p.s replying just now cos been watching sports all day...
saturday starts with 's', so does sports...
btw man utd won today, it was tough but we held our own to the very end. GGMU.
its been a great day for me... hope yours was just as great if not more

NinoBrown888: In justin bieber's voice....

#never
#say
#never,,,, Lol...

most girls will fall but she's too clever to fall for just words

MrCork: ...u copy n paste lyric from intanet n u expect to get punnny......tinkin women shud feel sorrry for u..and then u start gettin emotional simply becuz they catch u out and the ladies simply ain't feelin u......bro do u realiaze ther is somtin call copy right?...u lie and then u desive the females!

why you butthurt really

MrCork:

thats cute senor cork

marieolae: Lovin dis womanwrapping! Very sweet lmaoo

heh its not woman...

wrappering

hehehehe woman wrappering hehe not me

NinoBrown888: quite a touchy piece of luv note....


If only she knows how you feel....

If only she knows how your heart yearn for her...

hehe brah