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bad gal keeping 'things up' iykwim


#gal you make me wanna ugh...
baby bend down and grab your ankles you know whats next# *singing

chikago1:
E dey for abuja expecting it next week.

shii that ur package is moving really slow, its 19th you ordered same with that my person... are you able to track it now?

chikago1:
I asked him weather I could get it dis week and he said "yes"

coming late... the person got their package, howfar with urs?

there is a whole thread on a phone and most followers are eagerly awaiting to get their hands on from jumia, and jumia is fooling around Man jumia is about experience a shitstorm...there is a crowd here and more coming in...jumia you fukin with the wrong crowd, thousands are watching and waiting, if this shiit blows jumia is gon take a big hit... Please guys keep the thread updated with your orders progress.

chikago1:
19th, Gamiss.

bro you're not alone in this! I know someone who ordered on the 19th nov, from the same damnn gamiss on gaddamnn jumia, got shipped on 21st, its not trackable again after reaching international shipping blah blah last friday... contacted jumia about 'package not found' they said package is in nigeria ready for delivery on or before 8th dec, contact again and they said this time that 'your package has been shipped and will be delivered to you on or before 16th dec'!! Can you imagine I think thats what they will tell you soon too... Honestly i think people shouldnt order for this phone on jumia again at least not from gamiss... Something is not right with all these. Seems no one has gotten their device yet from jumia here... Best thing now is to cancel orders if possible... If anyone has contact with legal people, lawyers, its about time to send them to deliver a message to jumia...simple buying and selling jumia wants people to worship them before doing whats right

who ever gives 21odds that clicks wins argument...how about that?

matter on ground, is an issue of probability (for now) but we all know who has the upper hand in this relationship, its the bookies no matter what, its always a win-win for them so lets not kid ourselves here that this bookie is losing money giving out 1m... that option shouldnt be even look at...at worse they break even which is highly unlikely...200 or so contestants assuming they average total stake of 10k (which is a very easy amount to lose in this 'trade' in a day) in whole duration of competition thatz 2 f milla -two million- there will always be much more (wayyyy much more) losing bets than winning ones, its a fact of life.
then there is the bigger reward of all, 'publicity' for the bookie, these guys are pushing the brand out to the masses by participating which is what the bookie wanted in the first place...what bigger reward than having people tell people that you're doing something?no doubt who's winning here financially and otherwise...

that aside, the guys running this have fukdup in many ways already, like never saying what this 'pfp' is all about from the beginning, only posting rules after people enrolled...thats just...
its a pity how people have been treated in this competition, the coordinators have faces of 'idgaf'...this could have been great fun and worthwhile but it seems like juvenile play every sec...oh well, allizwell

'be good to all man...'
hammer10 help with that 'qoue' from admbola again

logonlaredo:
if u have is20 @ 68.5e (religious things) installed, then u are close to it. Just input this tp 11498 v 2200 and pull ur dish down very gently, with that u will get it ( but after getting that tp, u will need to adjust ur dish to the right a little, I mean very little like 2mm to increase the signal well in order to get other tp's or else u will only get Lesotho TV) then blind scan.
movie(zee), sports, news, Christian channel, cartoon etc.
NOTE: they have dollar signs and can be encrypted soon.

bro what sat are you talking about?

cheelord:
To the skillful and very experienced stakers here, I need help. Is there a SURE formula for staking accumulative odds of about 1.2 or max 1.3 odds daily and winning daily on it with a 99% success rate?

Let's say I fund my betting account with N50k and be making like a sure N10k daily (on sure accumulative odds of 1.2). Is this possible, and what system/formula should I use?

singles from markets like;
1) over 1.5goals ft - 1.2-1.3odds.
2) under 1.5goals ht - 1.3odds.
3) 1x2 (home win with 59-69% probability) - 1.2-1.3odds.
4) over 0.5goals 2ht - 1.2odds.
...
doubles from markets like;
1) dc 1x2 ht - 1.15^2=1.3odds.
2) team (home with >50% chance to win) to score - 1.10^2=1.2odds.
3) under 3.5goals ft - 1.16^2=1.3odds.
4) dc 1x2 ft (12) - 1.18^2=1.4odds.

of course nothing is for certain so alot has to do with your own ability and luck to pick the best bets of the day...good luck
99% success is just haha

"never loses''

ddone2020:
My man l hd experience of dis while trackn it.better track it 4rm nss22 d one u got was a fake l blindscanned d tp u used it gave me a testing chnl.Use tp l gave above, lt's nt a deceitful tp or d ones in multi TV position are workin now.

okay thanks man

abohwun:
use 11595v 27500 when u hit green u are done.

ah aha must have been the frequency thanks bro

ddone2020:
lt 's nt dat tricky track it wit 11475v 27500 4rm 22w move ur dish to ur left hand when u at back of d dish .

no problem tracking...problem is after tracking n hitting green on 11559v with signal at 74% just one channel pops up which is a test channel no mbc s

Fecolity:
guru in the house pls help ur guy out.i was trying to nail sony pix and others on 68.5°e to no avail.I got d ku band with 92% i dem remove it and replaced wit cband wit and without d plate i was still unable to hit green.pls help ur guy out.

check on dish size (>1.8m depends on location), lnb skew (10o'clock depends lnb type, so tweak with it) and lnb (if its good)

70+ (on 80cm dish) signal quality on 11559 on 7w yet no show, just some test tx...whats up with that?is it tricky to get those mbcs on 80 or 90cm?

you pirate tx for live football, use po.rn, use lies yet aint no market for your junk of a decoder...what lies are you gon' use next? 'chumpion' decoder can be use as a 500tb hard drive?has hi-fi capability?an ai personal assistant? you need to learn proper marketing strategies mr chumpiontv...if you injected money into producing that device, you need to treat it as a business n do whats best for business, at the moment you're doing the complete opposite of that
#phuckinamateurs

SexyCeline:
Lips sealed. Only guys do kiss & tell.

you're such a pharisee ooooohdammmn

^^^
possibly doing the key procedure wrong, no?

beerfore you start those bottles popping... remember;

beer before liquor, never been sicker; liquor before beer, you're in the clear... alcohol on empty stomach, suicide
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know your limit, dont over drink, there is still tomorrow... drink with plan of waking up tomorrow morning
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dont dd (drink n drive) -if you want to kill yourself, fine, but just remember others might not want to die so dont dd- protect yourself and others
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dont get in a brawl when drinking, alcohol impairs the mind... stay away from fights
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dont spill the beer, its 'alcohol abuse' 8-)
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merry christmas and many more

christmas carols on ewtn intelsat 20 @68e


bible stories-passion of christ on sabc test(gbs) on ses5 @5e lol


merry christmas fellas

brianross, lolz you havent figure out how to install channels yet, now you wanna learn a rather advance process huh?or have you figured out?you're skipping a huge step that you must come back to if you wanna be an asas...

on ghz/mhz, you have to start your digits with a 0 for mhz freq
eg 03644 v 08545
guess you must have figured out by now right?you got your itv back?

BrianRoss:
tnx, but all u are saying i dnt unserstand, i dnt really kwn about all dis things, d channels were deleted by mistake, i jst wanted to see if i can get dem bk my self, d dish is at d right position where it is supposed to b, so i thought i jst needed to get d frequency to get dem bk. I will appreciate if u help me with a step by step procedures on hw to do dis pls.

well you havent mention the decoder you're using and what satellite you're getting the channels so that makes things a bit tough...
what i can tell you is use blind scan; go to menu, scroll to 'installation' then select 'blind scan' thats just about it

mizquote:
√ A.t.m pin
√Facebook password
√email password.
√worst personal secret(s)
√ family secret(s).
which two have you shared?

oh really?how cute what if he shares all that, and still uses you as a punchingbag

brianross, thats a cband frequency its actually 3642v8545 on 64.2e...requires at least 1.8m, dunno, depends on location

GiggsTk:
Please guys, I've been trying to switch to the new mytv satellite,eutelsat 16a, I've tried tracking it several times but never hitting green. Secondly anytime I try editing the tp from manual scan and I enter the new frequency, I get an invalid frequency message, and it's impossible to edit it from the dish setting menu. Please I need you guys assistance on tracking it. I'll be grateful.thanks

lnb skewed at 8o'clock...
lolz use the right satellites! ku feq on ku satelite and cband feq for cband satellite... eg for amos 5 ku select '17.0E amos 5/k' on ur strong decoder...
you can use any satellite but make sure it ends with a (k) for ku, and (c) for cband...
you can modify it in dish setting by changing 'lnb type' to 'universal' for ku and 'single' for cband

Cheny:
Check page 1032

and page 1008 www.nairaland.com/712408/free-air-satellite-tv-general/1008

no place for slippers an... and sandals? gaddamnit

etcwest thats very possible, depends on ur dish size tho, smaller the dish the harder to get all tps on the attached sat...
best set up is 57e as primary, 68 attach above the primary lnb... many have done that set up on this thread, go thru it, there r pics too...
2.4m should do the job

you guys are using airtel and probably one of their app based data bundles...you cant visit facebook.com (you can visit 0.facebook.com no pictures tho) and you cant goto youtube too...thats a few i know they have blocked...you can solve that by subscribing to their normal data bundles or better yet remove that modayucka and get another mobile carrier

Truly1:
People should not derail this thread cos we all know it is fta!!!

heheheh like this guy...always against anything pay!! truly an fta asas


odilibe i was unable to get anything on 76.5e on ku! using a 2.4m prime focus!maybe i didnt use the proper lnb dunno.
i wonder if you have tried it, especially the s-net tp?saw some dcw keys for it

odilibe:
I checked carefully it is china beam.....encrypted with tongfang!some receivers cannot use tongfang...where some spark receivers like the alien receivers(Mcas key editor /oscam) does/can use tongfang key if available !etc

And another beam coverage for mena region!

many thanks...will try n see if i can get some tps on my prime focus dish without the proper ku lnb holder

blexxonmak:
@bountyhunter.

Sky Net is a Direct to Home (DTH) and Multiplay Service (MPS) system provided
nationwide in Myanmar by Shwe Than Lwin Media Co.,Ltd - just like DSTV in Nigeria.

http://www.skynetdth.com/index.php/about

thanks no mention of beam, i guess its the 'china' beam...$14 a month including 100% football matches thats just way too ridiculously good

greetings odilibe do you happen to know what beam 11010v30000 on 76.5e is?